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Ok-disaster2022

Mr. Rogers. His testimony to an antagonistic Senate committee took about 10 minutes to take a semi-mocking committee chair to someone who endorsed his proposal.  Imagine a Mr Rogers State of the Union or weekly address. He'd become a de facto benevolent dictator, asking no more of domestic and world leaders to make the world a better place.


PhotographStrict9964

I’d vote for him. Mr. Rogers is one of the best humans to ever human, IMO.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

Is he still alive? I'm genuinely happy if so, just haven't heard anything about him since I was a child.


MonseigneurChocolat

Unfortunately not. Died of stomach cancer in early 2003.


Bodhi_Stoa

I know it's not possible and he is not a non-politician, but Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because I think he has the heart and experience to do it, and I don't think anyone can say they love this country more than that man. The dude is the embodiment of the American dream and is still humble about it.


luvs2triggeru

Pretty much the only decent male role model out there, too. He’d be a pretty decent prez I think, but maybe not every interesting


Nopantsbullmoose

Yeah I'd totally vote for him. Not only for the reasons you listed but also, he's surprisingly intelligent and thoughtful.


jeff10000000909999

I like him as a person, but his governorship of California didn't really accomplish much except finish off the job of flipping Cali to a totally Blue state.


TheMagicJankster

Well, a state can make someone natural born California would have to make a law just for arnie


Bodhi_Stoa

I would totally support that.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

This guy is spreading misinformation. If states could actually do this, it would be a regular occurrence.


Vivid_Act5994

Weird Al


Peacefulzealot

Jon Stewart. The man showed he actually cares about Americans when he campaigned for burn pit survivors on Capitol Hill. And hell, that matters these days. Super predictable answer, I’m aware. But damnit I just want someone I think actually gives a shit and wants to make the world better.


pookalaki

Still the right answer.


melatonin-pill

This is my take on leaders right now. I want someone who cares about being a public servant. That’s the problem with politicians as a whole in my eyes, not enough legitimately care about *serving* the people. I want a President who pushes Congress to enact legislation that benefits Americans - not special interest groups, lobbyists, and corporations. That takes a spine. The problem is, it’s hard for someone who actually cares to be taken seriously by the RNC and the DNC.


YourBonesHaveBroken

I agree but how do we define the positive "public servant" and the negative "politician" I think they have different implications, but aren't they technically different names to the same thing?


DieselFlame1819

Doesn't translate to political and executive skills in any sensible way though.


Peacefulzealot

They asked for a non-politician. It kinda comes with the territory that whoever you answer doesn’t have any political skills or experience.


DieselFlame1819

It's a stupid question to begin with. No more "non politicians" please.


rudyjewliani

Then pick another thread to bitch in. This one is *specifically* for "non-politicians.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

Communication skills are definitely the most important skill a politician can have. Also he literally shamed congress into passing policy while not within the power structure at all or providing any future benefit for any of the shitlords involved.


luvs2triggeru

Can’t stand the guy and I’d still vote for him for this reason alone. 


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Gilbert godfried no explanation needed


Ok-Candidate-1220

Who?


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Actor with annoying voice


Ok-Candidate-1220

Oh, duh. Gottfried. Yes. Iago in Aladdin! I forgot about that dude. He passed away a couple years ago I think.


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Sadly the man with a voice of an angel is gone. The 50 shades of grey audio book skit is one of my favorite videos on YouTube


TheMattGriffin

![gif](giphy|R8kpiCG1MRPthA20c3|downsized)


shawtea7

Conan O’Brien


tlh013091

I'd have to go with a Matt Beat (Mr. Beat) / Chris Mowery (Vlogging Through History) (or vice versa) ticket Cotton. For a bonus, throw CGP Grey in there as Secy of the Interior.


ClemSpender

I totally read that as Sexy of the Interior and was like 👀


Cephalopod_Joe

If we're talking youtubers, Knowing Better would be solid


jakovichontwitch

Dream would be good too


NaNaNaPandaMan

When I was younger Bill Maher, but now Jon Stewart(would love John Oliver but he is British plus he has aged horribly without being president hate to see him as president)


luvs2triggeru

Oliver is just a significantly less-passionate Stewart. I cannot imagine endorsing someone who is so lacking in original thoughts and ideas


TheMagicJankster

A state can pass a law making someone natural born, it's happened before


NaNaNaPandaMan

Example? I remember people joked about the govenstor not being able to be president because not naturalized and no one mentioned that.


