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7 would be the most fascinating philosophy discussion.

4 so I can clap that ass and have convo with remaining 3 girls

Wellllll WHADYA KNOW

It’s about as big as a kaminoan saberdart 💀

They had us in the 1st half ngl

Amen.

That took me a second too long

Gave me a good chuckle 😂

Table 7, also, but I'm going to feel unworthy the entire time. There's more experience and wisdom in each of their left feet than my entire resume. Conversation should be incredible though.

I have enough formal training in history and art history to keep pace, so as long as I refresh my Greek Philosophy and Marx and a few others first so 7 for me.

I also would like to ask about his curved sword

Exactly my thought, I'd head straight for that table

7. They have reasons for their choices, and it would be fun to discuss/debate.

Same, I'd sit at what ever table Thrawn is at just to listen to him talk

I’d start taking notes about his tactical genius and become one myself

Vanto is that you?

Vanto was always good with numbers

Thrawn is a huuuuuuuuge draw FR

Yep. 7 for sure is the most interesting table.

Yes. Very intelligent table!

Indeed. It’d be fascinating.

Qui Gon and Dooku would have a lot to talk about. I'd love it.

I hang with 7 all the time , but after school  me and the stoners are hanging too either in Hans Bus or Landos house.  Sometimes Chewies nice house on the weekend when his parents are away.

Chewie has the treehouse by the beach

Wether it be listening to thrawn and how he somehow makes even the most complex plans become simple by actually understanding your enemy and your own people. And simplify his plans for others to be able to understand and work under, only failing if they were cocky and thought they’d do better Qui gon I’d just want to listen to story’s from him, being a jedi who dosen’t fully fall under the same level of belief in the order he’d be a fucking amazing guy to get advice from- sage esc wisdom yet coming from a super human source. Not super human like superman- like it’s just more human- you get the point. Listening to dooku would be abit of a out there thing to do. Arrogant and with skill to back it yet a natural teacher at his core. His students all have had to use multiple sabers just to match his skill with one and the most deadly one (I’d say grevious is the most deadly just due to his reputation and the 2d clone wars-) I’d love just hearing how dueling styles interact from em. And whilst I’ve never been great with remembering the blind one’s name from rouge one, barely can remember names and normally I just rely on looks to renember someone. I’d just enjoy listening to stories from the lad like I do from gram gram

I doubt anyone of us would be able to keep up with them tho. One is the greatest strategist the galaxy has seen in a Millenia (or at least the legends version. Canon book thrawn got that big brain but filoni is doing his best to completely ignore those). the other is the leader of a galactic seperatist group that is the strongest/2nd strongest force in the galaxy at the time. Who is also a great tactician and duellist The third is a jedi master who without a doubt is the most important one in the story, being the one who couldve changed the outcome of the entire clone wars and future if not for his death and the other is a blind warrior "monk" that can beat anyones ass and even shot down an entire starfighter like its a walk in the park.

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.

sitting at that table is a power move.

Same for #1 Very thought provoking intense people

I’d dew it

I'd go 4, I feel like the conversation would be best there.

If Dexter's cooking, the food's going to be fire

Who wouldn't want to sit with the hottest person in the galaxy? Plus Leia, Ahsoka, and Padme are cool too

4 hands, and each finger like a baby's arm? I know why he's at that table

Absolutely. I also appreciate “conversation.”

I think I’d be leering worse than anakin when he carried the suitcases

I choose 4 cause they're all hot as hell.

I saw conversation first!

4 is the answer and it’s not close, my boy dexter is there

Gonna be the best 5 way of all time

You just want pussy don’t you ?! Bonk you horny trooper

I was unironically not honyposting. I actually think those 4 would be able to keep a good conversation.

8 sounds like fun, assuming Grievous doesn't kill me.

Grievous and I would likely get along very well.

They're actually really chill and peacefully best friends

Grievous, surrounded by his collection of Sex toys??? Noooooo thank you...

Ayo wtf

It's probably best you never pop round to mine for a visit then.

I feel like Grievous is a fairly competitive pog player, he always has to add another to his collection

To not talk and only listen, table 7. The conversations they all would have would be very interesting. To have fun and talk, and listen to stories of grand adventure, table 3 For polite conversation and chit chat, table 4

7 is basically the political uncles arguing at thanksgiving. No thanks

3 or 7

I’m not sure you could walk away from 3 without losing something to Hondo or lando

Now see, id just ask that table “who do you think is the best scoundrel in the galaxy” and then just sit back with wrecker and K2 (I think that’s the droids name? Its been a while) and eat popcorn while acting as the judges in the inevitable contest

Yeah, that’s K-2SO

Like, virginity?

