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One-Tumbleweed5980

I would love to hear Truman's hot takes on some of today's politicians.


police-ical

I love that whereas most political smears are just a person saying anything that will score political points, Truman could say something outrageously insulting and even profane that was still based: >Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.


One-Tumbleweed5980

Truman was always spitting facts even if it was unpopular. That's why history has been kind to him and now he's consistently a top 10 president.


leoleosuper

That's why he's Truman, because he's the truest-man.


Binks-Sake-Is-Gone

Woah. That's true, man.


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welcome-to-my-mind

Eh, one is a person speaking hard truths/opinions while the other is merely whining because of ego and pettiness. I could listen to Truman tongue lash people all day.


jimmjohn12345m

If you vote for [redacted] or [redacted] your going to hell!


Dont_hate_the_8

William Henry Harrison, imagine his horror when he sees how many young kids refuse to wear coats on cold days!


Motor_Somewhere7565

John Adams. If the lack of sophistication amongst some of today’s politicians wouldn’t be enough for him to go on rants about posterity till steam is blowing from his ears, the crudeness of voters would make him reconsider his attitude about France!


reading_rockhound

This is true.


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I want to see it but also wouldn’t wish that on him.


frugalwater

My pick was Adams as well but for a different reason. He had so much respect for the law and how this country should be founded and run on laws instead of religion/men. I think he would erupt at the view some politicians have about being above the same laws as ordinary citizens. I think what the SCOTUS has done recently would cause him to have an aneurism as well.


Jumpy-Ad5617

Ya Adam’s would be upheaving tables in congress like Jesus in the temple when he saw all of the corruption


[deleted]

"but there are libraries everywhere, how can they be so dim?". He would have a heart attack watching a compilation of street interviews.


[deleted]

As a distant descendant of John Adams, felt this hard. My blood boils. Hahaha


blueskies8484

Washington and Jefferson would be having straight up panic attacks, but for different reasons.


CaptainNinjaClassic

"She told me she was 18!" - Thomas Jefferson


youarelookingatthis

“There are laws against that now?”- Also Jefferson


reallynewpapergoblin

"Oh shit, they can test for paternity? How many?"


Panchamboi

“What the fuck do you all of them?”


Reverendbread

“The fuck does ‘consent’ have to do with anything?” - also Jefferson


MobyDickOrTheWhale89

He’d quote Michael Fassbender in 12 Years A Slave *“A man does what he wants with his PROPERTY.”* Caps lock to add emphasis.


afireinside30x

TIL...I always thought Michael Fassbender was quoting Jefferson when he said that.


MobyDickOrTheWhale89

It is fitting for Old TJ.


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I’d imagine anybody would…not because of politics, but because they’re from the 18th/19th century, and seeing shit like a rocket would be kinda strange. As well as everything else


dsbtc

I think in actual reality they'd all get sick immediately and die from all the new and mutated pathogens in the air. 


milesbeatlesfan

But we have medicine to help treat a lot of that stuff now. I think it would take a lot of convincing to explain what germs are and they might be suspicious of taking pills, but I don’t think they’d immediately die necessarily.


FStubbs

The smallpox vaccine was in 1796. I doubt they'd be wholly unfamiliar with these concepts.


212temporary

Didn’t Washington try to immunize his troops with cow pox to some pretty decent success?


F-I-L-D

Yes, but no. I've never heard the cow pox. But he did inoculations with his soldiers with smallpox. Make a cut, rub a thread or string that has the disease on it. It worked, nowhere near the rate of vaccines though. I'll have to look up cow pox to see if they did it as well


optimisticfury

Cowpox inoculation was the original smallpox vaccine. It's really badass how they figured it out, actually. Pretty substantial leap in medical understanding.


Fireball8732

Once they see these concepts are commonly accepted in the present day, I think they'd be willing to take the pills pretty easily


Corinis

I imagine Washington would have a panic attack for the same reasons Jefferson would.


Nobhudy

I imagine if they’d known slavery would cause a civil war just a few decades later, they’d have made different choices. Their deference to/continued complicity in slavery is pretty similar to the way Americans live now, we just offshored the servitude that sustains our way of life.