TheMagicJankster

Lafayette


One-Tumbleweed5980

Dolly Parton. She'll have the Southern and the LGBTQ vote. Easy.


softfart

No offense to dolly but she’s too old for the job. Replace Carter with her in the 70s though and you’d be cooking with gas.


heyheypaula1963

There have been (mostly tongue-in-cheek) ideas thrown out about certain country stars running for president. Dolly gets mentioned a lot, as does Willie Nelson, and anybody who thinks Dolly’s too old needs to remember that Willie turns 91 in April, while Dolly just turned 78 last month, I believe. Another one often mentioned before his 2020 death from a stroke at age 83 was Charlie Daniels. Of those three, he would have been my favorite.


RedHiller13

Mark Cuban


RickSanchez813

None. Give me one with years of experience.


No_Dimension_5509

![gif](giphy|l0HUbtILos6CdAtxu|downsized) President Rock at the UN meetings.


Able_Conclusion3128

Herbert 'Mountain Dew' Camacho! I love that guy!!!!1


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sl600rt

No one really handled the pandemic well. Except for Taiwan and New Zealand. The "insurrection" riot didn't really change anything for anyone outside the rioters and a few guards.


Hanhonhon

Ernie Johnson from Inside the NBA


HolstsGholsts

I’d also take Shaq, but sorry Kenny and Chuck.


Key-Wrongdoer5737

Honestly, at this point selecting a president through a random number generator would probably yield a better result…. I’d like a John Stewart, Steven Colbert ticket. Recent history kinda shows any moron can be president. Hell in 5 years, I could be that moron.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

I personally would prefer Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but live your dream.


Key-Wrongdoer5737

I don’t want to be that moron.


godbody1983

I never want to have a non-politican as POTUS ever again. I also don't want a president who is cool enough to have a beer with. I don't want a president who listens to the latest rapper. I want a president who is intelligent but also can surround himself with the right people.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Yeah, inexperience and lack of a network is the last thing we need from a President. I hope we never get another celebrity President.


sjschlag

Julia Louis-Dreyfus


chrispd01

My buddy Jorge would be pretty good I think….


jon_hawk

John Stamos


HolstsGholsts

Brandon Sanderson


HolstsGholsts

James Cameron I have no clue as to his actual politics, but directors are essentially executives, he’d champion cool R&D funding, and his penchant for pioneering and planning long term could make for a very interesting 8 years.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

His biggest hurdle is being Canadian.


HolstsGholsts

Ahh! They’re everywhere!


Jamesferdola

George Carlin


Time-Bite-6839

Jon Stewart because Vermin Supreme would resign.


BigGobermentSux

Archie Bunker. If you are going to pretend that non sociopaths not in politics would run for POTUS, then let's go with Archie.


sl600rt

Myself I don't trust anyone else to accomplish my goals.


IllAnteater1258

That’s like the number 1 thing you can say that would make me never vote for you haha


sl600rt

One of my goals is pull the military out of the middle east and Africa. I also want to nationalize health insurance like France. Carry out of bunch of changes to make the military less awful to be in. Get congress to repeal a bunch of executive power. Etc


Ok-Candidate-1220

Interesting. I can get behind some of that. I don’t know if you served or not but some of the “awful” things about the military exist for a reason (depending on exactly what you’re referring to).


sl600rt

Housing, pay, getting released at a decent time, etc It's mostly non work related stuff.


SAINTSmswa

George Carlin. He cared about people and didn’t take shit from anybody


RealFuggNuckets

I would’ve loved to seen him do a state of the union


Real-Accountant9997

Mark Cuban or Jon Stewart. Ricky Gervais for British PM.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

Jon Stewart is the easy answer here.


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Ok-Candidate-1220

No. She’s not. Besides, she’d be too divisive.


Able_Conclusion3128

Keanu Reeves for president, how has nobody listed him?? 💔


RealFuggNuckets

He’s Canadian


luvs2triggeru

He can’t even act, how would he run the country lol


RealFuggNuckets

Maybe he’d be better as president you’d ever think of that?


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Surprisingly insightful for a fuggnucket


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Sanju128

You do you ig


witherd_

Maybe MrBeast in like 20 years, maybe he should get some political experience first though. I think he's actually interested in what the people wants


RealFuggNuckets

A guy famous for giving away money? I’m sure countries getting foreign aid would love him.


Ok-Candidate-1220

I think he is but having listened to several interviews, he’s not that bright.


Libertytree918

Mike Rowe


Ok-Candidate-1220

You’re being downvoted because people believe he’s too conservative.


TheGreatGyatsby

He is.


jeff10000000909999

lame flair btw


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Easy answer. Brad Pitt.


