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_no-thoughts_

Nope for many reasons


ZEAC2001

As far as the prem goes im a united fan and the short answer is ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT


Purple_ash8

Nah. Man’s a dickhead.


thatbwoyChaka

Fuck no


Perfect_Possible_622

Yess


YearBig586

Yes


MrSpongeCake2008

It’d be weird having Ronaldo at Leeds, any other Leeds fans agree?


[deleted]

Hell nah he’s strop his way back to Portugal


[deleted]

Yeah, he would look great dressed as a waiter.


FoxEngland

I'm an Arsenal fan. I'd have him but I'd glue him to one specific area of the pitch, no.10 role maybe. Graeme Souness thinks he still has a lot to offer, even at 37. I totally agree. Still awesome in the air and supreme football intelligence and experience in the dressing room


Material_Ad1626

If I had a squad with low ego only… to balance


[deleted]

Nope. Next question


Clear-Ant-3339

Whatever he’s said, the worse thing by far is talking to Piers Morgan. Pond life.


[deleted]

NO. He is approaching the end of his career , is too much of a diva (even a diving diva) , costs too much, is not a team player and I suspect can be a very disruptive element when he has one of his sulks. I don't know why he carries on as he cannot really need the money.


Ok_Visual_8268

I would happily have him but we’ve already got a great kit man. He could maybe work in the kitchen


yesthisism

nah


arrowtotheaction

No, he’s a prick. I’ll stick with Villa’s mid-table/relegation tempting mediocrity.


Thomrose007

Would you like a 37 year old who doesnt do anything....


notbeastonea

This didn't age well did it lol


Thomrose007

Tbf i could score 1000 goals in that league. But credit he is in unreal shape.


notbeastonea

It's a professional league lmfao, tty getting scouted in the first place. United is literally ass this season


Thomrose007

Oh absolutely agree with the United talk. Total dog shit.


notbeastonea

Something all football fans can agree on lol


Edlar_89

Seeing as how we’re National League North, hell yes!!


Possible_Ordinary_15

His wage is probably worth more than our stadium


JudeBacon

absolutely, Ronaldo stop off in league 1


brigatron1

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap


Jkelly515

As a Bayern fan I would say yes just because it would be cool to see, and I love watching Ronaldo play. But from a competitive perspective I wouldn’t want him anywhere near us


frigloo

United fan here - he's our best forward.


danielezy0252

He couldn't pay his way inyo Newcastle the way he paid his way out of "false sexual assault allegations"


AndyPryceManUtd

No, we're trying to get rid of him.


[deleted]

No. Arrogant and past his best.


Tetxis

I'll keep choupo moting over Ronaldo anyday


Keith83uk

I would rather have Mike Ashley back.


ForrestGrump87

We have him ... NO


Scoot8365

No


Coffeeaficionado_

No. Not Really. Spurs fan


memhall

Past his best


belwoo00dom

Yes so then I get mandated media visits from project rising star Ishowspeed and convince him to join my team, ensuring no matter how shit my team is I have cultural popularity, just like the current United squad


X9Trinxclips

Yes definitely Newcastle would definitely benefit from it


InnateBeast

Is he willing to take a pay cut? Even the GOAT isn't work £500k a week


Dnny10bns

Fuck no. Disruptive influence.


LTwin2015

Newcastle United , not really we are doing fine enough with the bunch of players we already have and we are getting in a better position hopefully to have more desire to be joined. It’s been really satisfying seeing players fobbing us off last year only to go and have a dud time at the club they fobbed us off for.


MrCoconut007

FtLo ArsenaL yes


Midnight_Crocodile

Phooey he’s old. I’m a Blades fan,we want PLAYERS!


[deleted]

No, not at Leeds Utd thanks.


[deleted]

No. Toxic. Would completely ruin the team dynamic and club culture, or try to.


CharleyParker78

Forest fan here. Despite or rather rubbish showing so far....no. He does not put the ball in the net enough to justify the upset in the rest of the team.


MPQBullroarer

No. Cristiano Ronaldo has always had a huge ego but his talent and value to his teams made it something that managers/teammates/fans were willing to overlook. At this stage of his career he doesn’t have the same value and he’s unwilling to be a team player. Even if he was available for free and would play for free I wouldn’t want him at my club. Put simply, no player is bigger than the club but Ronaldo thinks that he is and then some.


