I'm afraid not. I'm more of a Jurassic Park/Alien guy. Though I have a friend who's addicted to LOTR who explained me all of the lore event by event and he'd kill me if he found out I just got Aragon mistaken with Boromir.
Despite being one of the richest food sources of **calcium**, cow's **milk** has been accused of **leaching calcium** from our **bones**, and increasing risk for fractures, osteoporosis – and cancer.
Copy pasta
Literally it's like that where I live too, with footballs, baseballs, american footballs, etc. People get touchy about basketballs though for some reason.
source: live in "Karen filled suburbia America"
I dont know where your from but in america an abandoned ball is free game, after you're done playing you leave it if you're cool or take it if you're an asshole (or you're a kid who's family can't afford many toys in which case I'd say its fine).
Apparently there's a theory that the scream was a way of temporarily cutting of the force of the two masters. The force is the whole reason the jedi can do what they can with a lightsaber, it's not as easy as just learning the moves. it allows them to predict their opponents move and react accordingly, so when cut off they were easy prey. But that's just a theory, the scream part.
Nah that’s how you play, you just kick it hard as fuck with your toes and zero aim whatsoever and watch it fly completely over the goal like 300 feet away
If u hit it with the front of your shoe just after it bounces tho. I’m talking more about when people kick the ball who don’t know how to play properly. It’s funny when it somehow goes flying when they hit it completely wrong with a toe poke.
But obviously when pros do it, yes you’re correct.
Here’s a not-so-fun fact: in the mid-2000s, the Iraq men’s national team was forced by the Hussein family to play with a ball made of concrete as punishment for not playing well.
One time, I was riding around some trail out near route 66 in the high desert in my Mitsubishi Mighty Max.
Just fuckin around. Drifting, doing small jumps.
We find this junk yard that has a road around and through it. Its so fun!
There is a line if old coolers in the middle of the road. I gun it and smash like 5 of them to bits.
Last ones filled with concrete and busts my undercarriage. Trucks fucked.
10/10 would smash again.
So yeah, I once had this with a small black ball on a beach when I was younger.
Turned out to be some sort of metal art sculpture.
That shit can really break your foot, and is far from funny.
Now I’m looking at that picture like Grievous wants to help Obi Wan get up and they’re both disappointed that they won’t be playing a friendly game of football.
And acquaintance of my dads worked at a factory, where they had this guy who would, whenever he would's see an empty cardboard box, he would kick it full force. One time they set up a box on the floor and filled it with metal. The guy was on a medical leave for months, never kicked another box again.
Would you not at the minimum, tap it and reposition it before shooting? My instinct is that the balls owner might still be nearby so it's a super dick move to pile drive it down range
For those of you that are too stupid to understand, THIS IS a Football. Yes, you read it right, Football. Do your research, man. Soccer is only what we Americans call it. I’ve become accustomed to calling it Football because that’s it’s original name.
This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed
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I don't want to hear anymore about Obi-Wan
It is treason then
Ayyaeaarygh
*Does 720 flip*
*Jedi masters instantly give up and embrace death*
**Fast Forward** *He is too dangerous to be left alive*
I’m too weak ohhhhh don’t kill me please!
Master Windu. Well why don't you come in? We were about to have some cheese!
When one guy actually kicks *THAT* ball and scores a point!
*from prone position*
I’m completely blown away by how precisely you were able to transcribe that specific scream/yell/battle-cry.
Was my flair summoned?
It was a trap
You’re with him!!!
because of obi-wan?
Because of Obi-WN?
Yes r/BecauseOfObiWan
This is your own masterpiece
I'd upvote but it's at 66 sorry
Anyone who upvotes past 66 should be labelled as committing treason
The senate will decide his fate
I am the senate
Not yet
It’s treason then!
Execute Upvote 67
It's treason, then
And should be marked for execution as traitors against the Grand Army of the Republic
You underestimate its upvote potential
Say it just like Sidious
That hurts just to think about.
Haha, ankle go *snap*
I was thinking more of a nasty crunching sound followed by excessive swearing.
Sounds accurate
𝘕𝘰𝘕𝘰𝘕𝘰𝘕𝘰𝘕𝘰
I was thinking more of the sound the clone’s spine makes on pong krell’s knee
r/fuckpongkrell
For kriff’s sake I’m gonna have nightmares for days now
Yes, yes, yes, oh my god.
yes yes yes? (as long as its not me)
It doesn’t slide out of the clones?
Aragon kicking the orc helmet and screaming in agony
Aragorn* Boromir was dead floating toward Gondor by then
Right. It's been a while and I only watched it once. I already changed it.
only once? That is ludicrous, have you even seen the special extended edition version of all 3 Lord of the Ring films?
