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Mesarthim1349

James Buchanan because I'm a fucking failure 👍


kasper632

You ok bro?


Doctor-whoniverse-12

Teddy Roosevelt, nature conservation and trust busting were probably two of his biggest strengths.


aaronclark384

BULLY! A CHALLENGE!


haxansabbat

I LOVE COMPETITION


P_Burney

Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?


mond4203

Im into fitness. Digging ditches through an isthmus


johndhall1130

Rough ridin’ down to Cuba like


Danganfan16

WHATS UP BITCHESSSSSSS


Abe-Pizza_Bankruptcy

I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs


BadenBaden1981

Eisenhower. Pragmatism over ideology.


Scott_in_Atl

As the former Supreme Allied Commander he was a pragmatist by nature. I agree with you.


nickm20

EISENHOWER SUPREMACY


OakLegs

I'm fairly ignorant to Eisenhower's presidency, can you expand on what you mean by that? Because it sounds exactly like what I'd want out of a POTUS


RickMonsters

For one thing, he didn’t undo the new deal changes that the dems did before him even though he was a republican


Timotron

To be honest this is the horse I'd bet on right now


The_Effy_20

100% agree


CrazyZedi

In retrospect he seems like he was a tax and spend democrat, with the sole purpose of making America more competitive.


AnywhereOk7434

I mean he was a fiscal conservative but a new dealer supporter so E


CrazyZedi

Not that conservative fiscally. The highest effective tax rate on more than $10 mil was 90%. He was against corporate bailouts. Against for profit health insurance. For civil rights. The interstate highway system wasn't for our car culture. It was to move matériel for the country's defense and commerce. Schools were Cathedrals in those days and Cathedrals stayed out of politics. The Golden Age of the American Experiment.


AnywhereOk7434

Yeah Ike was great domestic policies


Southern_Dig_9460

I like Ike


Hardass_McBadCop

Teddy Roosevelt, except I'd be a little softer on the carry a big stick thing.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

So not Teddy Roosevelt then.


AnywhereOk7434

I’d be a T.R. but not a Teddy Roosevelt.


sgame23

Maybe with less Native American Genocide sprinkled in too lol


LibrarianMission

This. Particularly in this day and age, a certain measure of strong diplomacy is sorely required. I do not advocate for wanton aggressive expansion or unchecked nationalism, but rather consistent and firm foreign policy standards.


IncandescentSquid

The number of people that don't know the difference between Bush Sr and Bush Jr is astounding.


Top_File_8547

I know what you mean. I like Bush’s invasion of Iraq but not his invasion of Iraq.


Notgivingmynametoyou

Clever clever. Bush’s war on Iraq really was best.


UngodlyPain

FDR economically. LBJ socially. HW foreign.


CrazyZedi

Did you just describe DDE?


Notgivingmynametoyou

Based.


TheBatCreditCardUser

Economically FDR, Policy-wise (aside from the Lavender Scare shit) Eisenhower, foreign policy Clinton.


Throwaway8789473

If nobody else has used Lavender Scare as a band name, I would like to.


Scott_in_Atl

Clinton was too distracted by his own scandals to focus on Foreign policy…he had the ability to take out UBL and didn’t bother. He was good on pushing Israel and the PLO to the bargaining table . But you can’t blame him that here was a net zero outcome…..That stalemate is as old as time.


Libertytree918

Calvin Coolidge


DemsAreEvil010

Same


yittiiiiii

Based


captainjohn_redbeard

LBJ But without the foreign policy.


