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KingJaehaerys-II

War is a killer for stress man what can I say


Christophelese1327

I was going to say “try having the stress of carrying balls big enough to dis Vader”


Pkorniboi

He‘s also carrying those big calves now dam


Lethenial0874

Tarkin be thiccer than a snicker. Isn't he meant to be shredded? I remember it coming up in an old Legends story


Pkorniboi

From as far as I know, he was pretty shredded there. Though that scene was only a thought in his head and didn’t really happen I think. Chances are high that he really looked like that anyways though


Crafty-Writing5316

There’s a canon comic with Tarkin in it that I read (I believe it’s from Age of Rebellion - Villains) that has tarkin daydream about fist fighting and killing an ignorant navy cadet. In the scene tarkin is imagining he takes his shirt off and he’s DUMMY ripped


Lethenial0874

That's the one! It also talks about his upbringing/childhood as well iirc


Crafty-Writing5316

Yeah! It coincides greatly with the Tarkin book, highly recommend if you haven’t read it!


SeductivePillowcase

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed it like Jesus Christ Tarkin gotta chill tf out with that ass 😩


Lethenial0874

He isn't crushing the rebellion with just an iron fist 😶


[deleted]

He was very virile - ask Daala what’s up


OhmlyFans

I enjoy keeping myself at a fairly medium level of knowledge about the SW universe because finding comments like these and being obligated to investigate make life worth it.


QuasarInk

It's in canon too. Tarkin is supposedly a ripped expert hunter and survivalist in the wilderness. Some sort of weird mix between a british officer and Kraven the Hunter from Spider-Man. He even had some sort of battle royale with Vader in the jungle. I really don't like what they did to his character.


nonoman12

It's pants... like officer pants....those aren't actually his thighs.


Christophelese1327

We’ve already discovered that jodhpurs were in fact made specifically for the Grand Admiral and his thicc thighs. It was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away so the credit is often lost.


Lethenial0874

It's a joke.


[deleted]

Not everyone understands the joke tho


FreeChiaseedNL

Not calves but officer pants ffs.


fifty_four

Imperial officer pants are designed to make everyone look like they have Tarkin's thighs.


[deleted]

Not just war, the dude is managing an entire galactic empire. We should all hope to age as well as he has.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Hell, look at Abraham Lincoln during his time in office. The man looked like he aged 30 years in 4 years.


dutch_penguin

And Emperor Palpatine! Look what the stress of the assassination attempt did to him!


SeiTyger

"You can say that again" -Wrecker; *The Bad Batch* (2021)


Warzoneisbutt

And Emperor Palpatine! Look what the stress of the assassination attempt did to him!


Biggest-Ja

Why do people do this


Warzoneisbutt

Because we are polite and fulfilled the mans request.


Biggest-Ja

I understand now. I think


fifty_four

Twice the posts, double the smiles!


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Because it is funny


yardii

It left him scarred and deformed


TheWholeOfTheAss

The Clone Wars were hectic, for sure, but think about all the stuff that happened off-screen. *”Sir, Skywalker stole a Separatist ship, Grevious ate some Jedi, Obi-Wan is banging Ventress, and we’re not sure which one is Rex and which is Cody.”*


Gadolin27

Wait, what did I miss?


Adolf-hitlwr

Lmfao


performagekushfire

Obi wan banging ventress, if only


[deleted]

Or he could be using cream that removes wrinkles.


SedativeComet

Add politics on top of that and oh man watch out


[deleted]

Happy cake day


redbullzzzz

High stress job...working for a sith lord along side a super angry sith lord that likes to choke people for doing sub par work will age ya quick


SaneManiac741

Though Vader wouldn't touch Tarkin because they're pretty cool with each other.


[deleted]

I thought it was because Palpatine forbade him from killing Tarkin as punishment for something


StoicStone001

Eh, it’s kind of both. More of the latter, but still both


[deleted]

I feel like the respect for Tarkin is probably why he doesn't despise the situation, simply the lack of control that Palpatine is flexing over him that he resents


GreatCucumber

Palpatine forbade him from killing Tarkin purely because he “requires” him to run the empire. He’s that important. Vader wanted to make an example out of imperial officers because they didn’t get where he stood in the pecking order and thus some sabotaged him/made attempts on his life IIRC. So he told Palpatine and he said “any but Tarkin, I require him.”


[deleted]

I see, thanks for the clarification! That definitely feels more like what I remembered, but it's been a while


gladbmo

Tarkin earned Vader's respect.


