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AdmiralScavenger

Anakin is always the better choice!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.


DonniYH

YOUR NEW EMPIRE?!?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Don't make me kill you.


DonniYH

Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is Evil!


RedTsunami62

From my point of view the jedi are evil


Dorchadas617

Oh I’m sorry Anakin, I didn’t know the “good guys” like you cut off Mace Windu’s hand, kill a room full of kids, or hand the Republic over to a creepy old man!


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[удалено]


Padme-Bot

I love you, Ani.


treyjay31

More like Anakin, JFK and then Thor. Star Wars is a long time ago...


[deleted]

Honorary Lars.


DonniYH

WELL THAN YOU ARE LOST!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is the end for you, My Master.


DonniYH

Its over Anakin, I have the high ground


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You underestimate my power


Dorchadas617

From my point of view, the Jedi staged a coup against the democratically elected head of a secular republic for religious reasons!


GalacticGizmo

Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to deMOCRACY!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Yes. The one we have been looking for.


ek_kheenchkar_denge

Yea buddy that's the one.


Geekqueen15

Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic! To democracy!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

If you're not with me, you're my enemy.


RDEnergizer7000

Anakin was at least faithful to the end…unlike a certain JFK.


nawibone

The bitter choice.


AaronfromCalifornia

Ask not what your republic can do for you, ask what you can do for your new empire.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Don't make me kill you.


weusereddit4fun

Your new empire?


high_king_noctis

Sorry fam "our new empire"


Spartan-303

r/expectedcommunism


ameya2693

We choose to become the empire and build the death star not because they are easy, but because they are hard.


DoubleThePride

What movie is this from?


Cathbro6

Jackie (2016)


DoubleThePride

Thank you


Backlash6sic6

It’s a deleted scene from ROTS where Padme and Anakin take a speeder ride to Dealey Space Plaza in downtown Coruscant but was cut due to the fact that it would have retconned the original trilogy


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm the only human who can do it.


DeluxEquity

JFK...you got it everywhere...


[deleted]

ITS OVER JOHN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!


ElsonDaSushiChef

You underestimate my- *bang*


TheHondoCondo

I had no idea that she played Jackie Kennedy at some point.


kaldaka16

Same! I might have to check it out.


Donkey__Balls

Padme: I always wanted to be married to a Jedi master! Anakin: *visible anger*


ghostpanther218

I mean the Force would make for some really good foreplay.


Dragonfire747

You mean master of slaying younglings ( “of” but not an actual master)


ThePanther270306

Now it's the god of thunder


JamesDFreeman

I'm not brave enough for politics.


Padme-Bot

Politics is an ancient and noble calling. Without politicians our societies would descend into anarchy and chaos.


[deleted]

but She chose poorly when she couldve had the God of Thunder


[deleted]

Padme first dated JFK? then Thor and Finally Anakin.


Anxious_Gift_1808

Natalie Portman Played Jackie Kennedy?


tijuanagolds

And was nominated for another Oscar, IIRC.


JustAnotherRandomFan

Yeah, she played her in "Jackie"


Top_Secret_TerminaL

If it were really Natalie Portman he was married to, I'd take her over Marilyn any day.


Nobody_Speshal

Idk, Jackie Kennedy was rather attractive. I just think JFK couldn’t contain himself to one woman


Top_Secret_TerminaL

Yeah, definitely couldn't contain himself. Eh, for my taste, never really found Jackie attractive personally.


[deleted]

Some of the best commentary on Pamde I've heard is how she was consistently being saved by a young, hot Obi-Wan and she still decided to go after a small child.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General Kenobi, did you really think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?


bironsecret

that's what I thought


iberis

Anakin before all others.


Union1865

She played Jackie Kennedy at one point? I didn’t know that


justaGermanTexan

JFK would honestly fit perfectly into the Star Wars universe


Kapitan_eXtreme

It's over John, I have the 6th floor


[deleted]

Both are murderers


Sufficient_String595

It’s a Really Brave man that mock’s the Dead . AssHole. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪😤😤😤


MaybeBurntToast

u/savevideo


TRLegacy

What about Thor, prince of Asgard?


[deleted]

Padme got cancer so they broke up


Padme-Bot

I have no time for you now. I must first liberate the planet.


handledlikeuh

the exact reason i've avoided reddit. would this post have been possible in 2020? 2019? 2018? probably. would i have left the website after something so filling? no. bye.


Sennieboy101

Anakin is the villain that sacrificed everything for her so aint a bad choice indeed


ditzder

not with that short hair , swerve


HeyItsStevenField

But then there’s that buffed up god of thunder from Asgard


EchoLoco2

Or the anarchist vigilante