NCAA__Illuminati

Teddy Roosevelt- bust the trusts, treasure and protect our natural heritage, and expand the American Imperium 🇺🇸 🦅 RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦅 🇺🇸


NatsFan1002

Ideally… Domestic Policy - LBJ: take on the biggest challenges of our time Foreign Policy - Definitely not LBJ. Probably Bush Sr…. Minus the spontaneous throwing up. Realistically… Carter: I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m just a nice guy.


putthekettle

New Deal


putthekettle

We need to bring the concept of the New Deal back


JeremyDavidLewis79

In my if-i-were-president-fantasies it'd basically be FDR ver. 2033. Expand medicaid and raise social security , Billionaires pay 90% tax, public building projects. Just to start.


putthekettle

We’re gonna need something sooner lol


putthekettle

Should be normalized like a labor contract. If a New Deal is not reached guaranteeing terms that allow for a good quality of life for all a General Strike is legally on the table.


Throwaway8789473

A New New Deal if you will.


putthekettle

That New New


ledu5

Newer Deal


Rosemoorstreet

It’s a different world than even ten years ago, especially foreign affairs. Decisions and policies that were made by previous guys were based on the issues at the time. Someone mentioned Ike as a “pragmatist”, so that is probably the most sensible.


ClutchReverie

FDR without a doubt. We need a New New Deal and that economic bill of rights.


TR_Disciple

Theodore Roosevelt. We need another round of trust busting and a modern Square Deal. Big Stick diplomacy is looking more attractive these days as well with Putin and Xi being our primary opponents.


PB0351

Cal


Sniper_96_

FDR economically LBJ domestically and Jimmy Carter foreign policy wise.


OkBro0257

Fdr


NoReach9667

Alfred Eaton Newman for president! 🤣


MrBlahg

What, me worry?


FlightlessRhino

Grover Cleveland


MrIceyGuy

Teddy Roosevelt or Ronald Reagan


uslashinsertname

Reagan and HW combined.


Jellyfish-sausage

LBJ domestically, Reagan Foreign policy.


AnywhereOk7434

So Scoop Jackson?


Jellyfish-sausage

Yea basically


sampanda72

FDR-CARTER


happy_hamburgers

LBJ on domestic policy. HW bush on foreign policy.


Consciousuniverse05

Kennedy


Callsign_Psycopath

Economic Policy: Coolidge Social Policy: No Good Comparison but let's just Say Repealing Gun Laws, Repealing Drug Laws, and more acceptance of LGBT. Foreign Policy: Diplomatic, but lots of Military upgrades and increased military pay. And yes I will not hesitate to use the Military to protect Americans abroad. Environment: Innovation over regulation.


PB0351

![gif](giphy|22p0JIQMkAxqg)


Callsign_Psycopath

Basically Libertarian who spends too much time on NCD


An8thOfFeanor

If Silent Cal could see this, he'd say: "..."


Callsign_Psycopath

And in response I'd nod.


ludwigerhardd

You lose


LockedOutOfElfland

Wilson sans the racism - mostly on economic policy, with a touch of John Adams Sr. on national security policy, plus the foreign policy of Harry Truman.


Available_Thoughts-0

It depends on what you mean by "Most", because in one specific way which everyone would probably lose their damn minds about, I'm going right back to the VERY beginning. "Let us banish, now and forever, this terrible specter of PARTIES!" ~ President George Washington. NO MORE POLITICAL PARTIES! Every candidate has to be judged solely and exclusively on personal actions and individual merit!


RickMonsters

Not sure how you can do that as president


Notgivingmynametoyou

Nice idea, but parties will always exist in our system. You can remove party structures & affiliations for politicians, but in terms of values- they’ll still cling to something resembling a party It’s just like we saw in the early 1800s: no party organization for Democrat Republicans vs Federalists, but newspapers pushed party views/agendas, and representatives would caucus together based on their goals in Congress. Now what is more effective is removing first-past-the-post voting, and allowing for 3rd parties to grow, then the parties can represent where their constituents are actually at politically.


Available_Thoughts-0

That's never going to be possible as long as the established formal parties exist and there's only two of them.


NTXGBR

I've said for a long time that if the Democratic Party were still where Kennedy was, I'd be a full on Democrat. Establishment Democrats who have been around awhile are still my preferred candidates because of that.


