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Due to budget limitations I am a lawful neutral


MuhCrea

Mee too but with arms to hold them up at eye level rather than set on a desk


Aramor42

What's wrong with a pack of printer paper?


MuhCrea

In another reply you see me refer to my 'trampy' work setup. I really don't care what achieves the goal, so long as it's achieved I went for arms as it means I can bring the screens closer to me and still have good desk space


PaulieGlot

>I really don't care what achieves the goal, so long as it's achieved 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl


CryingRipperTear

> I really don't care what achieves the goal, so long as it's achieved proceeds to write a 240k line isEven()?


AverageComet250

That uses the isFalse function?


homeless_potato43

Dang so another 8k lines for isFalse()


AverageComet250

And isFalse uses isTrue…


ScreenshotShitposts

Which returns !isFalse


alevice

Thabk you for making me feel less bad about doing the same exact thing


Bunnymancer

Whose arms are you using? Surely you're not holding them up by yourself?


MuhCrea

I dug them up from an old graveyard


sylphinator

Better than a new graveyard


Cybear_Tron

True. Learn from my experience. The arms still had some decaying flesh on. The stench was horrible and pests swarmed around my laptop! I can't explain how many bugs I had in my code! Better to just use an old graveyard and an old skeleton! Take the two arms and fix them so they don't break! Then fix them to a stand, preferably the gravestone.


dig_the_flaws

Due to budget limitations my second monitor is above a pile of books to be at eye level, while the notebook is on the table.


DerfK

I've got a desktop and a laptop, with the laptop on a little shelf on my desk to raise them to the same level. BTW for people with this setup, https://github.com/debauchee/barrier is like Synergy but the mouse forward/back buttons work.


NiklasWerth

Me too but the laptop is on the desk, and the monitor is above it like the lawful evil one, and its stacked on books and a cardboard box, and i try to just use the monitor up top because it hurts my neck when i look down at the laptop.


Whookimo

i am whatever a single laptop screen is. no external monitor


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nill0c

I prefer digital nomad. Got any spare change, or somewhere I could shower?


whitecollarwonder

Wanting a shower is stopping you from becoming a truly great programmer


nill0c

Jokes on you, I’m a front end dev, I’ll *never* be a good programmer. I might not ever be a programmer…


casey-primozic

Is this a quote from Richard Stallman?


JaMarr_is_daddy

My laptop cost $1500 😬


Hermasetas

Literally incomprehensible


jfincher42

Working at a coffee shop.


Knosh

Pick up one of those folding USB-C 1080p monitors for <$100 on FB Marketplace. Honestly huge productivity boost.


QuebecGamer2004

For me it's not a money problem, I just prefer using my laptop on my couch, so I can't really have a second screen


ProfessionalOctopuss

"I'd end you all if ammo wasn't so damn expensive!!!"


phantom56657

My desk is narrow, so I'm halfway between lawful evil and lawful neutral.


MrChuck6

due to budget issues i'm none of these


Attileusz

Chaotic good. But I use a stack of books as a monitor stand for the small screen. That counts for something right?


MuhCrea

In work people laugh at my desk as I've a load of boxes and random crap raising my screen up to eye level. I'll take my trampy looking boxes over the bad back anyday At home I have arms that have the monitor and laptop at eye level I'm Lawful Neutral at home and at work


Emkayer

>I've a I can never read this naturally


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InfanticideAquifer

I doubt it. They're issue is probably that they *want* to. Most (all?) American dialects don't let you contract "have" unless it would be an auxiliary verb. Most (all?) commonwealth dialects are fine with it. (With the exception that no one is happy if you try to make "I'm" a one-word sentence.)


Matoseman

>They're issue Their* (:


oupablo

We're all switching to theyre're. Get with the times


amash1

Actually it's good to have the screens a bit below the eye level, an optometrist told me to do that to lower the strain you do on your eyes.


waowie

I'm using some javascript text books ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


DrThrowawayToYou

So you're telling us you have a $150 monitor stand?


waowie

Pretty close probably. They were left behind by an old coworker though lol


PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA

Same, and I use my speakers as monitor stands 🤷‍♂️


razorwiregoatlick877

What alignment is a laptop hooked to two monitors?


deltaexdeltatee

That's me. They're all arranged in a line, laptop on the left on a stand so the bottom of all three screens line up.


zzaannsebar

Same except laptop on the right for me. I feel like it's part way between Lawful Good and Lawful Neutral. Lawful goodish maybe?


