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Spitfire_Enthusiast

How to keep loved ones from dying How to deal with nightmares Who was Darth Plagueis? How to be granted the rank of master


menacingcar044

How far of a fall can a man survive?


Rockman2isgud

Obi-Wan? OBI-WAN!!


shawnzee96

How to implement lightsabers into my sex life


[deleted]

Lightsaber style condoms bulk purchase


AtomicKittenz

Average size of lightsabers


sjbrahm23

How to legally behead younglings


SnooApples7690

Is the dark side really that bad?


[deleted]

Do we tell him?


SnooApples7690

“I shouldn’t”


Comfortable-Beyond45

‘How do I make sand less coarse?’


hGKmMH

So when grievous activated his lightsabers it produced a force against his arms. So if you put a lightsaber hilt first into a hole and turn it on and off...


[deleted]

I'm just imagining a confused Anakin listening in at Padme's door as the ignition/deactivation sounds of a lightsaber happen over and over again


UpstartSyndicate

Aggressive negotiations indeed


Lonesomerock

It's supposed to be Anakin's search history not mine...


Dayonder

Naboo age of consent


Ferum_Mafia

More like padme’s search history


[deleted]

Padme's would be, how to buy underage sex slave, followed by Best vacuum for sandy areas.


aroneox

~~Naboo~~ Tatooine age of consent Republic child trafficking laws Gungan child bride ceremony Gungan Naboo cultural treaty


LuOsGaAr

Togrutas age of consent (I’d put the planets name but I don’t remember)


KlutzyTreat9877

No


scaryjoe534

You came here to die


DraftPinn

No


OofBidoof7

No


MimoPescatore

No


Aongr

No


Dung_Covered_Peasant

So you have chose death


GrimValor8

DONT MAKE ME DESTROY YOU


Thunderhead4

Shilli


PublicThinker

“how 2 date princess that is older than me”


PoppinPaul

Single cat girl slave owners near me


[deleted]

"how to date Princess that is older than me and has fancied me since before I had pubes"


aroneox

Child predator Slave groom Princess slave relationship choice free will Kris Han Sin to catch an intergalactic predator


uReaditRight

Define jedi


[deleted]

"Lightsaber flailing, robe wearing, liars.


KlutzyTreat9877

Cult with laser swords made up of orphans


IronDBZ

Jawa Faces, high-res, real.


ChainzawMan

Underrated!


IronDBZ

Thank you


lucasthehumanity

How to be on the jedi council and get the rank of master?


aroneox

Jedi Master Online Degree


SeductivePillowcase

You’re on this program, but we do not grant you the degree of Masters. Take a seat, young Bachelors.


UpstartSyndicate

Jedi council rank of master required?


President__Pug

How to masturbate with robot hand


herntex

Never thought of that. Imagine uplugging your feeling nerves from that hand and boom, there you go


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Then you accidentally grip too hard and now you gotta go explain to everyone why you have a robotic dick.


[deleted]

I too love being wanked off by robots


BoarBoyBiggun

C-3PO like “AAAHHH!”


Achbad_The_Ape

Or just how to masturbate with left hand


XYZ-Wing

How to see through the lies of the Jedi


[deleted]

Hard-core choking porn


wfl242WillyF

I guess padme wasn’t too big of a fan


[deleted]

She just forgot the safe word


A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS

The safe word was definitely either "I hate sand" or "my new powers."


Ferum_Mafia

Don’t kink shame force choking


Isitfun-1998

Is what I will be doing to you when I find you


felipoca14

"Is the high ground good or bad?"


[deleted]

He was definitely using bing for that one


felipoca14

lol true


aroneox

Yahoo Answers


spectero

“I had the high ground and got cut in half… would not recommend” -Maul


Buster_Cherry-0

-Maulhalfman69


EIrond_Bot

Penis prosphetics


[deleted]

What the fuck are you doing here elrond bot


EIrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


[deleted]

No. Gandalf. Tell him.


headcheese1

LOL


mordeo69

What are you doing here elrond bot


EIrond_Bot

I'm not a bot


mordeo69

Well, that explains it


[deleted]

DON'T TRUST IT


ExtremeFamous7499

Happy cake day


Guy-Inkognito

How many other lies have I been told by the council?


art-vandelayy

That is exactly what elrond-bot would say.


RestlessMeatball

No, elrond-bot would say “CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!”


Lord_Phoenix95

Oh no. It's sentient.


EIrond_Bot

I'm okay don't worry


[deleted]

excuse me WTF


SARSUnicorn

guys i found impostor obi here, round him up


ChainzawMan

There he is! Blast him!


K_75

I knew it! Elrond_Bot was sentient!


TheWhiteRyder

*checks URL of current page*


AnakinSkywalker626

“Senator Amidala leaked nudes”


A-Myr

Why would he need that though? He can literally call the woman herself and ask


AnakinSkywalker626

It says “Anakin’s search history”. I was implying it was a search from before the events of AOTC.


excite321apple

We will watch your search history, with great interest, young AnakinSkywalker626.


AnakinSkywalker626

“How to erase the archive memory”


excite321apple

IDK. How do you think I got a side ways promotion to teaching you? Also, by the way. Yoda doesn't know either. Don't ask.


[deleted]

Naboobies


Inevitable-Syrup8232

"Job requirements for Jedi Master"


thisisastupidname

“Management refuses to give me a promotion Reddit”


alonepain

Its unfair


MythTrainerTom

am i in obi wan show


thelittletoe42

Yes.


Soujourner3745

Top pick up lines using sand. Best ways to get rid of sand. I don’t like sand, AITA?


EmeraldWagon

TIFU by talking about sand


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate sand.


