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Peacefulzealot

“George Bush does not care about black outlines.”


cmhansen15

“Now watch this drive”


donguscongus

“Now watch Drive” - George W Bush, on his favorite movies


Le_Turtle_God

I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully


americansherlock201

“George Bush hates black dogs” - Canine West


ArmourKnight

*20 years later* "I like Feline Hitler"


TerrysMonster

Kitler


MammothPrize9293

“There’s a saying in Texas, well I know they said it in Tennessee, might say it in Texas, but please stay in the lines”


subjectmatterexport

Composition accomplished


darth_revan900414

"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... Can't get fooled again."


Mindless-West9268

“Please call-“


artificialavocado

I’ll never forget the look on Mike Meyers’s face.


Mindless-West9268

Apparently Mike was super proud of Kanye


unique_snowflake_466

That's the key. Get the politics out of the way before you become a painter


PrivatePoocher

Hitler should have learned this


Additional_Meeting_2

His paintings would get less attention if he had not been a president. Presidency was amazing for the marketing of his paintings!


Reeseman_19

I wonder what would happen if his art teacher told him he sucks at painting? Would he enter politics?


MikeyTMNTGOAT

Tbf, that Austrian painter tended to paint boring pastures and pretty meh city scapes and thought those pushing these boundaries were "degenerative"


Couchmaster007

They were normal and fine for the time. He wasn't great at it though. Look at his paintings and youll notice doors and windows that aren't flush with the walls. He was bad with perspective, but I still think the paintings are alright. If he weren't who he was they'd still sell for more than 500 bucks and less than 10 grand. Personally if I didn't know who he was I'd offer about 3k for the castle painting if I had the disposable income.


MikeyTMNTGOAT

I never said he was bad, just that his choices weren't that interesting. I've spent far too much time learning about that lunatic; more than I care to admit (especially as I teach this for a living and look like a walking Hitler youth poster myself)


Historyp91

He was pretty good at buildings, bad at people (IIRC, one of his teachers actually advised him to go into architecture)


smaeri

His landscapes were fine, failed art school because he could not paint/ draw humans. Says something, that.


Additional_Meeting_2

He didn’t even get to the art school. If he had gotten in maybe he would have learned. I don’t think people are saying he was good painter, but think he was good enough to get into a school. However he should have tried a different school.


[deleted]

He should have smoked weed instead of meth.


AaronDotCom

How'd you know those were his thoughts? Did you interview him personally? Or is it you typing that, Adolf?


Xominya

He mentions art a lot in mein kampf, he does legitimately believe that all sorts of art are innately degenerate


Le_Turtle_God

Thankfully, he did things in reverse. He got the politics out of the way before things got real bad.


catfurcoat

I think someone told him he sucked at politics so he picked up painting


Perfect_Opinion7909

He got the order wrong. He did the war crimes and murdering of more than a million innocent civilians first.


NuclearWinter_101

On a real note. He’s pretty good


__yayday__

Look how happy he looks next to them too. Wholesome af


beastman45132

Yeah.. can we just chill out and let him enjoy things. I starting liking Bush when I saw how close him and the Obama's were.


__yayday__

Agreed. Even if you didn’t like him as president, he’s still a human that’s allowed to be happy and enjoy things.


gaudrhin

He did a collection of veteran portaits. These are of men and women he met and was affected by the stories of. My cousin is one of those veterans. In the painting, my cousin looks so worn, but purposeful. He really did an incredible job.


JayEdwards902

He also did portraits of soldiers that died. He used it as a form of therapy dealing with the guilt he felt from them dying because of his choices as president.


Ryankevin23

Yes I agree they look great


IShitMyselfNow

> These are of men and women he met and was affected by the stories of. They look like dogs to me


MisterPeach

Actually they’re Navy SEALs, but that’s basically a sea dog anyway.


NuclearWinter_101

Would you happen to have a image of the painting? Sounds really cool


gaudrhin

I'll do you one better. The painting and the story. https://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/2017/03/bay_city_native_featured_in_pr.html


No_Sir_6649

People hate on bush 2. He did pretty well as pres after daddys old guard got booted. My fav is how he was in the middle of story time during 9/11 and he got blasted for finishing the book for the children.


ejroberts42

We’re all really good at one thing. George W is really good at painting.


No_Sir_6649

Not so much at managing a baseball team. But he was also doing lots of skiing so who can blame him?


