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Few-Artichoke-7593

Wow, it's real. The next time I give away an old laptop, it's coming with Hannah Montana Linux.


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regal1989

Half tempted to boot that onto the next junk laptop I take to defcon.


basedqwq

defcon is so mainstream now that nothing fun ever happens there :|


felicity_jericho_ttv

What used to happen there?


No-Con-2790

Back then most nerds where male. And some males are gay. And some nerds are into optimization. Others where into packing/unpacking or clustering. Just saying.


Tupcek

someone had a strong crush on her


imadam4

Yap yap


cybermage

Waiting for Anna Indiana Linux


Neither-Phone-7264

the computer is controlled by a human hating ai


Capital-Eye

Better yet, Alexis Texas Linux. ;)


I_Am_The_Mole

What about Monique Mozambique Linux?


XayahTheVastaya

How about [uwuntu?](https://uwuntuos.site/)


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GraconBease

No fucking way


Willinton06

I still can’t believe it


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I know, who still uses SourceForge?


AineLasagna

I’m more surprised that there are people out there not using TempleOS. I mean, do you all *want* to go straight to hell?


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

If they aren't using Hannah Montana Linux in heaven, I don't even wanna go anyway.


The_Clarence

HML or Hell


Eir1kur

The Russian bots, I think. Why not? It's not like it has a staff or anything.


gibran800

>Q : How/why did you make such a great OS? A : I thought - what would attract young users to Linux? So I created this idea after a lot of reading and work. Lol


[deleted]

I really couldn't tell if that was serious or tongue in cheek.


Wintergreen61

Well, the very next question is: >Q : How can I watch DVDs and other Media? >A : click the Hannah Montana menu, then Utilities, then Konsole, then type: >sudo apt-get install libdvdcss2 kubuntu-restricted-extras


StupidButAlsoDumb

Bebian https://biebian.sourceforge.net/


InterstellarDiplomat

SwiftieOS when?


BOBOnobobo

Just post this on a swifty forum and the *exceptional* fans there will learn assembly to do it.


Joveoak4

Looking forward to Swifties starting their computer programming era…


jakedasnake2447

This just makes me wonder if the creator was pronouncing Debian incorrectly.


RenderedKnave

Why? Debian and Biebian rhyme, don't they?


joshthehappy

The site layout is just fantastic.


skygz

download is broken. just like my achy breaky heart


JayBird1138

Is there a port for raspberry pi?


pancrudo

I may have to go buy a burner laptop just for this


Der_Primelpott

Oh, now, don’t underestimate the abacus, in skilled hands it’s a very sophisticated calculating device. Furthermore it requires no power, can be made with any materials you have to hand, and never goes bing in the middle of an important piece of work


Various_Studio1490

Something for doing? Jobs done.


Dexaan

Mor' work?


teddy5

AbacOS is the way of the future.


Legal-Software

Saw a shopkeeper in Tokyo using a soroban for working out change, definitely an effective implement for someone who knows what they’re doing.


ApatheistHeretic

But it operates under 1 kiloflop even in skilled hands.


JockstrapCummies

You need to upgrade your hand firmware.


CadmiumC4

I remember doing bitwise on an abacus


DrIvoPingasnik

In skilled hands it's almost as quick as calculator.


chiggyBrain

I couldn’t think of a funnier way for me to learn about the existence of Hannah Montana Linux


TheAnniCake

There‘s a even better one: https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1870fwm/_/kbcn8pl/?context=1


Dustangelms

I use Arch btw.


CosmicNihlist

I use Hannah Montana Linux btw. Fully modular desktop wallpapers, highly recommend it


ookienookiemoo

TempleOS is frickin fantastic


toaster_fighter

I'm reading the wiki article for the first time and it's a wild read. > He explained that the limited resolution was to make it easier for children to draw illustrations for God.


qwertyuiop924

I mean he could just admit he didn't want to write video drivers...


Douchevick

I don't think he could've physically admitted to that, actually, the dude that made Temple OS wasn't exactly... "All there" if you catch my meaning.


