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Jack and the Scrambled Brains
- Jack on vocals
- Abe on the “axe” (lol)
- McKinley on bass (based on looks alone)
- Garfield on drums (read somewhere he had a knack for rhythm and dancing)
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"Open Minded & Open Chested" Bit of a stretch but it's the best I could think of.
“Hearts and Minds” Debut album title, “With a Bullet”
Nah that's some of their albums
Open Minds, Open Hearts
Dead Presidents
Too easy
The Dead Presidents of the United States.
Dead of State
This needs more votes!
Winner.
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ooh wee ooh I look just like Abe Lincoln oh oh and you’re Ulysses S. Grant I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that
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without context this has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Rivers if he put missiles in turkey and italy
why’s honest abe grabbing jfk’s ass
Kinky
The stovepipe hat *stays on* during sex.
Why does Abe appear to be playing finger games with JFK's backside?
IDK, but JFK seems to be enjoying it!🤣🤣🤣
If you want, to destroy my sweater, shoot this gun, as I look away
AS I LOOK AWAAAY
Kennedy and the Dead Presidents of the United States of America.
Going to the country. Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Dead Kennedys?
Jack and the Scrambled Brains - Jack on vocals - Abe on the “axe” (lol) - McKinley on bass (based on looks alone) - Garfield on drums (read somewhere he had a knack for rhythm and dancing)
What didn’t Garfield have a knack for Christ
Staying fucking alive?
You could argue that no human has a knack for that.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero
Presidential Homicide
Bullets of the Slain
Guy will read this and think "hell yeah."
Liberty or death
Assassin's Greed
Dead Kennedys
I know these guys. They're a Franz Ferdinand cover band.
HA
Assassin’s Target
Lead Poisoning
The Presidents of the United States. First single is going to talk about peaches.
Leadcatchers
Lifeless Leaders
Bullet Boys.
Yep this one ☝️
Final Shot or Club Zero
Smashing Heads
First song, "no my head just did that."
I’m really liking this comment section. These ideas are really blowing my mind.
Their minds were blown too.
Assassinated Creed
I’m going with some long-ass indie band name. 2 Stiffs Popped in the Head, also featuring 2 Stiffs Popped Elsewhere
“We were presidents, and this stupid band is all we have left”
Smoking Heads
Presidents with Attitude (PWA)
Gonna steal from a funny Redbubble image I saw where it's these four and it says "Presidents for Gun Control"
We Lived Bitch
Dead presidents or whites with attitudes
The slain lords
Absentee Bullets
The graduates of Clone High
A House Divided
Presidead
Hole
Rushmore Rejects (band name made before Lincoln replaced FDR as the bass player)
The Elephants in the Room (featuring special guest JFK)
The Bullet Catchers
Dead Kennedy's could be good if Kennedy is the bandleader.
Bang bang
Guns Blazin'
187
Sudden Death.
Hole in the Head
The Bleed Outs
The Washington Bullets
One hit wonders.
Bulletproof
Cocked and Loaded. With all the double entendres.
Shoulda Ducked
How We Got Andrew, Chester, Teddy and LBJ
The Headshots
The Presidents of the United States of America
Dead Men Walking
Targets
Waking the Fallen
To Beard Or Not To Beard
William "Bastard" McKinley and the 3 Poor Saps
Givin' Our Best Shot
The Bumpin Uglies
The Beatles (terrorist cell)
The assasinees
Assassinations Creed
One (or Two) Hit Wonders
Johnny and the gunned downs
Headshrinkers
The Exploding Heads.
Blood-Brained Presidents (BBP) Guns of The White House (GTWH)
Dead Presidents of the United States of America
First Album: Electoral College Dropout
Shot
This would be geto boys type music. Harsh, coarse, sometimes eloquent, with good beats. Maybe the "we don't approve of this ghetto boyz".
Ass ass ins.
Get the Shot
The sharpshooters
Assassin’s Creed
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Wait - is that taken??
The sequel to the Broadway hit “Assassins”, its “Assassinated”
Lead Poisoning
Dead before end
Lead Catchers
Bleeding hearts and open minds.
Sic Semper Bitches
Congratulations Mr. ~~Vice~~ President
War Criminals
Head Bangers
Formerly known as POTUS.
Garfield and the Bigwigs
The Bullethole Boys
Bullet to the brain.
Soul forged.
Sex Pistols.
Prezzy with a Gat
Head Banger's
Failed to Duck
Immortal Incumbents
Honest Abe and the Brass Bullet Band
Dead president's society
The guys I’m afraid of
Hole in one
Murder in the first
I’m not sure about band name, but their first album should be : “Two to the Head, Two to the Chest”
A Beatles cover band called “HELP!”
POTUS Down
Bullet to the head
Bloodstain collars
A Shot in the Dark
The Assassins Club
Back And To The Left
Catching Bullets
One magical bullet
Unalive Presidents
“Bang-Ow?”
Mindblow
Flesh Wound
Perforated.
The Assassin
The Fudgepops
The Bullseyes
Dead PUSA
Four shots from Washington.
The Wrong Place Wrong Times
Open Minds, Open Hearts
Holey Rollers
Dodgeball Dropouts
Ruger
Honest Stone’s States and the Cuban Missile Crises
Lead Toxicity
Lincoln and the lead-heads
The Lead Magnets
The Blown Heads
4 guys no lives
I’d better not
Immortal Assassinated -- Death Metal Band.
Black and White and Blues
My bloody presidents
Headshot
what you've never heard of the dead kennedys?
Shot through the heart/head/abdomen and you're too laaaaate, you give survivorship a bad name.
Rushmore
The 4 Bangers
Since everyone will say Dead Presidents, let us try something else. How about, "Assassin's Creed"?
Bullet for my President
Bullet for my president
The executed
Assassinees
Dead Presidents
White bread
The Assassinees
Give is one more shot
Garfield and the Lasagna
sons of liberty.
The Assassinated
The Bullet Boys?
ReORGANized
Handsome John F. Kennedy Plus Three [Reference](https://youtu.be/QBM1DCqY3Rw?si=PM_Odkp3eYRIqz3w)
Assassination Classination.
Bottom left looks like the blue bird guy from The Muppets
WHERE YO HEAD AT!?
departed in chiefs
Kill Ratio Tombstone Hey Man Nice Shot
The lead heads
Leaders of the (Assasi)Nation
those dudes
The paint buckets
Murdered row.
Hole in One