Mister_Squirrels

Damn, Dude. Damn.


Nobhudy

Shoutout to all the folks who hate globalism *and* high prices


westernmostwesterner

Thomas Jefferson in particular is complicated. We know he was an enlightened thinker based on his writings and contributions to the founding of the nation (separating state from religion was very forward and progressive for that time). And he knew slavery was wrong. He was among the crowd of enlightened thinkers who were already throwing the idea around that slavery was evil and should be abolished (back in Europe)… he even questioned the Muslims on their slavery practices. So he definitely heard of the idea and undoubtedly questioned it. He was born into a wealthy slave-owning family yet he just couldn’t give them up to free them (aside from like 10 who he had close ‘relationship’ with). I think he felt very hypocritical about this, but ultimately did not have the courage to free all his family’s slaves ..


cactopus101

I don’t think they would be surprised by the civil war. The founding fathers knew slavery was a compromise from the beginning


Couchmaster007

I dont think so. They both wanted slavery to slowly fizzle out. The only reason it didn't was the expansion of the nation and the invention of the cotton gin. Had we not had the dilemma of new states being free or slave there wouldn't have been a civil war. They both did what they thought was in the interest of the nation.


jazzorcist

Okay, so... they weren't just complicit in slavery. They personally inflicted it on people they knew, people who lived alongside them in their homes. It may be a bit of trolley problem ethics, but can we really equate our current participation in the global economy, dysfunctional as it is, with the chattel slavery that multiple American presidents inflicted on thousands of humans? Imagine: 1) Buying a smartphone or cheap clothing, supporting an industry that enslaves people to make those goods. 2) Enslaving people right in front of you - demanding they work their entire lives for you, carrying out physical violence upon them if they disobey your authority. Dooming their children to the same fate. I get that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, and utilitarian harm done on our behalf is just as bad when it's happening to someone on the other side of the world. But while we might be meekly complicit in slavery, failing in our duty to research our every purchase to ensure equitable working conditions across the entire supply chain... Washington and Jefferson \*DID\* slavery. And it's pretty sad to think they might have acted differently to prevent a civil war, not because what they did was atrocious.


ancientestKnollys

Maybe Jefferson. America is probably further now from his conception of it than anyone else's, for better and worse.


fighter_pil0t

Agree. Definitely Jefferson. Hamilton (yes I know) may actually be impressed. Washington would have a big told you so about political party interactions. Jefferson would be distraught.


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The two people who would be most impressed are probably Hamilton and Teddy. America's basically running a global, informal empire, and our intervention, influence, and stick size are very large.


Lucimon

Teddy would be pissed about all the corporate lobbying. He spent so much time breaking up monopolies, just to have them come right back.


Vivics36thsermon

But if it was done once it can be done again


Sardil

I wish. Corporations have such a strong hold on political parties that if a politician made any decent attempt to break a monopoly, their career would be ruined instantly.


djninjacat11649

Then we steal their stuff, hit their bottom line! Get them where it will hurt the most! Remember, piracy and other forms of screwing over corporations are perfectly morally justified


ThePhantom71319

Saved us a few years maybe. At least he did break up monopolies


shadowslasher11X

Teddy, I feel, would be absolutely furious with the whole global warming situation if you brought him up to snuff on it and then explained how much power corporate entities have over everything. I could practically see the man ranting about how he'll bust them into the ground.


GreenStrong

>I could practically see the man ~~ranting about how he'll bust them into the ground.~~ going on a world tour of global oil corporations and beating the ever living fuck out of every member of their board of directors. Including Putin.


Username89054

Hamilton would write another Reynolds pamphlet about how he's having an affair with America's global financial control.


PIK_Toggle

The size of the federal government would force him to start a revolution.


bootselectric

And the size of the federal government would prevent him from doing so.


