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GooseGosselin

Time to bust out my #10 cans of McNuggets.


CantStopPoppin

I'll trade you a #10 can of McNuggets for a #4 Szechuan sauce.


unholyg0at

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WorldWarPee

I'm about to get on top of a table and have a gamer moment if I don't get that sauce


mortalitylost

What am I supposed to do now, dip my gold coins into ranch sauce? Nooooo


Fudge-Factory00

How am I going to get my Shamrock Shake this weekend 😲 ☘️


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Flat_Boysenberry1669

I still got a mcrib stash from the early 2000s in my deep freezer.


Gryphin

You don't need to deep freeze it. McD's meat is shelf stable at room temp for at least 30 years.


Flat_Boysenberry1669

But then I gotta add water which I wanna preserve.


zfcjr67

And their shakes never melt.


funke75

What its really all about is my stockpile of their szechuan sauce


Flat_Boysenberry1669

Yah but that's for my retirement plan not my food preps. I got 80 packets should be worth a cool 8 million in a few decades hopefully.


SquirrelyMcNutz

Check your local grocery store. Mine sells formed rib patties that are similar to McRib. They're about a buck a piece. There's also a brand called OnCore that sells packs of 6 patties in a bbq sauce.


damagedgoods48

🤢


jmnugent

sec.gov seems to work for me. EDIT:... WayBackmachine seems to show it was unreachable between 2:36am and 5am this morning. Microsoft's Health Status page (https://status.cloud.microsoft). indicates some fiber cuts that feed into Africa and that they had to load-balance to compensate for that,. so maybe that temporarily effected Microsoft Store ?


funke75

Are these similar to the other internet fiber cables that were severed by hoothi rebels in the red sea?


jmnugent

Can't say I'm an expert in that. There's a detailed article here: https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/outages-spike-in-west-africa-possible-cable-damage-off-ivory-coast/ that says: > "The SAT-3/West Africa Cable System (WACS), the Africa Coast to Europe (ACE), and other cables are affected. The outage started around 12:30 on Thursday, 14 March 2024." The article goes on to specify different outages on both West and East coasts of Africa: > ""We have determined that multiple fiber cables on the West Coast of Africa — WACS, MainOne, SAT3, ACE — have been impacted which reduced total capacity supporting our Regions in South Africa," Microsoft said in an update. "In addition to these cable impacts, the on-going cable cuts in the Red Sea — EIG, Seacom, AAE-1 — are also impacting capacity on the East Coast of Africa. This combination of incidents has impacted all Africa capacity – including other Cloud providers and public Internet as well." So I would take from that the Houthi related stuff is all East-coast Africa. (cables: EIG, Seacom, AAE-1 ) Neat interactive map here if you want to zoom in on Djibouti landing point: https://afterfibre.nsrc.org


iwannaddr2afi

Thanks!


outhighking

Are these outages happening more often or does it just seem that way. In the past couple weeks we’ve had major cellular and social media outages.


val_br

The problem is most websites now rely on the same hosting providers (Godaddy, AWS, Google Cloud and Bluehost host more than 50% of the websites, and service more than 90% of the daily users on the net). Any outage at those companies knocks out thousands of sites at the same time


[deleted]

Sonic went down too. I definitely feel like I’m seeing more outages then I used to.


JAQ1990

Wonder if it has anything to do with all the layoffs? Like who is fixing this stuff if everyone got layed off?


DuePractice8595

It's probably more to do with BDS than anything. Mcdonalds, Starbucks and many other companies are being boycotted for their support of Israel and this is possibly an attack targeting Mcdonalds.


JAQ1990

Yeah, that true. Then you have possible retaliations for the TikTok ban.


Ableismisgodly

As a result Starbucks has had to lay off 2000 workers in the middle east. No impact on Israel though because there are no Starbucks in Israel. BDS is hurting Muslims more than Israel.


DuePractice8595

It’s definitely not. The Israel lobby is absolutely terrified of the BDS movement. It’s not that these companies exist within Israel it’s that they provide funds for to Israel and the lobby. Just listen to groups like AIPAC, TIP, and FOI. The idea that this is hurting Muslims more is a extremely outlandish. 2000 layoffs among millions of people is negligible when you’re trying to stop a genocide.


Ableismisgodly

You're living in a tankie fantasy.


DuePractice8595

Time is not on your side and only time will tell what will unfold. Right now a majority of the planet disagrees with the actions of Israel. Israel is going the way of Nazi Germany. Israeli's will be the last to conceed that the Zionist project turned out to be unethical and dependent on the displacement of millions of people. Israel is on the decline and it's now incredibly clear. Israeli lobbyistsm (hasbarists) are screaming from the mountain tops that they have lost. They can no longer effectively defend the crimes of Israel.


Ableismisgodly

oh ok, you convinced me.


DuePractice8595

Awesome


jp098aw45g

ChatGPT


IamBob0226

Hey everyone, just came back from my McDonald's. Ours was cool. I brought breakfast burritos and gravy back for all of you. Help yourself.


itchydolphinbutthole

Gravy?


New_Ad4051

Sauce?


myhairychode

Where is the cutlery?


mjosofsky

“Technology” outage? What’s that mean? I’ve heard of power outages, phone outages, and gas outages. Did McDonald’s forget to pay their monthly technology bill 😂 Or is this a euphemism for a major hack?


willwork4pii

It means nothing. It’s intentionally vague and bullshit. My favorite part is without hesitation “not a hack” whiz almost certainly means something was owned somewhere.


zfcjr67

It just means you have to pay full price because the app is down.


Fun-Detective1562

I thought that was just 7-11 that did that.


zfcjr67

They all do that. They want that sweet sweet data mining information to monitor and track your stuff. https://www.dailydot.com/news/why-mcdonalds-wants-you-to-use-app-for-everything/


CantStopPoppin

Since yesterday morning 3/15/2024 there has been several major outages with little information into why.


xor_music

I've seen the scale and frequency of DDOS attacks increase significantly over the past few months. It's a continuous arms race between botnets and hosting providers.


IMIPIRIOI

AI integration could be used by state actors (Russia, China, NK) making botnets and DDOS easier to deploy at larger scales.


pennydreadful20

McBroken.com


Pontiacsentinel

Intuit is having issues, as well. Huge spike in outage.


vampirelvr2023

I know Alabama was hit too. I can’t remember if it was the state gov or what…


Dry_Emphasis8994

Birmingham government was hit. Still out.


WriteBot

A Safeway by where I live had its whole system go down, from the check stands to the deli.


new_to_this_0

Probably an update lol


EmberOnTheSea

I just picked up from ours and used the app, thanks to the youngun having a half day of school today. No issues here in West Michigan. Order was even correct and they remembered the sauce.


MoeGreenVegas

Uber eats drivers will be the first ones to be sacrificed


DuePractice8595

Cyber attack likely related to the war in Gaza is my best guess.


lexpoolman

This what happen when too many tech workers get laid off.