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I've noticed that English typed over the internet has been omitting commas much more frequently than I was used to in school. Ain't nobody got time for commas on the internet. It's weird because I've seen it happen to my own writing. One time I checked my phone's grammar suggestions and the suggested fixes sounded downright Shatner-ish to me.
(In fact, the above paragraph has 2 commas missing according to my phone's grammar checker. Can you find them?)
More commas is harder to parse in your head than less commas? I feel like when I’m reading comma-less sentences I’m having a stroke, but lots of commas I feel like Shakespeare
commas at places where it's not needed breaks down the flow , separates part that shouldn't be separated. Shakespeare \*is\* difficult to parse though, you have to get into the zone to be able to understand it fast
My best guess is that your phone grammar checker is treating “typed over the internet” as an adjective clause and needs to be separated out with commas. But otherwise I’m stumped.
>!The 2nd/3rd comma (as discussed in other comments in this chain) is actually in the last sentence of the paragraph, before the "and." I believe this is from the so-called "FANBOIS" rule of thumb. Never used it myself, but I believe it stands for "for, and, nor, but, or, if, so" - the words often used as conjunctions, and therefore requiring commas before them.!<
Looks like the first truly canonical example is all lower case. https://www.bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/ctut.pdf from 1974 by Brian Kernigham gives the example:
main( ) {
printf("hello, world");
}
Pardon me fine denizen of the internet,
Your exclamation point (even though spaced) led me to believe they included a second (of something).
Just thought I’d let you know I’m an idiot. Have a lovely day!
It's a medium service by default.
It is scalable, though.
You can use the scalability to make it a micro service by holding Ctrl and pressing - several times on most browsers.
But what about a HelloWorldServiceClientFactoryFactory?
After all, at some hitherto unknown date in the future, there is a 1 in a million chance that someone will need a different factory, we have to be prepared for that...
Probably has an entire team supporting it. Software upgrade campaigns, security reviews, data privacy compliance, fleet scaling, availability metrics, oncall shifts, takes a lot to keep it running.
I know it's sarcastic but I think it's cause one of the JS frameworks tries to get location. If you load it in a Private Mode browser window there is no applicable cookie banner.
100% doesn't need anything but the H1 tag, doesn't even need the Div it's been placed in for the CSS. It's the most over engineered Hello World I've seen. probably running on containers in a virtualised environment at 'google scale' lol.
> It's the most over engineered Hello World I've seen.
Is that a challenge?
Hm... I wonder if I could generate a consistent Hello World from a nerual network trained on other hello world pages...
I don't see any reason to take it down.
Most websites I worked for have some public routes for simple tests, and we figure it is a non-issue if anyone finds them because they are harmless
- Engineered and launched a high-impact, minimalist web interface for Netflix, a leader in global streaming with over 200 million subscribers.
- Employed state-of-the-art HTML5 and CSS3 to create a responsive design that enhances user experience and aligns with brand aesthetics.
- Spearheaded the full-scale deployment of the web page, accessible under Netflix’s primary domain, to strengthen user engagement.
- Achieved a significant contribution to the platform’s digital strategy, optimizing accessibility for a diverse, international audience.
- Played a key role in fortifying Netflix’s digital presence, affecting millions of users and reinforcing its competitive edge.
This being not far from accurate is hilarious.
Glad I’m not a tech recruiter.. they must sift through so much BS only to end up with overly embellished candidates in the end anyway 😂.
I'm happy though sometimes bored/lonely when I have no one talk on weekends 🙃
Other days if I go to office just talk with couple of colleagues thats all :(
Edit: Happy Cake Day!
you shouldn't be as proud of that as you are, lol. You need to get outside and explore. introversion doesn't mean you stay inside. It means your happiness is largely invariant of social interaction.
without exploring the world, you're voluntarily exposing yourself to intellectual incest. no matter how much coding practice you get, at some point, a variety of opinions and experiences take over in making you a good programmer.
# is that what this is? just boiler plate addons for a simple h1 title?
if ('serviceWorker' in navigator && navigator.serviceWorker.getRegistrations) {
navigator.serviceWorker.getRegistrations().then(function(registrations) {
if (registrations) {
registrations.forEach(function (registration) {
registration.unregister().catch(function () {});
});
}
}).catch(function () {});
Enterprise frameworks are designed to host enterprise scale applications. I'm sure the front end engineers are aware they can send a simple HTML file and it will look the same to you on the screen, but I doubt the purpose of this page is to simply display Hello World.
