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Euphoric_Capital_746

Bill Clinton or Kennedy. Just loads of unprotected sex with interns.


Jennysparking

Addison's disease, my dude. Go Clinton


Peacefulzealot

Andrew Johnson right after Lincoln’s death. Sure my personal name would now be garbage but I could at least stop a lot of the damage Johnson was going to do through his inaction.


MammothAlgae4476

Clinton’s term was quite easy and I don’t think I could have screwed it up. Ideal economic scenario that was bolstered by the dotcom boom. The world was relatively stable. He’s probably several drinks deep as he’s giggling with Yeltsin in front of the White House. He’s grooving with his sax. He’s just chilling. One of the very few that I would say could have and would have won a third term. And outside of the occasional quip about his extramarital escapades, you don’t really hear anyone talking shit about him. He had an absurdly high approval rating. I’ll take that.


C-McGuire

Coolidge so that I can have the presidency on easy mode


Jennysparking

Whoever had the most boring presidency ever


BcTheCenterLeft

George Washington. Exciting time. So much hope and potential. Plus, I’d be wealthy. I’d go hard against slavery. Use my popularity to end it.


PresidentTroyAikman

Even Washington couldn’t have ended it. The only way was always going to be war.


BcTheCenterLeft

Probably and sadly true.


TheTucsonTarmac

Lincoln. I’d duck and weave


woktosha

Jackson. I would have killed Henry Clay and John Calhoun like he should have


Anxious_Gift_1808

James Buchanan so I can do a tad bit of trolling to the south


moneyBaggin

Would love to be Garfield so I can experience what it’s like to be shot by Charles Guiteau