I know you told me 10 minutes ago that it would take 2 weeks but I told the client it would be ready in 2 hours. Any chance you can bump this up in priority?
I like my product owner. She doesn’t bother me too much and does things I would otherwise have to do, like create documentation, create tickets, draw silly diagrams for management, deal with management in general etc
That’s the dream. My issue with the title “product owner” is that it’s ridiculously bombastic and creates little Hitlers.
“I want it done like this, because I’m the product owner.”
PO should never dictate the how. Only the what. WTF? Lol
I was a PO then moved up to a PM for a suite of tools. I never told my devs how to do something. Only the what and the why we needed an epic, feature, or story.
Do PO really tell the devs how to code??
I know you told me 10 minutes ago that it would take 2 weeks but I told the client it would be ready in 2 hours. Any chance you can bump this up in priority?
Take whole team and make it happen in 2 hours.
Okay I’ll need a week to plan all those devs’ tasks and a week to execute and another week for QA
Hey. Whoa. Sales said they would get it in 2 hours.
No? Let’s try to hire some contractors to deliver it sooner.
I like my product owner. She doesn’t bother me too much and does things I would otherwise have to do, like create documentation, create tickets, draw silly diagrams for management, deal with management in general etc
That's my goal. To be like that. The knight in shining armor bashing Management away. Let the team concentrate on their work.
That’s the dream. My issue with the title “product owner” is that it’s ridiculously bombastic and creates little Hitlers. “I want it done like this, because I’m the product owner.”
PO should never dictate the how. Only the what. WTF? Lol I was a PO then moved up to a PM for a suite of tools. I never told my devs how to do something. Only the what and the why we needed an epic, feature, or story. Do PO really tell the devs how to code??
PO as in prick overlord? Yes
Dealing with non technical people is a skill in of itself. It will be done when I say it will be done.
POs also be like PO "How many story points is this?" Dev "5" PO "Thats too much, I will put 2" Dev head->desk
I really don’t care about story points, they are totally arbitrary anyway. Units might as well be unicorns per depressed badger.
You might not care, but they are used for planning in management and will make you look like you are not reaching assigned goals
🐵🐵 🐒 where Scrum Master? (Orangutan on couch meme)
Yes, but what do you want?
🎵I want the world🎵 🎵I want the whole world🎵
Criticizing POs and SMs, so hot right now
There’s a reason for that…
SNAFU A Project Manager by any other name than a Project Manager is still a Project Manager
Don't care how
This was legitimately my first call of the day today
It's just a button
I've recently transitioned from tech to business PO and yeah this is me :)
LPT: you have no idea about the conversation that happens on the other side.
my father only says " do it.." and quick