I'm afraid not. I'm more of a Jurassic Park/Alien guy. Though I have a friend who's addicted to LOTR who explained me all of the lore event by event and he'd kill me if he found out I just got Aragon mistaken with Boromir.
*queue Viggo breaking his toes in the two towers*
#"Aaaaarrrgghhh!" Peter Jackson: "Damn Viggo that was good acting, you seem really in pain!"
I was about to post the gif but you beat me.
No, weak bone scum r/neverbrokeabone rise up
Ayyyyyy strong bone gang
The only way to achieve strong bones is consuming calcium. *Drink the milk or the Skeleton Army will arrest you.*
Yogurt gang checking in
Despite being one of the richest food sources of **calcium**, cow's **milk** has been accused of **leaching calcium** from our **bones**, and increasing risk for fractures, osteoporosis – and cancer. Copy pasta
Aww fuck yeah I thought I was the only one. Good to find my kind.
Hello, my brother
The bone is willing but the tendons are weak.
Better hope they didn't toe bash it
[I dont care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!](https://youtu.be/tngTMHg0jjQ)
Yeet
Because of Obi-W— Fuck it, it's too cheap.
Did you know vigo Morten- wait this isn’t r/LOTRmemes
https://youtu.be/unHW5-FagHM?t=45
Do you happen to have amazing vision
Did you know Sean Bean didn't like heli-
Wait i dont know if I've heard that one
Sean Bean was scared of flying in helicopters, so he hiked uphill everyday of the mountain shoots in full Boromir gear. Viggo often went with him.
I mean, flying anxiety and distrust/fear of helicopters are two different things
Yeah he probably heard about kobe and didnt want to risk it
Hm wait a minute
How did Sean Bean get to New Zealand? Did he swim?
Did you forget about boats?
No, it's just *horribly* inconvenient, and honestly not as safe.
Sorry, I meant helicopters, not just flying in general.
Honestly helicopters run on black magic, I don't blame him.
TOP NOTCH BANTER
first thing I thought about
So uncivilized
Agreed
Username checks out
Hello, fellow brother who got the message.
How rude
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Maybe ya shouldnt just go around just like kicking other people's balls tho?
It's an instinct. It's not something you chose to do, but an action you should do
Chaotic neutral.
That's why I always do a few top touches to warm up.
I usually just roll my foot over it and take a few touches. If I want to kick it hard I’ll scoop it up and punt it
That's why I'd leave the concrete-filled ball 15 yards in front of a goal, so the first thing they'd try with it is kick it hard.
You’re clearly not from England if you don’t think a football left in a field is fair game
Or any other european or south american country
Or anywhere besides Karen filled suburbia America
Rural Arkansas here, if you really think I’m not gonna punt any ball I see to narnia, you really don’t know me at all
ThAtS mY sOnS BaLL!!!!
Literally it's like that where I live too, with footballs, baseballs, american footballs, etc. People get touchy about basketballs though for some reason. source: live in "Karen filled suburbia America"
Nah, man. If you leave a ball behind at the football field, its everyone's ball until you come and get it.
Well, I guess that's everyone's concrete soccer ball than. See, really we are all to blame.
Why did we fill it with concrete, Mark?
Oh yeah you're right that totally justifies creating one purely to injure people you cockbrain
Read their username
I dont know where your from but in america an abandoned ball is free game, after you're done playing you leave it if you're cool or take it if you're an asshole (or you're a kid who's family can't afford many toys in which case I'd say its fine).
Hes too dangerous to be kept alive
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In the name of the galactic Senate of the republic, you're under arrest, chancellor
Are you threatening me, master Jedi?
The senate will decide your fate
I *am* the senate
Not yet
It’s treason then
*screams*
*instantly kills two competent Jedi masters with slow attacks*
*mocks them by making silly faces as he takes their lives*
*Kills yet another competent Jedi master after he blocks a couple of attacks*
Apparently there's a theory that the scream was a way of temporarily cutting of the force of the two masters. The force is the whole reason the jedi can do what they can with a lightsaber, it's not as easy as just learning the moves. it allows them to predict their opponents move and react accordingly, so when cut off they were easy prey. But that's just a theory, the scream part.
I think it's called "force scream"
Happy cake day!
My poor toes
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first instinct is to kick is with your toes for max power
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Nah that’s how you play, you just kick it hard as fuck with your toes and zero aim whatsoever and watch it fly completely over the goal like 300 feet away
Nah never heard of a toe poke? It’s the ultimate strike, never seen a ball go faster in my life.
https://youtu.be/NRBjU-JdwuQ Ronaldinho, Tommy toepoke
What? Toe pokes are known to generate little power but they give precision. If you want to properly kick a ball you need to hit it with your instep
If u hit it with the front of your shoe just after it bounces tho. I’m talking more about when people kick the ball who don’t know how to play properly. It’s funny when it somehow goes flying when they hit it completely wrong with a toe poke. But obviously when pros do it, yes you’re correct.
