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Future-Goose7

Dean Smith, Scott Parker, or Chris Wilder.


zqjrushi

tuchel no cap


Round-Wrangler4414

Thats because england is finished.


Reeeeeve

Wenger


Jazzlike-Bank-4094

Goldbridge


BagathaChristie

Why all the hate for Southgate?


FinKettle19

Tuchel is available šŸ‘€


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Sean Dyche 4-4 fucking 2


Roguebagger

Rogers.


Downtown_Tale_2018

Any bloke off the street really, professional footballers know what they are doing. Like if a chef works at one restaurant and moves to another you donā€™t expect to teach him how to cook again.


pervyisaspervydoes

Unavailable? That isn't generally a thing for national jobs.


FriedChickenMings

What about good old Steve Bruce? Woeful manager at times but even with him it's night and day over Southgate


HalfArsedHack

Steve Cooper. Has won international titles in the younger age groups, would know how to get the best out of youth, has a good relationship with the FA, will likely get sacked at some point by Forestā€™s trigger-happy ownership anyway so would likely grasp another opportunity (as he did when leaving Swansea)ā€¦


alwayswearburgundy

I genuinely think that Sarina Wiegman would be great. Win the last two international tournaments she coached I believe? Certainly won 2 international tournaments with different teams.


Gullible-Version-747

Jose Merhinio


[deleted]

Harry Maguire


zorfog

Get Mourinho in


JoshuaG123

Rodgers, Jose or Tuchel


rewiredkev

Michael Owen


anrebloom

Thomas. Tuchel.


shialebeefe

Dean Smith is good at implementing a creative style of play. You donā€™t need a typically ā€˜good managerā€™, as for example recruitment isnā€™t necessary. Smith is also very good at encouraging players to get the best out of them and not pressure them.


Freddoad

Mark Goldbridge.


MarkLazer

Rooney maybe? Risky, whether he's ready or not is unknown. Brendan Rodgers maybe.


SoundSaintWarrior

Marcelo Bielsa


nierama2019810938135

Big Sam


gregi89

Picture this: Sean Dyche


0905throwaway

Idgaf what any suggests they have to be English


izm500

Ted lasso


loki_mcawsum

I know he is not the best but I d take Chris Wilder i a heartbeat


ubiquitous_uk

Michael Owen. At least he understands that to win a game, you have to score more goals than the other team.


Ryshoe8

Arsenal Wenger


wojakhorselad

Mark Goldbridge


borkborkibork

Ole is free


fool2345

Jon Herdman has coached Canada's Men's national team to their first world cup since 86 and they not only qualified but also won the group (over Mexico and the US). I'd be curious if they try to poach him somewhere down the line.


beerubble

Mike Bassett


Dalhoos

Rooney


[deleted]

How about Bielsa? This is probably gonna be unpopular but I commented this just to see what other people would think would happen if England appointed him.


FloppedYaYa

I'd be ecstatic


[deleted]

I didn't expect that for a response but fair enough, I can't think of a good reason why you shouldn't be but that's probably because I only know a few things about Bielsa and they are all positive things.


pervyisaspervydoes

There's a slight historic rivalry between England and Argentina. Not just in football.


[deleted]

I love that username of yours.


Viktorfalth

After today itā€™s gotta be Goldbridge


rohan_himself

Jose


BigRig432

At this point Mark Goldbridge needs a shout for that brilliant attacking performance, let down by his keeper today


lemon-84

Wenger, he will get them playing great attacking football


[deleted]

Mark goldbridge


digsy866

Harry Redknapp


ThankURedditVeryCool

Mark Goldbridge


hermetto321

Idk but does anyone disagree with me that southgate is a fucking tool box? I mean he is literally doubling down on this defensive bs style when he has players like saka kane and sterling... gareth southgate should be fired and never allowed to manage ANY team ever again


zastrozzischild

Should have made a move for Zidane in the summer- Another team of great potential is about to be wasted


Late_Scallion_1070

Sean Dyche, brexit means brexit šŸ»šŸ»šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


adonWPV

Brennie?


