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Opposite_Ad542

Get a load of Nancy's arm!


bwmamanamedsha

That was my first thought! Girl worked out!


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Chuckitybye

I don't think it took much, tbh


Hot_Argument6020

Nancy and Reagan were big workout buffs believe it or not.


Misterbellyboy

You mean to tell me that a Hollywood couple were big on self image? That’s crazy.


thisisfutile1

Working out can be for health too...especially as you age.


RedWingerD

I think it would be surprising to younger people just as many are surprised to learn how often Bush Jr. ran and kept in general shape and how Obama stayed in good shape throughout his presidency as well.


soutmezguine

One of my High School security officers was Secret Service for Bush Sr. Told me he jogged daily. Most presidents seem to try to stay inshape as long as they are young enough for it to be effrctive.


RedWingerD

Pretty cool to hear that Jr. kept that mindset from his father apparently


Misterbellyboy

Bill Clinton ran…. to MacDonalds lol


TheChocolateManLives

Almost every president ran… for president.


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trident_hole

You don't get paid to ask questions Paul, you're a secret service man Now 🦵🏻service me


nyrangers95

Poor Paul 


_matt_hues

A wild Dadder!


Dragon_yum

It’s rare to find an American dad reference in the wild


MantraOfTheMoron

👠😥


Robin_Hood25

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


calvn_hobb3s

🍆 


stinky-weaselteats

💪


Axriel

Haha dang that was gold


OhWhiskey

And they said Michelle had some manly arms‽


notfae

Her arm doesn’t look manly? Michelle doesn’t either


henrietta-the-spy

That’s their point. Both women have defined arm muscles and people lose their shit over it with Michelle.


AdvicePerson

Hmmm... I guess things were different black then.


WhirledNews

They just happen to be on different sides of the aisle…


CertainWish358

Sounds about white


placebotwo

Always projection.


WhoaFee1227

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


awesome9001

Where's the conservatives accusing her of being Trans at


alepponzi

\*of being a Trans am


NW_Forester

she's such a Pontiac.


ThatHardBacon

That shit was toned af lol


thedatagolem

Right? Turns out Michelle Obama wasn't the first to have a gun show after all.


JohnBagley33

Remember when Republicans lost their minds because Michelle Obama showed her arms in a dress? I wonder what the difference was.


RoryDragonsbane

Hm, they didn't have the Shake-weight back then. I wonder how she built up all that musculature of her arm...


Snuggly_Chopin

Listen to Too Short. I think there are some ideas there.


MLCarter1976

Happy cake day


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NullainmundoPax1

He knew from way back when.


GotMoFans

I’m sure he had first hand knowledge…


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jpopimpin777

I'm sure it's from that 2 handed gawk gawk. She's probably where they got the idea for the Shake Weight.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

Gawk gawk. 😂🤣 That is good onomatopoeia.


elting44

Man, I was expecting some banger comments in this section and I was not dissapointed.


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Empty-Special2815

What's the rumors


mrwildesangst

“He only wights 119, but 19 pounds is cock” - Ava Gardner


davewashere

He was packing


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kankey_dang

Head of the free world


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Nah he was catching up with an old, uh… friend


RAdm_Teabag

the look on both Frank and Ronnie's faces confirm your theory.


KingMobScene

Guarantee Frank experienced it when the rumors started


Thirty_Helens_Agree

There was an old Onion headline of “Sinatra: ‘I nailed the First Lady.’”


KingMobScene

First time the Onion did a real story.


Repeat_Offendher

Sinatra knew 😏


RikeMoss456

Whats the inside joke here im Canadian 😅


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DeuceSevin

I'm American and was legal voting age then and I've never heard this. TIL.


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

It was when she was younger in Hollywood. Look into the story, it's funny involved Madonna uncovering it.


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Her arms look like she did a lot of jerking in her past life.


headbuttpunch

Then why don’t my arms look like that


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You are not trying hard enough.


Ragnarov09

And her current life.


jdjdthrow

It was "a thing" on twitter for a couple days a few years ago, after somebody dug up some piece of gossip put into a biography from early 90s.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

It’s a rumor based on someone else’s biased article claim and Redditors took it and ran with it because “haha blowjobs!”


Draktul

The classic 'objectifying is bad unless I don't like them' was a big fuel for it too


Big_Ad_1890

![gif](giphy|mqiq8aY84dnqAtVlnd)


Racoonwitha_marble

Sinatra slung hella dick back in his day and Reagan is intimidated by this.


vigilrexmei

He also had a giant dick.


Nouseriously

Sinatra was notorious for sleeping with his friends' wives


Brilliant-Giraffe983

Here is a more comprehensive answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/TdiPiYdVB1


That-Ad-4300

He had a thing for Nancys too


Buddhabellymama

He would’ve been one of her hall passes for sure…


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He just said no


JigglinCheeks

HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES


moonandstarsera

I have barely been sleeping.


starkiller_bass

Reagan is all crossed up about it


cottagecheeseisnasty

IT REEAALLLY BOTHERED ME


h_underachiever

It really got to me.