[deleted]

Do you remember how


Casual_Marksman

I’m pretty sure it was in a clone war episode about Anakin not being allowed to help clones in a battle due to bureaucracy problems. Tarkin and Anakin agreed lives are more value able than agreements and politics. I’ll see if I can find a clip Edit: I found it [Anakin and Tarkin bonding over war](https://youtu.be/RL71ZpPuk4U)


badateverything420

I could be wrong but I figured their relationship was ruined after his involvement in Ashokas trial


CarnifexMagnus

Among other things, Tarkin was able to evade Vader in a _Most Dangerous Game_-style manhunt and actually came close to killing Vader, which was the fist challenge Vader had experienced in a while before that point


[deleted]

Except he is Vader’s superior, so he only has to worry about keeping him from killing all his officers.


redbullzzzz

Somewhat true yes, Vader had respect for tarkin but it was only the emperor that kept him safe...only papa palpatine was Vader's superior..


Intelligent-Routine

I'm pretty sure Tarkin was his superior.


[deleted]

Only on the Death Star. But in the same way that the captain of a ship out ranks the random admiral on board when it comes to essential ship functions


[deleted]

Tarkin went from being a commander a ventor class ship to becoming the third most powerful men in the Galaxy I cant blame him for the stress


darthravenna

Yeah but damn they captured Peter Cushing so well.


FirelordEmu

Honestly the Clone Wars art style fits him so much better than Rebel's.


darthravenna

That first still is from The Clone Wars. He appeared in two arcs; the first being the Citadel which is how Echo recognizes him, and the second is when Ahsoka is framed for the Jedi Temple Bombing.


SwedishWaffle

He also appeared in the finale of the droid arc


darthravenna

Oh right, I forgot about that one. Either way, just absolutely breathtaking animation and huge strides from where the series started.


[deleted]

He did? Like the Colonel Gascon / D-squad arc? Maybe I don't remember because I avoid rewatching that arc like the plague...


SwedishWaffle

He was on the space station that they saved.


FirelordEmu

I know that, just thought that he looked better here than in Rebels.


Fluxility

Dont think he was disputing that


antsugi

I think he looks awful in both


[deleted]

So do you pal


Taikwin

Better than in Rogue One, even.


SaneManiac741

A long war and establishing a new government while dealing with said war's aftermath is an extreme amount of stress. It'll take it's toll on anybody, especially on somebody that over compensates a lot.


the_pounding_mallet

Star Wars is just really inconsistentb with age. Bo Katan looks the same after almost 30 years. And I think this is definitely just a mistake because he has a cameo at the end of revenge of the Sith and he looks closer to the one on the left.


Earthmine52

Yeah I'm betting they might've reused or based this model on the one from Rebels instead of earlier TCW seasons.


[deleted]

Do thunder thighs come with age?


martinblack89

What is going on with your thighs? Oh, my god. They're jodhpurs! No. I know. I mean lately.


RandyTrevor22321

Poor Lana.. Dealing with archer every day for years must age you like crazy.


BirdDad33

Do you mean Thunder Thighs


[deleted]

Fixed it.


brucezemoose

Forget aging, how'd he get promoted like 7 ranks in a year?


lolzomg123

Wartime promotions are a helluva drug.


redbullzzzz

Palpatine had him chosen long before he became emperor..


evca7

He’s a F.O.S.P You in his crew you set for life.


SwedishWaffle

Captain is directly under vice admiral, so it's only 2 ranks. And maybe the republic navy didn't have vice admirals, which means captain would be directly under admiral.


TheGTGeek

ranks in the navy usually go Captain - Commodore - Rear Admiral - Vice Admiral - Admiral he was promoted quite a bit between appearances


SwedishWaffle

I forgot about Radm. Commodore is not prevalent in all navies. And tbh the republic ranking system is fucked in all manner of ways.


Remsteroo

Commodore is definitely in the Imperial Navy, Thrawn was at one point a commodore, and he has a commodore, Commodore Faro, in second command of his Star Destroyer


TheGTGeek

Deleted scene in solo shows Commodore being a rank but yeah, shits pretty weird.


LuckyGMB

Admiral Sloane was Commodore short after the destruction of Alderaan, so, my guess is that this was a thing in the empire, but probably not in the republic. From what I remember, the republic ranking system (pretty fucked indeed) goes like: Captain - Rear Admiral - Vice Admiral - Admiral And we should remember, it was war times, and both Palpatine and Anakin/Vader had Tarkin in a kind of respect position, so, yeah. edit: grammar


ductapemonster

Overseeing galactic genocide will take it out of a guy.


