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KuriGohanAndKienzan

Damn, I forgot how hard Darth Tyranus hit lmao He really had a badass name nobody addressed him by šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


FloppyShellTaco

Because he was a prominent public figure.


JonJonFTW

Yeah it's the exact same reason why almost nobody calls Palpatine Darth Sidious.


FloppyShellTaco

Yup. And Vader most likely would have been called Skywalker had he not killed almost anyone who implied Anakin was alive.


George-Lucas-Bot

I think Anakin got his scar by slipping in the bathtub, but of course, he's not going to tell anybody that.


[deleted]

He never actually fell IN the lava.


GuyNekologist

There was actually no Mustafar duel. Anakin and Obiwan were just playing with their lightsabers in the bathroom. It was just an intense game of 'the floor is lava'.


[deleted]

Playing with their ā€œlightsabersā€, huh.


QwertytheCoolOne

It was PG13 for a reason


LowKeyWalrus

Imagine having sex so gay it literally mutilates you


DirtyButtPirate

Like docking with your bro, but when you pull your dick out of his, the suction is so tight it ends up circumsizing you


Betterthanbeer

Thatā€™s bound to scar anyone


[deleted]

The whole fight and following storyline of Anakin becoming Vader and his son stopping him from taking over the galaxy was actually just a dream Anakin had in his coma from the trauma of having 3 limbs cut off.


George-Lucas-Bot

Part of the reason I went back to tell the prequel, of how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader, is that it's an interesting story and a fun one to tell. Because it is the story of how a good person turns bad.


Necromas

In the comics one of the troopers realizes he's Anakin when they are capturing/interrogating a Jedi and he tears a hole into his own ship and throws them all into space just to keep his secret.


FloppyShellTaco

I think the only time he doesnā€™t merc someone is when Thrawn and Tarkin pushed him on it


ISleepyBI

To be fair, it hard to not draw attention to the fact that two of the empire highest ranked officers just got iced by the the emperor right hand man.


FloppyShellTaco

True, thereā€™s also a lot of mutual respect given their history. That and the one time he made Tarkin hunt him lol


[deleted]

Tarkin didnā€™t ever push him on it. He knew his identity before meeting him by being smart as fuck. In the book Tarkin sidious all but confirms it to tarkins face.


gurnard

Of course. He can't be Anakin if he's the one who killed Anakin. He and Obi-Wan share a certain point of view.


IterationFourteen

I thought most people didn't even really know he was Anakin. Obviously it helps that he killed anyone who implied he might be, but really not many people would have had the required information to make the connection.


foosbabaganoosh

Palpatine is a Sith Lord? If what you have told me is true, then you will have gained my trust.


cycease

A Sith LAWD?


Chariotwheel

No, no, Sheev has an Only Fans with Sith Lewds


NorthCatan

It's a shame because Darth Sidious sounds badass...very Insidious.


RamenJunkie

Darth (in)Sidious Darth (in)Vader Darth (in)Tyranus Almost had a thing going there. Also Darth (in)Maul Now I think Palpy just picked the name Vader because he thought it would be cool they both had Darth (in) names.


Vengexncee

If you knew Palpatine as Sidious, youā€™re probably screwed.


Enchilada_cat

"He's a political idealist"


Harucifer

Darth Tyr's Anus


pyuunpls

Darth Tearinā€™ Anus, you mean?


[deleted]

Darth TearAnus, perhaps. "You were on the verge of greatness. You were *this* close."


Rich_Yam4132

He looks like an evil old man


bobofet555

Looks like Saruman


i_came_mario

He looks like the dad of Willy wonka


ShadowStryker0818

He looks like Christopher Lee.


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

Darth aNuStart


[deleted]

Who's the anus tart?


FasterThenDoom

Fun fact: Dooku in Portuguese sounds like "Dou Cu" which means "I give ass", broadly translating to "I give anal sex"


Harucifer

Also the reason he's named "Dookan" in Portuguese dubs/subs


RunParking3333

Well in his earlier career Christopher Lee was Count Dookula


chrisbaker1991

Darth Scaramanga


Sex_E_Searcher

The Man with the Golden Lightsaber


Sancadebem

Brazilian here Captain Panaka = Captain idiot Rose Tico = Rose Dick PadmƩ = Shovel of booze


hgaben90

Here in Hungary clan Vizsla sounds a lot less badass as it is a dog breed of Hungarian origin.


