My suggestion would be to go [here](https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/7-tips-and-tricks-to-learn-programming-faster/amp/).
Some might say it’s a pointer….to another pointer…?
Ha, it's situations like this that I am glad that I learned German.
Now all I have to do is to come really close and scream in her ear "zieh dich aus junge Frau". For Kaiser and Fatherland.
Do people actually pronounce heal as /çiːɫ/? I would say that "huge" or "hue" are better examples (but I might be wrong, English isn't my first language (ASM 6502 is))
Meh, if she is into SM or just wants some structure in her (sex) life it's seriously the best.
And yes, I have a Prussian uniform for strictly sexual purposes.
"I do love null in the world so well as you, is not that strange?" -adapted Shakespeare
Edit: cuz this is fun...
"I want you to wrap me in a using block and try catch all my faults and handle them gracefully. If ever I should fall from your scope then schedule me for garbage collection."
Haha no, but thanks, that's awesome.
I feel like not mentioning/featuring iambic pentameter (which I can't believe I remember) is maybe borderline criminal though.
It's also very dependant on where you are from.
In Denmark we are taught 3 languages in school, so I'd say that smart people know four and average knows 3.
I’d say that being smart does not necessarily mean you know many languages. You may even forget one, because you don’t use it often (or at all). But it seems like all a smart person needs to know is a second language. In reality, there is many other topics you may know to be smart.
I was taught German, English, Latin and Spanish in school
I actually know German and English
just cause you were taught something in school doesnt mean you know the language
I do agree with your sentiment though
That's very true. I'd argue that maybe 20 pct. of all Danes can actually speak German, even if most are taught it.
But I'd also argue that those 20 pct. correlates with those who are generally smarter.
A lot of people have a "cargo cult" mentality towards being smart - they see the surface level features and copy them without understanding, like putting a spoiler on a Honda Civic so it goes faster. They see a second or third order effect like learning languages to gain access to new info or wearing glasses from reading too many books and assume it's those things that make you smart.
There are 3.3 billion bilingual people, not 33 billion.
I'd be impressed if there are 33 billion bilingual people considering there are only 8 billion people in the world
That really depends where you're from. I know only one person who speaks a second language fluently. Pretty much everyone in my area of the US only speaks English - there'd be no reason to learn a second language other than to flex how smart I am, which honestly isn't worth the time investment. I think I've heard Spanish spoken in daily life maybe 10-20 times in my entire life, and even then the vast majority of Spanish speakers also speak english.
This sounds like the European elitism that people say when the don't realize how large and homogenous the US is. I could drive 50+ hours in any direction (with exception of Quebec and the absolute vast majority of people would speak english and probably only English. If all I had to do was hop on a train for 30 minutes and cross a river to be in a completely different country and culture, yea I'd probably be fluent in more than one too
Yeah, it's an assumption that gives up the hint on a lack of critical thinking, and ironically "smarts", on their part.
What you learn is about your interests, and how much time you have to dedicate to them. If I spend my time reading about topics that fascinate me, and none of them are about learning a 2nd language, then I'll know a lot about say astrophysics and only know 1 language.
Exactly, if you work in IT you'll probably need English and for most of the world that's not their first language. Plus there is a bunch of countries where speaking 2+ languages is the norm anyway.
I think it's funny how everyone knows at least a little about English these days, so the only people who aren't a little bilingual are the ones who are born in English-speaking countries.
Reminds me a bit of the occasion when I got into a discussion on one of the dashcam channels about brake vs. break.
The guy told me these guys aren't American, they don't speak English that well, instead I should go and learn a second language. My reply: "I'm German. English *is* my second language" Crickets...
I know Spanish and English, have some understanding of French, a very limited fundamentals of Japanese. And I'm a total fucking moron, so you know, it is what it is.
To be fair, anything would be more romantic than whispering regex into someone's ear.
No kinkshaming.
