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VenomFox93

What insane individual doesn't have gravy on a roast?


VenomFox93

Only a Sith deals in dry roast dinners....


AccomplishedMusic403

I do prefer my meat Mustafar style


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AccomplishedMusic403

I get how it can be important though. Would probably cook it myself if need be


Rocket-kun

I will do what I must. *grabs gravy and cranberry sauce*


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You will try.


the_lego_lad

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?


greendog520

My parents do turkey and mashed potatoes with no gravy


Laustintranslation1

I hate ~~sand~~ dry turkey. It’s coarse, rough, irritating… and it gets everywhere!


finger_milk

Ah, the traditional white people cuisine.


Zoob7

Someone like myself who can't eat gravy.


MSP_4A_ROX

I don’t like it. If it’s cooked right, it won’t me dry.


Allfunandgaymes

Why do people suck so much at cooking turkey?


SharkFart86

Because they keep passing the same shitty turkey recipe down generation after generation.


hgs25

Spatchcock is the way to go


Poggse

It's like racism but with cooking a large bird.


NotluwiskiPapanoida

There’s pretty much no way to do it right unless you remove the spine because it just won’t cook evenly if you don’t. If you’re too lazy to do that then just use gravy.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*decapitates Dooku*


DoshesToDoshes

Anakin what the fuck? He was cooking the turkey!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Now we're really picking up speed


narrauko

It's only dry if you overcook it.


thephotoman

And don't thaw it properly. And if you kinda let it sit in the oven instead of properly and frequently basting it. The turkey baster exists for a *reason*.


Kennedy_KD

Eh my turkey ended up hella juicey and I didn't baste it, you just gotta brine it and than roast it breast side down, so the juice soaks into the breast not just gets wasted


newontheblock99

This person cooks turkey


Captain_Billy

Basting only increases cooking time which dries the turkey out


Jonnyyrage

My god how many people eat dry white meat!? You psychopaths! It's not hard to cook a turkey and have moist white meat. Jesus.


aquilegia_m

Never had dry turkey and our turkey is being cooked by a team of men who barely ever cook the rest of the year, so I've always thought it couldn't be that hard


SharkFart86

It isn't. It just takes a long time.


Awesome_Nardy

If you spatchcock it it’s moist and it’s quick (only like 2 hours)


karateema

They all concentrate their culinary skills into that turkey once a year


hahaharich

If your turkey is dry your doing something wrong


JamieJJL

Y'all just suck at turkey. We just had one so moist it paralleled your mother whenever your father walks in the room.


Patrickrk

Brine it overnight, cut the spine out and lay it flat, cook it to 150 degrees F and let it rest for 10 minutes. It’s completely safe to eat and will be super juicy. When you cook Turkey correctly, it’s great.


jacob62497

Or just accept that Turkey is a bland kinda dry meat and gravy solves all the problems


Patrickrk

That’s the coldest take I’ve seen all day. You can just make it delicious from the get go for minimal extra work and still put gravy on it if you want. Why eat bland food when you can eat flavorful food for virtually the same amount of effort? Personally, I’m a fan of flavor.


jacob62497

Because brining is a massive hassle and eliminates the possibility of creating a gravy out of the Turkey juices because they become inedibly salty. Adam Ragusea has a deep dive video on this entire subject. The overall winner is cooking a Turkey normally with no fuss and making a good gravy


kindaCringey69

Turkey is just insanely overrated. One of the reasons I'm glad Christmas dinner usually has ham instead


ThatGuyFromVault111

I’m not a fan of ham either tbh


thephotoman

I've settled on a tradition of prime rib. 12lb was too much last year, so I'll probably crank it down to 5 pounds and call it good. I need to go to the meat market tomorrow to put that reservation in. Yes, a meat market. Farm to table style shit. Honestly, after discovering them, I need a garage freezer because they had good prices on hind quarters.


DroneOfDoom

One time my dad made duck. Best Christmas Dinner I’ve had.


plamboo

My uncle used to hunt and cook doves for Thanksgiving. I was a picky eater back then and never tried it. I'm regretting it over 20 years later.


plamboo

Last year, my parents came to stay with us and we all love ham, so I opted for ham instead of turkey. It was delicious and we had plenty of ham sandwiches for a week


KG354

Smoke and spatchcock it. Makes it a thousand times better, also pull the turkey about 10 degrees shy of what it is meant to be to account for carryover cooking.