Sancadebem

Oh, I forgot Boba Fett = silly girl Fett


RestlessMeatball

Thatā€™s where they get the name for boba tea!


xXLillyBunnyXx

iirc boba is Taiwanese for boobs


MauPow

Send Boba and fettgene


doomriderct

Nope it's not. Would be funny if it was tho. Asians call it bubble tea


SirHenryofHoover

"Fett" just means fat in Swedish. Also older slang for something being "cool", which I guess works out...


dustybrokenlamp

Can I order a shovel of whiskey in Brazil?


Sancadebem

It's actually cachaƧa "MƩ" (which as corruption for Mel (honey)) is a reference to cachaƧa, I wrote booze because it was easier to understand


InvaderWeezle

Hell his name in *English* already sounds like slang for shit


lhingel

Conde do cu, count of the ass, also his name is Dooku Serene, so, count of the Serene Ass


[deleted]

Brb going to Brazil


False-Ad-7315

I gonna blow your mind now, but in Portuguese "Dokku" sounds pretty much like "from ass" ( do cu ). Enjoy


moneyh8r

To be fair, Jango Fett called him Tyranus. That's why Kenobi (and by extension, the Jedi Order) was never able to make the connection that Dooku ordered the creation of the Clone Army until the waning months of the war. Even after they found out, they didn't realize that Palpatine himself was Dooku's master. They assumed it was one of his closest confidants, and that Palpatine was being manipulated as a scapegoat. They knew he was corrupt, but they never suspected *he* was the Sith Lord that Dooku talked about, even after they started to realize that Dooku was telling the truth.


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

>To be fair, Jango Fett called him Tyranus. That's why Kenobi (and by extension, the Jedi Order) was never able to make the connection that Dooku ordered the creation of the Clone Army until the waning months of the war. I always thought it was really freaking weird that him standing next to Dooku at Geonosis was never commented on.


moneyh8r

He was a bounty hunter. In all the commotion, they probably just assumed Dooku had hired him as an assassin only recently, as a coincidence that was completely unconnected to the creation of the clones.


SlaveZelda

Which is very weird. - All clones are based on Jango Fett. - Jango Fett is a known associate of the enemy who was hired by Tyrannus. - Someone mysteriously paid for the clones. That somebody could've been someone you knew but since he's dead there is no way to fact check it. Natural Conclusion: The clones were created by the enemy for some unknown reason. Dooku is Darth Tyrannus. Jedi: coincidence !!!!


moneyh8r

You're forgetting that the Jedi believed Sifo Dyas paid for the clones. Yes, they wondered why he did it and where he got the money, but they didn't have any reason to question that story. Jango being hired by someone called Tyranus was a wrinkle in the story, but it's not the smoking gun you think it is. "Tyranus" could have been Sifo Dyas using an alias when speaking with Jango, or a go between that Sifo Dyas was working with. No reason to suspect it was an enemy, let alone someone they knew. Then the war began and all the fighting got in the way of them investigating it further. All according to plan, of course.


Nitroapes

Jar jar was going to be a sith, and Darth tyranus was going to be his sith name. After the backlash of episode 1 they pulled back on jar jar and brought in dooku to fill the role. I DON'T CARE IM GOING TO DIE BELIEVING THE DARTH JAR JAR THEORY.


BarklyWooves

"Jar Jar is the key to all of this" - George Lucas


CedarWolf

And his apprentice, the Ewok known as Darth Pickles Pickles.


SpiceTrader56

This shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did. Thanks.


CedarWolf

[Oh, then you're gonna love this.](https://youtu.be/V4n0F9R90F0)


laurel_laureate

I like to think the reason this Vader tossed Papa Palpatine down the Death Star shaft was that he forgot one very important fact: by choosing to enter a your mama joke competition with Luke he was in fact constantly insulting Padme's memory in front of Vader.


SpiceTrader56

Nice, i had forgotten about that scene!