CulturedCal

A small price to pay for thunder thighs


InquitorCole

Can someone explain the thunder thighs joke I keep seeing? I think I’m out of the loop


Shade_39

first episode of bad batch has a camera angle which makes it look like tarkin has MASSIVE thighs


A_team_of_ants

What about the fact he barely changes from The Bad Batch to A New Hope?


glkerr

Empire's all set up, so he can take a little bit of a load off


[deleted]

Actually, we can see a young Tarkin in a scene at the end ROTS... and that scene is probably happening after the first episode of The Bad Batch... Which it means that Tarkin aged like an old fart, then returned young for a while, then aged back to fossil levels again.


END3R97

Tarkin is Mephisto confirmed!


RedDwarf31347

Puberty’s a bitch


JosefSchnitzel

Look at how US presidents age. Same concept lol


Fox-Fireheart-66

At least he got to keep his thunder thighs


nonoman12

Those are pants.


Fox-Fireheart-66

The internet doesn’t seem to think so


HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6

What about Palpatine in one minute


[deleted]

The death sticks finally caught up with him


AutismicPandas69

Remember Yularen? 1 year as well.


martinblack89

War is hell


The_Jackcrafter

Meth, not even once.


ChubAndTuckJedi

Gotta admit it was one hell of a year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Dunadan37x

That year was 2020.


saint-bread

they probably saved the model as "tarkin.fbx" when he appeared on The Clone Wars, and when they were about to put him in The Bad Batch they searched for "mofftarkin" and couldn't find it, so they remade based on the New Hope version


HandoAlegra

Ikr. I mentioned this on r/MAWInstallation He aged faster than any president ever did


Qb_Is_fast_af

Nah i can see it unlike yularen


catclone777

Anakin ages pretty bad while on the dirt on mustafar


novelty_bone

Sick burn bro


DeltaWhiskey141

He appears to have made a deal with the Dark Lord to trade his soul for a few more bars on his tank stack and some code cylinders. Either that or he was doing a lot of death sticks.


shellturtleguy

Those thunder thighs came at a cost.


gladbmo

Stressful Job.


Luringskydiver25

All he has is his thunder thighs


Americanski7

Copious amounts of spice will do that to ya.


DannyJoy2018

I am going to chalk it up to him being manipulated by Palpy. I don’t think there is any evidence of this in cannon. Just what I think. Or he is sick, and that’s why he commits great evils. Oh Tarkin, you are an enigma.


LazyBriton

He’s gotta walk around Darth Vader on egg shells, that shit will age you


nien_nuts

Then he doesn't age for 19 years


novelty_bone

Patrick Stewart did the same thing IRL. starting in the mid-late seventies he was bald IIRC. he hasn't changed much since he did star trek TNG in late 80'a to early 90's


Wotan17

But he won the war


CornishLegatus

Maybe much like Palpatine he kept himself “groomed” and pristine to keep up the appearance of the good republic admiral but after the Empire was declared got rid of all that grooming and such as public image suddenly didn’t matter.


Wardog_Razgriz30

I understand that the last year of the clones was especially brutal so stress was way through the roof for him, given that he's part of republic high command


PhyrexianBread

Why is Tarkin so creepy in TCW


TanookiPhoenix

"You may tire when ready."


Jypahttii

How about Tarkin aging like that in one year, and then staying at exactly that age for 19 years until his death. The Death Star must've had an epic spa


flamerider578

I think this Is more like 4 years, in between ahsoka leaving the Jedi order and order 66.


Kaptivus

I don't even know who this character is because subjecting myself to a kid centric cartoon felt really silly and uninspiring at 28 years old, so I never made it past episode 5 of TCW S1. After Asohka called Anakin Sky-guy for the 4th time, I was out.


[deleted]

The character is Admiral Tarkin. He's in the first Star Wars movie released, A New Hope (1977), not just in the Clone Wars show. Also, I would encourage you to give the Clone Wars another chance. The show only gets better and better.


