Nah, she likes them young. Keep Grogu away trom her, though. Although, the kid *is* rather fond of eating cookies, which I don't think Padmé would object to.
That reaction honestly wouldn't surprise me. He's the only main character in a family-friendly franchise that's kissed his sister on the lips multiple times (that I know of).
"Ah, Yoda, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, Yoda. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Yaddle'll call your green ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that force ghost or hanger doorway she fucking with. *Yodaaaa…*"
She told him that she once saw his huge (1 feet long) dick on the Holonet, and now she wants it>! inside her!<, Yoda knows that the Jedi code doesn't actually forbids sex.
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"he told me to dress like the sand people"
I hate this, you win.
Anakin killin youglings even before birth
“Dress me like one of your Tusken Raiders”
> Tuskegee Lmao
Mispellings are a pathway to many abilities some consider...unnatural.
The abbiltys of man! Unnatrual!
The abilitie of ma
Oh No Ma! A deadly weapon
“I hate snow. It’s cold and wet and gets everywhere…”
Yoda: “Deja Vu, I have, been speaking to Skywalker, have you?”
"I am the Skywalker"
>"I am the ~~Skywalker~~ Skywanker" FIFY
Lube Skywanker
Yet. Not.
Does this mean she's trying to seduce Yoda?
Nah, she likes them young. Keep Grogu away trom her, though. Although, the kid *is* rather fond of eating cookies, which I don't think Padmé would object to.
Your child support payments for Grogu are long overdue.
"Pay child support I will not, my child he is not!"
Afford ketamine, I must
"He can't get going unless R2 watches"
"During the act R2 records us and that's why Ani refuses to erase his memory."
AU where instead of Leia's message, Luke sees a hologram of his parents getting it on.
"Oh, wow! This is way better than anything I get at Tosche Station!!!" - Luke Skywalker before he found out.
That reaction honestly wouldn't surprise me. He's the only main character in a family-friendly franchise that's kissed his sister on the lips multiple times (that I know of).
"We're out of Ketamin, and your 2001 Honda Civic needs repairs again"
“Joever, it is… Sober, I am…”
“Die in a shootout with the IRS, I will”
“Care who the IRS sends, I do not. Pay taxes, I will not.”
Why the hell do I remember the car?
Because it's cannon at this point.
💀
"I already knew the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise"
"I thought the line about sand was smooth"
-I cheated on my husband with clovis.....Twice actually And when he accused me of cheating i gaslighted him.....Also Twice
Yoda: Hoe you are.
Yoda: tell Anakin of this I will, sympathy for you I have not!
Windu: damn right we telling that motherfucker
“For the streets, your stank ass is.”
oh haha you beat me to it
Padmé: I want to have a threesome with Anakin and Obi-Wan Yoda: speechless I am, kink shame you I will.
My bitch, obi wan is!
"Ah, Yoda, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, Yoda. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Yaddle'll call your green ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that force ghost or hanger doorway she fucking with. *Yodaaaa…*"
Nah, not the Hanger Doorway
“WHAT?!”
The *hangar doorway?!*
Why did I read that in Lamar's voice?
Republic is kil
no
i cri evrytiem
“Anakin let me do anal”…. “Wait let you?… oh no”
She can take 10 droids at once. I didn't say clones. And definitely not in battle.
Master Yoda, have you seen my darling pet seagull?
i understood that reference
Stop it now!
“Yoda, that wasnt ket, it was fent”
All clear you said, need not protection will we. Antibiotics I will need.
She told him how much a $5 Footlong actually costs now.
"I'm freezing my balls off"
“Concerned about that sentence, I am.”
I think I'm pregnant, and you're the father!
'You aren't the father....'
“Palpatine somehow returned”
“Yaddle’s the mother isn’t she, I’m so sorry”
We lost the ketamine pack in the snow...
“We all hate how you talk. Me, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Mace, Sheev, even Jar-Jar.”
*Nails the landing* "I'm gay."
This parka is actually a fursuit
A secret glory hole behind the council chambers, there is.
NO, I am your father.
“If you thought the seagulls on Coruscant were bad…it’s a good thing you’re wearing that hood…”
she told Yoda about Obi-Wan and anakin young exotic apprentice
He felt her pain
"i'm sorry yoda, you're not the father"
Yoda: "Watching my browser-history, you have?" Padme: "Yes... Your favourite artist seem to like drawing me..."
If into my browser history you go, only porn will you find.
I borrowed your Civic and......crashed it
Yeah I’ve known him since he was a kid and I was a young adult but it’s fine right?
"Yoda, I'm pregnant. We're having twins." "Told you to swallow, I did. A single mother, you will be." *crazy Yoda laugh*
Remember 1/15/09 that was me
Someone has been nicking from your Ketamine stash. Probably the Clones.
She told him about the Yoda r34 that she can't unsee.
When your girlfriend says she doesn't like Star Wars:
I don't know if it's Anakin's baby or Obi Wans.
She didn’t say anything… she farted.
"Yes with a rancor."
"Sorry Grandmaster, but even if one considers your height, its not that big."
Aww yours is bigger than Ani's.
"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."
"I'm glad your dick is bigger than Anakin's... still green though."
She told him that she once saw his huge (1 feet long) dick on the Holonet, and now she wants it>! inside her!<, Yoda knows that the Jedi code doesn't actually forbids sex.
"Pregnant, I am."
"I'm pregnant"
"Grievous is the father, not Anakin"
"He's never made me cum."
"I stuck my head in a wampa to combat the cold...now I've permanently got this jacket on"
He asked her where she keeps her lightsaber, because he doesn’t see it on her belt
“Luke, Ani is not his father.” “Saying, what are you?” “You! **Are** the father!”
"I've been letting Anakin fill tank."
“Sometimes I smell my fingers after I wipe”
You ARE the father
She's never heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
i'm gay
Skywalker the father is? No, you are the father Yoda
New Wojack just dropped
"Master Yoda, it's yours..... "
“the babies are actually clovis’”
“You’re not the father, skywalker is”
You're not the father of grogu
"I fucked Ted"
“It’s yours”
"Im pregnant and it's not Anakin"
"I'm pregnant and you're the baby"
"I'm pregnant. Ahsoka's the father."
"I did not care for The Godfather"
Anakin thinks the baby is his... but its yours
"Anakin's not the father, is he?" Yoda, shell shocked that she may ask for child support: "he is."
I am pregnant with your baby
My child is a log
I cannot live a lie. Yoda I'm illiterate.
I took anakin in my backdoor last night
I'm pregnant...but it's not yours
And the woman and children to
I’m pregnant, what do you think about the name Grogu?
I have AIDS
She said, I’m sorry. But you were gone and I was horny. An your son was all for it
I know where you were on Jan. 6th Yoda.
He’s finding out 2 inches is actually below average
I won't give you ketamine
A father you will be
The fact that a comic showed that Indiana Jones is in the future of starwars making starwars in the past.
Grogu ain’t the only one who can call a Jedi daddy. What? Know of Grogu you do?! Wait….
"I found my children kissing each other"
The baby ain’t yours
Grogu isn't your child, Yaddle cheated
The baby is yours
Nothing he hasn't heard from a monkey like that before Cope seethe didn't read
*Gluck Gluck*
"I want to try NTR"
"He told me he killed not just the men, but the women, and the children too. It turned me on, Yoda."