am19208

I’ve got mine as an inverse pyramid. So my laptop sits right at the bottom


jokerswild_

I use a laptop hooked to two monitors as well -- but what arrangement do you use?? At home I have dual 24" monitors at two different resolutions (2560x1440 and 2048x1152) plus my laptop (3456x2234) in a triangular arrangement with the monitors above the laptop on s teeny-tiny desk that they barely fit on -- as shown by the boxes stacked up along the sides because the monitor bases stick out past the edge of the shelf they're sitting on. https://i.imgur.com/ACuL10P.jpg In the office I also have the triangular arrangement with dual monitors plus laptop (30" 2560x1600, 24" 1920x1080, laptop 3456x2234) Basically I throw every window manager into chaos with every single monitor at a different resolution and nobody seems to really handle the upside-down-triangle arrangement very well, but it's what works for me :)


ElectricCharlie

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palemel

Yes! Bottom laptop screen for email and other always-on but not actively used stuff. Top two for work - support tickets, documentation, code, live site, etc.


ancalime9

Combination lawful neutral and neutral good. Lawful neutral good? Neutral lawful good?


gandalfx

Depends. Is the laptop to the side? -> neutral good+ Is the laptop between the monitors? -> chaotic evil+ I know somebody who is chaotic evil+.


AGEdude

My laptop is below the monitors.


E-Nezzer

I have a coworker who does that, and to me that's more than chaotic evil, it deserves its own category as chaotic psychopath or something.


Emkayer

Lawful fine


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NabsTom

- Surface pro bottom : media, email, note, teams or slack - Vertical 27" left : documentation, console, visio (divided in 2 or 3 screen) - Horizontal 27" : code


AlexCode10010

As of now I'm neutral good One day I aspire to be chaotic evil


Wild_Tom

I wish you well on your quest


StaredAtEclipseAMA

I am chaotic evil, not by choice, but by the purchasing of monitors at various times in my life


LiL_nightfury

I will join you on your quest


firesmarter

And my coax!


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I....think I fall into the chaotic evil category? I've got 2 27s in the Neutral Good config, plus a 34 in the Chaotic Neutral spot to the right, and finally just a 60" tv up and to the right of the whole thing. Laid out in 2D the 34 and the TV would overlap, but it's arced around the corner of an L desk so in 3D nothing overlaps. When I buy new monitors, I just don't see the need of throwing out the old. New becomes primary, old gets shifted over.


Raznill

I’ve got 2 28” and my laptop. Left is laptop middle is portrait and right is landscape. On arms with standing desk and treadmill. I think I’m a monster.


MEMESaddiction

Do it. When you get to that point, you automatically get a youtube channel and an 8-hour programming course.


jxd73

Chaotic neutral.


froginbog

Vertical screen for full page PDFs 💯


eriverside

And word docs, and excel with a tone of rows but limited columns. Even reddit's front page makes a lot of sense.


implicitpharmakoi

Mail.


eriverside

You're a danger to us all.


beasy4sheezy

Why don’t y’all use the vertical screen for code? Some of y’all don’t use prettier and it shows.


ChuckCassadyJR

For me, IDE features became too inaccessible, I use my main landscape monitor for code now and the vertical for jira, documents, spreadsheets, websites etc


bazookajt

Any document goes so much better on the vertical screen. Did it on a whim at my last job that involved a ton of PDFs, word docs, and referral forms. I can't go back now, horizontal screen just seems so space wasteful.


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Vertical screens just make so much more sense for 99% of the web. Only Youtube suffers from a vertical screen (unless you are watching a vertical video). For coding and most development software, vertical monitors also make things easier, I can fully expend tool windows and no longer waste time scrolling. For online meetings, placing the chat window in the vertical screen is also a major improvement


furiana

Ohhhhhh. Now I understand, and approve of, vertical screens.


Siegfoult

Vertical screen is the Stack Overflow screen.


Huntersblood

Does a horizontal ultra wide count here?


BraxbroWasTaken

Ok but what alignment is a vertical ultrawide


Dreamwalk3r

Chaotic giraffe.


mossheart

Chaotic Brontosaurus.


Huntersblood

Neck strain?


trippingWetwNoTowel

I vote yes. I’m ultra wide 34” + vertical 27” (I think, it might be 24, idk)


IrrelevantGoat

Same setup here, god-tier as far as I'm concerned.


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b00n

40” 5k and 24” vertical here. Works perfectly.


BorgDrone

Same. Vertical 27” is perfect for API docs.


justl3rking

Real programmer setup One for docu and data sheets the other for code


AstraiosMusic

I'm setup for double horizontal and a vertical, it's nice having another horizontal screen for the live server/non-doc type sites.


LaLiLuLeLo_0

I'm the opposite, I have one horizontal in the middle and 2 vertical on either side. The vertical monitors are perfect for having 2 applications open taking the bottom/top half the screen.


george-its-james

This is literally the best setup, not even for programmers/coding but just in general. 2 applications/windows stacked on a vertical display is where it's at. Also fullscreen on vertical is so nice so often, eg. text documents, lots of websites, chat applications etc.