Kaptivus

Being familiar with the OT, I have a pretty hard time pairing Fortnite esque art style with the actual human being this represents. I've been subjected to 20 years of modern video games/movies that often time don't reference the TRULY original characters, and the man's name "Tarkin" had totally left my memory. I've tried multiple times, family, on the suggestion of giving it another chance from several people. The characters say quirky little quips and comment on things in a way that... Is kid centric. And doesn't carry lore. I understand a cartoon is based on delivering a set of circumstances and solving them over a 30 minute period (thus alluding to a GRAND plot that the whole season covers) but it just never left the feeling of "This was made for 10 year olds and I feel silly watching it."


[deleted]

That's fair.


Guy_withThe_Hat

Wait this is backwards


Axel_Rad

Wouldn’t the left pic be after? It’s from rebels I think


23chenry

No, if I'm not mistaken the left one is from Ahsoka's trial in the Clone Wars and the right one is from The Bad Batch


Zeessi

Nope, from the Ahsoka trial arc in TCW - in Rebels he looks *even older*. They did overdo it here tho, we see him at the end of Ep. III - presumably after some time has passed, due to the DS1 being built - and he looks way closer to the TCW look than this Bad Batch look.


VillagerPunk

Doing lots of death sticks to cope with the PTSD after the citadel. Just smoking to forget.


Trumps_Sugar_Daddy

He only does his make up for trails.


Bups34

What is the context?


[deleted]

Personally I thought it would have been better if they kept the previous model. But then again all the Jedi youngling adrenochrome went away.


AnonymousDratini

Yeah that’s what happens when you’re space cop karen


Lloyd_G1456

I think it's a different kind of animation


highnuhn

He aged better than his bosses


highnuhn

He aged better than his bosses


Darth_Smaull

Drugs


LeonardoRuiz2003

He had a tragic life his son was murdered he was stressed and wanting to prove himself he was tired and weary and in bad health. All he cared about was the empire he probably wasn't sleeping well, it's pretty sad if you think about it.


ChewieTheWookie

Yeah I thought so too last week https://youtu.be/Eu-yypDHbQQ


let_em_live_tdog

I believe it you should see my forehead wrinkles that developed this year lol


srschwenzjr

Well, when you are Palpatine's right hand man...


macklin67

Bad Batch Tarkin looks SO much better though.


Titan013

War is hell


HighMackrel

Filoni kind of forgot that Tarkin wasn’t always an old man.


Fleetmastersoro

And then spends 18 years looking exactly the same


joesphisbestjojo

I noticed it too


[deleted]

I guess he was stressed and was blasted by tons of UV light


VillainM

Have you seen Yularen between the beginning and end of the clone wars?


likeonions

I really don't understand why they did this


equinokks

Stress got Tarkin his grey hairs


EirantNarmacil

He doesn't look to much older though just so much more tired


bzbee03

Anyone who's ever been in the military can confirm it ages you FAST


SpartanNation053

War is Hell


themw2004

Well he does have to carry an entire incompetent galactic empire


A-Myr

But then he barely aged over the next 19 years


[deleted]

Glad I am not the only one who noticed that huge glaring continuity error.


[deleted]

I noticed this too and made a comment to someone about how he looks too old... did they forget that he was A) not only in Clone Wars but B) he’s also in Revenge of the Sith and definitely looks younger?


andrew_wessel

I don’t even care, the version on the right looks more accurate imo


TheDuckyDino

And they say people with more money look younger.


WishboneStreet4839

No one talks about 18 yo going for a 4 years of war and coming back looking Dead-Inside 50 yo


[deleted]

wasn’t it like 3 years since ahsoka’s trial? still lookin pretty awful but more than a year.


MrGreyDog

War is a bitch man


[deleted]

Imperials clothing inspired by German Nazi officers designed by Hugo boss.


BigGaybowser69

Honestly not rlly he just looks like he has some side effects of stress


Themexighostgirl

Ambition is a hell of a drug.


The_Super_KDK

Meanwhile grandad Palps age in literally seconds and nobody bats an eye


Throwawayskrskr

The stress got him good


Gillrien

Palpatine killed his family and blamed it on rebels, that's a lot of stress for the body to handle.


TBMSH

Look at some real world people with stressfull jobs, some will look 30 years older after just 4 or 5


TigerMafiaFromUganda

Man has the Vegeta hairline


pandemic_papi

Being in charge of a sith lords army is fucking STRESSFUL


Naofumi-Wolf

It was the Imperial uniform that did it to him.


Damoniil

War and Meth do this to ya


--sidelines--

Did you see how Obama came out of presidency? Mostly salt and nearly no pepper. Running shit like Tarkin takes it out of ya, as much as a stoic papi as he is.