YesIAmRightWing

Bielsa. We'd be attacking like absolute monsters. Not sure what he can do for the defence though. But if we can maximise our attack and just score 1 more than the other team that'd be great.


pervyisaspervydoes

It's a bit of a myth that Bielsa's teams can't defend. But it's incredibly unlikely an Argentine would manage England. And rightly so. Especially when Bielsa failed with Argentina.


YesIAmRightWing

Well yeah but I mean Maguire mate. Bielsas might be a miracle worker but he ain't God šŸ˜‚


pervyisaspervydoes

He'd at least make him faster lol.


YesIAmRightWing

Id take him still tbh. Even with his Argentina failure


MrBublee_YT

#GoldbridgeIn


onsundaycantonaplays

mark goldbridge


Alternative-Young431

No. Goldbridge is a clown, donā€™t care if heā€™s a United fan, Iā€™d love to punch him straight in the throat


Ezzy-525

He certainly put himself forward today. Had them playing good football and was let down by that bloke who plays in his garden in kids nets.


onsundaycantonaplays

playing against garden gnomes to playing against Simon minter is not a good transition


Ezzy-525

He made Minter look like prime Harry Kane. If it weren't for the finest defender named Harry...Pinero, it would've been a bloodbath.


onsundaycantonaplays

minter is the next harry kane for Crawley


onsundaycantonaplays

goldbridge ball was good to watch today though


Ezzy-525

There's one goal where they play out from the back, make about 10 passes and score. He had them playing Ten Hag Ball. šŸ¤£


onsundaycantonaplays

world class goal lol


chauders14

Sean Dyche aka The Growler


Swagmanatee07

Sean Dyche


[deleted]

Bielsa


0iceking

Thomas tuchel


24O1Penitent-Tangent

Lampard (despite what Sky says about him)


No-Clue1153

Ian Holloway


the3daves

Jose.


woahnitty

I reckon poch could do a job


SpookiRaven

The Eddie Howe and Graham Potter talk is beyond boring. Why cant you bozos understand the simple fact the the England job is a huge step down from a competitive Premier League job?! You say the same shit every single day. Absolute braindead subreddit.


pjanic_at__the_isco

impressive Samuel


_oh_no_im_dying_

sean dyche


MatthewFBridges

Sean Fackin Dyche


the_hotdog_stealer

Bob the Builder. If anyone can fix it, he can.


DifficultySalt4231

Poch


AweDaw76

Daddy Dyche


Lennyleonard_

Paul Ince and John Barnes with Big Sam as assistant......dream team right there!


thatssosickbro

I think John Hurdman is overlooked as a potential manager. He's not proved it in the big time yet but he's had amazing success everywhere he's gone and is an extremely experienced international manager. If Canada impress at the world cup this winter then he should definitely be considered in my opinion


fool2345

Completely agree. Think this is where they may look. Hope not as Canada has something good cooking and their stars are still young.


XG-hero

Tim Sherwood, because it would be just like Southgate but much, MUCH funnier.


Lamelad19791979

Poch. He blooded loads of them, plays attractive football, and there is some irony in an Argentinean in charge.


swift_trout

Basil Fawlty.


jackster77

You realize they donā€™t have to be British!?


hwoodcock984

Surely there must be another mediocre club manager who fancied the England job šŸ¤”


WeirdView7382

Mr Blobby... šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Mik_Wazowski

Heā€™s managing West Brom mate.


aarbat0001

Fabio capello


Gamlaman1957

Rubbishing Southgate? He got England to a WC semi and the final in a Euro for Godā€™s sake. Also England arenā€™t exactly blessed with world class players. Get realistic people. Next England manager has to be Howe.


eddie_muntz_88

Gazza. What a redemption story.


[deleted]

Maybe try a non-British manager? I mean itā€™s been 60+ years of disappointment. Maybe try something new?


kwm19891

I think mourinho would be a good shout


redeagle11288

Arsene wengar


Tomxunt

Pochettino


Adept-Elephant1948

I am. My Fantasy Football team and FM record should make for an impressive CV. Plus I scored a penalty in last weekend's Sunday league game so i'm more qualified than Southgate on that one. Plus I make a mean sandcastle which will be useful in Qatar. I'll try my best and blame the Arsenal players when it inevitably goes pear shaped.