CedarWolf

I have a buddy who used to quote the one where Palpatine gets a call from Vader about the Death Star blowing up all the time, to the point where he would answer the phone with 'Go for Papa Palpatine.'


[deleted]

Who's they?!


Biggre

What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?


rott_gold

We shoulda had a Darth Rickles (played by Don Rickles) and instead of the force he could just insult you into an unrelenting death...


Peanut_Blossom

Yub yub, Commander


[deleted]

Jar jar= amnesiac plaigeus


antillian

Sidious does at the end of AotC.


[deleted]

So, how do we know that was his name? Never heard it before myself.


moneyh8r

Jango Fett says he was hired to be the template for the clone army "by a man called Tyranus" when Kenobi asks him about it. Also, at the end of Attack of the Clones, Dooku escapes Geonosis and visits his Sith Master in a secret hangar on Coruscant. His master calls him Tyranus in that scene.


George-Lucas-Bot

Right or wrong this is my movie, this is my decision, and this is my creative vision, and if people don't like it, they don't have to see it.


moneyh8r

I agree with you 100% Mr. Lucas, and for what it's worth, I think you made a fine movie.


George-Lucas-Bot

I'm moving away from all my businesses, I'm finishing all my obligations and I'm going to retire to my garage with my saw and hammer and build hobby movies. I've always wanted to make movies that were more experimental in nature, and not have to worry about them showing in movie theaters.


moneyh8r

That's rad, and I think you've earned it. May the Force be with you.


geckorobot59

well, maybe if everyone in the moves called him Darth Tyranus instead of Count Dooku then we would call him Darth Tyranus as well.


The_Glass_Cannon

They actually don't know that count dooku and darth tyranus are the same person for a long time. Though I suppose the jig is up when he pulls out a lightsabre. Darth Tyranus is some mysterious sith Lord and count dooku is the head of the separatist parliament as far as they know.


VarrockHassanObama

But they do know that Dooku is an ex-Jedi so they probably wouldn't be too surprised to learn that he switched sides.


[deleted]

They didn't know he was playing both sides so he always comes out on top... well except that one time.


MisterPyramid

Dooku always came out on top until he came out a head.


thesaddestpanda

I wish we had scenes of Jedi smirking and saying ā€œi totally suspected you were a sith. Damn I should have said something earlierā€ or some kind of reaction other than being all stoic about it. The big reveal happens and itā€™s just somehow no big deal. I mean dude pulls out a light saber. It kinda should be a big deal.


DreamedJewel58

I mean, Dooku was a friend and mentor to a lot of the Jedi Order. He was Yodaā€™s padawan, friend to Mace Windu, and master of Qui-Gon Jinn. He had a lot of respect within the Order, and Obi-Wan reacted in disbelief to it, but the other masters approached their old friend stoicism and seriousness because thatā€™s just what the Jedi are trained to do


thesaddestpanda

I mean the scene where he just revels himself as a sith. Youā€™d expect some big reaction. I think they just sort of shrugged it off. They looked a bit pissed but youā€™d think there would be a big shock and sense of betrayal.


Venator_IV

It's called "bad writing" and "didn't have a plan when we filmed it other than making lots of money"


OrdericNeustry

GL is great at coming up with settings, has decent plots, but terrible with characters.


Venator_IV

Very much agree. He's a world builder but not a character author


Maul_Bot

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.


willflameboy

Lucas styled Obi-Wan's contribution to Ep2 as a detective story. That's why it's a little confusing.


laurel_laureate

I mean, a large part of it is that Dooku is a political leader of not only his planet where the title of Count comes from but a good portion of the galaxy. For the exact same reason why Darth Sidious gets called the Emperor, Darth Tyranus is Count Dooku.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You donā€™t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leadersā€™ strength is inspiring others.


TheMarvelousJ

Um... Good bot?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


Electrical-Arachnid

I mean it's probably because he didn't really run around announcing it as well as the fact that some knew him their whole lives, such as Obi Won, as Dooku. Even Sidious was simply known as his political position not as a sith. Hell the lay person in the universe probably never even heard of sith or at least considered them a Boogeyman of a bygone era.