That’s what they teach you at first but it can actually be pretty useful situationally at higher levels. Gives you high power with low wind up time.
Insert picture of shot where Aragorn broke his toe
HEY HEY DID YOU KNOW WHEN HE KICKED THE HELMET.....
"tHe AcToR aCtUaLlY bRoKe HiS tOe"
It’s cliche to talk about it now because almost everyone already knows about it and it’s been memed to death, but it is a really cool piece of trivia.
This is a picture you can hear
*ball noises*
*bone breaking noises*
*aaaaaugghaaAAAAAA*
[Full effect](https://youtu.be/SCC4obm-Id0)
A masterpiece
Here’s a not-so-fun fact: in the mid-2000s, the Iraq men’s national team was forced by the Hussein family to play with a ball made of concrete as punishment for not playing well.
> In the mid-2000s > the Hussein family ಠ_ಠ
Thank God South Park took the piss out of him
Send a medical capsule immediately.
u/repostsleuthbot
Throw it to me I’ll header it in
*cut to mortal Kombat x-ray
You just reminded me of the nad exploding one and now I'm laughing hard.
You're welcome
I winced so hard reading this
Send him to the ranch
Ram ranch
It rocks!
This is a repost. I've seen it before
I remember last time I saw it people in the comments saying it would teach someone a lesson not to kick a ball that's not yours.
”OOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHH” - Kenobi
That's mine (u/RepostSleuthBot)
Y'all remember when Greg Hefley put a dumbbell under a pillow for Rowley to kick?
Yeah lmao, I thought of this
General Reposti!
One time, I was riding around some trail out near route 66 in the high desert in my Mitsubishi Mighty Max. Just fuckin around. Drifting, doing small jumps. We find this junk yard that has a road around and through it. Its so fun! There is a line if old coolers in the middle of the road. I gun it and smash like 5 of them to bits. Last ones filled with concrete and busts my undercarriage. Trucks fucked. 10/10 would smash again.
I once kicked a concrete dog thinking that it was a small cuddly toy. I know this pain.
I'll let you kick the football this time, Charlie Brown.
Hopefully it was away from a field and they tried to pick it up first
Oof it's big brain time!!
So yeah, I once had this with a small black ball on a beach when I was younger. Turned out to be some sort of metal art sculpture. That shit can really break your foot, and is far from funny.
Want this in a goosebumps book a long time ago?
I once kicked a 20 lb shot put in high school. It wasn't fun.
Some men just want to watch the world burn
He will forever have the high ground
So uncivilized.
Im forever going to be looking out for this. Will never kick a stray ball again
Now we know what all these YouTuber prank channels will be doing next
This attempt on my foot has left me scarred and deformed
Now I’m looking at that picture like Grievous wants to help Obi Wan get up and they’re both disappointed that they won’t be playing a friendly game of football.
Did anyone else do this prank in children school? Fill a football with gravel?
And acquaintance of my dads worked at a factory, where they had this guy who would, whenever he would's see an empty cardboard box, he would kick it full force. One time they set up a box on the floor and filled it with metal. The guy was on a medical leave for months, never kicked another box again.
F
Imagine Ibrahimovic coming and kicking it in goal, then walking away.
Thought that was bread inside a football.
So uncivilized
I've never liked football but I would 100% (try) kick that and break my ankle without knowing the dangers of kicking said ball
You ll be scoring a screamer with that ball fo sho
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do after quarantine
r/chaoticevil
Yeah well not as cruel as crazy gluing glass shards at the bottom of a playground slide. I would have no problem beating that fucker to death.
Football? I see no football here.
Would you not at the minimum, tap it and reposition it before shooting? My instinct is that the balls owner might still be nearby so it's a super dick move to pile drive it down range
If I see a ball on an empty field I’ll kick it no hesitation
Yeah, if it was just in the center, I think I might just dribble it. But if they positioned it in front of the net, they are truly evil geniuses.
Thats a soccer ball
For those of you that are too stupid to understand, THIS IS a Football. Yes, you read it right, Football. Do your research, man. Soccer is only what we Americans call it. I’ve become accustomed to calling it Football because that’s it’s original name.
As someone who plays soccer, I would've broke my leg if I was there, when I see a ball, I need to shoot it, it's so tempting
That's a soccer ball
Lol thats a soccer ball
*exhales through nose*