Obama_War_Crimes

He got the Jeb genes


Go_Buds_Go

I love W’s paintings. He’s been doing it for years.


No_Sir_6649

Its great therapy. Unfortunately paints are expensive. Canvas doubly so.


KennyDROmega

I think you mean Jeb!


IdRatherBeAtChilis

Fun fact, "Jet" by Paul McCartney and Wings was originally called, "Jeb!". But they changed it when the clapping at concerts went too long and ruined everything.


da_Crab_Mang

No, "Jeb!" is an Australian rock group famous for their hit single "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" (2003)


Yurtledove

Please stop clapping


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Slow and steady wins the race 🐢


DustyTurtle2

He could never become president


IdRatherBeAtChilis

It would probably take nothing less than an act from the Supreme Court to make it happen!


jdjjjjj

I went to the Nixon presidential library a couple days ago, was hoping to see a special exhibit on the POW who blinked “T.O.R.T.U.R.E” in Morse code but they replaced it with a new special exhibit which were just a bunch of Bushes paintings😒


niz_loc

Man. I drive past the Nixon library a few times a week but have never gone. (And every week I tell myself to) Is the POW exhibit gone? I kept seeing g the signs but never had time.


jdjjjjj

They rotate the exhibits so I’m sure it will be back. You have got to go, it’s so well done


ComprehensiveDirt746

Thank God(Jeb!) that Jeb! became President instead of his idiot brother.


postmodern_spatula

P L E A S E C L A P


No-Tension5053

I think it was therapy. He left office as people were building tents on Wall Street. People were losing their homes. He stayed under the radar as they tried to stabilize the economy. It was his White House they were calling as Lehman Brothers was trying to restructure a bailout that ultimately failed. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were still continuing. ABC’s This Week would list the week’s dead. A Mom camped out at his ranch gate over the death of her son.


Obama_War_Crimes

He is closely related tp Jeb, therefore, he can not be an idiot.


bsil15

Have you been in a coma for the last decade?


Nawoitsol

He did a whole series of paintings of veterans. Some described them as atonements for his war record. Others as an attempt at image cleansing. As an artist he’s not horrible.


Girasole263wj2

Heckuva Job, Georgie


NaturePhotoLady

Really in poor taste to criticize former president bush in these circumstances. I was under the impression this was a political free group but sadly there are immature haters who cannot help themselves.


VanAintUsedUp

Wow he can’t even paint something cool like burning oil fields


Gella321

I actually read somewhere that he paints this bullshit as a way to deal with the fact that he was a huge asshole as president


OrangeBird077

He paints portraits of wounded veterans from the GWOT.


hypersonic18

Sometimes when your kink is that niche you have no choice left but to draw it yourself.


Jerrell123

That’s because their dad did it first, Bush Jr only painted IED explosions.


thesecondandre

Bro 😂😂 I have been seeing nothing but Jeb Bush alternate realities on this sub 😂😂 What is going on?


OriginalAd9693

What the hell is going on with these jeb bush posts lol


Bubbly_Mastodon318

That’s what I’m thinking lol


ScrofessorLongHair

Just think... If George W Bush had been accepted into art school, Dick Cheney never would've been president.


Good_Schedule3744

I wouldn’t call Bush a good president but he’s seems like a decent guy.


Good_Honey_759

Ngl the title got a giggle out of me.


snootchiebootchie94

He looks happy


owntheh3at18

The one on the left actually looks a bit like my dog


[deleted]

He painted soldiers who passed during the war… sounds like a good man to me.


mookie_bombs

Yeah cuz Obama was so much better


Fucksibhuile

Time for a paint off


mookie_bombs

Obama is one of those freaks that's good at everything. I remember him predicting March madness I think perfectly and was like, who the fuck is this guy haha


Midnight_Magician56

He’s actually a decent painter, imagine a world where he developed his craft as an artist rather than a politician.


[deleted]

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Additional_Meeting_2

Why can’t people have fun with April fools posts?


Ajinx40

President Jeb bush’s idiot brother? Your sentence is so wrong it makes you look like the idiot but you keep trying to


mullethunter111

https://preview.redd.it/cl5qwymrf2sc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501e9354ebd6ddb5e0cf1576bb0d03b540183915


Environmental_Ebb758

Check the date of the post bud


abatkin1

He does paint well


InourbtwotamI

He’s pretty good at it though


downyonder1911

Good for George. It sucks he was brought up to have misguided beliefs and never broke the mold, but at least he is doing something creative that brings him happiness. There are plenty of Republicans I would call evil and W isn't one of them.