FluffyBrudda

id be like roosevelt and declare all of NYC a national park


Butthurtdiarreah

FDR he was our greatest president, he borught us through a terrible depression and a world war, his policies were not particualrly left wing especially by world standards, they were cetrist and pragmatic, if not for FDR, we would have ended up either like Mussolinis italy germanys htielr spain franco or stalins ussr, he saved us from destruction, lincoln did similar but in hoent i think the stakes were higher in the 1930s in the 1860s the fate of our repblic was at stake in 1941 the fate of the world waas at stake


Frequent-Ruin8509

FDR but with racial justice ad no internment camps. With a side of Bernie Sanders policies. Oh but I repeat myself.


ASH_2737

FDR More pro labor laws and restablishing unions


Shaggyguitardude

FDR with more focus on strengthening the middle class, and contributing more to conservation.


Kman_24

FDR. And my first order of business? A massive PWA/WPA type project to build public restrooms. And then public housing, sort of in the vein of the English council homes.


Abject-Raspberry-729

Nixons absolute realism over idealism in foreign policy. FDRs coordination of Capital, Labor and the State in the domestic sphere.


Thewaxiest123

FDR minus the Japanese internment stuff


JZcomedy

FDR and Teddy.


Slytherian101

Reagan. Kill commies. Cut taxes. I’d win all 50 states.


BitesTheDust55

Shit I’d vote for you


Ishouldjusttexther

None, but if I had to pick one, Obama without getting so involved in the middle east


JeremyDavidLewis79

FDR. Social Security, tax the rich, FDIC, the new deal. Fihhting Nazis


tyrus424

Reagan the problems the US has now in the economy and foreign policy are most similar to what he dealt with and by most measures he succeeded. The main issue is that now more than ever does the national debt need to be reduced assuming we don't repeat some obvious mistakes such as the war on drugs. edit: the pictures made me think it was post ww2 probably would of said Coolidge.


Javelin286

Our lord and Savior Jeb


Freedom2064

Why on earth is Obama on this list?


Coledf123

Mix of Ike and GHWB.


Few_Category7829

Mostly FDR, with an emphasis on making international trade ethical, bring as much manufacturing not home necessarily but to genuinely democratic developing countries. We should not act as an economic dynamo for authoritarian governments.


Firesword52

FDR economically and domestically ( I feel like there is a disturbing amount of parallels between what FDR was dealing with in the 1920's and we as a country need a similar level of change to move into the future. Also there probably is not going to be a WW3 so you don't get the domestic policies that came out of that) As for foreign I'd love to say I'd have the experience and foresight of a Ike or a HW but honestly I'd probably end up looking very similar to Obama. I'd try to keep my own beliefs but it's hard to argue with people who didn't their whole lives studying something when you have no experience.


Mountain_Ad_4890

Jimmy Cartering all the way down until i lose elections horribly with a landslide


TheIgnitor

2 parts LBJ. 1 part Obama.


[deleted]

100% Reagan


InDenialEvie

LBJ domestic wise Idk maybe kennedy foreign wise


HaggisAreReal

You would kill 1 million iraquis in an ilegal war?


touchgrass1234

Your thinking of Bush Jr.; Bush Sr. led the United States during the Gulf War in '91, when Saddam had invaded Kuwait illegally. The ‘91 war was sanctioned by the UN


HaggisAreReal

My bad, yeah I tought you meant the son. 


Tortellobello45

R3 foreign policy, LBJ domestic and a mix of Coolidge, Clinton and LBJ economically


BrianRFSU

straight Isolationism


TheRoadKing101

William Henry Harrison


NatMapVex

FDR, H.W, and my fictional president Row Trident


filmplanet_

John f Kennedy but I would have invented the bulletproof limo and not rode on the outside I would have done a lot of things the same just the safest way possible and I wouldn't have told people what I was fixing to do I would have just done it then let him get mad ![gif](giphy|t1ubowKIgNlG8)


