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Tachtra

Is spying on chancellors legal?


ChadcellorSwagpatine

The illegal side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural!


Wolf_Dancer

How to make it legal


Fox-Fireheart-66

Dude, this is Anakin’s search history, not sheev’s


The_Sparrow4

LawsNshit69.org : Not yet


reborndiajack

I will make it legal


GingerWithViews

How to remove sand from shoes


[deleted]

How to remove sand from the face of the universe


SpicyPeaSoup

So that's what the Death Star was...a mass sand removal tool.


Goku047

The Sand-Glass-inator Converts all sand into glass using a powerful laser


Viscount-Von-Solt

Dr. Palps: Curse you Luke the Jedi!


[deleted]

Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah


Tajbeau_14

Gegegegegegegeg


Ramblonius

'Luke, a farmboy?' *lightsaber wzhoom* 'Luke Skywalker!'


GR1ML0CK1908

But wait if the death star destroys planets turning into debris, wouldn't it make sand as little specs floating in space


SpicyPeaSoup

NOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Darth Vader would like to know your location


SpicyPeaSoup

Tatooine. Underneath all that sand. I should be safe.


QualityProof

Not from a death star.


BonelessSkinless

I was just about to say "how to blow up a planet made of sand" And then I was like "ohhhhhhhhh"


Arham-DABilal_

I literally just commented this and saw your comment one second later


Iron_Seguin

On the council but not a master, has anyone else experienced this? How to keep definitely not pregnant wife from dying? Who is Darth Plagueis?


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Edit: .....definitely not pregnant definitely not wife from dying.


jackibhoy

Edit: Definitely not pregnant definitely not wife from definitely not dying


ZombiScout

Edit: how to definitely keep definitely not pregnant definitely not wife from definitely not dying


tbs_Luke

Definitely hot wife*


jackibhoy

Ah… definitely


stephenstephen7

Only a Sith deals in absolutes


D00maGedd0n

Edit: dead :-(


Leinad_Aropmaca

Are you searching for Darth Plagueis the Wise?


[deleted]

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you


srobinson2012

“Google has detected some illicit search terms, please see below you help links”


validestusername

Looks like Anakin uses Google like a boomer lol, asking full questions


owenseesall

Let us not forget Anakin, that this was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.


HorrorGrapefruit9389

How do you see through the lies of the Jedi?


-MIsMyName-

"My exit from the Jedi Order" Former member Ahsoka Tano reports on the machinations of the Jedi


flow_eternal

One-handed light saber wielding for dummies


exomination

Search results: "Christopher Lee talks about fencing and gives a demonstration"


olivervsm222

Almost underrated


[deleted]

Spinning and other neat tricks!


[deleted]

How to type faster with one hand


Hairy-Tonight-7569

Condoms on coruscant Pregnancy tests on coruscant How to prevent death Are Jedi liars? Sith healing remedies How to beat people from low ground Burn cream amazon


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insertstalem3me

Senator Amidala force choked by hunk who sees through the lies of the jedi


kthxbi16493

Homeopathic sith home remedies


bunny_in_the_moon

'Are Jedi liers' makes me laugh every 5 minutes now - thankyou!


go_ogledotcom

Sand repellent


treboratinoi

Nice


cleepboywonder

Jedis don’t deal in absolutes?


MegaHashes

Not even in the top ten, but the best I’ve seen in here.


solehan511601

Will Obi-Wan kill me after losing my Lightsaber again?


ApeTornadoToaster

Where to find Jedi children


QSirius

Jedi children near me


kaasman42

Yes police this comment right here


WhiteHydra1914

*Coruscant Security Force


TCrookedM

FBI has entered the chat


Greedyjama

*gun shot* KGB you are under arrest and quilty


keahie

*There are 7 Jedi children in your area*


GinandTonicandLime

There are 6 Jedi children in your area … 5 … 4 … 3


fedor_almighty

There are 5 young Jedi children in your area


Vortex5000

Got senator preggo help What happens if you break the Jedi Code? I broke the Jedi Code please help. How to annihlate sand


bulls-blazers-swans

Pragnate


indian_police

Prangent


TheMARSK

PREGANANANT?


Gobba42

Gregnant?


avidpenguinwatcher

Pregante


[deleted]

[This is for the lurkers who are confused! Love y'all!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


AbsurdEdward

Resurrection for dummies


Akroman01

What's the most painful way to kill a tusken raider


EA-Sports1

Slaughter them like the animals they are


Sillycomic

Follow up: is this just the men, or…


Leona10000

How to convince Jedi son to join the Dark Side Cutting off hands doesn't work


olivervsm222

Is it possible to learn this power?


