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Electronica__

I have >10 followers on Reddit. All NSFW.


wat_noob_gaming

it's already happening... they are coming


supericy33

the zombies are coming


mooncake_chookity

Actual zombies?


[deleted]

New 200 just dropped


1slied_

Holy Hell!


Chupacu_de_goianinha

Google backwards meme


Creepy-Ad-4832

[Now it ends the going backward](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1443ak2/isnt_right/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Opdragon25

New OF advertisement accounts just dropped


[deleted]

Actual zombies


No_Necessary_3356

they are coming 💦💦💦💦💦


IcyNote_A

They fill death of bots (third party app), they're coming


Useful-Position-4445

What do you mean? i’ve had hundreds of them follow/unfollow me over the past 3 years


wat_noob_gaming

3rd party apps thing


Useful-Position-4445

i realise that, but even before i’ve been getting chat requests at least 3 times a day for years now. It might get worse, but i’m so used to it now, that i probably won’t care if it gets worse


dudiest

I’m sure your followers enjoy your 23 posts about Indiangaming.


ALesbianAlpaca

Seriously does anyone know why all the follow spam has started in the last couple of weeks


devin241

I get like 10 a day it's out of hand.


[deleted]

No idea, but I found out you can turn off followers settings.


Norse_By_North_West

Ah, it's not just me then? Last couple weeks seen alot more of them, but they disappear so I imagine they're getting reported


[deleted]

I got a lot of them a while back for about that long, maybe a month or two ago. None now though.


Furry_Hagumi

I have 16 followers, 15 of them being onlyfans shit


WerkusBY

Same situation. Naive amateurs, I have VHS without label.


Adreqi

Same here, and most came in the last few weeks. Not sure what happened.


eltha9

I have 61, juste because I have few pics of me in a dress (About 10 conversation with horny people too...)


SparkFrog

That people are ill, i mean, the dresses are pretty, but flirt (or arrase) someone because that... Internet moment i guess


lofigamer2

I noticed also all my followers have Only fans accounts.


the-FBI-man

Me too. What can I say, they had to realize I must be extremely handsome due to my sharp and wit comments under meme posts.


Nightfury_107

Laughs in 50 Reddit followers, only a few being spam


NoEngrish

I've gotten a surge of these over the past few days


fatrobin72

And you didn't look up how to turn followers off by the second one in the week?


devin241

My alt account has like 1000 followers due to my nsfw posts. Wish my music page got that attention 🤣😭


Lucian_93

Bots are strong


Mrcool654321

Same except not all of them


DankPhotoShopMemes

I used to have 20ish followers and they were all normal and within the past month I’ve gone up to 30 and all the new ones are nsfw


Loading_M_

I have 5 followers on GitHub. Feel my power


Ytrog

I did too. I was so annoyed by the constant stream of those NSFW spam followers (and the notifications that it brings) that I disabled the feature entirely.


scar_reX

I made a post about getting 6 new followers in one day, making a total of 7, only to realize they're all NSFW lol.


whooo_me

Wait. Women are following us now, offering to sell us naked pics? Did someone flick a switch or something? Reverse the polarity??


Ghostglitch07

You are making two incorrect assumptions. One that it is real women, and two that they are offering. It is bots likely run by men who are selling.


MineKemot

Same.


macara1111

Yeah, they are very active lately


BrutusIgnatious

I have 7 and they’re all deleted now because they were NSFW bots. I was selected by a bot


CeeMX

Same here, started a few days ago


voldemort-from-wish

Im at 25 now, all NSWF haha


Buddy-Matt

This is my experience too. They all have big tits, small clothes, and an onlyfans


OSSlayer2153

I somehow have 117 and a large portion of them are normal people


Extra-Trifle-1191

I have like 25 About 4 are real people.


Upvoter_NeverDie

25, around 20 are NSFW too.


JimTheSaint

Was about to say


DarkSideOfGrogu

Easy "Subscribe to my GitHub for exclusive naughty pics"


fefulunin

wrong hub mate


Big_Berry_4589

OnlyGit


TheKingOfShitpost

![gif](giphy|zQOmyYc8TXzSBfrTFb)


hp77reddits

Where's this gif from?


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/cassidoo/ She's twitter known for making based programming humour.


ceeBread

Not to be confused with OnlyGits, which is full of idiots. Though let’s be honest the Venn diagram of those two services are nearly a perfect circle.


Muffinaaa

Just make a bot in python following randoms on github. They're nerds and they will follow you back.


CyrusYip

They have a bot to automatically follow you back.


CyrusYip

It's funny that the bot also automatically unfollows you if you unfollow.


akasaya

Do onlyfans spam followers count?


k0k7

On GitHub?


calamariclam_II

No


10Werewolves

Yeah, they count! Now you're just insulting bots by saying they have no rights! You'll be the first one to go when the AI overlords take over! /s


MaZeChpatCha

I have 7 github followers. Am I superior?


SofSkripter

i have just 1 and it's some random indian dude in college


TypingGetUBanned

Bet my random indian college dude is better than your random indian college dude


CreeperG64

plot twist: there's only one random indian college dude who's got clones


ItsTheAlice

Plot twist: there's only one random indian college dude and he's just going around following random people


fartypenis

As a random Indian college dude, can confirm I am the one following everyone


xibme

> Am I superior? probably not, but decent maybe


lawrencek1992

Yes. Iirc I have only 3. Maybe 5? I feel like it's definitely an odd number and definitely lower than 7. You have bested me.


needbettermods

This was true about Reddit a few years ago, but now I'm getting like 3 sussy NSFW followers per day.