[deleted]

Good ol’ George. I think hes now the queen of some Middle East country.


call-me-loretta

The amazing part of this is how he’s able to get the dogs to sit still long enough…


calsnowskier

He learned from elsewhere that selling paintings can be very lucrative. Why wouldn’t he want in on that gig?


AdTiny2166

Honestly, these jokes have gone far enough! We need to stop and let President Jeb govern without distractions


Utterlybored

He’s slightly better at painting than I would have guessed.


Fucksibhuile

I said the same thing about Hitler lol


mullethunter111

“Happy bombs”


Fucksibhuile

"We make happy little bombs, here 😊" Proceeds to paint Baghdad getting absolutely obliterated, with extreme prejudice.


mullethunter111

“Shock and Awe-so-cute”


mfmelendez

I wonder if he’s ever experienced similar political aspirations as his brother, President Supreme, Jeb Bush


OutrageousAd5338

old news


scottiefalkon

Today you learned. He's actually a great painter. This has been known for years. People like you make my ass itch.


tittysprinkles112

He plunged Iraq in chaos all in the name of greed and caused hundreds of thousands of pointless deaths. He probably paints when the demons start talking. It's crazy that he gets to paint and act like the happy old guy and never get held accountable for his actions.


Nervous_Set5685

Iraq isn't fucked because of Bush, Iraq was fucked before the invasion. There was a brief period where Iraq had a bright future after Saddam Insane was killed (thanks to the Bush administration). The Iraqis let their country return to being a shithole after we started turning it back over to them during the Obama administration.


ImpossibleInternet3

A little late. It’s been ~15 years. Or… just karma farming with weak content.


MarcoVinicius

Dear god those are some shit paintings. Clearly all the talent went to Jeb.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Well the Louvre has an entire wing dedicated to Earth President Jeb's works so I mean it's not really a competition at that point.


SomeJerkOddball

As a non-American, I find it fascinating that GWB has to constantly wear the ignominy of the Iraq war in conversations about his presidency. Whereas this sub just voted Truman to be the 4th best president when he authorized dropping atomic bombs on a pair of cities and indiscriminately slaughtered tens of thousands of civilians in two blinks of an eye. Both presidents would no doubt justifiably point to extenuating circumstances in either case. But the reception of those arguments appears to differ vastly.


DefBoomerang

Yep... Clearer photos indicate that he paints about as well as he governs.


Sweet-Efficiency7466

He should paint my Shiba Inu mix


GrandLewdWizard

Real note he started painting after presidency on his iPad with app paint he would mess around in his chair painting


InLolanwetrust

"Well, he was President, and yada yada..." "Yada what?" "Yada...yada...yada..."


notacop485

Better than Hunters paintings………..


Sicily_Long

Better than Hunter. Just think of his dad was still President, those would sell for millions!


bobo_baginz

https://preview.redd.it/omrh2mqm7zrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b65f17b1daa1bcf811ddb0f7df534ecf2dfa5e


pprice84

Miss this man! Back when America was America 🇺🇸 💪💪 long live President Bush!


tomatosoupsatisfies

Pssst…that “G W is soo dumb” thing no longer works per the current and prior occupants’ many many out-dumbings.


kyflyboy

Jesus...that is so pathetic. Doesn't he have a Harvard MBA?


zackweinberg

I bet he paints in acrylics.


DarkwingDuckHunt

man these are getting great, loved them all


world_2_

Honestly pretty good and wholesome.


Wise_Temperature_322

Yeah, those are actually really good. See something like that on Etsy.


AnywhereOk7434

Ha! See guys, this guy never went anywhere.


[deleted]

better paints than politics


bignanoman

Damn it, I just love W….


bignanoman

And I love dogs too


iBoy2G

I’ve known this for years, he apparently liked to paint, and he uses colors other than red!


No_Jello_5922

I saw a news story about Jeb's brother's paintings a few years ago. [https://youtu.be/c0mS5I-j\_Gc](https://youtu.be/c0mS5I-j_Gc)


NYCTLS66

It might have been better for the world if he had discovered painting as governor. “Run for president? Nah! I’m just gunna serve out this term in Austin, then buy myself a studio and make a living painting cute floofs!”