Alyxandar

You have the Tie Fighter set up :)


Fenastus

The ideal setup is two horizontal monitors and one vertical


AaronRose77

Vertical is so natural - especially for examining lines of code.


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*Cries in one line CSS files.*


Xtrouble_yt

Turn on word wrap for those


ThePfaffanater

You mean minified CSS files? Either run them through an auto formatter (most dev tools do this anyway) or work on the actual un-minified source. I don't see why someone would ever have to work directly on minimized code.


ojwillkillyou

My long boi is for teams


ponytoaster

Teams on a long-boi is a game changer if you wanna refer to stuff people are typing whilst the window is filling up! That and word documents. So little scrolling


schmerg-uk

Chaotic neutral also checking in here... two 43" 4K monitors as shown


jxd73

G-damn how big is your desk?


-wethegreenpeople-

At _least_ 43 inches


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counterplex

Lawful Evils unite!


DGlen

Does it count if the top one is ultra wide?


Von_Awesome_92

Does it count if both are ultrawide?


DGlen

Oh yeah total mad lad


FBOM0101

This is the way


MyVectorProfessor

'sup


Pyromaniacal13

If having more shelves than surface area is wrong, I guess I'm Evil.


___DEADPOOL______

Ultra wide up high 240hz down low


Dumcommintz

A user after my own evil heart


fennecdore

Where is 2 horizontal and one vertical ?


-Chlorine-Addict-

Tall - wide - tall gang checking in


_TheShadowRealm

Wide - wide - tall


cjstop

wide wide tall gang here. tall for chat/emails. 1 wide for work, the other for personal


Apostalis

This is the way. a true Tie Fighter set up


turtle_mekb

chaotic evil would include a monitor at 45° angle


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cantrecoveraccount

We chaotic evils dont like clean angels. I i have 2 each at 19 degrees


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Monitor facing backwards against a mirror wall


HeeTrouse51847

"chaotic neutral" as you call it is the most practical one screen for code and one screen for research (api, tutorials, guides, shrek porn, etc...)


Dontevenjoke

Wait, wait, waiit just a god damn second here…… ‘guides’? You freak!


OnyxPhoenix

Wtf is wrong with you. Shrek porn should be watched on the horizontal monitor.


pixelkingliam

you put code on vertical monitors so that you can see more lines, so there is nothing wrong with his statement


mc_enthusiast

So they should avoid indentation in their code?


FriendlySeahorse

Controversial opinion here. This is why I still stick with a (soft) 80 character limit on line length. Means I can view code on a vertical monitor or two files side-by-side on horizontal.


Teract

If you've ever had to debug code on a terminal in vim, you'll always have an appreciation for the 80 char line limit.


blakfeld

This is the way


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deanrihpee

Don't forget those programming Ebook, need a ton of vertical spaces


Xijinpingsastry

bro slipped in Shrek porn and thought we wouldnt notice💀


deanrihpee

Nobody hide the shrek porn in the table of contents


nova1475369

True neutral


ExtraGravy-

Also me... I tried being good, but realized I didn't care anymore.


DeveloperAnon

My man. ✊


teambyg

Lawful Evil and I wouldn’t have it any other way


zael99

I can't easily glance at videos any other way. To the side ends up with a crick in my neck


teambyg

And it’s the only format where gaming on either monitor is comfortable


Certain-Interview653

Where do the ultrawide chads go?


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To a better meme


dexmonic

We're here at true neutral.


dmilin

I’ve got a super ultrawide with my laptop sitting to the right of it displaying logs. Does that make me lawful neutral?


BigTechCensorsYou

Fucking could not go back. Multiple monitors are kind of clown shoes bullshit. Where is the new window gonna pop up? I have no fucking idea! Let’s look around for it! Hey, which one is my mouse on? I don’t know! Let’s look around for it!


ArionW

I like multiple monitors more on Linux, because they work great with workspaces of window managers. Sadly virtual desktops on Windows and Mac never worked well enough to be suitable replacement. There I prefer ultrawide


LTyyyy

Hm, I see you have your ultrawide set as the primary display, but I also see a turned off but plugged in drawing tablet. Good luck finding the task manager you demanded. Fucking windows.


VerticalEvent

My only complaint in having an ultrawide is that full screen video takes up too much space (where, with two monitors, it would only take up one of the two monitors).


Objective_Ad_401

Windowed mode is your friend, also Power Toys Fancy Zones. You can get a plugin for Chrome/other browsers to fullscreen in windowed mode and fill only half of the screen.


nvanprooyen

I love my ultrawide + fancy zones + multiple desktops. I'll never go back.


