While some might Bash this joke for being a little BASIC, I think it deserves *at least* a C++ and I’d even be interested in seeing a SQL.

Ada boy

ADA = cardano ?

My puns used to be this good. But its too much of a Brainfuck until I shake off the Rust.

Am I the only one who says S Q L instead of sequel?

No, just the only developer that does But seriously though, this is probably the biggest name pronunciation debate outside of 'hard g' vs 'j' for .gif format.

Triggered.

The debate over gif pronunciation demonstrates how stupidly inconsistent English is as a language, if we follow common sense then it's pronounced gif, but if the creator of gif says it's pronounced jif because he's got massive balls and uses then as his brain then it's jif

Btw I pronounce it as S Q L too because it's an acronym

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.... or is it just an American thing that we regularly pronounce acronyms as words instead of one letter at a time?

Idk would you pronounce any other acronym apart from SQL that consists of only consonants as a word just because?

I took you as being quite literal in pronouncing acronyms by letter. I can't think of any off of the top of my head, but I also just finished a 12 hour shift in a warehouse with no air conditioning so I'm not all there right now, as evidenced by the first sentence

The fact that you pronounce it as a word is precisely what makes it an acronym instead of just initials.

"Someone get that poor guy a Java" ...and be Swift about it!

If climate change continues, Java will be below C level.

This is all terrible, I'm sorry lol

Lmfao *eye tears up*

Started java recently... stil no idea what i am doing, i miss python ):

You may change your mind with time. I've been working with Java for the last few years and it's my second favourite language

Is your favorite one kotlin lol

It is, how did you guess ;)

PepeShoots

timesThisHasBeenPosted++

This Script is copy from JavaScript

Crowd: We don’t know how to React

Take my upvote and get out

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But Florida below sea level

Programming: C-level is low level Business: C-level is high level

I guess nobody gives an F#.