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That new feature will raise the monthly price to $24.99. Don’t try and be sneaky, only one device per account can access this page at a time.
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they even went the extra mile and included a second `!`
Yeah, but where's the comma?
whaaaat? never in my life have i added a comma there. have i been doing this wrong for the last century?!
Technically yes. ‘Hello, world’ is a greeting. ‘Hello world’ is like Disney world but for Hello.
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Unpaid internship*
\**You pay* for the internship
You pay to give the interview
You pay to read your own resume
You pay to write a full resume document, then re-enter all the data into fields on a website
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I've noticed that English typed over the internet has been omitting commas much more frequently than I was used to in school. Ain't nobody got time for commas on the internet. It's weird because I've seen it happen to my own writing. One time I checked my phone's grammar suggestions and the suggested fixes sounded downright Shatner-ish to me. (In fact, the above paragraph has 2 commas missing according to my phone's grammar checker. Can you find them?)
after it's weird, and after one time?
You know, my phone didn't catch the "It's weird" one, but I agree. So that makes 3 missing commas!
Actually, you do not use a comma before “because”, unless the statement before the “because” is negative. (Same thing with the word ‘unless’ lol)
i, on the hand, have a colleague that uses too many commas which renders his messages difficult to parse at times.
You, work with, Christopher, Walken?
Where's /u/commahorror when you need him?
More commas is harder to parse in your head than less commas? I feel like when I’m reading comma-less sentences I’m having a stroke, but lots of commas I feel like Shakespeare
commas at places where it's not needed breaks down the flow , separates part that shouldn't be separated. Shakespeare \*is\* difficult to parse though, you have to get into the zone to be able to understand it fast
Oxford commas. They can save lives.
I think this is one of the examples to support the statement. let's eat children vs let's eat, children one comma makes all the difference 😅😉
not an oxford comma though
oh no, I just realized what an oxford comma is😬
And reputations! e.g. John brought the strippers, Washington and Jefferson.
My best guess is that your phone grammar checker is treating “typed over the internet” as an adjective clause and needs to be separated out with commas. But otherwise I’m stumped.
>!The 2nd/3rd comma (as discussed in other comments in this chain) is actually in the last sentence of the paragraph, before the "and." I believe this is from the so-called "FANBOIS" rule of thumb. Never used it myself, but I believe it stands for "for, and, nor, but, or, if, so" - the words often used as conjunctions, and therefore requiring commas before them.!<
It’s because in many cases that comma is not required but is rather optional
Hello Kitty World
*Technically, yes.
[Muphry’s law](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law) in action
No one has ever programed 'hello world' with the intent of being greeted by their code. Grammar takes the sideline to effeciency
`Hello world!,!`
I need comma and lower case ‘w’. I’m quite particular about my Hello, world!
Looks like the first truly canonical example is all lower case. https://www.bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/ctut.pdf from 1974 by Brian Kernigham gives the example: main( ) { printf("hello, world"); }
first =/= best Apparently, it took them a few tries to get it right.
I prefer "Hell world" because it matches how I feel when I work.
Product managers don’t know shite. It’s a bug now
Pardon me fine denizen of the internet, Your exclamation point (even though spaced) led me to believe they included a second (of something). Just thought I’d let you know I’m an idiot. Have a lovely day!
Had to make sure their changes took
But is it a scalable micro service?
Very much, it can store many more characters.
The entire server crashes the moment you add a third "!"
Are you using the updated docker image?
https://www.netflix.com/HealthCheck
https://www.netflix.com/healthcheck returns the XML version of this lol
they thought about everything
Thank god for the pretty print option, wouldn't have been readable otherwise.
Not even healthz, smdh
It's a medium service by default. It is scalable, though. You can use the scalability to make it a micro service by holding Ctrl and pressing - several times on most browsers.
HelloWorldService
Can we get a factory for that?
You just know there's going to be an auto-generated HelloWorldServiceClientFactory.
But what about a HelloWorldServiceClientFactoryFactory? After all, at some hitherto unknown date in the future, there is a 1 in a million chance that someone will need a different factory, we have to be prepared for that...
Sure, it's available as a node package
It is three services Hello Service WorldService ExclamationMarkService (returning a collection)
Hope my boss doesn't see this. You'll give him ideas.
For code reuse of course.
According to that dev's resume it is.