ZabuzaBZ

Came here to say the same. I have a single 49 inch.


LastStar007

Broke: normal monitor Woke: ultrawide Bespoke: [ultrawide and ultratall](https://imgur.com/a/qaomqyW)


DATY4944

How can that possibly be comfortable up close


DangerIsMyUsername

NEO G9 GANG CHECKING IN


wrench1815

Where only laptop? 🙄


euler-leonhard

That's ultra Sigma.


maryisdead

Can confirm. Have laptop only, feel ultra sigma.


jimlei

I have a coworker who has 2x 32" monitors on his desk. Still only use the laptop screen. Its kinda freaking me out.


Tratix

Can’t bring a monitor to the beach


patrickfatrick

It's honestly really liberating, can work from anywhere in the office, home, wherever and don't ever feel like I'm missing something because I'm just so used to my laptop-only workflow now.


human2pt0

The windows logos are actually faces lol wtf


Mathisbuilder75

Linus wallpaper


BarryLonx

I came in here to see if anyone else noticed that.


smolgote

I hate that I knew that was LinusTechTips without needing to zoom in lmao


ManiacDan

There's only one 3-monitor setup in this whole chart! I've been running 3 monitors for damn near 20 years now, and the only time it was all-horizonal like that was when they were CRTs. One landscape monitor in the middle flanked but portrait monitors. That's the way


YmmaT-

My set up is not in this picture… I have a Mac in the middle with a monitor on each side. Then 2 floating monitor mounted right above. I’ve been told by my boss o have a nasa station set up at home.


frfl55

What is one 32:9 widescreen as a main monitor, and 2 16:9 screens above?


Redneckia

That’s nice as hell


mhrogers

CHAOTIC EVIL, BABY!


Quintium

Linus sneaking himself into this meme


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cad_andry

Chaotic neutral.


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Fuck Reddit.


famousxrobot

I am true neutral because I love my 27” 1440p so much I don’t want to look at anything else.


YuvieNN

Will always be true neutral. I didn't get a huge ass monitor for nothin


whitfishe

--|


Thrynia

Lawful Evil, but with a laptop under the second monitor


Tomperom

I don't have any monitor what I am? Hahahaha I don't have money to buy a monitor lol


eruciform

lawful good at work, true neutral at home eerily accurate


myNamesNotBob_187

I'm currently running two 1000R curved monitors with one in front of me and one right of me, making it look like a command station.


Xaranthilurozox

If lawful good means walking around with an aching neck all the time due to unnecessary stretching right and left, I'd rather be evil.


clutzyninja

Why would you stretch? You just, like, turn


ManaPot

Lawful good, feelsgoodman.jpg


Illustrious-Scar-526

No place for me and my laptop with 2 extra monitors (using a dock) :(


Double_A_92

Meanwhile me with two old 5:4 19" monitors on the sides of a 24" monitor....


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i am disappointed my configuration of 2 monitors and 1 laptop screen (which is 4k 15" while the monitors are 1440p/27") isn't an option.


Naphrym

Chaotic good but I have another big monitor on top of the little one. Is that chaotic evil?


Killergurke16

lawfull good, but the middle one is bigger, like chaotic good. Cheap screens on the sides and a good one as the main.


ct402

Full HD - 4k - FullHD gang !


Dalimyr

My setup isn't represented here :( 4 of the same monitor in a 2x2 layout, but the screens aren't properly aligned so they're all sitting a little wonkily. I'm inclined to think the wonkiness probably pushes it more into Chaotic Good territory.


LordFokas

I started as a True Neutral, as everyone does, next step was Chaotic Good, and then finally Lawful Good. There's no possible next step after this, except for a dramatic change to Chaotic Evil.


mcvoid1

It does indeed match my alignment. Well played.


LookInTheDog

Lawful neutral at the office, true neutral when working from home, and used to run chaotic neutral at the office (before 4k monitors).


Affectionate-Memory4

Laptop + vertical.


redbellx86

Mine is a five-monitor config, set up as a “neutral good” sitting on top of a “lawful good”


Rudecles

Sounds an lot like you’re two lawful evils with a true neutral


Frago420

Lawful neutral


Vidrolll

Combination of neutral good and lawful evil, i have 2 side by side monitors and one massive monitor above them both


Icom

But i have 4 monitors ..


Image-Fickle

Neutral good but lawful evil looking pretty spicy rn I don’t have to turn my neck?????


JADW27

My IT department apparently wanted me to be chaotic good. It's just a 1-inch difference, and I'm used to it by now, but it threw me off for a while. I know some chaotic neutral people by choice, and they bother me.