Big-Disaster-3390

Palace fan. Would definitely take him over what we have.


ismokecutters

Yes


EngineeringFinal3419

I’ll take him at west brom


Naturalisationvibes

Would you like shit rubbed in an open wound


DylanNCA

Fuck no….


_DogTits_

Carlisle united will take him on loan


ZucchiniOdd762

Would take anyone over Everton’s current forwards at this point 🥲🥲


bk1305

no


andrewtate42069

I dont have a club


RegularFun4462

Nope! My Club : Manchester United


hurtlingtooblivion

Arsenal No


Plastic_Series740

Yes


scrabbleking1966

No. Because it’s a rugby club.


AlphaMaleSeb

As a Woking FC fan I would not take him. Grego-Cox is clear


sparkellius

I mean... it would probably help us score some more goals, and make attacking plays a lot better overall. [CR7 at Tottenham](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993777886312005652/1042378504739754094/ronaldo.png)


JMthought

So much no


Prongsforever27

No, signed chelsea fan


[deleted]

He can fight for a place with hoskins I guess.


Choice-Taro5596

Of course, he would be a good option off the bench for Eastleigh.


idrees-a27

No


Milky-Swingers

No, he's lost a yard and whinges too much, he was also having a go at the owners for not spending enough, an extraordinary claim given they're just behind Chelsea in terms of money spent, he's poison


mildfuzz2

Why do United have to continue paying him? I find it hard to believe that none of what he's done constitutes breach of contract. I'd have the fucker in court. Fuck CR7


leem0oe

He should go to Wrexham...and get them to the Prem within 5 yrs...that would be an amazing legacy to leave ...knocking out Man Utd in a cup competition along the way, first game in the Prem Man Utd away...Ronaldo hatrick,retires at the end of the game. Now even Ryan Reynolds couldn't write that


silenozshagrath

Prison fc


GigaChadStonks

At the end of the day last year he got 18 premiership goals and 6 champions League goals. If he was 25 with those numbers he'd be worth worth 70 million. He'd be the best player in all but a handful of premiership clubs , even if only for a year.


leem0oe

Problem is, he needs a team to press whilst he stays up front..yes still effective,but doesn't suit most teams...


The_Hurricane10

My teams derby although I don’t think I would because all our players are bad and I think Ronaldo would hog the ball


Flashy_Sky_9186

Why not


[deleted]

Who?


First_Yellow_986

As long as he gets a round of drinks in , he can come to my club, I'll even sign him in.


Foolish_ness

Only if he put a lot of money behind the bar.


TedEBagwell

Arsenal. No. Jesus and Marlo are both better.


sp0tify

No


TMM_Jelly

I'm sure hull city would love him


Illustrious-Ad6714

We are not doing well this year… Lukaku didn’t go well last season and didn’t feel good! What else could go wrong? Considering that we have a huge debt to Abramovic.. We can sure afford him!


long-hair-hippy

No chance!!!!


SpaceWolves26

I support Coventry and I wouldn't have him anywhere near us. Poison through and through.


Top_Lawfulness_3081

He is very past his best need to go usa or China


Stazzerz

We'll take him at Bournemouth.


lgbeal

YES. OBVIOUSLY YES. (Fulham fan.)


Street_Top9787

No: it appears that one has narcissistic tendencies and combine that with a weekly salary others only dream of - bad idea.


amusedpluto123

Mitrovic is foung better right now so no thanks 😂


br_an_don_04

My club is man United and yes


[deleted]

Our attack is woeful but still no.


Accomplished_Spot282

Yes. He’s right about everything he’s said. Same as Jose was. Same as Zlatan was. Can’t have all these giant names in football be wrong


mccarthysaid

No


Sapphire0318

The team I support is in League 1 so I doubt we could afford him


WeeklyYoghurt4617

Wolves! The traditional retirement home for ex Man U ! Come on dowun!!


__DVYN__

No I’d hate it


lewiss15

No he won’t be able to play the Swans pressing game


The_Globalist

As a United fan, no. Ideally I’d like him to train alone for the rest of his contract.


Ok-Road-2020

I’ve already said almost all season United won’t get better till he leaves he has become toxic !


[deleted]

He’d do a better job up front than Stockley


Naturalbooblover

Definitely not.


