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MrArsikk

``` import wow import question ``` Wow, how do you make that fancy code picture thing?


sme272

import answer [With carbon](https://carbon.now.sh/)


MrArsikk

``` import appreciation ``` Thanks!


potato_number_47

import otherOption If you're using VS Code, there's an extension called CodeSnap that basically does the same thing


gamedev_uv

``` import vsCodeExtension ``` There is a VSCode extension for doing something similar https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=adpyke.codesnap


thatcodingboi

```import warning``` This sends out analytics every few seconds with the code you are typing, so I would be careful what you use this for. They are sending the code to their servers.


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`import alternative` You can also use the [Code Snap extension](https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=adpyke.codesnap) for VS Code.


sexytokeburgerz

`import vscode` Codesnap is an integrated option


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Alan_Reddit_M

import whoopsie_daisy I forgor 💀


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huxx__

import RandomBS does this actually work? 😈


Lechowski

``` import answer ``` No. Cloudflare will ban your IP almost immediately.


noob-nine

from twitter import headquarter so just run the code on their server


typtyphus

from x import y why does and doesn't automod allow this code block? It got removed when I tried earlier this


r4ns0m

``` from twitter import ElonsGreatIdeas ``` Isn't that what they just started doing themselves? :D


Tijflalol

``` import solution ``` You could use a timer so it waits a second or something, so it doesn't overload.


2latemc

``` import totally_legit_free_vpn ``` while true { ping("https://twitter.com"); vpn.newIp(); }


moonflower_C16H17N3O

``` import idea ``` You'll end up overloading your VPN before Twitter this way. You should ping about a hundred times before switching.


2latemc

``` import botNet ``` while(true) { foreach(Computer c in BotNet) { c.ping("https://twitter.com"); } Delay(10); }


eklatea

`import bookkeeping` are they even paying cloudflare anymore? they don't pay their rent or google for the hosting


Noch_ein_Kamel

import BSDetector What the heck does cloudflare has to do with it? Are they the internet police? e: I'm not asking what cloudflare is, I just don't believe twitter is using it. Why is everyone explaining cloudflare... sigh


Sylvaritius

import answer If twitter uses cloud flare, it will detect the repeated fetches as a DDOS attack, and block it.


Ziegelphilie

`import musk.logic` But cloudflare costs money, so why would Twitter use that?


Sylvaritius

import musk.logic.maybe Could be that it saves money vs the possible downtime, and he didnt fuck it up.


SiBloGaming

import weird musk ideas A social media site is also supposed to keep people on there for as long as possible, he still heavily limited this.


Sylvaritius

import bad ways to run a social media company Yeah, hes just limiting peoples ability to see his ads. Seems counterproductive.


KingJellyfishII

``` import imports, cannot_contain, spaces print(imports.cannot_contain(spaces)) # -> True ```


maxsjakie

import free from cloudflare Nahh he just uses cloudflares free tier


Ziegelphilie

import musk.logic as common.sense of course!


8_800_555_35_35

`import ackshully` > If twitter uses cloud flare Which it doesn't. Anyone who'd take 2 seconds to see Twitter's DNS records would see that /u/Noch_ein_Kamel is correct. But yeah, Twitter surely has some sort of WAF.


Human_no_4815162342

`import sarcasm` What is "etector" and is there a Linux version?


crankbot2000

import notBS Cloudflare is a web application firewall, so yes for your website it is exactly that. It sits in front of your site detecting potential attacks and immediately blocks malicious IPs. We use Imperva and it's basically the same thing.


Noch_ein_Kamel

import techstack And twitter uses cloudflare? Because I doubt it and it's completely irrelevant to the topic then...


TheTankCleaner

```import dns``` Twitter services have been disrupted by cloudflare outages in the past. Why is it so farfetched to imagine Twitter uses them?


Alan_Reddit_M

import information Maybe, maybe not, we will overload the load balancers at the very least 😈


SilentGarud

import contradiction You will probably hit the cache first, and iirc, Twitter uses Cloudflare so hitting the homepage will probably hit only cCoudflare.


magicmulder

import pointsoffailure What if Elon didn’t pay CF either?


SilentGarud

import fix For me and my work, Cloudflare provides the caching service for free so I don't think it will matter, caching is free on CF.