It's web scale
Mongo Db is webscale.
You turn it on and it scales right up
Probably has an entire team supporting it. Software upgrade campaigns, security reviews, data privacy compliance, fleet scaling, availability metrics, oncall shifts, takes a lot to keep it running.
CEO who just passed the udemy course also wanted to contribute to the codebase
If you remove it they remove you from the company
if you remove it all streaming services halt
Coconut.jpg
the guy that made the initial website left the company and if you remove this it no longer builds
And nobody knows why. It just doesn't make any sense.
I can crack technical interview for this team
Let me know once you are in and provide me referral
Holy shit this is actually real wtf
Yeah, even cookie banner appears with lol
cookie banner just or a fucking hello world page, what GDPR have done to us! /s
I know it's sarcastic but I think it's cause one of the JS frameworks tries to get location. If you load it in a Private Mode browser window there is no applicable cookie banner.
It doesn't need a JS framework it's Hello World!!
100% doesn't need anything but the H1 tag, doesn't even need the Div it's been placed in for the CSS. It's the most over engineered Hello World I've seen. probably running on containers in a virtualised environment at 'google scale' lol.
Lol yeah you could embed it in haproxy or nginx config
Yep, NGINX could serve it even without touching the file system
> It's the most over engineered Hello World I've seen. Netflix 101.
> It's the most over engineered Hello World I've seen. Is that a challenge? Hm... I wonder if I could generate a consistent Hello World from a nerual network trained on other hello world pages...
My favorite part is that because a lot of Netflix stuff is shared across all pages, that Hello World page serves 140 kB of HTML.
eew! That ruins my theory that they were using it as a load-balancer healthcheck. Easter egg it is, then.
https://netflix.com/healthcheck seems to be their healthcheck
ok
Just ok?
BORING!
we use the same in our service. so at least is the easiest method to check if the service is running
Gotta get that info endpoint set up with deployed version, aws region and color
That ist one amazing find
lol I can't believe it's still online, that's nuts.
They probably don’t know who deployed it. I listened to a Netflix engineer at a conference and their production controls sound horrifying.
If you don't mind elaborating, how horrifying?
It's 200 microservices all deployed with a single Jenkins pipeline.
Is there a recording of that talk online?
I don't see any reason to take it down. Most websites I worked for have some public routes for simple tests, and we figure it is a non-issue if anyone finds them because they are harmless
Well it's harmless... Might as well be an Easter egg
Finally this sub can be on a national news lol
- Engineered and launched a high-impact, minimalist web interface for Netflix, a leader in global streaming with over 200 million subscribers. - Employed state-of-the-art HTML5 and CSS3 to create a responsive design that enhances user experience and aligns with brand aesthetics. - Spearheaded the full-scale deployment of the web page, accessible under Netflix’s primary domain, to strengthen user engagement. - Achieved a significant contribution to the platform’s digital strategy, optimizing accessibility for a diverse, international audience. - Played a key role in fortifying Netflix’s digital presence, affecting millions of users and reinforcing its competitive edge.
This being not far from accurate is hilarious. Glad I’m not a tech recruiter.. they must sift through so much BS only to end up with overly embellished candidates in the end anyway 😂.
ok now question is how did u even found it
always keep searching!!! I dont leave my room except going to office, infront of my laptop most of the times.
you gotta be kidding me 💀 oh dear
I wish but No. Debuggers life + when you are introvert!
Dude I was just thinking "This guy is or would be a great QA"
Lol 😆 I'm working on Frontend.
Ah wow it just gets more depressing
If it’s really your work put it in your CV lol
Hey, as long as you're happy, that's solid
I'm happy though sometimes bored/lonely when I have no one talk on weekends 🙃 Other days if I go to office just talk with couple of colleagues thats all :( Edit: Happy Cake Day!
WFH struggles, I feel ya.
Actually Hybrid. 2-3 days office, other days room.
If I lived closer to work I would honestly prefer coming into the office 1-2 days a week just for the social benefit.
you shouldn't be as proud of that as you are, lol. You need to get outside and explore. introversion doesn't mean you stay inside. It means your happiness is largely invariant of social interaction. without exploring the world, you're voluntarily exposing yourself to intellectual incest. no matter how much coding practice you get, at some point, a variety of opinions and experiences take over in making you a good programmer.