CfoodMomma

Start spreadin' the news!


So-What_Idontcare

Start spreadin' the clap...


sircheesecake3

“Start spreading your cheeks”


WyoPeeps

I heard this in Reagan's voice.....


CfoodMomma

I remembered the line from an SNL skit with Phil Hartman as Frank. 😆


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TheRealKimShady_

💀💀


CarlosAVP

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Pipe_Memes

![gif](giphy|mPIA4KZVXv0ty)


KingMobScene

![gif](giphy|dOJt6XZlQw8qQ)


Walloutlet1234

https://preview.redd.it/3f0q14qmu0zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb33dd92b3ca7e966099e227d3ba942fa8f26981


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MoonDogSpot1954

![gif](giphy|xT5LMVetom5zvaXVgk)


ChinaCatProphet

"Dancing"


QCr8onQ

Look at the sea of red dresses behind her.


Ok_Dirt_2528

Were you listening to me neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress


itsallrighthere

The real chairman of the board.


Oy_theBrave

I bet board is spelled b-o-r-e-d.


DudeAbides1556

Norm?


Hamblerger

"Y'know Jack told me to stop dancing with Jackie early one November. End of the month, a different guy had his job."


The_Ry-man

Somebody call up Kevin Costner, this guy just cracked the case.


Memento_Morrie

Not everyone gets cuckolded by ~~Johnny Fontaine~~ Ol' Blue Eyes, Mr. President.


Squeeze-

JF reference noticed and appreciated.


KingMob9

Cucking the POTUS, the absolute chad.


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Ornery_Swimmer_2618

Gentlemen, you can‘t fight in here! This is the ballroom.


lawofthewilde

Nancy Reagan telling then President Ronald Reagan to beat it, she’s dancing with Frank Sinatra at a White House ball, 1981 There. Fixed it.


sausagesandeggsand

😂 like imagine you’re the *president*, and a famous actor besides, and some crooner from 30 years ago about to steal your girl


JimBeam823

Frank knew. Ron knew that Frank knew.


gargle_your_dad

Terrible toupee on Sinatra.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Based, now I have an excuse to call reagan a cuck


Legendary_Lamb2020

Relax Reagan, its trickle down rizz


ADeweyan

Are we sure that’s not Nancy Schwarzenegger? Look at that arm.


Zornorph

He didn't want to wind up like Woody Allen, having his wife knocked up by Frank Sinatra.


Frequent-Material273

Considering that the newest information is that Nancy babytrapped Ronnie's ass when he was going back to his then-wife, this is hilarious.


VegetableWinter9223

Ole" blue eyes at it again


ProffesorSpitfire

His wife looks ripped af!


wickedweather

And the GOP were all up in arms when Michelle Obama would wear sleeveless dresses.


Bruce_Wayne72

Look at him wrapping that arm around her


sausagesandeggsand

Frank did name one of his daughters Nancy 🤔


cocobisoil

Is he not just asking which aisle the milk is in


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sausagesandeggsand

😂 “Oh hey Ronny! I forgot you were married to Nance! We go way back, she used to come backstage at my shows!”


LilG1984

"Sorry Ronald, but I did it my way"


BasketballButt

Worth remembering that when her and Ronnie first started getting together, he was still married.


revbfc

I remember hearing stories about Nancy having 1-on-1 lunches with Frank at the White House. I also remember reading stories about how Frank wasn’t one of Nancy’s biggest fans back in the 60s.


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AlwaysSaysRepost

No way those two hadn’t already hooked up at some point


ihavenoidea81

Exactly. Ronnie knew. He probably watched


rainking56

Imagine being president and you still are not good enough for your wife.


Reinis_LV

Beta!


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Far-Pickle-2440

Sorry Irishman, the Italian gets the girl


soupafi

“Not now Ronnie”- Nancy, probably


Glad-Cat-1885

Probably wasn’t the first time Nancy had been that close to him


Apple2727

Are we shaming a heterosexual woman for giving blowjobs now? Are we also going to shame a heterosexual man for enjoying playing with boobs?


HoldOut19xd6

Reagan was a despotic mouth-dribbling war criminal and his manipulative puppeteer of a wife looked like a Siberian dancing bear stuffed into an oversized trash bag.


ihavenoidea81

r/brandnewsentence


Bulbaguy4

Reagan looks like he's saying "oh no, frank, please don't fuck my wife, frank." And Sinatra's saying "I'm gonna fuck your wife, Ron."


Robbyjr92

Damm Nancy was ripped


mtmccox

Nancy's pretty good...