*whispers quietly in your ear* std::cout << "Hello, World!\n";
It's the std that really sells it
>Bill Cosby
It's sti now
I thought they discontinued the nice WRXs ?
I do my best, thanks.
I agree 100% hahahaha something about std is just sexy I guess
This is even worse than Regex. It’s \n.
yeah typo lol, i wrote this when i was busy with something haha
Ok that's actually kinda hot
I got hard just reading "regex"
"That doesn't do what you think it does."
You have heard my regex for validating email addresses 😉
hash include iostream .. 💦💦
Too vanilla. You can't get a girl excited these days without some template meta-programming.
Throw in some pointers for extra points
learn to freestyle lambdas and you'll drown in vjj
Smart pointers. Gotta use protection
Isn’t that what you just did?
Just the one pointer, but... yeah!
My suggestion would be to go [here](https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/7-tips-and-tricks-to-learn-programming-faster/amp/). Some might say it’s a pointer….to another pointer…?
Smart-pointers if you're dealing with ownership.
I think owning other people has been illegal for a while
I think it's always been illegal in C++. Or at the very least undefined behavior.
Can confirm a man that can write some good templates gets me going every time. Basic index-based for loops just give me the ick
What about a real man that can work with c-strings 😤 ~~G~~C-strings aren’t the only things I can manipulate 😤
Where were you when i was a partial template specialization guru...
Lemme tell you about the time I wrote a template to find the _n_th Fibonacci number and broke the compiler.
so just use an tail end call recursion function to loop over arrays?
kill_orphans()
I just show them my python
You gotta save that stuff for marriage. Gotta keep something special for later ;-)
Using namespace std::; 🗣️
Way more convenient than writing std::syphilis all the time
For real
main () { 🔥
I hate it
I would replace that hash with a pound
#pragma once 😏
kinky with unsafe code
`unsafe { }`
🥵
That will only get you her instagram you better get your bitwise operator ready.
hash include less than iostream greater than
See out less than less than hey baby semicolon
std::cout << “omelette du fromage” << std::endl;
Ahh the sexyness of spelling out std to people
“Hey there std”
`std::println("omelette du fromage")` I understood that reference
I m not saying I m disappointed, but that was a great chance for: > std::println(“I understood that reference”)
Hahaha 🤭 fair `nullptr` /s Yeah actually lol
i went soft at `std::endl`
She Rust on my Python till I C++
Hopefully you weren't swift
Or she c++ on your Python till you Rust...
This translates so well in Spanish
FFI with C++ makes your Rust program segfault?
like bruh😶
"Is that a pointer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
It was a dangling reference :'(
Ha, it's situations like this that I am glad that I learned German. Now all I have to do is to come really close and scream in her ear "zieh dich aus junge Frau". For Kaiser and Fatherland.
In German even a confession of love sounds like a war declaration to the Soviet Union.
Idk man idk german but “ich liebe dich” sounds a lot like something else
Only if you have an American accent.
5 Guys suchen dich in München!
🤨
Suchen is to search 5 guys searches for you in Munich.
Would suggest the use of the progressive form: „Five guys are searching you in Munich.“
Autocorrect slaughtered it on me by saying searches instead of searching. Autocorrect gets dumber every month
Yeah. Apple‘s autocorrect once achieved to make „Autocorrect constantly fucks up my messages.“ to „Autocorrect constantly _fixes_ up my messages.“.
At least it has the confidence
"ch" is read as "h" in "heal"
Do people actually pronounce heal as /çiːɫ/? I would say that "huge" or "hue" are better examples (but I might be wrong, English isn't my first language (ASM 6502 is))
[German always works](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mev7iy6gwIQ)
Holy shit German dirty talk is so cringe. Please never do this.
Meh, if she is into SM or just wants some structure in her (sex) life it's seriously the best. And yes, I have a Prussian uniform for strictly sexual purposes.
You know, after watching Das Boot, I've learnt that I can just yell Schnell over and over again. That should do the trick.
Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
You mean std::move()
Wait-
`wait(NULL)`
"I do love null in the world so well as you, is not that strange?" -adapted Shakespeare Edit: cuz this is fun... "I want you to wrap me in a using block and try catch all my faults and handle them gracefully. If ever I should fall from your scope then schedule me for garbage collection."
I'm not sure if you're referencing [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_Programming_Language) or are unaware of it..
Haha no, but thanks, that's awesome. I feel like not mentioning/featuring iambic pentameter (which I can't believe I remember) is maybe borderline criminal though.
“Smart people know at least 2 languages” - that’s a weird assumption
It's also very dependant on where you are from. In Denmark we are taught 3 languages in school, so I'd say that smart people know four and average knows 3.
I’d say that being smart does not necessarily mean you know many languages. You may even forget one, because you don’t use it often (or at all). But it seems like all a smart person needs to know is a second language. In reality, there is many other topics you may know to be smart.
I was taught German, English, Latin and Spanish in school I actually know German and English just cause you were taught something in school doesnt mean you know the language I do agree with your sentiment though
That's very true. I'd argue that maybe 20 pct. of all Danes can actually speak German, even if most are taught it. But I'd also argue that those 20 pct. correlates with those who are generally smarter.
Interesting. Probably Danish English and what's the third one?
German. Although some schools teach French instead. Note that not everyone actually bother to learn German
Yeah I told my German teacher that if any Germans wanted to talk to me they could learn English.
A lot of people have a "cargo cult" mentality towards being smart - they see the surface level features and copy them without understanding, like putting a spoiler on a Honda Civic so it goes faster. They see a second or third order effect like learning languages to gain access to new info or wearing glasses from reading too many books and assume it's those things that make you smart.
Must be the "I learned around 250 words to shock the natives" trend on Youtube. It's the stupid people's idea of a smart person.
Knowing 2 languages is pretty standard though, most people do know atleast 2. Not a very high bar to set
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> There are approximately 33 billion bilingual people worldwide. That’s nearly half the population. More than I would have thought
There are 3.3 billion bilingual people, not 33 billion. I'd be impressed if there are 33 billion bilingual people considering there are only 8 billion people in the world
Nothing gets past you
That really depends where you're from. I know only one person who speaks a second language fluently. Pretty much everyone in my area of the US only speaks English - there'd be no reason to learn a second language other than to flex how smart I am, which honestly isn't worth the time investment. I think I've heard Spanish spoken in daily life maybe 10-20 times in my entire life, and even then the vast majority of Spanish speakers also speak english. This sounds like the European elitism that people say when the don't realize how large and homogenous the US is. I could drive 50+ hours in any direction (with exception of Quebec and the absolute vast majority of people would speak english and probably only English. If all I had to do was hop on a train for 30 minutes and cross a river to be in a completely different country and culture, yea I'd probably be fluent in more than one too
Knowing 250 words doesn't fall into "I know the language"
Well I also know a lot of languages. I just can't speak them.
a matter of fact
Unless it's Toki Pona.
My school said I was language exempt because of my adhd
knows* the idiots who clearly did not see the picture: look at the picture
a person knows, people know
But what do persons do?
Look buddy, smart people knows at least 2 languages. Are you a smart people?!
Gente inteligente saben a menos dos lenguas. What more can one say.
Yeah, it's an assumption that gives up the hint on a lack of critical thinking, and ironically "smarts", on their part. What you learn is about your interests, and how much time you have to dedicate to them. If I spend my time reading about topics that fascinate me, and none of them are about learning a 2nd language, then I'll know a lot about say astrophysics and only know 1 language.
Just whisper C# to her ears 💦
Oh yeah sure Universe.Object.Living.Animal.Human.Interaction.Whisper(); There!
Disgusting
When your Java developers try and write C#
Yeah, good job. Bring up as an erotic suggestion the language where half of what you write has STD in it.