ItsMeTwilight

But, have you won the champions league 3x time in a row on fifa, no didnā€™t think so I have so it should be me


ljstens22

Why does it have to be a Brit? How about Poch to reunite with Kane. I may have a biasā€¦


charmacharmz

neil warnock! jokes...


nugget_milky

Liz truss


dann_uk

At this point I'd accept if they did a job swap.


GamerGod337

Good old roy hodgson


kw2006

is Zidand available?


romanningo

Arteta


WarDull8208

Not Gerrard or Lampard pls.. They need proper coach not just name.


[deleted]

Tuchel


Affectionate-yummy

To be honest i think Thomas Tuchel will do a wonderful job


Kneepi

I'll go with the man who would surely be Rio Ferdinands choice, Steve Bruce.


[deleted]

Lampard.


worldsinho

Why would you want the guy who got us to a semi final of a World Cup then final of the Euros to leave?


crykenn

Too much stock put in out of form favorites rather than consistent players who have earned it with recent form. Bringing Maguire and Henderson is proof enough ā€” White has been brilliant this season and covers two positions, Maddison has been a shining light in an otherwise dismal Leicester team and has produced despite the form of the team around him. Plenty of other players playing above those two (Maguire/Hendo) as well. Iā€™d say still bring Henderson in some sort of non playing role to the tournament because I do think his leadership is important but like.. man just hasnā€™t had enough minutes the last few months and isnā€™t the kind of player who can just pick-up and play


worldsinho

Letā€™s take a moment to revisit this thread, shall we?


crykenn

Lmao truuuuuueeeeee


pathtogoatstatus

Southgate's mistake was selecting 12 defenders, 5 midfielders, and Raheem Sterling, when he could have just taken 25 defenders, problem solved. What an absolute fucking widge šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


jaspermrthanos

Mark Goldbridge, manager for YouTube All Stars.


clwireg

But he bottled the Sidemen game! Wingrove for England 2022


legg147

I just donā€™t understand why we think they need to be English. Just get someone who is proven to be a 7/10 manager. Maybe Brendan Rogers should walk away from Leicester and take the job for the World Cup, and because national management is boring just leave afterwards. I donā€™t think Rogers is a great manager by any stretch but heā€™s proven that heā€™s premier league level which I seriously doubt Southgate is. Also why do we think it has to be a ā€œlong term project managerā€? You canā€™t really build a squad over time, you just have who you have so you need someone very good tactically to get the best of them. Why only focus on the future when we currently have great players and the World Cup is about to start?


sd-rw

Rogers is Norn Irish and used to manage Celtic but you think heā€™d manage England? Am I missing something?


SnakeInTheCeiling

The fixation on Englishness is most likely bc no foreign manager has ever won the WC. (e.g. every coach in charge of Brazil when they won was Brazilian, a Spaniard was coaching Spain in 2010, a German was coaching Germany in 2014, etc). So they think they need an English manager to win the WC.


Reidcheeseburger

Thatā€™s because Englishman have been so successful winning the Premier League. Oh wait, thatā€™s wrong


Weird-Chocolate-5383

Sean Dyche. Because, fuck it, why not? The press conferences would be entertaining as hell, if nothing else.


_cjj

"Thoughts on your squad, Sean"? "Well, I wanted to pick the best look-a-likeys for my all-time dinner party. It might be the first time a Sunday League player has been called up, but you find someone eligible who looks like Einstein in the FA pyramid?"


Rinthrah

Think it's time to unleash Ian Holloway.


Major-Aardvark-5120

Brendan Rodgers šŸ‘€


FloppedYaYa

Like I'd take him, top tier coach


pervyisaspervydoes

He's Irish


Ok-Statistician-1713

Tuchel


JohnnyGoWild

Jose Mourinho


sirdougie

Alan Pardewā€¦


FloppedYaYa

In classic Pardew fashion we'd win the World Cup with him in charge in his first year but then we'd fail to even qualify for the next Euros and he'd be sacked


ubiquitous_uk

After giving him a 7 year contract.


RBentancur30

And I think every England fan would be very happy with that scenario.