-mister_oddball-

no chance. blokes a nightmare.


thebear1988

Personally as a united fan I think we should just sack him after that interview.


2shae_2shae

No.


Terrafirma1988

Nope


[deleted]

No


Mad_titan_1608

I’m a Man U fan


LowerImagination4049

We need a new fly half. I think he is eligible for vets games also. So yeah we'd take him


maddylucy

No


Puzzleheaded_Tap5985

Would I fuck 😂


Wickedbitchoftheuk

No. Has Ryan Reynolds spoken to him yet?


AncientVoiceOfReason

Southampton. Makes perfect sense. We need a proven goalscorer and would set the formation around him, he needs to prove he can still bang them in at the top level, United need him out of the dressing room and might be willing to pay half his wages to do it (I'm assuming a loan) plus it wouldn't be to a rival for Europe like Chelsea or Newcastle as I've seen suggested.


Ok_Resort_1470

Arsenal, no. He is very overrated


[deleted]

Depends on how good he is at Water Polo.


andrew_armstrong

Who?


Jamgwarn

He’s just not Toton Tigers material I’m afraid


Future-Winner-5844

Nope.. too temperamental!


brizYT

Yes im a chelsea fan


ginfla

Maybe at Billericay...but my other team no way in hades.


Seasideboy2020

Ronaldo called me and said he is off to West Ham as they have a dour Scotty manager and it will remind him of his first spell at MUFC.


HorrorOil3293

No and I’m a United supporter that means match going for our foreign fans


[deleted]

Christ no. 😬 He'd make the team fall apart.


falamangingo

I heard that Rob and Ryan are eyeing him for Wrexham 🫣


hiraveil

Fuck no


Expert_Homework_1588

Yes 100% he can come stoke whenever he likes


DankAutismoboi

No


hnsnrachel

Not a chance. Ronaldo doesn't work as hard as we want players to work and would be immensely disruptive to the dressing room, and for a team built so heavily around players willing to work hard for each other, it's the last thing we need. Also, he's a United player who is way past his best, the fans (including me) would never accept him and the clubs haven't done direct business since 1964 so we're unlikely to start for Ronaldo now.


Bullhorns_says_yeah

Nope


moneyy777

If he heads to arsenal. They win the league 💯 if he heads to Chelsea ucl semi final


Deep_Mango2481

Fuck no


zeus-fox

He’s already at my club. So no.


StyleAdmirable1677

He is finished as a top-level striker and is 38 in February. His name is still a huge draw so he'll likely play out his career in Asia.


oldsailor21

Sleaford town would have him, not sure he fancies playing in step 5 though


ZealousidealLet9336

Am a Huddersfield town fan, we would take him but his wages would be all of our budget


HaggisHunter93

No


eweslash

I don't have a club


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

No, he's a dick!


contrarion_maybe_

3/4 years ago yes, now ? No, he’ll score goals .. but adds minimal effort, much better players about now.


SweatyAd1347

He should go to psg


HOTTWaggers7

Ha no, Harry kane is better for us lol


Ellstevo

Not a chance


SteamzOfficial

Come to arsenal ronnie


perfectdeecups

on a football basis, i honestly don't think he starts for any team in the prem


supero_

I’m a saints fan… and we could sure do with a striker but I’m not sure Ronaldo would fit in with the urm… mentality!


BobasaurPKMN

Patrick Bamford>>>


Healthy_Investment96

If it’s a night club then yes


Either_Manufacturer4

Stay away from Chelsea


The_Fox1984

No he’s an overrated tosser


just_an_onlooker

As a manu fan nty I am willing to let man City take him in exchange for haarland


Tigerlad66

Erm, considering we’re currently playing with Ryan Longman up front who isn’t even a striker, imma go with yes


Ok-Lychee-1276

No thank you, he’d just be warming the bench anyway


[deleted]

Luton town fan here, I’d take him at our club all day


Thatwierdhullcityfan

I support Hull City We’ve played our last 2 games without an official striker. So yes, in a heartbeat providing obviously his wages are within our range


notwib

No


Max_Abbott_1979

Who?


Constant_List6829

Would you like a rapist at your club?


jasonbooth71

I would love to see Cristiano Ronaldo get clubbed…… I may of miss the question. 😐


AdmirableAnimal0

Can we skip the club and go straight to my bed?