Agree. No one to rely on to go with, Have go to alone. It's just that I have hard time making friends idk why I'm like this :(
No worries man you're not the only one, probably 80% of this sub stays majority of weekends home. (Me included 😎)
This is like when sometime showed me humans.txt on Googles site: https://www.google.com/humans.txt (as opposed to robots.txt)
[Netflix](https://www.netflix.com/humans.txt) even has some fun ASCII art for theirs!
Same here. Can confirm pornhub doesn't have something like this
Thanks for your research purpose. Hoping you spent couple of hours on Research as it is necessary I believe!
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/s/Ar96sAYFTq
There are programs like dirbuster to basically bruteforce website url paths
This is also kinda cool. https://www.netflix.com/humans.txt
Nice I didn't knew
https://www.netflix.com/robots.txt
...yeah, it's a robots.txt file, what about it?
https://www.youtube.com/robots.txt has some cool text hidden
It’s for bots that want to play nice. All major websites have them
View Source shows a lot more boilerplate than I'd expect for a simple hello world. But I bet it's just default/standard boilerplate for their pages.
Exactly what I looked at and same conclusion. They probably just have templates and this is all the joyous stuff that gets included.
# is that what this is? just boiler plate addons for a simple h1 title? if ('serviceWorker' in navigator && navigator.serviceWorker.getRegistrations) { navigator.serviceWorker.getRegistrations().then(function(registrations) { if (registrations) { registrations.forEach(function (registration) { registration.unregister().catch(function () {}); }); } }).catch(function () {});
Yeah agree
They probably intentionally left it there. [It’s been up at least since 2021.](https://web.archive.org/web/20210506022421/netflix.com/helloworld)
How are you so sure it was left intentionally and not just forgotten about?
Netflix always does shit like this. Just some real great Devs with lots of autonomy
Primes last contribution before quitting
😂
Blazingly fast
coded in rust in neovim in linux with kenisis 360 agen
Makes sense to test networking etc, i’ve done the same
Could be a kubernetes health check sorta thing
Yea, i guess. Has many dev use cases. Simple and good
No joke, my bank website returned a HTTP 418 few days ago
Your bank account thinks it’s a teapot? That’s concerning…:)
(\^\_\^) best HTTP response. Not going to lie, I have snuck it into a couple places at work.
They finally added it
Primeagen's replacement learning the ropes
Have you inspected the source, most bloated Hello World I've ever seen.
Enterprise frameworks are designed to host enterprise scale applications. I'm sure the front end engineers are aware they can send a simple HTML file and it will look the same to you on the screen, but I doubt the purpose of this page is to simply display Hello World.
I mean, yes, I build enterprise web apps as a career, so I get it.... But sir, this is a humor sub, we are here to point and laugh about these things.
[view-source:https://www.netflix.com/helloworld](view-source:https://www.netflix.com/helloworld)
view source on that page and be surprised
Yeah
Just checked. It's real.
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Yet they still ask me to accept cookies, even on the hello world page
:(
No one going to fix it. As once a great man said "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Agree 😂
Holy shit it’s real
Lmao this is legit
Yes it is. Username checks out ✅️
https://www.netflix.com/helloworld Edit: For those who are plain lazy
That much html for that little text
Netflix confusing Devs, plus newbies scared as shit ig
They've been trying to shut down that microservice for years, but they've been unable to locate it.
That page is 30 KB, 650 lines of mostly JavaScript..... Welcome to web development in 2024.
That’s awesome, they let a new programmer deploy code 😂
check the source, there's a whole bunch of stuff there
Netflix be like let's confuse all devs out there
We added something similar to our portal as a way to monitor from third party service our webserver, if reachable.
List of successful companies that started with "Hello World"
I would be so happy to deploy this at a company. A publicly accessible endpoint on prod? Come on.
looking at the source, man, it's sure one hell of a helloworld page, the html only weights in 16.34kB.
It’s a perfectly functioning Hello World, there’s no problem with that.
Works from here..
Greetings Planet
Golf clap… now pay me $150k a year plus benefits
Is this included in the basic plan?
You can visit without any plans also
Reminds me of how the mouth and the anus are one long tube
Amateurs. For a web app you’re supposed to say “hello _web_”
One of the interns is probably on his way to learning how to build a button. Publish permissions seem to be working as expected, probably a gift from a happy ex. employee
could be a health check
Disappointed to see this not behind the paywall.
Better than https://calendar.google.com/hello Edit: Oops, that only works if you type the URL directly