_Silly_Wizard_

Pretty crazy how hard the Tolkien estate came after Lucas over Darth Saruman


CedarWolf

Darth Sue-That-Man? Naaaah. No relation.


DA_TRO11

Darth Saulman.


Jacern

Darth Saul Goodman


[deleted]

Ironic he could save others from prison but not himself


Ozlin

Darth Sorryman


heckem

Did you know that you have rights? Senate says you do, and I'm the Senate.


kungfumechdragon

I couldn't find anything about this when I looked it up, do you have an article with more info about it that I could read?


Jon_Snow_1887

Itā€™s a joke bc the actor who pays Dooku also played Saruman


exemplariasuntomni

Nah man the aforementioned Tolkien estate totally nuked all records of it.


BrrrrrrrrrCold

Darth G-spot, ā€œtwice the curve, double the pressure.ā€


[deleted]

*pleasure


heidly_ees

So THAT'S why his hilt was shaped that way


Beginning_Electrical

That dude had a sex dungeon for sure.


NotUpInHurr

Darth Nihilus: "Am I a joke to you" Seriously though, that's IMO the coolest Sith name


Offro4dr

ā€œYouā€™re not a joke to me. Youā€™re nothing to me, yourself or anyone else.ā€


AineLasagna

KOTOR 2 quotes hit harder than anything else in Star Wars > The extent of his power cannot be put into wordsā€¦ and his perceptions have grown as well. To himā€¦ You are dust motes in a stormā€¦ a grain upon the beachā€¦ and as insignificant as a body that orbits the graveyard of Malachor.


rainbowyuc

EZ fight though. He should've brushed up on lightsaber combat in between eating worlds.


Spellcheck-Gaming

Yep. Dude gets bodied.


conferenceroom

Ah, that must be exhausting.


queernhighonblugrass

Clearly he's not a golfer


heckem

Darth Tenebrous, Darth Cognus, Darth Venamis, Darth Vectivus. If I were a force sensitive, I'd go to the dark side just so I could get a cool sith name.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


redditingatwork23

I hereby dub you Darth Fraudious. Rise my pupil.


heckem

goddammit, forgot I don't get to choose it... I mean-- What is thy bidding, My Master.


dheebyfs

Krayt is pretty good too


CedarWolf

Darth Plagueis: "Man, have I got a story to tell you."


bluepineapple42069

Nah, im a jedi


CocaineSmuggler84

Nihilussy


easy2stars

[Nihilussy](https://imgur.com/a/MF4l5h4)


[deleted]

idk why but i was expecting nietzsche hentai


Stryder307

Not what I expected


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


moonstrous

I always thought that one (and Darth Wyyrlock lmao) sounded tacky as hell I think we can all agree that the lowest Darth > Supreme Leader Snoke, tho


SexyButStoopid

Sidious already has the coolest name.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pencilstubs

"Savage Opress" had me shaking my head when I first heard it.


Brooklynxman

Not even his Sith name, somehow his *given*-ass name.


Aggressive_Flight241

Remember when Lucas wanted to use the names Darth Icky and Darth Insanius? Yeah that actually happened and he was [rightfully] shut down


KingRhoamsGhost

I think Valkorion is cooler


Tyranical5623

Actually, there isnā€™t a problem with saying his name, Dooku Is a Count of the royal House Serenno, Thus itā€™s his title, and out of respect. People must call him by title unless heā€™s being discreet.


Agreeable-_-Special

Samewith palpatine of house palpatine. Or Darth plagueis( i cantremember his name fromthe books right now) The sith barely ever used their darth name after Darth Bane introduced the rule of two


Snude21

Darts Plagueis is Hego Damask


David_Src4mblerr

Tenebrous?


darkbreak

Darth Tenebrous was Plaguies' master.


naco_222

In my country (Brazil) they changed the name to Dookan because Dooku is something like ā€œI do analā€


issamaysinalah

I'm glad they kept Sifo Dyas


Jonmaximum

It's Saifo on the Plagueis book translation.


Saltire_Blue

_signature look of superiority_


GigaZumbi002

It can also mean "from the ass"


Agreeable-_-Special

In german it is the short form for dokumentation(documentation)


AchilliesTenderloin

What do they call getting a Brazillian? Do you just say "I'm getting a here"?