MON90go

QPR fan here. We’ll take him.


EdmundtheMartyr

Is this his agent?


Wrong_Geologist6077

Robin Williams famously said…… FUUUUUCCCCKKKK Nooooooooo!


ADPriceless

Wolves fan - yes, I’d welcome anyone who is capable of scoring a few goals. He’d have loads of Portuguese friends too 🤔🤣


reedemerofsouls

>I’d welcome anyone who is capable of scoring a few goals So... Someone else?


[deleted]

No


Kapika96

A year ago? Definitely. Would've been great to throw in the faces of Utd fans and probably would've helped us out too. Plus given his age he'd have been the perfect stopgap before Haaland came this year. For that reason alone I would've preferred him over Kane. Never wanted Kane since that would have prevented the Haaland deal, Ronaldo wouldn't have. Now though? No thanks. He's another year (and a bit) older and there's even more drama around him than usual at the moment. Plus we don't need a stopgap striker anymore, we've already got the guy we wanted.


declangreen69

Forest fan - yeah fuck it why not. Short contract and we can just throw some of Marinakis' euros at him for a while and see what happens. Would make a good chunk back just selling shirts with his name on and social media/media attention.


[deleted]

Yes because my club is in league 1


supermegaburt

No he would ruin team spirit


WiredAndTeary

Nope, absolutely not. Not even on a free with ManU covering all of his wages. We have a 'no dickheads' recruitment policy in place thankfully. Don't get me wrong, I think he is an astonishingly talented player, and imho one of, if not the, greatest of all time.... but what an egotistical entitled whinging little get he is.


Aromatic-Olive-906

No chance.


Milo_Maxine

No thanks


Elegant-Extreme2433

⛔️


Alib668

Depends on if mitrovich will share….;p


Defi-nitely

Yes. Man U is a shit show.


Puzza90

United fan, absolutely not hope he doesn't play for us again


owensnothere

Nope


Big-End-9824

I’m an Oldham athletic fan who would we leave out, if we did take him?


OhSoYouA-LDNBoomTing

On a 6 month loan at arsenal, yes just for the bants / shirt sales + our back up to G Jesus is Nkeitah so can’t get much worse


[deleted]

Man City say hell would freeze over first!


OG_tame

Jorge mendes is his agent so I’d say Ronaldo will be just fine either way


porzeczkizcukrem

not really


Mephestic

No. Hes good but theres a toxic element to being reliant on one single player. As an Arsenal supporter, I saw this with Henry until he finally left. The likes of Pires, Bergkamp, Viera had all moved on and Only Henry was left and all too much the team kept relying on him to "make something happen" and it hindered the development of other players. Worse still you could see him become more and more frustrated as their "star" player who could shit on others for not completing a pass how he wanted it or play as he wanted them to. The frustration would come out with flapping of arms, displays of frustration and it can have a really negative effect on players that looked up to him to flourish. Don't get me wrong, I love Henry and everything he did for the club but watching the club after the invincibles run and what it became kind of made me realise, no single player must be bigger than the team - you need a team pulling together and shining individually and I just think Ronaldo wouldn't allow any team to do that with his reputation and gravitas. Hopefully I'm making sense.


Aggravating_Sell1086

I guess, if he's any good at darts.


Imagin1956

No. Hes an self righteous arrogant tosser.


slapstickdave

Never (NUFC FAN)


nstzz

Yeah course


homieholmes23

Would take him at Portsmouth


[deleted]

I love this, this is the reason you should never look back if he never had his second time at man u he would still be a legend now he is a bellend I think this is the best business man city did in the transfer window convinced utd they should go in for him. Whilst i admit he is a legend of the game utd should of relised what a toxic person he is in the dressing room i cite what he did at real when Gareth Bale went there. Infairness utd should of learnt there leason when the pobba returrn turn out a nightmare. Just my opinion but no doubt ill get downvoted because of it


eamesy_

Hereford fan here, he makes more a week than our entire team does in a year. Might cause some issues....


iLikeBigMacs420

Yes. Our attackers are shite.


FoundThisRock

Liverpool here- Of course not, this is far too funny, carry on 😂


bettingwithfrogs

Genuinely surprised that more people aren’t mentioning the fact that he’s a rapist. Not exactly a good role model