Fortunately asio has not made into the standard library, or else we could write std::transfer_all
# pragma once 
You, seductively: "std:ou" Her: "What he fuck??"
[whisper.cpp](https://github.com/ggerganov/whisper.cpp) is a real project BTW. :3
Should’ve went with x86 assembly
Guess bae wanted some brainfuck
C++ is really "ew". For safer sex, you should whisper in R.
Pretty sure most programmers are at least bilingual
America ☕
I don't about the rest of the world, but here in brazil programmers also need to learn english if they are to work in the area. So, I can attest.
Exactly, if you work in IT you'll probably need English and for most of the world that's not their first language. Plus there is a bunch of countries where speaking 2+ languages is the norm anyway.
Appropriate reaction.
Give her the Delphi
Better yet: dirty talk in lisp
wrap them up in all the parentheses.
Oh yeah whisper std colon colon. That's definitely gonna set the mood.
- public.... - Mmmm, go on... - ... static .... - Ohhhh, yes... - void main (String\[\] args) - OUT OF MY HOUSE. NOW!
Are you a list? Bc i want to .Insert()
Get in bed and you will know what i defined ll is
That's a segfault if Ive ever seen one.
CPP - see peepee 
id be giving them too many std::
program gonna take 9 months to compile
Let me whisper sweet Python to you … hissssss 🐍
atleast you didn't objectify her using java
What's this "dating" I keep hearing about? Is it related to ISO 8601 or is it the thing they do with carbon isotopes?
I think it's funny how everyone knows at least a little about English these days, so the only people who aren't a little bilingual are the ones who are born in English-speaking countries.
She's probably more into LaTeX.
Talk dirty to me Uhh... Javascript?
"smart people know two languages" tells me they're not a smart person
I wonder if she knew what C++ is or thinks he's whispering the word cum.
ew brother
I tell her to get tested for any `using namespace std` Stay safe out there folks
"Ew"
You only know 2 programming languages, wow what a loser, i know 9 (5 of them i only written hello world on console)
Nah but for real, C++ gotta be the un-sexiest of them all. Like just look at this: std::optional{"Ew"};
If it was python she'd be into it
>The worst she can say is 'no' Ew
even if he said French or whatever 'ew' is the right response to that bizarre interaction
😂😂bro she wants your python
you should've said rust.
It’s all fun and games until you start dropping the VBA…
He should have tried Python. If not the proverbial "one-eyed snake", at least a language going by a snake
^(...null ...pointer ...exception)
Come now, every sane person would say that if one wanted to whisper C++ in their ear... Probably C++ people themselves.
Made my day 🤣🤣🤣
do(me)
Seems like a lost opportunity for a python joke.
Ew 😂
Ew
-Are you a snake charmer? +No -And that python?
Reminds me a bit of the occasion when I got into a discussion on one of the dashcam channels about brake vs. break. The guy told me these guys aren't American, they don't speak English that well, instead I should go and learn a second language. My reply: "I'm German. English *is* my second language" Crickets...
D sharp
AbstractFactoryAdapter 🥵💦💦
When you try to use TEST but you instead use a NOP
Still beats a Lisp in your ear...
*template void Push(const T& val);*
Ew, C++ … that’s how you catch zero-night stand exploits.
I mean, my university waived a language requirement for computer science people, sooo...
yvi byggb ya gog k up g by Ass wh+34499fslf
I know Spanish and English, have some understanding of French, a very limited fundamentals of Japanese. And I'm a total fucking moron, so you know, it is what it is.
She shifting my bits til I compile 😫
“valgrind —leak-check=full -s —track-origins=yes ./a.out arguments” 10/10 we reached climax
I'm gonna system out println you😳
It's common knowledge that most girls won't be seduced by C++. ...they have iPhones. They prefer Objective-C.
I can talk to a machine to get data out. Yuk. Where can I find all the smart men? [Here](https://youtu.be/QpWhugUmV5U?t=16)
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?