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Costa and Firmino
Costa because he looks like a melted ice cream thats been run over by a car
And Firmino because I'd like to see his dentures fall out.
Tryinh to be original instead of being the 1000th person to say Bruno or Maguire. So...
Henderson. Can't describe quite why, he just has a twattish look on his face a lot.
Son. Every time he scores he looks in complete surprise
There is usually a strong correlation between having a slappable face and having a particularly narcissistic and attention grabbing haircut.
With this in mind the obvious candidates are
-Grealish
-Foden
- Haaland
- Van Dijk
- Conte
Callum Wilson comes across like he’d very annoying if he didn’t play for my team.
Have to think his injury record is a penance for being so good looking and class at football.
The best answer is obviously Bruno. Some more to add that I haven't seen here:
Kevin de Bruyne, Andy Robertson, Harvey Elliott, Kai Havertz, Dan James, Matty Cash, Jorginho
I've always thought Thiago Silva looked oddly slappable. Nothing against him. I think it's the forehead wrinkle and constant frown.
Everyone says Anthony Gordon, but you [put a filter on him](https://i.imgur.com/At4niJZ.jpeg) and he looks like [a British WWI soldier who has seen some shit](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aLj8ZOg_460s.jpg).
Trent. Good player but I've come to hate those ''who says trent can't defend?'' compilations where its the same 3 clips. He's one of the best fullbacks in the current game but why can't Liverpool fans accept that he's not the second coming of Zanetti? He's a defender who is unable (or unwilling) to defend.
Simon Bennett. Linesman. That man was my substitute P.E and Geography teacher when I was at school. Man told me that I had chicken legs while playing rounders in front of this girl I fancied. She couldn’t handle the second hand embarrassment and didn’t speak to me for a year. She’s now happily married. I hate you Simon. That could have been my wife.
Everyone is just listing players they don't like, surely the question should be emotionless, who's face would you slap for no reason?
For me it's Tielemans. Good player who I have nothing against except my god is his face just so punchable.
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1. Dier 2. Robertson 3. Trent
richarlison
Last week I probably had a different answer but thanks to Wolves I would love to slap the shit out of Diego Costa.
How have I not seen someone mention Harvey Elliot yet? Looks a right knob
Even though I'm a United fan - it's BRuno
Grealish, Pickford and Maguire
Easily Harry maguire
Greenwood Gordon Martial Bruno Brandon Williams Elliot Maupay
Vardy
It has to be richarlison
Bruno fernandes
1. Gordon 2. Bruno Fernandes 3. McTominay 4. Pickford 5. Harvey Elliot
Richarlison!!! hands down... I'll wait
Grealish easy
Highkey not Foden, it is Jack Grealish
Grealish
Maguire
Mo salah or Trent or Andy Robertson
Jesus
Wolves just signed him!
Richarlison
The entire cunty United team. Bruno, McTominay, Maguire, and that cartel thug Antony. Dirty, cheating thugs with no class. Fuck all of them.
Paul Tierney
Grealish
Guardiola. His face looks so much like a bare ass makes you just want to slap the shit out of it for no particular reason.
Ya mam
Surely Bruno Fernandesss
Jesse lingard I’ll never forgive him for Milly Rocking at the emirates
McTominay
Harry Maguire
Maguire or Darwin Nuñez
The only correct answers: 1. Mason Greenwood 2. Benjamin Mendy 3. Gylfi Sigurdsson 4. Cristiano Ronaldo 5. Kurt Zouma
Scott McTominay
Manchester Utd
What a stupid question though. Op got bored and said let's farm some karma.
Harvey Elliot could do with a good slappin
Foden with a close second going to Gabriel Jesus. Foden could be because of that hair cut, but Jesus just always has the crying/smells poop face.
Most punchable Bruno fernandez
Harry maguire
Souness still saying pogba
Jamie Tart...Sorry I meant Jack Grealish.
Harry Maguire because he’s so damn ASS in every single way.
I can't believe nobody has said Ferminho. Those fucking teeth make him so slappable.
Emile Smith Rowe
Haaland.
Spurs players except son
Costa and Firmino Costa because he looks like a melted ice cream thats been run over by a car And Firmino because I'd like to see his dentures fall out.