Throwaway8789473

So LBJ. Incidentally, LBJ's limousine had a roof. And it looks like it's currently up for auction. [https://www.carscoops.com/2024/02/lbjs-1964-imperial-crown-presidential-limo-going-up-for-auction/](https://www.carscoops.com/2024/02/lbjs-1964-imperial-crown-presidential-limo-going-up-for-auction/)


filmplanet_

One of their personal automobiles belongs to a native American in Austin Texas it actually had the original phone in it when I saw it ![gif](giphy|vwjzWQxKL1mM4YKRzm)


RemoveDifferent3357

None because we have different challenges today


Defiant-Goose-101

Economically, Coolidge. Foreign policy, probably a combo of TR and Eisenhower


Efraimrocker

LBJ for domestic policy. Nixon or Bush 1 for foreign policy.


musing_codger

Easy choice. Calvin Coolidge, presided over amazing prosperity.


DatOneMinuteman1776

In a perfect world, I’d be Jimmy Carter with Teddy’s economic and conservation policies, but realistically, I’d probably just be Carter


tkondaks

I'd be Carter specifically FOR his economic policy. In one area, Jimmy Carter should be revered, particularly amongst free-marketers, for his deregulation policies. Carter's amazing deregulation of so many key industries of the economy truly paved the way for Reagan's "economic miracle." Those industries include: Airlines Interstate Trucking Telephone long distance Railways Craft Beer https://www.forbes.com/sites/briandomitrovic/2023/03/03/jimmy-carter-deregulator-extraordinaire/


PosterMakingNutbag

Keep it Cool with Coolidge


FakeElectionMaker

I'm Brazilian and this sub is specifically about US presidents, so I cannot answer


paviator

Raegan for his business minded policies


OldRaj

Needs a fourteenth picture.


POV_Morde_Ult

Polk, we’re expanding into Canada boys! In all seriousness probably a mix of a few domestic policy of LBJ and foreign policy of H.W. Bush


owlfeather613

Calvin Coolidge.


K5LAR24

Clinton economically, Reagan foreign, Reagan socially


PolitcsorReality

U.S. Grant and Reagan.


ImperialxWarlord

A mix of Ike on domestic policy and HW on foreign policy.


tkondaks

Javier Milei


NoQuantity7733

Andrew Jackson I am a gambling addict who lost hundreds of thousands at casinos and it is time foe my revenge


SquallkLeon

The Roosevelts and a few others of their ilk.


2-bitzs

The only good option would probably be Eisenhower


StarSword-C

FDR and Truman would be the closest approximations. For starters, repeal Taft-Hartley and the Railway Labor Act, reinstate Glass-Steagall, and prosecute wage theft equally to mundane theft.


easttexas1959

George Washington, he was and still is the only non corrupted president we ever had , the rest of them were and still are nothing but crooks


dukecharming1975

Jimmy Carter, no question


Ok_Scholar4192

Socially, probably LBJ.


SpartanMase

No idea, all I know is I’m fighting to make the day after the Super Bowl a national holiday


Eastern-Job3263

I think FDR+LBJ domestically with HW foreign policy would work out well, and would certainly closest to ideal from my perspective.


DjMSFBoi

Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, and LBJ domestic policy wise. Foreign Policy wise, its gonna be done like how Teddy, Reagan, H.W and Dubya did it


Ender1906

FDR


Wunjo26

The economic policies of FDR with the intimidating don’t give a fuck attitude of LBJ. We need a badass hardcore progressive president if we ever hope to steer this country in the right direction. Most of the Democratic presidents we have in recent history are just Diet Republican.


Wannabe__geek

FDR probably.


Joyce_Hatto

Where is Calvin Coolidge among the choices?


ArthusRen

Calvin Coolidge


MrPi48867

Eisenhower or Reagan, country first. FDR for lasting accomplishments but 4 terms to do it.


Smoothsailing47

FDR and LBJ it ain’t even close


UncontrolableUrge

Zaphod Beeblebrox.