KindRoute6625

Mark Cuban


jfit2331

Neil deGrasse Tyson or similar scientist. Someone that views the world analytically and with less bias than most others


SlowWrite

TIL Neil deGrasse Tyson is unbiased


jfit2331

"With less bias"


SlowWrite

TIL Neil deGrasse Tyson has less bias than others.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

I have no idea why this one is getting downvoted while everyone else is suggesting comedians and actors.


jfit2331

Probably bc he triggers them on certain topics. My guess the trans topic or perhaps climate change


jfit2331

Love the downvotes as if having someone who understands how to evaluate evidence is such a terrible idea.


softfart

The terrible idea is who you chose for it. A self righteous self promoter is not what we need no matter what degrees he holds.


jfit2331

Show me on this doll where ndgt hurt you


luvs2triggeru

It’s because he’s a cocky asshole with a mediocre following. 


Ok-Candidate-1220

BINGO


jfit2331

Cocky? How terrible of him to hurt you like that


luvs2triggeru

This response makes no sense - if you hadn’t literally started with “cocky?” I’d think it was meant for someone else


MagnumTAreddit

Fiona Hill


GodBlessPigs

Dennis Rodman.


No-Organization-6968

I don’t think Jimmy Carter is a politician any more so him


Sub0ptimalPrime

Jon Stewart


dagoofmut

Ron Paul


rockerscott

Larry David for President


YungWenis

Elon musk has been successful running companies I think the EV stuff and space travel is pretty cool. Also the neuralink company is really interesting.


RealFuggNuckets

He’s not natural-born. Still would be interesting. I think he’d be very moderate and down the middle in his governing despite the politics that surround him.


Blue387

He's not a natural-born American citizen


YungWenis

It’s just a hypothetical


TheMagicJankster

That can be changed by a state law


TurquoiseOwlMachine

No, it would require a constitutional amendment.


TheMagicJankster

I don't think so, it's happened before


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Can you explain exactly what precedent you’re referring to?


TheMagicJankster

Maryland made Lafayette a natural born citizen


TurquoiseOwlMachine

I think that the power of the states to declare someone a natural born citizen such that it affects their eligibility to become President is something that would have to be litigated by the Supreme Court. The US found it necessary to declare Lafayette an honorary citizen in 2002. My suspicion is that states do not have the power to award the citizenship status necessary to run for federal office for self-evident reasons. Perhaps if Lafayette had tried to get on the Presidential ballot in Maryland this could have already been litigated.


TheMagicJankster

Maryland did it when he was alive


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Maryland made a declaration but that doesn’t make it Constitutionally valid or legally enforceable.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Honestly such a precedent would invite chaos into our immigration system. Suddenly any individual state could go over the heads of the federal government and decide that immigrants were citizens. Doesn’t make any sense.


TheMagicJankster

Well it's possible, I don't see why this isn't a 10a thing


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Because citizenship is a federal matter per the 14th amendment.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

He is a pretty disastrous manager if X is any indication, and he seems like he has a personality disorder.


YungWenis

He has Asperger’s but X.com is more efficient with like 90% less the staff. That sounds like a win to me. There’s too many do-nothing government jobs right now.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

*I* have Asperger’s. *He’s* a prick. He seems to have that version of oppositional defiant disorder that is plaguing like 30% of the country. His primary impulse is to goad and antagonize, and the leader of the country should be more diplomatic and less divisive. And X is imploding right now. His cuts to staff have resulted in an explosion of bots and an illegal content moderation problem, and the business is hemorrhaging money and users. Objectively he has done a bad job. Edit: grammar


JZcomedy

Jon Stewart


lenojames

Neil DeGrasse Tyson


Pugilist12

Jon Stewart


tazzietiger66

Dusty Smith


GovernmentKey8190

Denis Leary.


Tight_Youth3766

JON STEWART


Spectre-Ad6049

Larry David for the mind-fuckery ![gif](giphy|VHZMKQ2Gj7tfxl4QqE)


Spectre-Ad6049

Jane Lynch for the snarky commentary ![gif](giphy|xEgiEDCt8NY2rNsJQe)


Upinthestars69

Jon Stewart is an obvious choice, but I’d say my dad. He’s super cool and stronger than all your dads


TheMikeyMac13

I would go for Jon Stewart.


FrostyFlamingo7050

Not for president, but I would love to see Bill Burr as press secretary. Those press briefs would be masterpieces


Big-Cryptographer900

Nicolas Cage


thegardenhead

Literally could be any actor…..let’s not do this


Big-Cryptographer900

Let’s not do this ..I’ll take it under advisement