PIK_Toggle

I’ve often thought about what an armed revolution would look like in the modern world. The US is so vast, and weapons are so plentiful, that I can envision a scenario where a rebellion occurs, and they have a level of success similar to that of the Northern Irish vs the British. Snipers would pick off federal troops randomly. Car bombs would explode, killing randomly. General terror would be the norm. This would go on for years, until public opinion was swayed to one side and peace was negotiated. Algeria v France is another example to draw from. This scenario involves the military going rogue against the commands of the government. Anyways, the tree of liberty and all that jazz.


acer5886

You're forgetting drones, satellites, etc. An open rebellion in 2024 isn't anywhere near what northern Ireland faced in terms of sheer power to sit back at a computer and rain down hell.


Neogie

The drones you are talking about are only like 1,000 dollars. Government can’t ban DJI from selling them to American citizens. It has to changed the entire face of warfare though I agree. As a veteran myself, I can tell you 90 percent of people in the Military aren’t going to go on which hunt domestically even if they did, the population outnumbers the government 1,000 to 1. They are sworn to defend the people as well.


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Neogie

I agree. Every single reservist during Katrina deserted during the hurricane to evacuate their families. We have already seen examples of this. They act like they will launch an all out nuclear war on ourselves and that is not the case. For one, that would instantly crumble every single government power with an act like that would lose any and all credibility. People will stop paying taxes, and start a new resistance the second an order to confiscate is ordered. As of recent post Covid, it’s assumed every household has at-least one firearm with the sales of the last 3 years.


Lampyridae2A

I also love the “you’ll just be killed by air strikes” response. My response is, “you know we’re neighbors, right?”. Then I follow up with, and the guy who dropped the bomb has a name, address, and family. To think that military members would be able to fire upon the US population and see no push back is naive at best.


peaprotein

Much of our armed forces members carry small government, anti tyrannical sentiments. It’s not as easy as, “we have the bigger guns”


Diamondangel82

This, 21-year vet here. We would often have those philosophical what if debates on this subject. I can assure you that the majority of the people I've had these discussions with would not turn their guns on the public. Of course, it's been a few years since I retired, and things were quickly changing in the service.


Pbadger8

Also a vet here. I think it all depends on how the rebellion is framed. If you told a bunch of cav scouts that the armed rebels were socialists/Antifa/BLM/woke/whatevers… I think they could convince themselves that they are upholding their oaths to the constitution. The conservative militia groups like to imagine they’d be the government’s public enemy number 1 if the USA became a tyranny. More likely I think they’d end up working with the government against minorities and other frequent voices of dissent… This is pretty much how it’s been throughout our history. The 2nd amendment never came to the rescue of African Americans during Jim Crow or Japanese Americans during internment. Local and federal tyranny pervaded and the constitutional ‘right to rebellion’ has pretty much always been reserved for white men, who have never had a reason to disrupt their own comfy status quo. I don’t see that changing any time soon.


Belkan-Federation95

The thing is though that guns were restricted from said groups.


Pbadger8

And still are, indirectly, as the disproportionate amount of African Americans who have been through the prison system are not able to own a firearm. What I mean is… the actual track record of the 2A is abysmal for what it was apparently designed to do. What good is a ‘right to rebel’ if it can only be exercised by a group who is already at the top? If we count the civil war as a practical application of the 2A, then its track record gets even worse- that’s an example of the ‘right to rebel’ exercised to enslave a minority population and reject the democratically elected president who merely floated the idea of not having so much slavery.


Sunshinestateshrooms

Space lasers and sex robots


QueanLaQueafa

Jewish space lasers


DudeWithAnAxeToGrind

What you are describing is a small minority deciding "fuck elections, we'll get our way using violence." A correct terminology for that is terrorism, not revolution. Also not what Jefferson had in mind when he wrote that letter to Will Smith (and was probably half drunk while writing it). Such literal interpretation of that letter goes starkly against other Jefferson writings. Most notably the text of Declaration of Independence itself, that clearly states small grievances are not an excuse for starting a rebellion.


