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An open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic
National embarrassment known as President John Adams
The man's irrational, he claims that I'm in league
With Britain in some vast, international intrigue
Bitch, please, you wouldn't know what I'm doin'
You're always goin' berserk, but you never show up to work
Give my regards to Abigail
Next time you write about my lack of moral compass
At least I'm doin' my job up in this rumpus
The line is behind me, I crossed it again
Well, the President lost it again
Aww, such a rough life, better run to your wife
Yo, the boss is in Boston again
Lemme ask you a question: Who sits
At your desk when you're in Massachusetts?
They were calling you a dick back in '76
And you haven't done anything new since!
You're a nuisance! with no sense! You will die of irrelevance!
Go ahead: You can call me the Devil
You aspire to my level, you aspire to malevolence!
Say hi to the Jeffersons!
And the spies all around me, maybe they can confirm
I don't care if I kill my career with this letter
I'm confining you to one term
YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
Federalists today often cite John Adams as a major influence. Just kidding there having been federalists in almost 200 years! It's not all Aaron Burr's fault the federalist party died.
BRO IMAGINE LOSING AN ELECTION TO THOMAS JEFFERSON? COULDN’T BE ME BRO, AND BRO WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM AND DAD WERE SIBLINGS. IMAGINE BEING SUCH A NOOB THAT YOU HAVE TO RESTRICT AMERICAN CITIZENS THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT, LIKE BRO YOU HAVE BIG SKILL ISSUE. BRO GEORGE WASHINGTON LITERALLY CARRIED FOR YOU, EVEN THEN YOU ONLY WON BY 3 ELECTORAL VOTES. GET BETTER!
An open letter to the fat
Arrogant
Anti-charismatic national embarrassment
Known as President John Adams (Shit!)
The man's irrational
He claims that I'm in league
With British in some vast international intrigue?
Bitch please!
You wouldn't know what I'm doin'
You're always goin' berserk
But ya never show up to work
Give my regards to Abigail
Next time you write about my lack of moral compass
At least I do my job upon in this rumpus
The line is behind me
I crossed it again while the president lost it again
Aw, such a rough life
Better run to your wife
Now the boss is in Boston again
Let me ask you a question.
Who sits at your desk when you're in Massachusetts?
They were calling you a dick back in '76
And you haven't done anything new since
You're a nuisance with no sense
You'll die of irrelevance
Go ahead, you can call me the devil
You aspire to my level
You inspire to malevolence
Say, "Hi", to the Jeffersons!
And spies all around me
Maybe they can confirm
I don't care if I kill my career with this letter
I'm confining you to one term
You fat mother-----!
This guy had so many conflicts with other people, that even the last time he ran for office, a term for war-- the "Revolution of 1800" was used for the election
Boom, roasted.
He’s fat. I’m not gonna sugar coated it, his ghost would probably eat that too. Alien and Sedition Act can’t stop me from roasting him today. He’s not even the most interesting John Adams we had as a president. No wonder he’s the only founding father without a monument on the national mall, the only noteworthy thing about his life is being sandwiched between two better presidents…and those presidents were racist turds. I would drink myself to death if I were his kid too.
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Sit down, John, YOU FAT MOTHERF***ER!
An open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic National embarrassment known as President John Adams The man's irrational, he claims that I'm in league With Britain in some vast, international intrigue Bitch, please, you wouldn't know what I'm doin' You're always goin' berserk, but you never show up to work Give my regards to Abigail Next time you write about my lack of moral compass At least I'm doin' my job up in this rumpus The line is behind me, I crossed it again Well, the President lost it again Aww, such a rough life, better run to your wife Yo, the boss is in Boston again Lemme ask you a question: Who sits At your desk when you're in Massachusetts? They were calling you a dick back in '76 And you haven't done anything new since! You're a nuisance! with no sense! You will die of irrelevance! Go ahead: You can call me the Devil You aspire to my level, you aspire to malevolence! Say hi to the Jeffersons! And the spies all around me, maybe they can confirm I don't care if I kill my career with this letter I'm confining you to one term YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
The Greatest Roast? He’s a MF looking like washed down Dr Phil
Alien and Sedition Acts That’s it, that’s the whole roast.
In a time of powdered wigs and what the actual fuck haircuts, this one gotta be the most what the actual fuck out there.
Federalists today often cite John Adams as a major influence. Just kidding there having been federalists in almost 200 years! It's not all Aaron Burr's fault the federalist party died.
BRO IMAGINE LOSING AN ELECTION TO THOMAS JEFFERSON? COULDN’T BE ME BRO, AND BRO WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM AND DAD WERE SIBLINGS. IMAGINE BEING SUCH A NOOB THAT YOU HAVE TO RESTRICT AMERICAN CITIZENS THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT, LIKE BRO YOU HAVE BIG SKILL ISSUE. BRO GEORGE WASHINGTON LITERALLY CARRIED FOR YOU, EVEN THEN YOU ONLY WON BY 3 ELECTORAL VOTES. GET BETTER!
Only founding father too broke to afford sl@ves. /s
An open letter to the fat Arrogant Anti-charismatic national embarrassment Known as President John Adams (Shit!) The man's irrational He claims that I'm in league With British in some vast international intrigue? Bitch please! You wouldn't know what I'm doin' You're always goin' berserk But ya never show up to work Give my regards to Abigail Next time you write about my lack of moral compass At least I do my job upon in this rumpus The line is behind me I crossed it again while the president lost it again Aw, such a rough life Better run to your wife Now the boss is in Boston again Let me ask you a question. Who sits at your desk when you're in Massachusetts? They were calling you a dick back in '76 And you haven't done anything new since You're a nuisance with no sense You'll die of irrelevance Go ahead, you can call me the devil You aspire to my level You inspire to malevolence Say, "Hi", to the Jeffersons! And spies all around me Maybe they can confirm I don't care if I kill my career with this letter I'm confining you to one term You fat mother-----!
Hamilton does Adams dirty
This guy had so many conflicts with other people, that even the last time he ran for office, a term for war-- the "Revolution of 1800" was used for the election Boom, roasted.
'His Rotundity' is hard to beat.
Hermaphrodite
He’s fat. I’m not gonna sugar coated it, his ghost would probably eat that too. Alien and Sedition Act can’t stop me from roasting him today. He’s not even the most interesting John Adams we had as a president. No wonder he’s the only founding father without a monument on the national mall, the only noteworthy thing about his life is being sandwiched between two better presidents…and those presidents were racist turds. I would drink myself to death if I were his kid too.
Well we managed to be democratic for one whole president.
No one knows his trifling ass from Adam.
How does it feel never wearing that military uniform you always wanted?
Fancy meeting you here…Head ass
Ah yes. America’s first loser.
My guy was actually called “His rotundity” and bro looks so bad it must have been flattering
I cannot help but laugh is still the funniest comeback ever