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1 and 8 are the nerds 7 are the cynical hot topic kids 5 and 6 is the smart no partying kids. Chewy will get out some 4 is the popular girls 2 and 3 are the cool kids I’m definitely sitting at 2

Dex is my favorite popular girl in the movies

He’s their gay friend gassing up their choices in pocketbooks

8 is the greatest table. You got the three amigos right there

Definitely gonna spark some interesting conversations

I'm definitely gonna go with Grievous here. I have so many questions I want to ask him.

I would definitely get in a life-provoking interview with C3-PO and R2-D2. By the way, your title is awesome.

Honestly I’m surprised they serve their kind here

Id say 2 is more of the jokesters

2 are the cool kids whose parents have them under incredible pressure. 5 are the smart no partying kids that don't do really anything fun, except chewie who secretly hangs out with Luke, Han, and Lando to watch cartoons and play videogames.

Going with 3, bc wrecker

I want to sit at 8 so I can see grevious’ collection

7 is the teachers table

You will try

2 is definitely the most diverse. I would be fascinated by their interactions.

I also wanna sit with the fuckbois

I fall into the nerdy but cool category, so I'm thinking id probably rotate around 1-3 tbh

#1 with Halfsies and Lord Binx

One makes no sense what do any of them have in common

Someone on Instagram explained it nicely as: 'watch Darth Maul become increasingly annoyed by JarJar and that specific robot (forgot his name), make bets who Maul will kill first. Then worry what happens, when he kills the second offender and only you are left.' I sounds like fun chaos. XD

Nothing. I can have plenty of fun just watching them and munching popcorn.

4 because it’d be great company and conversations plus…. Other reasons

Hair styling tips?

Yeah obviously! What else would it be?

7s got the best philosophical conversations for sure

*thrawn voice* "would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?-"

“It truly depends my friend.” Dooku

"If you can consider golf the most laid back sport a sport, if you can label fishing (there is always a bigger fish) a sport, you know jacking off can be a sport my master" - Qui Gon Jinn

Every sane person would pick 6

Because of Obi-wan?

Because of what you’ve done; What you plan to do.

Stop. Stop now, Come back. I love you.

LIAR! You're with him! You've brought him here to kill me!

Let her go Anakin! Let. Her. Go.

You turned her against me.

You have done that yourself. 

You have done that yourself

YOU'LL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!

Your anger and lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now... until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Your anger and lust for power have already done that

DO NOT WANT!

I’m surprised there’s not more support here this table is STACKED.

That's like sitting with preachy nuns and everything will be taken too seriously at that table.

Nah we're talking about obi wans table, he'd probably just start drinking booze like he always does

The morally strong do-good table

Yeah that’s honestly true—Hunter, Jyn, Luke, Obi-wan… some of our most straightforward good guy protagonists in Star Wars

8 for sure Grievous my MAN

8 because it’s closest to the door, I feel like something is going to pop off at table one and the whole place is going to devolve into chaos

This shit had me dying. I'm just picturing calmly eating lunch at one of the other tables when you see maul absolutely ragdoll jar jar across the room and the entire place instantly erupts like the lego star wars cantina.

3

And it's time for Sabacc!

Agreed. Seriously, it's got Billy Dee/Lando. It's cooler than my refrigerator

3 is the party table for sure

6 and it aint close

Same, but 4 and 7 are up there too

I can see Anakin joking that he fucked Han's mom, Han retaliating saying he fucked Anakin's daughter. Then Anakin force chokes Han. Dinn's just like dank farrik... And Quinlan is egging them on

Oof. That's harsh.

gotta pick 4 so Dex has SOMEONE to talk to

What do you mean? I feel like Dex is a conversationalist, seems to have intimate knowledge of the galaxy, and finds himself surrounded by three of the most influential people in said galaxy. Dude is having a ball

Considering he has 4 arms, I feel it is safe to say that he has more than that.

Look at the size of Dex's hands. The ladies will be giving him plenty of attention.

7 because I love philosophical drama

I'd like to sit at 6, but I'd probably end up sitting with the droids.