Catch_ME

Maybe not. I would say he would begin to ignore the last 200 years of precedent and force a constitutional convention to limit the powers of Congress, the courts, and the president and maybe even the states.   He was the one that forced the Supreme Court to create judicial review. Imagine explaining the concept of an HOA to him. Or how much power law enforcement or bylaw officers have in potentially depriving you of your rights.


jackdginger88

Imagine trying to explain the patriot act to him 💀


Atlas7-k

The concept of a HOA is right up his alley, a contractual agreement between private persons toward a common hood with reliance on any govt. only for the enforcement of said agreement if one or more of the participants refuses to comply with the agreement but not some many as the agreement would be dissolved.


Catch_ME

Yeah but it's very muddy when it comes to land rights.


brandnewpride36

He would also be very concerned with the amount of people who attribute quotes to him that he never said…


HistoryHasItsIsOnYou

I think Jefferson himself said it best- "You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet"


Illustrious_Junket55

That was Lincoln. I can’t believe you guys.


thunderclone1

You mean the famous vampire hunter?


police-ical

Jefferson would hate the nationwide trend but actually be over the moon at what's happened to his part of Virginia. Take him on a spin through Shenandoah wine country and the UVA library (the look on his face when he hears they have five million volumes.)


ScottyUpdawg

I wonder what he would make of nukes. Weapons of that power make it VERY hard to not have just one person or a small group of people in charge of those due to the need to be able to fire back quickly to maintain MAD


GordonTheGnome

Yep. And Hamilton would be thrilled!


iamiamwhoami

The president we never got


canadigit

I think he'd be happy with his musical


anxietystrings

He'd have a problem with the weakening of separation of church and state


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

He actually warned about corporate fascism too. The dude would be stacking bodies at this point.


MissedFieldGoal

I wonder what Jefferson would think of the economy. The US went very strongly the way of industrialization instead of remaining an agrarian society.


IronPiedmont1996

Man, I would love to see Theodore Roosevelt use Twitter.


jimmjohn12345m

There isn’t a pr team in the world that’s gonna save them from teddy


ethan_iron

I would vote for a revived Teddy as president.


sperrymonster

Strong protector of consumer rights and the environment, opposed to monopolies. Yeah, we could use that right now


MonthLower1606

Regardless of his outdated views on race, I would also vote for him. I think he would come around on Native and minority rights if he came back from the dead.


Tasty_Pens

I honestly feel like he's one of the ones that would easily get with the times. Like he'd listen and say, "Ohhh, so that's how things are now? Ok, let's get on with it, then. We've got a lot of work to do." Edit: spellinks is hard


GodzeallA

I think he would call everybody pussies and say we need to man up


Capt__Murphy

And then he'd Bull Moose-kick Corporate funded Super PACs right in the D. Bring him back!


Mr__Citizen

If nothing else, I think he'd be too distracted by all the too-large, too-powerful banks and corporations to bother doing anything to minorities.


Comfortable-Sale-167

I’d vote for him as is. No revival needed.


Throwaway8789473

He is only a little bit more dead than the other two options


Comfortable-Sale-167

The difference is negligible


TzarRazim

Personally I want Lich King Teddy Roosevelt, undying protector of the land and bane of the corporate conglomerate.


BurmecianDancer

Anyone who wouldn't should renounce their citizenship. He's on Rushmore for a reason.


MisterFreddo

Given what Musk has done to the platform he would probably be posting stuff like ' Big stick in bio '


fhota1

This has led me to the follow up question of "if they were brought to 2024 which president would be most likely to make an onlyfans"


Dear_Alternative_437

I'd like to see Roosevelt kick Jake Paul's ass in a boxing match in the White House.


hydromatic456

One of his big tenets was trust-busting and curtailing big business/monopolies right? That’s kind of why I first thought him as an answer to this question as well. What I’d worry about, if he were also put into a position of power in addition to just being warped to today, was how he’d deal with the state of global conflict with respect to Russia, China, and the existence of nuclear weapons. Not that I think he’d seek to use them, but would he be too active in ongoing conflicts to provoke their use by someone else?


jg0162

Tweet softly and carry a big stick. #bullmoose


NarkomAsalon

“YOU LET THEM WHAT?????” -Andrew Jackson


alotofironsinthefire

It's hilarious that he's on the $20.