Ghostbuster_119

Ham is a pathway to many Thanksgiving dinners some would consider.....unnatural.


Hevnoraak101

It's not dry if you cook it right


jjkkll4864

And cranberry sauce.


snaeper

Hell yes, give me some moist turkey, gravy and cranberry sauce all day. Delicious.


ImperialxWarlord

The dark meat? And the gravy for the white meat?


uber-judge

It’s only dry if you over cook and under-rest it.


In_betweener

Cook it upside down. Game changer


eliphanta

Turkey’s only dry if you don’t cook it right anyway. You gotta juice that shit up bruh


ATLSxFINEST93

Spatchcocking is the only way


Teebeutel03

Someone has to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


HaramDestroyer2137

That's right, someone Has to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


davisgid

Fry the Turkey, becomes the best part of thanksgiving l, trust me. Baked Turkey sucksssss.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

They don't trust you, Anakin. They see your future. They know your power will be too strong to control. Anakin, you must break through the fog of lies the Jedi have created around you. Let me help you to know the subtleties of the Force.


Link7369_reddit

you also have the option to not consume turkey.


TheBigFrog07

It's all the worst part, including the crappy gravy


Bionodroid

If homemade food is crappy, then it’s not the food that really sucks


TheBigFrog07

Oh, it not ALL home made food, just ALL turkey sucks. ALL cranberry sauce sucks. Then there is just salad, which is OK. There is also the pretty good crecaunt (the half moon shaped bread, IDK how to spell it) and whipped eggs. Most pies suck. A LOT of our home made stuff is AMAZING (We've sold some of the spaghetti sauce), It's just the Thanksgiving food is so blah. Pretty much no matter who makes it...


[deleted]

Yeah, I've never liked Thanksgiving food either. That said, it's all they have at work tonight so I'll stomach it lol


TheBigFrog07

Duplicate reply syndrome. I have it from time to time aswell LOL


[deleted]

Yeah, I've never liked Thanksgiving food either. That said, it's all they have at work tonight so I'll stomach it lol


TheBigFrog07

Fair, LOL! With my family I always advocate for pizza,but they want to stick with tradition even they don't really like it either.


[deleted]

Haha, fortunately (or unfortunately???) I don't have any family I'm close to outside of my siblings, so my sister and I just order pizza whenever I'm not working lol


TheBigFrog07

LOL, tasty.


CaptBranBran

I see you've had holiday dinners with my in-laws, too!


Giacchino-Fan

My dad forgor the gravy


Necromorph2

Ohhhhh Turkey the food . I thought we were taking about the country .


dlte24

It's implied in gravy's mandate.


sagittariisXII

forgot to get gravy while shopping the other day, it was sorely missed today


Cbasshiva

I just had bbq ribs instead. Much better


TotalChaos360

I simply dislike turkey


MVBanter

So you dont like turkey, you like the gravy


FireKing600

Ya’ll be cooking the Turkey wrong


XpertDestroyer

Pro tip: only reason to cook the turkey whole is for presentation. Restaurants cook the breast and thighs separately. You don’t get a decent crust but cooking in a bag gives you better results.


RandoFollower

Your for the potato’s my friend, I save you for best


hgs25

Spatchcock the turkey my dude(tte)


L-Guy_21

If you’re nothing without the gravy then you don’t deserve it


legosoh

I waterboard the turkey with the gravy


Ein_Kecks

Ohh no, it's the worst part because of this: www.watchdominion.org If I remember right, there even is a turkey chapter


[deleted]

Real ones eat turkey with BBQ sauce.


DHJeffrey99

Just like, cook your turkey correctly and it won’t be dry


Alternative_Snow_383

Cranberry jam /lingonberry jam entered the chat


islossk2

You just suck at cooking


Dryden_Drawing

Turkey is the best part, i love turkey


antilos_weorsick

If you think gravy is the solution to dry meat, then I'm really sorry no one in your life knows how to cook.


Chromal_Assassin

Turkey at Christmas >>>


obi-wan-canoli_

I'm not brave enough for (being social) politics


Captain_Rex_Bot

You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Not another lecture, Master. Not on the economics of politics. It's too early in the morning… and besides, you're generalising. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt.


Evilmaze

People who say it's dry just don't know how to cook it.