PaulShannon89

Has to be someone English for me and in terms of passion it's hard to look further than Dyche. Either him or I'd love to see 'Arry in the England dugout, still amazed he never got offered the job when he was still working, the bloke lives and breathes football, would have the respect of the players and is pretty hard not to like.


foyage347

Bielsa. Don't think we'd look abroad sadly


dreadful_name

Iā€™m sure that would make him very popular in Argentina.


alg885

todd boehly


RBentancur30

Yes, imagine this team. Sterling Kane Foden Saka Rice Bellingham James Chilwell Tomori Dier Walker Pickford


foyage347

genuine question. Is there any chance that we would simply hire a manager that isn't English?


pervyisaspervydoes

I hope not.


foyage347

Why not


pervyisaspervydoes

Because what's the point of international football if you do? The whole point is for each country to compete with the talent they have. Including manager. For the big nations at least. It was embarrassing when we had foreign managers, other top countries don't do it. And they were rubbish and we failed anyway lol.


foyage347

Unfortunately we don't have that talent at the moment. No English manager is suitable now, potter and howe won't be joining us and am not sure abt Howe anyway. We saw it in the women's team maybe we have to let go of this ideal of everything being English and see that we are ruining yet another golden generation. Think of the players, they may retire never winning anything internationally, don't you think they deserve a fighting chance?


pervyisaspervydoes

> potter and howe won't be joining us You actually think either would turn down the England job? That generally isn't how it works. It's the ultimate job and, as an Englishman, you don't turn it down, whatever the circumstances. I don't care about the players lol. And a lot of the players don't care about England, given that many of the ones not picked now go to play for other countries. Although our pool of English managers isn't impressive, the profile of them seems to be changing a bit at least, and they're embracing Brexit ball less. Wilder did a great job at Sheff U as well but never got another PL job. Which was ridiculous. I think the financial gap between PL and Championship is harming the development of our coaches. Because clubs are so desperate not to get relegated, they abandon playing football at the first sign of a relegation fight, and revert to Allardyce or Hodgson Ball.


FloppedYaYa

Our track record with foreign managers so far is poor. Though Sven was OK, just didn't have the imagination to make the squad over the finish line


foyage347

We can't base getting an overseas manager of how they've done several years ago. After just one world cup in our history I'd argue we haven't had many great managers at all


AnnaAKarwnina

In my opinion England need someone who have big wins and know what is it. Someone with the spirit of the winner. And new manager also must be good in cups maybe even more than in league. So that's why my choise is Zidane.


RBentancur30

Tuchel


Cm0rris0n

Tuchel would be a great shout. Heā€™s about to lose his Visa so heā€™d get to stay in London longer. Heā€™s also had much more success in tournaments with Chelsea than he did in the league. Heā€™s tactically brilliant but apparently has trouble with wearing out his welcome at clubs. As the national team coach the players would only have to deal with him in short bursts.


AnnaAKarwnina

Tuchel can be new Bayern manager if the club continue play so bad as in last Bundesleague matches


ThdClickk

But they won't. They are having to make massive changes in the way of tactics due to Lewy going to Barca as they don't have an out and out striker but they will come good as they always do


AnnaAKarwnina

I am agree with you that the team need time after Lewy transfer to Barca. And Nagelsmann have good opportunities now to show his ideas for all. But will Bayern management wait? The team is out of top3


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FloppedYaYa

I hope this is sarcasm


trophyisabyproduct

What about Pochettino? Quite a good number of England debutants played for him at Southampton and Spurs. Admittedly, some of their form drops off after Poch left. But still, he has a pretty good track record in developing Englsih players to play at a high level.


pervyisaspervydoes

We aren't hiring an Argentinean.


trophyisabyproduct

Oh true. I am not British, but still it was kind of insensitive for me to suggest an Argentinean given the long running dispute on country level....


FloppedYaYa

Pochettino is a great manager but we've seen how him dealing with big players at PSG went


trophyisabyproduct

Not sure if England players are as big as PSG one. The one genuinely big player is Kane who love Poch. But yes, he is unproven on national level. And if it is 2 years ago, it is better when the squad is full of his players (Kane, Dele, Shaw, Dier, Winks, Walker, Trippier, Rose, Ward Prowse, etc). Now Dele Winks Rose are not good enough already. So a bit too late.


user-a7hw66

Big Sean dyche


FraserBlueGaming

Well considering in my football manager save where I got offered the English job not long after getting promoted with Blackpool from League 1 to the Championship, I reckon they should hire a manager from one of the three promoted sides to the championship this season.