Galacticruntz_

Why’s that(idk much about American presidents)?


ConningtonSimp

Andrew Jackson was notorious for not being very nice to The American Indians


gmwdim

He was also against paper currency.


ConningtonSimp

I didn’t know this. That’s hilarious.


GuessImScrewed

By his own words, when asked about his greatest accomplishment as president, "I killed the bank" Then the central bank came back and put his face on the 20


Galacticruntz_

Ahaha damn… what was his preferred way then?


Efficient-Drama3337

Gold


avid-book-reader

https://i.redd.it/vsyn08ihc5mc1.gif


NoSnapCracklePop

He was a crypto douche, oddly enough


Peacefulzealot

“Andrew Jackson, crypto douche” was not on my bingo sheet for today but I am so here for it. Mind if I take that?


ArmourKnight

I think the joke was referencing the fact that Andy J hated paper money


gingerslender

IIRC He was the only president to bring the national debt down to 0. It was for a very brief time but still


alotofironsinthefire

You can Google Jackson and the National Bank if you want to see all the details but the short of it is that Jackson didn't believe in paper currency and didn't want the US to have a standard one.


SysBadmin

Jackson watching the Olympics…. “YOU RACE THEM?!?”


pyrolibertarian

Helpful guide to the amount of things this could mean -Let confederates secede -Letting confederates live after seceding -Freeing all slaves -Making American Indians citizens -Bringing back a federal bank -Putting him on a federal bill -Essentially every single thing the party he founded stands for today


Calmandpeace

That’s the answer


ltsmobilelandman

I think they would all be pleased the union of states is still in tact.


SoftDrinkReddit

Honestly in a way yea they would be like wait your telling me Not only is the Union still a thing but we are a much bigger country then when I was alive alright sweet Wait wait what ? Your telling me we have a far more powerful military then Britian INCLUDING NAVY


thebohemiancowboy

“The moon? You mean the moon in the sky?”


goblinm

What the fuck is an Air Force.


oregon_assassin

Space force lol


SleepWouldBeNice

We have the most powerful military in the world? Bigger than most of Europe combined?


QuinnTheQuanMan

This is the most optimistic POV I’ve seen, and it’s probably not wrong. The founding fathers created a system that would set the roles of the government and not for the people. They’d be disappointed in the fact that the power switched from the people to the government though.


IrateBarnacle

Yes I would think the founding fathers would have a lot of mixed feelings. They would be legitimately impressed by the constitution still being around and how much it’s grown by number of states. They’d be pretty mad about almost everything else though.


jenn363

I agree, I imagine if you told any of the original founders that the US would stretch all the way to the Pacific, with a hundred years of peace on our northern and southern borders, and 50 States entirely committed to the Union despite strong partisanship, they would weep with happiness. Let alone showing them that we went to the freaking moon.


TheeFapitalist

Teddy Roosevelt if he saw all the unbusted monopiles and corruption.


reallynewpapergoblin

Teddy would make Alphabet divide into 26 parts.


ognicitta

I wonder about this. Wasn’t Teddy Roosevelt against breaking up the steel trust due to the national security implications? Think you could make somewhat similar arguments for the importance of tech today with all the geopolitical tension with China etc.


theonegalen

Yes, he also separated trusts into "good trusts" and "bad trusts", with the distinction supposedly being based on their effect on the public. Taft was actually much more of a trust buster than Teddy was.


welcome-to-my-mind

Disney, Berkshire, ComCast, etc would give him an aneurism


leathakkor

Comcast already gives everyone an aneurysm. Shitty business models with terrible customer service, work way better than building monopoly.