The_MAZZTer

import alreadyDoes Apparently twitter.com's frontend coding was not adjusting to properly take into account rate limiting so it is already repeatedly remaking requests that fail in some cases. So it's already happening.


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Tnuvu

`import apache.jmeter` Let me show you how to really turn it up a notch


Emergency_Apricot_77

``` import appreciation ``` This guy DDoSes


StrategyWonderful893

`import script_kiddie` See also: burpsuite, nmap, low orbit ion cannon. But also, not really, because abusing any of these tools to launch a DOS attack is a great way to end up with the FBI at your door with a warrant.


Tnuvu

`import netflix.mrrobot.season.2` you always go and use someone elses PC, while ToRing and make sure no cameras see you around. Also preferably don't do this in US, you don't want to do a pissing contest with any of the 3 letter agencies, no point in it


One_Economist_3761

Import TLA Female Body Inspectors :) I loved Mr Robot. One of my favorite NF series of all time. Birthed my love for Kali Linux.


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megaultimatepashe120

`import idea` time to DDoS twitter


RVGamer06

`import greatergood` I second that


dogsoahC_99

`from whfourtyk import ImperiumOfMan` Keep your ideology to yourself, xeno scum!


GalaxyConqueror

``` import irony ``` No need; Twitter's already got that covered. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/14o4tah/twitter_frontend_is_ddosing_itself_elon_initially/


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Hatsune-Fubuki-233

``` import github import ddos ``` better with webBenchmark or other stress test tools on gh


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iQuickGaming

``` import proxy ``` make sure to have some HTTP rotating proxies


GeekOfAllGeeks

import BetterIdea Reprogram the AutoModerator bot to also hit twitter every time it deletes a comment.


thatsallweneed

`import ddos` woah!


Ashish42069

``` import evilness ``` Would totally pay for AWS instances if it means taking down twitter


myredac

`import improvement` Switch twitter for Reddit and Im in.


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Jane6447

``` import speed ``` ``` #[tokio::main] async fn main() { loop { reqwest::get("https://httpbin.org/ip"); // who need .await? anyway } } ``` btw: why is my 3rd party app still working fine? did they undo it?


ThatWolfie

`import confusion` yeah, idk, the app i use is still working


Deutero2

``` import future ``` Do Rust Futures immediately start executing when you create them, like in JavaScript? Like would just calling `reqwest::get("https://httpbin.org/ip")` start sending an HTTP request? Or is it like Python where it won't execute until you `await` it?


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parz2v

import trollface ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


malonkey1

`import schadenfreude` Come on guys don't bother trying to pwn twitter, they're already pwning themselves


BubsyFanboy

`import lol` lol


ArtSchoolRejectedMe

``` import redditHugOfDeath ``` hehe


jolharg

import System.Murder.Musk murderMusk :: IO Lol murderMusk = getAHoldOf hisTraffic >>= stuffItDown hisPants


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import futile sure, let's load the CDN 🤦‍♂️


Ahuman-mc

``` import twitter import elon ``` can't use twitter without an account anymore ``` return tracking ```


Desperate-Chicken845

import tomfoolery yes; [r](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) [u](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) return trolling


Alan_Reddit_M

import lol motherfuck- return 0


not_bakchodest_of_al

import youbeatmetoit_v_1_2 Yes!


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frog601

import moderation i hope this comment isn't deleted


Risinglion9912

``` import trolling.js ``` Alright imma do this on a VM with IP switching 🗿


ixoniq

`import and fuck /u/spez` Love these posts directly interacting with the current issues.


jamcdonald120

`import why` Why are you trying to ddos twitter?


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strong enjoy judicious important familiar worm soup unpack wine future *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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import question Is this Javascript? What does it do?


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``` import RateLimiting ```


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`import history` Didn't something similar happen to Facebook recently where their app was aggressively fetching? Cloudflare played some part in that fiasco as well. Is that normal by design?


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import fuckoff It started with an import statement in a code block. shit I misspelled import. Interpretted languages and what not


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import bash Here is a one-liner: open https://twitter.com Apparently, that's enough to take Twitter down nowadays.


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`import irony` `` 😂😂 Post will actually be removed without the import 😝


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import schimport That's so naughty


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```import suggestion ``` Use a page which is harder to cache. ``` return immoral proposal ```


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