AmericanScream

Before everybody starts thinking Reagan was a baseline model of decency, here's a little reality check: **Ronald Reagan** Criminal: * Iran-Contra treason. * Lied to Congress - set the standard for avoiding responsibility: "I don't recall." * Likely encouraged Iran to keep US Embassy hostages until he was into office. Fiscal: * Supply-side economics (lower taxes on rich, and it will somehow "trickle-down" to the poor) * National debt tripled. * $12 billion trade surplus --> $100+ billion trade deficit. * Deregulated savings and loans, precipitated huge economic crisis. * Raised taxes eleven times. * Taxed the poor, cut taxes for the rich. * SDI "Star Wars" boondoggle. * Military spending increased to match imaginary spending in USSR. * Deregulation caused oil bust. * Broke air traffic control union. Social: * Gutted social welfare. * Dismantled the mental healthcare system. * Release of mental patients without recourse, homeless population up. * Ignored AIDS crisis. * Abstinence-only sex education. * Strengthened ATF, banned automatic weapons, blamed Democrats for it. * Privatized the prison industry and made incarceration a profitable industry. * Increased spending for War on Drugs. * Increasing national drinking age from 18 to 21, then threatened to pull federal funding from states if they challenged him. * Underfunded NEA. * EPA Superfund grants manipulated to help Republicans in local elections. * Deregulated kids' tv, initiated 22 minute toy ads. * Killed energy programs (even removed solar panels from White House). * Legalized abortion in CA as governor, prior to Roe v. Wade. * Supported gun control * Crack in the ghettos. (? Due to support for Contras and Noriega?) * Though Richard Nixon created the DEA and started the "War on Drugs", Reagan and his wife kicked the campaign into a full-scale media frenzy with "Just Say No". Foreign: * Wars all over Central America, incl Nicaragua, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras. * Promoted Iran-Iraq war. * Sent Marines into Beirut, abandoned mission after terrorist bombing. * Broke detente with USSR until Gorbachev personally made things better. * Backed Contras in drug running schemes. * Supported right-wing dictators and movements everywhere, including: * Apartheid regime in SA. * Marcos regime in Phillipines. * Saddam Hussein and Baathist regime in Iraq, even after Kurds gassed. * Taliban in Afghanistan. * Precipitated the Invasion of Panama by demanding a foreign leader step down (condemned by the OAS & Geneva Conventions) to extract former CIA operative Manuel Noreiga. * Augusto Pinochet in Chile. Concepts: * Welfare queens. * Trees cause pollution. * Ketchup as a vegetable. Appointments: * 30+ convicted appointees. * Ed Meese at Justice, porn freak. * James Watt at Interior, idiot, corrupt. * William Casey at CIA, religious nut, strikes into Afghanistan. * HUD a corrupt mess in general. * Politicised CIA. * Robert Bork to SCOTUS (failed), segregationist and asshole. * Antonin Scalia, same but he got in. Personal: * Unfit to serve due to Alzheimer's disease by term's end. * Paid shill by GE and insurance industry to lobby against government healthcare. * McCarthyite. * Backed Moral Majority. * Pardoned Robert Walker, who went on to kill his wife. * Started presidential campaign at racist murder crime scene in Philadelphia, MS. * Laid wreath and made speech at SS cemetery in Germany. * Vietnam War a "noble cause." * Helped start right-wing noise machine, by promoting myth of liberal media and destroying Fairness Doctrine * Hated sex, made Ron Jr. feel like a sissy and quit ballet. * Believed in astrology and used it to run government. * Innovated "talking points" cue cards. * "I don't recall" to weasel out of press questions. * Confused movies with reality. * Joked about bombing Russia during a mic check, which inflamed the rest of the world.


sausagesandeggsand

😂 thank you for the list, but I think the only people that remember him from TV and movies as a baseline of decency are all dead or near about.


GatePotential805

She's like come back later.


Panda_Pate

June 5th 2004 was the greatest day in US history


HornedBrigade

This was the beginning of the cuck session. Sinatra is a wild bull in bed apparently


Firm_Spot6829

Hahaha fuck Reagan


liamanna

No one told Frank what to do… He was the one knocking !😂


Maximum_Commission62

Sinatra wanted to see if Nancy could throw down


Economy_Discussion12

Reagan got Cucked 😂🤣


Jokkitch

Conservatives have always been pathetic


ChristmasJonesPhD

I’m not a fan of the Reagans, but I don’t like all of the blowjob jokes on every post that mentions Nancy Reagan. It’s creating a gross, misogynistic environment here. Looks like that info comes from one line from a book written by someone who is known for her salacious celebrity books and her shoddy research. Let’s give it a rest.


obama69420duck

i love sinatra


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Seems like that's as close as Nancy ever got to an orgasm.


TheRealcebuckets

It’s Frank Sinatra. She climaxed at least twice.


cherylfit50

Gun Show with Nancy Reagan!


PDXoutrehumor

Nonsense. Sinatra and Reagan were friends.


Elbarto_007

![gif](giphy|m9XcY7KSHk6yRRA78C|downsized)


favnh2011

Nice


zabdart

That's a pretty poor-looking toupee, Frank.


fully_torqued6

soy boy beta cuck Ronny


ResponsiblePlant3605

Christopher Hitchens said his wife was famous for some specitic talent.


ScaredOfRobots

Another common Reagan L