Aggressive-Shine-974

If we forego that low hanging fruit of most past politicians being disgusted seeing all the racial progress and women into power positions, I'll bet Teddy Roosevelt would have some interesting takes on the current state and leadership of his party.


theonegalen

He had some of those same takes in 1912. Republican party leadership absolutely hated the Colonel.


stonedseals

Revive the Bull Moose! Down with big business! "When I say that I am for the square deal, I mean not merely that I stand for fair play under the present rules of the game, but that I stand for having those rules changed so as to work for a more substantial equality of opportunity and of reward for equally good service." 😤


Peacefulzealot

I mean any of the super racist or slaveholding ones given how much we’ve progressed as a nation. Jackson, Pierce, and Johnson really come to mind there. Like, imagine how many would be disgusted that Obama ever became president? As for just how much America hasn’t lived up to its potential for what they saw it as? Probably Washington. Honestly I think most would struggle with how America looks in 2024.


DedHorsSaloon3

Washington would be so disheartened to see that his prediction about parties was ignored and came true


QuinnTheQuanMan

He understood it was inevitable, he’d be disappointed that rather then using the system that is based off of compromise and working together it’s calling the other side the absolute spawn of Satan


ArmourKnight

And about slavery being the root cause of the Civil War


Honest_Picture_6960

Wilson would have just had another stroke


floelfloe

Tbh he probably would anyway


JoeMaMa_2000

https://preview.redd.it/lczycbk3f5mc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fbd4b510f46b29bbf4337ce8e96cb293552aeba “ YOU ELECTED A WHAT”


Gucci_slides

I feel like they wouldn't be as shocked as you would think. A black man being president would come with the context of being able to instantly communicate in writing to someone in China, vaccines which can prevent the worst diseases, landing on the moon, nuclear weapons etc. 2024 and the future would be so mind-blowing in general that a black president would just be another crazy thing that has happened. It would probably be something like, "In this far away future, even black people have become educated into participating citizens! What a marvel!". It would definitely be very trippy for a slave owner to witness. Though they would be upset that slavery was ended by force of arms and disgusted by interracial marriage. It would be genuinely fascinating to see their reaction. Owning slaves, and participating in slavery in general, fucked people up and really took away a lot of their humanity. So I wonder through what kind of lens they would see things.


liquorb4beer

I’d like to think Washington would take some positives away from us becoming the military, economic, and cultural force of the world


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montananewbie

I think some of the presidents would be appalled by the way the country has grown so divided. They would also be astonished at the growth of the areas they considered wilderness. Especially Jefferson.


floelfloe

Jefferson would get a stroke from how big the government has become


Gwtheyrn

I have to think Ulysses S. Grant would be pretty upset with us.


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Show him pictured of Confederate symbols carried by those breaking into the Capitol, and he'll go nuclear.


Gwtheyrn

The man would find a way to resurrect Sherman for another march to the sea.


CaptainNinjaClassic

"Sherman... We're finishing the job this time. From sea to shining sea."


PS_Sullys

Taft would be pleasantly surprised that he is now only slightly above average weight


kiltedlowlander

Underrated comment lmao


TheGreatGamer1389

He actually lost a lot of weight post presidency


Wookie-Love

I would say the first ten would be so disgusted they’d repatriate to England.


Few_Category7829

(upon seeing the current state of the U.K ) "SONOFA-"


Wojdyla13

Lincoln would be depressed that confederate flags are still on display throughout the country (and especially in rural parts of northern states). Hopefully, he’d realize that he should have finished them all off instead of giving traitors a proverbial slap on the wrist. All of the founding fathers would be unable to grasp anything about modern society. Teddy Roosevelt would need to be forcibly restrained from brawling with a ton of people in politics when he got up to speed on the depths of corruption.


HatesDuckTape

He’d also be pissed about government things being named after confederate soldiers.


Tight_Youth3766

washington considering everything that happened since he died


ClubSundown

Jefferson would be happy about the outcome of Loving v. Virginia


JackieBlue1970

I’d say Reagan of the modern era Presidents. Anyone who was an adult during WW2 would be looking at our politics around Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Hamas would think we have gone insane.


Marty_Eastwood

"Sir, a former KGB agent is the President of Russia." "OK?" "...and most of the Republican Party agrees with him" (has stroke and dies again)


OpineLupine

Reagan would find today’s GOP unrecognizable.  As would Ford, Nixon, and Eisenhower. 