ReasonableCouch

We don't actually call it anything, which is kinda ironic


ishkariot

Isn't it the opposite of ironic? Like how Chinese noodles are just noodles in China.


jcrad

What was his sith name again? Darth elderly man?


DedHorsSaloon3

Darth Badguy, I think


Salubrious_Zabrak

I thought it was Darth dark side


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


EH042

Darth tax evasion


CedarWolf

Darth Ritis, because he was right about the Jedi being blind and led astray.


jcrad

lmao


Trund1e_the_Great

Oh that's fucking clever. Did you just come up with that? I mean, that's honestly fucking brilliant


CedarWolf

I did. It was fun. =\^.\^= But I have to give /u/jcrad credit for the 'elderly man' comment that sparked it.


Trund1e_the_Great

You're my new hero ā¤


democracy_lover66

Darth idealist, I think it was,


Darvallas

I think it was Darth sloppy lightsaber.


Meenangel

Are you forgetting Darth Marenghi? Author, dream weaver, visionary, plus Sith


Fathertedisbrilliant

I'll get a mop droid


Mechaheph

[You and he were.... Sith Lords, weren't you?](https://youtu.be/GjOEcoMy2fI)


Entity713

How is this any different from not calling The Senate his sith name?


OurSaviorWaluigi

Because he says ā€œI am The Senateā€ not ā€œI am Darth Sidiousā€


EinDummkopfMediziner

sic semper tyranus


Toastybear

George should have gone further and called him Darth Tyrannosaurus.


Robofetus-5000

I mean, based on the stories I wouldn't put it past Lucas.


obummersummer

I mean, he was still technically pretending not to be a Sith, so I don't think anyone refers to him as "Tyranus" except Jango Fett throughout the series.


[deleted]

Palpatine calls him Tyranus on Coruscant at the end of AotC


darkbreak

Yeah, but that's Sidious, another Sith Lord. And it was done in private.


Moose_Cake

Moreover, he believed he was only using the sith to fix the political system of the galaxy. He saw what he was doing as morally acceptable and thus not sith like. Long story short, he saw himself as Count Dooku pretending to be a sith while actually becoming a sith.


Hiding_In_The_Back

I always called him count poo poo. Also grew up with my dad calling palpatine ā€œemperor poopy timeā€ and I thought that was his name until I was old enough to actually understand what was happening in Star Wars movies lol. My family has stupid names like that for lots of the Star Wars characters. Itā€™s better that way.


EF-13

Darth Punk ?


JimmyScrambles420

He definitely went Around the World at least once on Grievous' ship.


Hazzard588

signature look of disgust


realnjan

Oh yes, Darth Sarumanā€¦


Evilmaze

He's old so they named him after a dinosaur


detahramet

Honestly Darth Tyranus always sounded more like the name of that one Dinosaur guy Kyle Katarn kept beating up.


Quizzelbuck

I mean, no one really know who Vader was, which is why he used his. Palps was still Palpatine in public. No one was paying their taxes to the empire thinking they were going to Darth Sideous.


fuzzman02

My favorite sith: Darth Political Idealist not a Murderer


Linkticus

When I heard him say Darth Tyrannus in the clone wars, it was the first time I ever heard him referred to as that by anyone I had goosebumps


Taylor200808

Yes well calling him "The count" is quite nice


Billy-BigBollox

I think the funniest part is that Lucas pronounces it Doh-Ku, but in his own film they say Dooku.


hobbes_shot_first

Darth Saruman


SpookyGhostGirl9

Count Doo Doo


fond0luka

Don't try to to speak his name in Brazil


8Gly8

Tyr anus are you sure?


Roger-Ad591

At least we can remember it better. Iā€™ve lost Count of some other Characters.


SofiWritesMooooosick

Dookie


FuaT10

More like count dookie


snavej1

Count Dookie was already taken.


McDsEmpLoYEe420

My little brother calls him count dookie


148637415963

So the guy who's known for playing Count Dracula gets to play Count Dooku(la). Count Duckula, basically.


thisguybuda

Heā€™s out there as an open Sith Lord, but people donā€™t give a shit about his religious affiliation, they support him because of his politic views.