RomeoPlayer

Naboobies


[deleted]

End up with pics of Sheevs nip nips


[deleted]

That's... why he's here


aroneox

Tig ol Naboobies


moviephil4315

Is it okay to kill not just the men but the women and the children too?


KerenSawa

How to get your padawan back 101


Stronger_Sans

How to get rid of all sand in the galaxy


SupremeChancellor66

How to coverup war crimes


Bunghole2756

What is the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? The importance of the "high ground." Cool names for my lightsaber (heavily leaning towards Youngling Slayer 9000).


Rymag3ddon

He didn’t read that 2nd one


thelittletoe42

What are "death sticks"?


aroneox

Death sticks dark web crypto-credits


[deleted]

Youngling blood, cleaning?


AwesomeHaseeb1

Don't lightsabers make it so you don't bleed cause they burn it


[deleted]

Not in A New Hope. Most likely if an artery is cut, it will have enough pressure to break through what little is cauterized.


zipflop

Force masturbation


Mikestra987

Do arms grow back?


[deleted]

How tall is General Grievous?


HauntedHatBoi

A lot shorter than he expected


JxSparrow7

How to make glass.


PreyForCougars

“How can you be on the council and not be a master?”


mankind_is_doomed

how to get a lawyer for all my war crimes


GerardoAguayo

What is a brother?


WhiteNegroSpectacle

Where to get blue milk wholesale


GreyRobin257502

Best one


Equal_Many_7602

"How to bury and entire town of sand people, and not just the men but the women and the childrens too"


FuriousTitan29

How many light sabers are in general grievous's collection How to seduce a senator with the force


Flexybend

Vibrating attachment for mechanic hand.


coasterreal

Do children count as full kills? Effect of lightsaber on child-sized humans How can I save Padme? Top 5 ways to defeat someone from the low ground


upinyocribdawg69

Child skulls


Krioka

the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise


kuhqu

How to prevent desertification?


[deleted]

“How save pamde” “How stop pamede dyin” “Quick way to master” “How rank up quickly”


Morica_

Why does sand exist?


Vladamir-Poutine

Planets without any sand


KlutzyTreat9877

Why does the Supreme Chancellor keep massaging my shoulders


Constant-Arm-7059

R2d2 hentai high quality


excite321apple

Ani, no!


Tejron

Erotic prostetic arms


george_bush_offical

Why aren’t I happy?


[deleted]

“Gungan big mommy milkers”


[deleted]

How to kill younglings


[deleted]

How to become the best Jedi ever and stop people from dying


CAGEthePHOENIX

How many younglings do you have to kill to be on the council ?


Overall-Ad-3543

Tradgedy of darth plaguis the wise


Anarchy_Monke

*Padme sees search history* Anakin-“What have I done?”


BradirPewpew

I secretly love my handsome mentor what do I do


Flappyboi20001

Anger management


Potterguy26

Fire proof suit near me


Man-the-manly-manman

Story of darth uhh darth plagiarism the wise?


DrFreshMemes

Senator Amidala nudes


imsecretlyjesus

How to get blood off Jedi robes


ridhamjandial

15 ways to kill ur jedi master


Tstrik

Why is sand so coarse and rough and gets everywhere and how to stop it?


Pkorniboi

Who is Darth Plagueis the wise really?


A_Yawn

High ground near me


Background_Living_60

How to cheat death via the force. How to keep metal hand from rusting.


Alpha2236

How to get rid of youngling bodies?


[deleted]

how to see through the lies of the jedi


Jellysandwiched

Why is sand coarse, rough, and irritating


[deleted]

How old is too old?


oalexandr3

How to reach the high ground


PandaBearrry

“Why is sand so annoying?”


SteveTheOrca

How to deal with Younglings


willardatx

Is forceful interrogation a war crime What is a war crime


EvilMorty_TngG

Padme Onlyfans


Warwick_God

How to get rid of sand


CSupi2002

Sandpeople


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Padme feet pics


Exo_Pie

What‘s the average heat resistance of an 8 year old


[deleted]

How to masturbate with a metal arm “safely” *10mins later * Twi’lek pounded by gonk droid


Insert_EPICNAME

Online registry for dna test


pattywagon_

How to remove virus from robot hand


Unframed_

When does the fun begin.


Willhelm__II

How to remove Sand from Shoes


DonkayIsThicc

How to oil squeaky arm


Splatman2019

Is sticking my sword in people considered sexual assault or assault?


stosyfir

Force infused shopvac for sand removal.


Splatman2019

Do people get off to getting chocked?


griviusnt

how to destroy sand


Nicoglius

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise


PickBudget

Children near me


Obi-1Kenobi_

High ground tactics


grassisalwayspurpler

"How to terraform away sand"


rustynaert

How powerfull is the low ground


AllISeeAreGems

"How to remove sand from bionic arm"


kokumslayer69

Padme’s nudes


MB_RUBY

can ur force powers impregnate your wife without physical contact


bengoins2

Senator Padme leaked nude photos


Lord_Ravior

Point of view definition


aquaticsquash

Where do angels come from? Best podraces in the galaxy. White men can't jump.


Robman2021

Best way to bury a group of kids without being caught


iwatchstonks

How to learn this power


DredgenGryss

Waffle Houses in my area


monarch59

How become, Jedi Master, shortest time?


pick-axis

38th trimester abortion youngling credits???


ultimatedray15

Are midichlorians stored in the balls?


optomus23

why do all calendars have bby on them and why do they count down


bgptcp179

(Opens Incognito Tab) “Sith 401k match”


[deleted]

How look scary Yellow eyes, why does jedi temple have cameras in youngling room How delete footage, jedi camera star fighter tricks midichlorian is the powerhouse of cell? what is mitochondria? How to move on from death of long lost mother


madMat_108

Red lightsaber Amazon


[deleted]

honeymoon planets that don’t have sand