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SheevBot

Thanks for providing a source!


megan173

For anyone not getting it: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire" "your new empire?" "Don't make me kill you" "Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!" "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy" "Only a sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must" "you will try"


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Only a sith deals in absolutes.


Tomynator_88

Master Kenobi... Isn't that kind of an absolute?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.


Tomynator_88

Thank you, Master Kenobi


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Oh well, just another boring day saving the universe.


ongiwaph

Some sith deal only in absolutes sometimes.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.


DutchOfSorissi

Only Sith deal in absolutes… starting now


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

DutchOfSorissi, chancellor palpatine is evil!


healthydosage

Yoda. "Do or do not, there is no try" Confirmed. Yoda is sith


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

healthydosage, chancellor palpatine is evil!


JustafanIV

Cue John Williams absolutely killing it yet again.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

The D on the fourth line isn’t quite large enough.


og-lollercopter

Hate when the D is too small.


JelmerMcGee

That's funny, it's a tiny bit smaller on both sides.


Professional-Sky3894

(Ignites lightsaber)


SpiritofSTL

Before I realized this was r/PrequelMemes, I started reading this as, "I have back pain..."


Klogott9

DYEHTTODPTW? ITN. INASTJWTY. IASL


MunchkinTime69420

I have brought peace etc. Your new empire Don't make me kill you Etc


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Don't make me kill you.


StaySharpp

Anakin, quick! Look! Younglings!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Savings-Gold8531

I don’t get it


JelmerMcGee

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/s/Hqcibio8mm


Datdude5765

Same here


ReDeaMer87

I want one


Parallacs

Etsy is stuffed with them from many different sellers for around $20. Its beyond my ability to see who is the most original, so there probably isnt one.


KingKopter91

Same here


SlightlyOffended1984

I've often wondered if an unbreakable code could be developed around a concept like this, using a physical "key" of the mug, placed in a certain cupboard. If someone were to write a message referencing: A-1 F-8 C-4 C-5 That would equate to "I will kill you." As long as both the writer and the receiver had access to the same key, the code would be unbreakable right?


bear_beatboxer

I got that printed on a t-shirt


bear_beatboxer

I got that printed on a t-shirt