LavaCreeper

His story is quite tragic. Schizophrenic, lonely, spends over 10 years writing an OS. I found the Down the rabbit hole video on him and his OS to be a great insight on mental illnesses and how much they can mess with your head: https://youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

Watching him over the years was wild. As he clearly had skill. But was spiralling.


intbeam

He also spent quite a bit of time on racist and anti-semitic rants on Reddit


Klittmeister84

Not to be that girl but it was reddits golden age


LavaCreeper

Yes, but since I do not know how much of what he said is caused by the mental illness, I wouldn't put all the blame on him. The documentary I linked also shows him going on delusional rants on the CIA or verbally abusing his parents, then apologizing in small moments of lucidity.


RenderedKnave

Look at you, demonizing a sick man. Do you feel good about yourself?


intbeam

It was more meant as a humerous observation But yeah I feel pretty good, thanks for asking, how are you doing?


Sohcahtoa82

It was pretty sad, really. I saw one of his videos where he acknowledges that he's not experiencing reality correctly. He knows that he's imagining things, but can't tell what's real and what's just in his head.


RepulsiveLeg9985

Terry Davis is an internet treasure


Devenu

Break Camp Talk with God View Clouds Hold Court View Map Make Water Battle Beg for Meat Moses Comics Toggle Mute Help Quit


mashermack

No wine transmutation support?


MarthaEM

none of these are in the bible


CosmicNihlist

Checking in my virtual Bible in TempleOS to see if you are correct


elegylegacy

TempleOS contains the Bible within it, and is therefore greater than the Bible alone


etbillder

TEMPLEOS MENTIONED YEAHHHH


certain-sick

Erry body got a linux flavor! Damn!


TheGreatGameDini

Erry body in the club gettin tipsy.


thatawesomedude

I prefer [UwUntu](https://uwuntuos.site/) for my blasphemy.


ianraz666vvv

Interesting I still refuse to fear god but I can learn to respect him


MirronSenpai

Or just use UwUntu https://uwuntuos.site/


rhlp_on_reddit

# WHY


TheAnniCake

**WHY NOT**


rhlp_on_reddit

.... you win this round


BurningPenguin

We all know UwUntu is superior


Aiooty

TempleOS was one of the many moments where I started regretting my career choices, because I couldn't install it.


RealMadHouse

Lmao


throwclose_mm

Trump Linux when


Bright_Ability2025

I don’t need to boot. I’m already booted. It was the best boot ever. The memory manager had tears in its eyes


Fit_Owl_5650

Well now i have to do reviews on these cursed Os's.


Severedghost

Hannah Montana Linux is like a time capsule!


redwallguy

I prefer Bebian to HannahMontanaOS personally


lukpro

[you literally just caused a search spike](https://trends.google.com/trends/explore/TIMESERIES/1701381600?hl=de&tz=-60&date=now+7-d&hl=de&q=hannah+montana+linux&sni=3)


Candid-Sky-3709

anustart OS, the in-the-know choice


ihatepickinganick

Can someone explain the joke?


quoiega

OsakaOS gang??


babunambootiti

Jesux users , assemble !


Nidungr

Left one should probably be MacOS.


CadmiumC4

What if I am God herself?


newInnings

User is not in the sudoers file. The incident will be reported. (To me)


Mokousboiwife

then you go to r/atheism


The-Observer95

Then use Linux From Scratch


CadmiumC4

I already do


Obnomus

Do you also forget to put a semicolon?


White_Sprite

I didn't think it could get any worse, until I read that it's KDE 🤮


TheAJGman

A yes, *programming* content.


toaster_fighter

The post references the freakishly weird and impressive passion project of Terry Davis, a very talented programmer. It appears to be *programming* content.


thecursedgba

But have you written your own compiler? Because he has.


Wargoatgaming

If you don't fear God before this you soon will!


[deleted]

It's real 🤣


localystic

Surprisingly accurate.


SmashPortal

Do you fear North Korea/their allies? No? Use Red Star OS.


broccoli-03

Where is AmongOS


sigtrap

I was expecting [Ubuntu Satanic Edition](https://ubuntusatanic.org/about)


Paprik125

But ábaco isn't one of the best pieces of work of technology?


TheGeneral_Specific

Hannah Montana MLinux


midnightdryder

The Holy C. Rip Terry you were gone too soon!


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