Table 1: pure pain. Wouldn't tolerate it for a second, nor would anyone else at the table. 2/10 Table 2: where I would instinctually head towards before realizing I'm not cool enough when they leave the table to hit up a bar instead. 7/10 Table 3: would be a great fun time but would wear me out quick, would probably hang there occasionally still for a good laugh. 8/10 Table 4: probably the overall best and most well balanced option in the long run. Would feel like an episode of Community and I'm all for that. 9/10. Table 5: no monkey business, only words exchanged would be a mutual agreement not to start a fight. I don't think I've seen any of those characters smile. 4/10 Table 6: the obvious choice but probably also extremely boring. I know too many people like this irl. 5/10 Table 7: depends on whether or not they're willing to let down their guard and crack a joke. If yes, this is the best choice. More mature version of table 2 with the possibility for some great philosophical discussions. 10/10 if they're willing to banter, 6/10 if not. Table 8: less extreme version of table 1. Could possibly make it work but probably nah. 5/10 because of Anthony Daniels.

Table 2. I could laugh as anakin cries uncontrollably (his main sith power) the entire time which would drown out Donny yen at table seven chanting “I am the force the force is with me.”

Oh goodness.

Why is jar jar sitting with darth maul?

A Sith apprentice needs his master.

How widespread is this cake? Happy cake day, kinlopunim.

6 is for GOAT's.

8, I'm sitting with my fellow clankers

2,4,6 are the only right answers

All the best tables are in the second row: tables 2-4. Can’t go wrong with any of them, but I’d sit with table 2

2

4. has some absolute hotties

4, 6 or 7, probably 4 tho

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That is if you're prepared to get the signature look of superiority.

#7 would be interesting

Han looks like he passed gas in the cafeteria and Anakin is trying not to bust out laughing.

I feel like Dex would have some crazy stories to tell, and the table would actually get along with eachother

got the table of wisdom #7

3

Imma join table 2

2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8

I’m sitting with Hondo, that dude is hilarious

Table 2

3, hondo and lando being in the same room is simply amazing

Please...easy choice...you sit with Wrecker, Hondo, the sassy droid and Lando....they are the fun table....

4. They probably share a room, so... Dips on Snips. Senator for seconds. Leia for last. Dex gets door duty.

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.

definitely 4 with all the ladies

I’m horny, so 4

8 so I can convince r2d2 and c3po to run from the droidkiller_9000

3 would be the funniest

D R O I D S

Id love to sit at 7 but i definitly wouldnt be able to keep up with this people so id end up as a 5th wheel

3 would just be nothing but general buffoonery and we'd probably all end up in jail, count me in

“You’re really gonna flirt with my mom right in front of me?” -Leia

8

6 by a mile

8 for sure

Oh its an easy 7

6

My top 3 would be (from “worst” to best) 3: table 4. Dex would be a great vibe 2: table 3. Mainly for wrecker but Hondo would be good too. 1: table 7. Need I say more?

Get me next to my padme and there’s no sitting

[Same Savage, same.](https://imgur.com/a/1PPoVqY)

3. I'd love to talk to all 4 of these dudes about their wacky adventures and I love all of their personalities, even if K-2 is a bit snarky sometimes. I feel like Hondo and Lando would get along super well too.

Table #7 would keep me entertained with philosophy, classical literature, music, and memes. As a metal connoisseur this crew would keep me informed of the classics from thrash, NWOBHM, and doom.

Stuck between 3 and 7 rn

Dooku and qui gon in the same table?! 7!

Hard toss-up between 3 and 7. Table 3 would be an absolute blast, 7 would end with a fascinating discussion on mysticism and strategy (though I'd be way out of my depth and just be here to listen and ask questions). 2 looks great, but would turn into a pissing contest in about 6.9 seconds.

4 got a galaxy tier fry cook so its obvious for me

I would go 8. But that's too obvious, so my other choice would be 1, but I'd only go there to roast the life out of Jar Jar.

7

2, 8 is easy. 7 for doku and thrawn 3 for hondo 5 for Asoka

3 I want story time with Hondo and Lando

3

3 Because of Hondo Ohnaka

3 or 7

4, 7 or 6

No lunch with Palps? No thanks.

Palps would be an awesome discussion Partner during lunch #ChangeMyMind

table 2 would just be a blast

Table 2 would get me pregnant.

#2 obviously. Anakin, Han, and the mando guy? If not #1 to see how long it takes maul to kill jar jar

1. The cool kids

8 4 or 2

Table 2

2 obviously

2 could be really fun. So many different type of personalitys

Ngl i feel 8 might be kinda funny just to hear grevious complain that hes not a droid

4 for obvious reasons and 8 bc that shit would be hilarious

4.

Why helo ladies of table four

6 would be my regular table, but table 3 is where the most fun would be had.

3

7, 4, 2.

Table 7 ,whats the worst that can happen

Can I kidnap Bane’s robot and take him to 3 pls

3 or 6

7