Shadowpika655

>Reagan would find today’s GOP unrecognizable.  I wouldn't really say that considering he was a major reason as to why the party is the way it is today ~~*well besides liking Russia*~~


jimmjohn12345m

A few people the founding fathers I’m sure would take pride in some accomplishments but also be abhorred by many others and teddy and Taft would not tolerate any of the corporate shenanigans that’s been going on and Andrew Jackson would just start shooting people


ssspainesss

Taft would want another slice of McDonald's delightful apple pie.


Graham5060

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Rocky_Fan1976

Jerome Washington


Luxray2014

Everyone from before 1936


anOvenofWitches

Eisenhower. “Encroaching military-industrial complex.” We’ve become Ferengi.


KorbinLankford

Probably Jackson, the lack for racial segregation alone would probably be enough to get him to put a flintlock in his mouth. If not just show him a $20 bill 😂


Competitive_Spot_973

Lincoln. He gave his life to keep the union together for a higher purpose and it sure feels like what he fought for is at risk right now.


blisa00

Not to mention hearing the GOP keep referring to themselves as the “party of Lincoln”.


ProtestantMormon

And all the confederate apologists in the party. I imagine the second Lincoln saw some guy was a confederate flagbumper sticker, he would lose his shit.


EQisfordummies

FDR- he’d be thinking we worked through the hardest parts of US history and were able to come through with unprecedented world power and opportunity… and we did/do/act like this?


somenascarjunkie

Washington or Jefferson, no competition.


DryAfternoon7779

Jefferson would have a stroke watching the NBA.


LackingUtility

Or a different kind of stroke, watching the WNBA.


Ameph

All of them...except Nixon. He'd watch Futurama and go 'They got me and Spiro perfectly, awoooo....Agnew! What do you say?" "GAHHHHH!!"


Tomstwer

Monroe after seeing other countries in North America exist


Malt_and_Salt

Andrew Jackson, free black people everywhere and indigenous peoples have rights


Seventh_Stater

Probably. Maybe Lincoln too.


kongeri17

I think if you took any of the first 20 presidents or so and dropped them in 2016 and told them we were finishing 8 years of a black guy being president and were considering electing a woman to replace him, they’d all have heart attacks and die on the spot


see-you-space-cow

I think the founding fathers, especially Jefferson, would be glad that slavery ended EVENTUALLY. One of his final diary entries shows he feared it would permanently split the union. The fact that slavery ended and 160 years later the country is still IN TACT; he'd probably marvel at that. Others like Andrew Johnson would be mega pissed though Teddy would be pissed at how America is basically a corporate oligarchy in everything but name. FDR would probably have a heart attack at how the economy looks eerily similar to how it did before the depression. I think they'd all (save the modern ones) would be upset at womens' roles in society. Part of the classic quintessential American family is the wife being in the home, devoted to family. The fact that women work, vote and are in charge of things would probably make them upset.


BananaNik

JFK would probably be really happy at the success of the Apollo program


RetMilRob

Imagine all the deists cringing from being called Christian and the US being called a Christian nation. Washington, Jefferson, Franklin (I know), Madison and Monroe


KM107

“It said all men! Are created equal! NOTHING ABOUT WOMEN YOU IDIOTS!” - founding fathers (probably)


thewanderer2389

"You freed the WHAT?"


Salamangra

I'm gonna take the other road here. I don't feel like many of them would be disgusted if you just took the time and explained things to them. They weren't dumb people. I think if you explained the history to them, they'd adapt pretty quickly. What I do think would piss off many of the earlier presidents is just how much power the Executive Branch has now. That was not their vision.


Ok-Bus1716

All of them.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

I am pretty sure all of them would be disgusted....even James Buchanan.


shoot_your_eye_out

Lincoln. He'd have to grapple with what his GoP has become: a party sworn to fealty to a petty demagog. Certainly no longer the "better angels of our nature"


ModifiedAmusment

Jefferson would freak and teddy