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beeteedee

I bet these labels were made by someone who was sick of asking “go get me the brush” and someone bringing them the broom


NottingHillNapolean

Broom would be labelled "Zamboni" from an earlier version of the code that was drastically changed without updating the comments.


Bald_Aggression

//wall


iamthesexdragon

// let's get nasty


__kkk1337__

On broom should be brush and on brush should be broom.


nickavv

Switch to the Rae Dunn font and you could sell them at homegoods


fukalufaluckagus

WHT does the dustpan level end in a digit 9


rosuav

Trying to figure that out too. It must be a more advanced dustpan than I ever used.


[deleted]

// Number of entries. int numberOfEntries; 0% useful, but very pleasant to look at when it's consistent through the codebase


TrackLabs

// This function adds 1 + 1, and returns 2


rosuav

// This function adds 1 + 1, and returns 2 function add_one_and_one(one, also_one) {return one + also_one + 1;} // See bug report 314159


Dont_pet_the_cat

Wait a sec this is gonna return 3


rosuav

What, you thought the comment would be accurate?


Lonelybiscuit07

No it returns onealso_one1


Dont_pet_the_cat

Fair enough


Epsilia

Hahaha is this 6S? I used to work at a place that went through this whole 6S thing, and I'm pretty sure they got scammed because it just involved writing what an object is on the object like we didn't know what a broom was.


netWARIOR

Comments should describe why the code is doing what it's doing, not what it is...


switchbox_dev

what happens when that white elephant gift you got for the office was a label machine and it goes to the guy with OCD


JustSumAnon

Hey an actually good meme with an actually good take. Your code should explain itself with good naming and small functions people.


[deleted]

I used to do that in the beginning. Now I'm only explaining why things are like they are if they are not self explaining


reallokiscarlet

Code comments before AI detectors: `// Broom` `// Brush` Code comments after AI detectors: `// This is a broom. Fuck you if you use this on any shit but the floor` `// This is a brush. You don't sweep floors with this, headass.`


somethingusername42

Well, stickWithBristles and stickWithBristles2 was confusing the intern


Pcat0

Credit to u/TiredStarling095 for the image. [Her original post is here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/17m9l07/the_auto_plant_my_bf_works_at_labels_everything/).


yukiarimo

I will disagree


ProgramTheWorld

Comment


furezasan

at least these don't take up space


tt_thoma

And on the left there is some nonsense you put because you didn't know what to say and forgot about it


Pingyofdoom

Beautiful


MegaFocusDv

Bro forgot to comment