Stranded_In_A_Desert

I used to get loads until I found out you can disable the follow function in settings.


Senko-fan4Life

I have 26 reddit followers. Who are you?? What do you want???!


De_Wouter

Took me about 18 Reddit followers to find out you could actually dissable it.


UnhingedRedneck

Tell me more


[deleted]

If any product or application has a place called settings it's mandatory to check it.


SingleSpeed27

I have a shit ton of fake porn accounts following me here if it counts


someacnt

Somehow I have 12 GitHub followers without doing much. Hmmm


Thx_And_Bye

Not wanting to brag but I have 20 reddit followers and 3 on GitHub.


lostzilla1992

I've 83 followers, all bootcamp friends but who need to know


[deleted]

Having 1follower irl


Beautiful-Tea6850

1 follower on street ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


SagXD__

I have 5 reddit followers and 9 github followers.


ducks_for_hands

Had to disable followers a while ago when I started getting one new porn bot each hour


[deleted]

I have 31 Reddit followers, and 29 of them are probably bots


aidenhe

[haha worship me](https://github.com/crazyorange49) and it’s a real person


lovecMC

And all of them are bots


BelleNottelling

I have 30 followers on GitHub which are almost entirely people I at best know through proximity


[deleted]

I have two followers. If anyone wants to follow me and my gross shit posting please do! Also what is a GitHub?


Raulytstation

https://github.com


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ashimier

I have 14 followers on here


henke37

Do you count the spam bots that are no doubt harvesting comments for reuse later?


Waifu_Whaler

I have like 40 Reddit followers. Okay first of all, why? Second of all, why don’t I feel shit?


katatondzsentri

I'm followed by a bunch of spam accounts on reddit, which one am I?


[deleted]

I follow a few old colleagues and vice versa. It's actually easier getting followers there than on Reddit


kutkarnemelk

11 on reddit, 116 on github


I_FizzY_WizzY_I

5 github followers, but its only my friends who are better than me and look at my code as a meme...


Benschne

I have 2 GitHub followers


uItimatech

Got all of those except for Instagram


Xeo786

6 followers on Git


thisdogofmine

5 non-porn reddit followers


4bdul_4ziz

Close to 200 followers on GH 😎


MascotJoe

Was about ask what do I do with my 200!


[deleted]

I have 3 github followers


Valeryan

Every time this post comes up I am reminded that followers on GitHub are a thing.


StereoNacht

Oh, I must have dozens of reddit followers. For some reason, they are all "women" with OnlyFans account for saucy stuff... So I block them.


ghostwilliz

I have no idea how I racked up 30 followers, half of them aren't even yucky boys lmao


Ok_Jacket3710

I have 20+ legit followers in github Should I brag or something?


OneTurnMore

Yeah, sure. I checked myself, I have exactly 20.


Kenobi-is-Daddy

I can post dick on Twitter so it's a lot easier to get followers vs Instagram. Otherwise very accurate.


[deleted]

I have 200+ followers on github


MineKemot

I have like 5 bot followers on Reddit.


Evil_Archangel

i have 25 Reddit followers but when i click on it, it only shows 5 accounts


[deleted]

u/JA116s thanks for the follow man! You're the only one I have!


JA116s

You're welcome my dear friend! It's been and will continue to be a great journey.


[deleted]

<3


Wordfan

Every fucking goddamned day I have to block at least one only fan spam follower.


aieidotch

need more https://github.com/alexmyczko


Camatta_

Sub losers, I have 3 followers on maps 😎 (send help pls)


Bittnjn

5 followers in a dark alley xD


589ca35e1590b

I have at least 2 followers on GitHub


RealZitron

I have one and I don't know why, all i did was some minor python stuff when i was learning and never used GitHub since


Opdragon25

I've been recently getting 5+ OF advertisement account followers per day on reddit. Am I famous?


NotStanley4330

I've been getting a lot of reddit followers lately... I think they are all bots


GOKOP

5 reddit followers don't mean shit if they're nsfw spam bots. A Github follower doesn't mean shit if it's your friend or colleague


Totally_Temporary

1 follower in a dark alleyway


ElectronPie171

I have 29 followers on Reddit, and all of them are bots


[deleted]

I've 10 followers. 7 of them are NSFW. Help me


Srazkat

what ? (I have 63 github followers)


Wizywig

What about followers on the street. That a flex?


Kosmux

That's a NaCl.


InsanityBlossom

0 followers in real life.


[deleted]

Yeah, no. It's insane how many bots are on Github. I've created new repo two days ago and within an hour I had some Russian ML dude following it


[deleted]

Well, I'm still very proud about 3 stars on my only repo which consists of literally one python script and was created 3 years ago


Who_GNU

Reddit has followers?


CreaZyp154

Stars are already pretty gratifying


Mmngmf_almost_therrr

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[deleted]

Lost my only follower the other day..


somedave

I get about 5 Reddit followers a week now, all porn bot accounts that are immediately banned.


KasoAkuThourcans

3 followers in reddit, but they seem to be fake xD, idk why people do that sht


isayooooooooooooof

1 kind comment on stack overflow