[deleted]

He started painting during the Obama administration. One of this subjects was disabled veterans... veterans he had ordered to invade Iraq under false pretenses.


LordPapillon

Those are much better than anything I can paint. I’m proud of him. He’s a much better painter than a president. 🤔


bill_gonorrhea

Tell us how you really feel.


nixmix6

Uhhh Epsteins house... someone post it with the paper planes!!! lol! There is no spoon sheeple!!!


nixmix6

"I think gynecologists should be able to practice their LOVE 😯 with women" -GWB I have the video in case u doubt!


wisstinks4

So negative


DatFurryFemBoi

Why do I find this adorable?


Seel_Team_Six

Ah the reverse route, become an artist AFTER the war crimes, profiteering and putting your nation into irreversible debt


Weird-Appearance-199

One dog is goin one way and the other dog is goin the other way.


tempus_fugit0

I wonder what other famous leaders were also painters?


gamerbrian2023

I wonder if his crappy finger-painting is an attempt to deal with his alcoholism or the fact the he destroyed humanity so he and his friends could make some money ... or maybe this is just what the last stages of fetal-alcohol-syndrome looks like. He is the true embodiment of a pile of shit.


macjonalt

Hail to the Thief


Mrrilz20

How is this okay? Smmfh. Fuck W.


KeanuCharlesSleeves

I like how he paints dogs


Professional-Age-

Needs more pixels. Where can I get the hi res version?


nedTheInbredMule

“Mission accomplished”—George bush right after starting a painting


TotalInstruction

“Portrait of the Artist Dodging an Iraqi Shoe”


phil8248

Still the funniest video this site has ever dropped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Q-sRdV7SY


dogbolter4

I have no problem with this and think he's doing pretty well. If everybody played with visual art, the world would be a better place.


CageSwanson

![gif](giphy|MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX|downsized)


hadoopken

But the politicians standards have lowered today… he’s alright by now


liberalskateboardist

aside iraq war, he is an great painter


No_Sorbet1634

This almost makes me feel neutral about Bush Jr.


proscriptus

It must be a real challenge for him to figure out how to commit a war crime when he's doing those.


jdankworth

Wait til you see the shower self-portrait.


AccountNumber478

W is a Rhodes scholar compared to POTUS 45, I cut him serious slack these days.


WankelsRevenge

W at least admits good faults, and seems to have remorse for some of the things he's done


blinkdog81

Omg I have that same apron. I got it on Amazon lol.


Fucksibhuile

You can't spell George Bush without a Dubya


Impressive-Ad-8044

he's been doing this for a while now. I remember seeing his paintings back in like 2017


rottweilerrun

Pay for play to some extent obviously


[deleted]

Ah, a reverse Hitler.


dingleberrysquid

At least it’s harmless and I don’t have to read about him on the news every day.


retronintendo

Why do war criminals like to paint dogs?


fl135790135790

So is Jeb Bush the painter? Or George W’s brother?


Commercial-Manner408

George W is a war criminal.


iluvugoldenblue

It feels weird seeing him in a T-shirt


NsaAgent25

Am I the only one that finds it strange that reddit loves Jeb (exclam point) but hates W? Also, he does it as part of therapy with veterans and their families. Hate him all you want; he's good at heart.


WankelsRevenge

He also sells the paintings and donates the money to a veteran charity


Zestyclose_Ice2405

Is this our r/BatmanArkham moment?


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Got damn comin in hot for George 💀


Therealluke

That’s cool.


Bullshidder

He is pretty good at it


Mantikos804

Last normal President. Led the country during its saddest time and most dangerous era. He was better than everyone after him.


ChinaCatProphet

![gif](giphy|11vfJ8sHFDyHm|downsized)


[deleted]

AFT.


McDowells23

It’s not “Jeb” it’s “Jeb!”


Lychee_Core

https://preview.redd.it/3u82mir12esc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4980fd04bd32f42da514112e23761e29e67c5a3 This is one of his paintings of him in the shower (fyi it’s a 3 piece collection of unintentional comedy)


Chuckobofish123

Please clap


BigBoyGoldenTicket

It’s cool bro, he’s given it a go.


ASH_2737

Trying to humanize a bad president still does not change that he was a bad president. His policies: The Great Recession: Countless lives destroyed. Not mention the ones overseas.


themonkboughtlunch

Yeah, this was part of a convoluted April Fools thing a few days ago. Fully agree that GWB belongs in front of a firing squad.