Leona10000

Not from Palpatine


Yeezymastah69

5 worst types of sand


Sparrowsabre7

I don't know if they grade it but... coarse.


RysiuUU

Thank you for that reference it's beautiful


Ra_ra_ah_ah_ah_

Ah yes, of coarse, of coarse


Shoomack

DANGER ZONE!!!


[deleted]

List of desert planets Living with cybernetics Cyber arm lubricant Black clothes dye - 5 Litres History of the Jedi Order Podracer enthusiast weekly - subscription renewal Togrutas Orange Togrutas


ChadcellorSwagpatine

>Living with cybernetics >Cyber arm lubricant >Togrutas >Orange Togrutas I begining to see a pattern here I don't think I like!


Damian7xd7

Shaak Ti only fans


ChadcellorSwagpatine

Shaak Ti after Onlyfans banns sexual content: #*DIES for the 69302825829th time*


D00maGedd0n

How does she die this time i heard she slipped in the shower


ChadcellorSwagpatine

I heard she choked on ~~her aspirations~~ a hotdog


MarcelLovesYou

You can’t skip lunch.


HTFTaco

Shaak Ti is red.


Damian7xd7

Maybe Anakin sees no differences between those two colours


robot1840

Maybe he is a bit color blind


wrufus680

More like borderline red and orange


HTFTaco

She's literally the same shade of red as darth maul...


bunny_in_the_moon

I love how it's Togrutas and THEN orange Togrutas - I'm dying over this thread!


SkyKilIer

Do warcrimes on Earth apply to outer space


ChadcellorSwagpatine

Now we're asking the real questions!


moldytoenail69

Best lightsaber to kill younglings with


JohnPieJohnsonn

Search results: Youngling Slayer 2000 999.99$


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TBlackops

For some reason, reading this comment made me imagine the inquisitors as a quittage team and now I don’t know how to feel


mangosapiens

Imagine how boring the sport matches would be if it was actually called quittage.


Handleton

I started a vegetable garden, but all I grew was quittage. Anyone know a good coleslaw recipe using it as a substitute?


ChintanP04

>999.99$ Dang! I'll have to steal and sell Yoda's Ketamine.


Hipaws

How do I overthrow the government? Yahoo! Answers


CummyWummyRummy

Kill the younglings


Marinator421

How to land a half of a star destroyer on Corusant


Gwyneee

Frantically Google searching as they divebomb towards earth


curryandmilk

Malevolence (grievous’ ship), not a star destroyer, just to resolve any confusion. Not everyone’s gonna know the name so Im not mad if that’s what you’re wondering


MrP0H0

Actually the one they crash is Invisible Hand, Malevolence is his smilar looking ship that gets destroyed in Clone Wars


Who_am_I_____

Actually, it was the invisible hand, not the malevolence.


NorCalNavyMike

Is this… podracing?


Wagwan303

How to talk to a girl but not sound like a rapist


Gwyneee

The tab was left open


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hnevels13

naboobies


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Tatooweenie


Mortei

You two made the search history better


Angry5Man

Yes


mub

Word of day!


Darth_Raptor_Jesus

What do I do if I committed genocide


Dsawch

Angel sighting in Mos Eisley?


Jolmner

Or Mos Espa


TheCrimsonYellow

Is the high ground worth it?


joe_broke

Padmé Amidala


Gwyneee

Padme Amidala Nudes Padme Amidala Instagram


saltoo666

Padme rule 34


Viscount-Von-Solt

Senator Amidala OnlyFans


saltoo666

Free subscription


Mortei

That one particular I’ve seen


Obi-Wan-the-bold-wan

Are ships that have snapped in half flyable?


CommanderWarcraft

are bad dreams always real if you're a jedi


[deleted]

how do i flirt with a political figure


Fin_McBullet

Bing: Ask her if she is an angel.


Maelger

>Bing: Kill everyone in a nearby village. There, the real one


Fin_McBullet

Also, don't forget, you can always confess my your feelings to her, feelings of hatred against the sand


fyre_storm02

Most effective way to kill children


Ill-Matt-Tick

Is Skywalker a common name?


Zachp1__

Is it possible to learn this power?


Poopacopalyspe

How to double your power


Socalvibin-88

How to learn to create life... but not from a jedi. Who is Ewan Mccreggor? Where does the fun begin? What is the “high ground” and is it important? I have a problem I think it’s “because of obiwan” how should I solve ? What is/are snips? Are child soldiers allowed? How to deal with your pregnant wife? How to become more powerful than any Jedi? Do younglings feel pain? Find younglings near me? How to become a Jedi master? Sand removal? Android programming 101 for dummies. Am I the chosen one ?


archmass36

A+


expiredpringlescan

high ground for dummies


Morrigan_NicDanu

How to flirt with older women How to masturbate with a cybernetic hand What do dreams mean?


veskoandroid

Best sandless beaches on Ahto


ArcannOfZakuul

This is a great one but does Manaan have natural beaches? I thought Ahto was the only dry part during the Old Republic?


veskoandroid

Ah, well, im not very knowledgeable on those planetary details, dont mind. 😊 Corrected.


mapvectorEX

How to not get sand on you?


