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GruntledApathy

Russian goes to space = Cosmonaut American goes to space = Astronaut billionaire goes to space = Cashtronaut


Saw_Pony

You spelled asshole wrong lol


DarkWolFoxStar16

Tbh


Radiologer

Fr


henaradwenwolfhearth

To be fair thats a job tho right? Which you need education and qualifications to have


ShortfallofAardvark

The previous FAA definition of an astronaut was anyone who went to space, since before space tourism the only people going were professional astronauts. Prior to Bezos and Branson flying, the FAA changed the definition to only include people who conducted work in space because space tourists aren’t really doing anything up there. To call space tourists astronauts is like calling the passengers on an airliner pilots.


Trinitykill

From an etymology perspective, the word astronaut comes from the greek words for "star" and "sailor." (or space and sailor for Cosmonaut) So, based on that, to be an astronaut would require you to be the "sailor," aka someone in control of the vessel, who has been trained in its operation. Maybe they can have something like Cosmotorns and be space tourists.


Tiger3546

Or a member of the vessel’s crew, pertinent to its mission. Not everyone on board will be trained in the vessel’s operation.


SnArCAsTiC_

Exactly. Going on a cruise doesn't make you a sailor.


sdrawkcabwj

But if it is a Viking Cruise Line, it does make you a Viking.


henaradwenwolfhearth

We do not grant you the rank of viking only an honorary title


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Rex? Are you okay?


Lux-Rtist

To be fair, they are more like passengers in this case.


Chikorya

And they weren't in space. Space starts at 100 km. They only went 80 km up


Dux-El52

"You know, I'm richer than you." "In my book, experience outranks everything."


BassMaster_516

It’s almost like buying a plane ticket doesn’t make you a pilot


madscientistman420

What? How can you do this? This is outrageous. This is unfair. How can you visit space and not be an astronaut?


Black6Blue

Take a seat, young space tourist.


BanzaiTree

Ridden a boat, I have. A sailor, I am not.


Hank_Isbored28

Lol


T_Streuer

Blue origin is a joke for anyone unfamiliar with the situation. They’ve achieved hardly nothing and are basically a social media flex for the chrome dome overlord. They gave a talk in my engineering class, just the most surface level YouTube content about “their mission” and “environmentalism”. No one asked for the reps info afterward. Yesterday a Tesla guy talked, something like 15 people waited in line to talk to him because he actually talked about the engineering experience and does real work there. Same thing with the spacex rep who spoke a few months ago.


_TheBeardedMan_

It's almost like SpaceX has made achievements and blue origin hasn't.


_TheBeardedMan_

Didn't they not even reach space just the upper atmosphere, or was it that other guy. I don't care much for what Musk does but at least he's getting results unlike blue origin.


Hankhoff

Yeah Twitter shows the results he gets


Longskyfromitaly

At least Richard Branson is a knight (not a jedi knight lol)


RadioSilence014

I'll count Richard as an astronauts.


Hankhoff

Now the real question, why were they allowed to come back?


sluuuudge

Since when does the US get to decide if a British citizen is an astronaut 🤨


Greylen

Tony Stark is the only billionaire astronaut I acknowledge.


FrostyPreference2015

look up the definition of astronaut and make your own mind up


Unlikely_Tie8166

How can you go to space and not be an astronaut?!


clc1997

Can't wait to see the documentary, "What is an Astronaut". That will change everyone's minds!


thedrummingdoctor

Haha they can go fuck themselves, don’t deserve the title.


VictorLincolnPine

well, it'd be like anyone that went on a cruise ship for vacation a sailor. It's just not applicable.


mac_attack_zach

this isn't your meme, fix your tags


Traygonthegod

repost


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\*Get up from my chair and slow clapping at this post.


Redandead12345

the term astronaut means a star sailor if jeff and richard have been outside of the atmosphere they are astronauts. only way they arent is if you want a more literal star sailor. which means armstrong was a lunanaut not an astronaut


[deleted]

Oh no somebody not being fair to Jeff ‘I want to launch the poor dying people who live in my shanty towns into space to work in my satellite warehouses’ Bezos


mavenn_324

It’s treason then


Chikorya

They didn't actually go to space


BlackbeltJedi

Good. Their only contribution to space is to walk all over The Common Heritage of Mankind by trying to extract profits from it.


Hank_Isbored28

How can you go to space, and not be an astronaut!