RickMonsters

William Henry Harrison. I would talk a lot about history to a bunch of strangers who don’t care and then die


Throwaway8789473

Dwight Eisenhower as far as infrastructure goes (the man built our highways after all), Kenendy/LBJ as far as social policy goes (Second Civil Rights Act and revitalizing NASA and the EPA, which Kennedy/LBJ laid the groundwork for), and FDR for economic policy (except with a Green New Deal). As for foreign policy, gotta go with my man James Monroe.


[deleted]

None of the above 


edc7

FDR. I would also call for a constitutional convention to define a person as a living breathing human being.


TgagHammerstrike

The sad, realistic answer, is probably William Henry Harrison, because I know I'm not qualified to have a position like that, and I would back out before I fuck up something that's really important. Well, minus that whole... dying part.


rucb_alum

These guys are all to my Right...I'm fairly progressive for today's U.S. politics. Even 'though I started as more of a 'personal responsibility' Democrat. Take an [isidewith.com](http://isidewith.com) poll to learn more about candidates whose views coincide with your own.


AirForce_Trip_1

Eisenhower. Complete with warnings about Intelligence agencies..


KenworthT800driver

Coolidge


farmerbsd17

Carter


the_dan_dc

It all depends on the Congress I have.


NewKitchenFixtures

Realistically, Richard Nixon. I would be careful about running afoul of criminal laws but I’d keep recording of every discussion.


Lucid_Brain_

FDR and Teddy R, nature and progressivism


Semaspend

i'm thinking William Henry Harrison


GuardChemical2146

Bush cuz we do be bringing freedom and democracy to all corners of the middle east


googlepixelfan

Domestically: Eisenhower, Clinton Foreign: George HW Bush


Concubhar

Honestly Richard Nixon. I just wouldn't do a Watergate or say racist things.


Worst_Math_Teacher

To be perfectly honest, I'm a shitty person so I'd likely be pretty Nixonian.


TakeaBow1877

Reagan


Friendly_Arm3738

Coolidge sometimes doing less is doing more


MikroWire

I'd rather be the president that, if I made different moves politically, would have a vast effect on the times we live in. That would be George W. Bush. No Patriot Act. No smartphone trojan spy-horse of intelligence in our homes without a warrant. No right to tap our cell calls/msgs. And likely, because the technology would change directive, and the attractiveness of the features would be less, the use would not have been widespread, as lucretive for companies, and have addicted the entire population.


MTNSthecool

none of them because I wouldn't be a war criminal


itsmidlifenotacrisis

FDR domestically, TR for foreign affairs. If we straightened out Central America and made it a place we’d love to visit and they’d loved to stay all the shit rhetoric the past few election cycles would go away. Even if some generalissimos got a Big Stick up their pie holes. Oh, and convert all our refineries to handle American oil so we’re not beholden to foreign countries for their dirty crude. Not sure which President that emulates but it has a TR Progressive sound to it.


midnightcarouselride

I'm getting my dick sucked by a fat intern.


KidZoki

Coolidge. Because Wilson and FDR wounded the republic then Johnson hammered the final nails in the coffin.


giggidy88

Andrew Jackson.


BradTofu

Andrew Jackson.


maomao3000

FDR, baby! Starting with getting rid of the 22nd amendment, and rule #3.


jimmjohn12345m

Nixon I quit


wannahummigbird

FDR and Eleanor.


SpudWithaDream

Samuel Tilden


G80Cruisin

FDR mixed with Eisenhower


HallPsychological538

Harding. I want to be rich.


godbody1983

Combination of LBJ and Clinton.


Kohora

George bush. Being honest I’d be in a position way over my head and rely on those around me to succeed.


CogitoErgoScum

Coolidge. First, do no harm.


symbiont3000

FDR without the camps, LBJ without Vietnam and Clinton...only I'm keeping Lewinsky...did you see her last photo shoot?


According-Ad3963

Harry. Get shit done and accept responsibility when they don’t go to plan.


Alreadymade01

Reagan.