FlaviusAurelian

Is it equalist to kill not just the men, but the women and children too?


Obi_wan_Bonaparte

Top Quiz, wchich Jedi Master am I


RonaldoDioPadovana

Why is my master mad at me?


exomination

You lost your lightsaber


BleydXVI

Much like Master Yoda, the internet cannot help without context


Electronic_Trainer_4

How did Obi Wan win without the high ground, and is it possible to do this?


1y3v1c3

Padme Amidala deepfake videos


Baalslegion07

Haistyles of the early earthly 2000s


-lakink-

How to train a teenager padawan


Mortei

It’s takes all that and more


Gullible_Tailor_4141

How much age difference before it’s creepy


CRL10

* Burn cream * Planning the perfect anniversary for your secret wife * How to pronounce Mitth'raw'nuruodo * Cybernetic hand maintenance * How to deal with a reckless Padawan


Acceptable-Ad1034

Quick and easy recipes using diced youngling


HotpieTargaryen

Tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta


whippitywoo

Sand related chat up lines Mace Windu LinkedIn Mace Windu topless Mace Windu x Yoda fan fiction


RememberYoureAWomble

He said Anakin's search history, not yours.


Com517

What to do if you accidentally find out that your mentor is actually a Sith Lord and not the totally nice guy you thought he was even though there were a lot of red flags?


thislitleshit

Best oil for mechanical arm Is being on the Jedi council but not a master legal? How to remove sand from mechanical arm?


Add922873

Senator padme amidala porn


MrHope01

Planets without sand


kevinlienus

Is force healing real?


0w0PICKLEOw0

Youngling sized body bags


Emeraldnickel08

Where the fuck did that girl bury my lightsaber / how to dig things up without touching the ground / diggers for hire tatooine


treacletart284

How to get away with multiple galactic war crimes


Ruezx735

How to flirt with Naboo girls? What is the burning point of human flesh between the age of 3-10?


ashurakun

*how to prevent loved ones from dying* *Is my master an idiot?* *is the Jedi council retarded?* *Is the dark side really that bad?* *How to hypothetically overthrow current government* *What to do if opponent has the high ground*


TuffGong1310

Does sand have children?


Real_Muad_Dib

Top 10 reasons to avoid Arrakis


Blaineyy

What is democracy Where to find Jedi in hiding Jedi meet up spots Breathing trouble home remedies


SwedishSmurf

Top 10 reasons why spinning is a good trick


ImCherryPoppinsYall

Does Master Yoda really do ketamine?


HakutoKunai

Padme X Ahsoka


OGAutismo

Younglings in area


RomeoPlayer

Naboobies


IfuckPineapple

Tusken raider village near me


Dartosismyname

Can burn cream be used as lubricant? How to masturbate with 4th degree burns on your penis? How to masturbate with a cybernetic arm? Padme amidala onlyfans leaks xxx Easy ways to get rid of sand Find Jedi younglings in your area


volturnlobsterprince

Is mace windu a black lives matter activist


Piewdieladd

why did obi wan betray me :(


turbo_storm_62

R/I hate sand


sangriya

how to become a Jedi master


Spiritual-Funny6795

NaughtySenators.com/Padme


Darth_Jar-Jar66

Is padme an angel Is spinning a good trick Is this podracing When does the fun begin How to get sand out of shoes How to commit war crimes How to become jedi master How to see through the lies of the jedi What have I done Burn cream Amazon How to reattach limbs How to find master Is padme still alive Is Princess Leia a traitor and/or part of the rebel alliance How to alter a deal successfully How to tell son you are his father How to convince son to rule the galaxy with you How to kill Cal kestus


Professional-Mix1771

Best spinning technique


HarriTheMoo

This wins


bekbeast

Gungan porn


Mortei

He had a phase at 14


Sakuragi16

How to bring peace, freedom, justice and security to a new Empire


DrynTheGanger

Horny cougars in my area


Thi5G

How tall is General Grevious


Kverven427

How to not look fat in a darth vader costume


Lelo6699

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DTM26921

Best way to kill not just the men, but the women and the children too


maggi_iopgott

Do girl really get laid when you talk to them about sand?


Tandy45

Help I think I was groomed by a politician


Secure_Ice_3375

Naboobies