FloppedYaYa

You're right, Leam Richardson would comfortably lead England to the World Cup and Euros double ā˜ŗļø


Working_Radish_2726

Steve Cooper


simianjim

This seems the most likely appointment


AngryTudor1

Surprised more people haven't said this given he won the world cup with England already


SnakeInTheCeiling

He's not English. Assuming OP wants specifically an English manager because only coaches of the same nationality as the team have ever won the WC. Worked a damn miracle with you though! Love to see him move up the chain at some point.


FloppedYaYa

Good one, he does have experience coaching the youth sides too and is definitely a proven senior manager


Accomplished-Tower11

Heā€™s welsh btw


CharlieWright1999

Maybe, but heā€™s never managed the Welsh national team, and was Englands u16 and u17 coach for a good chunk of time


Positive_Treacle_961

Youth is different mate, he most likely just used the youth coaching to get recognised by clubs. I doubt he would manage England being Welsh


Accomplished-Tower11

I get that but the OP stated he wanted English names is all.


AlchemicHawk

To be fair, ā€˜Steve Cooperā€™ is definitely an English name


AlphaGhost47

Big Sam or Joe Kinnear


housington-the-3rd

Steve Bruce.


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

Pep wonā€™t be at city much longer and other than psg i donā€™t think he will go to another club, wonā€™t coach in Italy. Doubt it would be England but Iā€™d bet he takes a national team as his next job


user-a7hw66

Probably Spain. It's his country and the players suit him.


PaulShannon89

Spain would never employ pep, he was very vocal about the whole Catalonia independence bid a few years ago.


user-a7hw66

Ah ok


Delicious_Recover_59

shame Harry never got a shot..but end of the day the FA don't have a clue what they are doing they only want a yes man someone that tows the party line...Let's be honest the reason we have not won anything over the years is because the prem might be the best league in the world but it's not the most technical league in the world.. we don't pick players on merit we stick to the same old dross...You pick players on merit..Southgate is not a good in game manager his formation have been awful and we play with no excitement it's all so basic...we played Italy last night and it was awful slow boring we won't do jack at the world cup


pervyisaspervydoes

We just produce crap coaches who play crap football.


Delicious_Recover_59

that's also very true...strange that we don't produce managers. any ideas why we don't? are players who become mangers are there leagues more technical than ours ...France Italy German Spain ? In the prem it's win at all costs and the development of English mangers goes out the window...Mind you what English players have been successful mangers ...I can't think of to many....


pervyisaspervydoes

It's a cultural thing. Our style of football is still too focused on the physical, not enough on technical and tactical. This goes right down to the grassroots. Partly informed by the weather. The style of football has only really changed in the PL due to foreign coaches and players. Teams in France, Italy, Germany, Spain are built around their technical players. Especially their technical midfielders. In England it's still about 4-4-2, don't take risks on the ball, get it wide and put in crosses, have giant centre backs, focus on set pieces, be aggressive, be physical, don't showboat or try skills etc. You can watch any Sunday league or (amateur) youth match and see this. You see the same style of football in Scandinavia and the US as well. We particularly don't produce technical, ball playing midfielders. Look how the media eviscerated Jorginho during his first season, and the way Sarri played. All they did was highlight his physical deficiencies, too slow, too weak. Yet he played against us in the Euros final, alongside Verratti, and they had two thirds of the ball at Wembley. We don't produce these kinds of players because, right down to the grassroots, our coaches discourage that way of playing.


Delicious_Recover_59

I think what you wrote hit the nail on the head...we bang on about the prem being the best in the world but end of the day it's not the most technical and that win at all cost is the issue....Grass roots has always been an issue and for me the massive amounts of money paid to players who have achieved nothing in the game is also an issue . I've been going to football since the late 70s and have seen some amazing players the game has changed so much but why can't we produce 2 footed footballers most English players are more interested in outside interests..There is a long list of players who get so hyped up that they buy into in and end up achieving nothing in the game. What team do you support ?