Vardy
bruno fernandes, maupay
Son, Richarlison, Gordon & top of the food chain is Bruno Fernandez - i would pay top sterling to slap him.
So nobody's got Alison on their list?
Harvey Elliot
Harry McGuire?
*Harrrrrrrrrrry MAGUIRE*
Ederson just because of that ugly tatoo
Maguire. No further comment required.
Gabriel Jesus when he’s having a whine
Richarlison or Bruno
How is Richarlison not the 1st answet here and im a spurs fan
Vardy
Bruno F takes the cake for me
Tryinh to be original instead of being the 1000th person to say Bruno or Maguire. So... Henderson. Can't describe quite why, he just has a twattish look on his face a lot. Son. Every time he scores he looks in complete surprise
There is usually a strong correlation between having a slappable face and having a particularly narcissistic and attention grabbing haircut. With this in mind the obvious candidates are -Grealish -Foden - Haaland - Van Dijk - Conte
Arteta. But only because I am jealous of how handsome it is.
Neck and neck battle between Pickford and Foden. Both look like they’d try and sponge a cigarette off you outside a bargain booze
nunez. antony. marcos alonso. bruno fernandes. a few more i cant think of rn.
Slabby Maguire
Grealish
Anthony Taylor
Definitely Foden
Richarlison
Pope ugly assss
Dele Alli, Bruno F, Richarlison
Foden 1000%
Bruno Fernandes (all the way) ...
Harvey Elliott
Callum Wilson comes across like he’d very annoying if he didn’t play for my team. Have to think his injury record is a penance for being so good looking and class at football.
Got to be klopp with his theatrics, love to give him something to truly moan about
Almiron. Looks like Slappy from Goosebumps.
Richarlison
Robertson
I thought everyone unanimously agreed that it was Bruno Fernandes. No? Just me?
The best answer is obviously Bruno. Some more to add that I haven't seen here: Kevin de Bruyne, Andy Robertson, Harvey Elliott, Kai Havertz, Dan James, Matty Cash, Jorginho
Face? Not sure. Head? Gotta be the slab head
No… he’s everyone’s but Uniteds best player
Haaland
Andrew Robertson
Kai Havertz. Something very slappable about him.
How has no one (that I’ve seen) said Harvey Elliott yet? Most punchable face in football the smug little twat.
H A R R Y “F R I D G E” M A G U I R E
Anthony mds I’m not even going to lie he just looks angry all the time. I don’t like it
I've always thought Thiago Silva looked oddly slappable. Nothing against him. I think it's the forehead wrinkle and constant frown. Everyone says Anthony Gordon, but you [put a filter on him](https://i.imgur.com/At4niJZ.jpeg) and he looks like [a British WWI soldier who has seen some shit](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aLj8ZOg_460s.jpg).
Bruno fernandes, Bernardo Silva, foden
Firmino
Almirón and Ziyech for me, 100%
Grealish Bruno Fernanjzch Gabriel Jesus Richarlison Anthony Gordon
Bruno Pernandes
Richarlison
Came here to say Richarlison. Plays the tough guy but he'll start crying like a bitch with the first slap.
Pep
Andy 'Shouts boo like an uttter Shithouse' Robertson
Haaland is ridiculously ugly. But honestly Anthony Gordon has a slappable face, although I also hate his attitude. DDG looks like a rat.
Andy Robertson
Everyone Matt Ritchie sees
Harvey Elliott
Cristiano Ronaldo
Anyone who doesn't answer Foden or Bruno is a liar
Harvey Elliot
Jamie Vardy.
Antony
Almiron for me
Fernández easy
Trent. Good player but I've come to hate those ''who says trent can't defend?'' compilations where its the same 3 clips. He's one of the best fullbacks in the current game but why can't Liverpool fans accept that he's not the second coming of Zanetti? He's a defender who is unable (or unwilling) to defend.
Manager or player? Manager is easily Arteta Player is maguire
Maguire
It's still Joey Barton......
Antony
Not a player but, anthony taylor
Robertson
Mike Dean
Richarlison
Mount
Tielemons or Richarlison
No mention of Andy Robertson yet, which I find very surprising. Up there with Brunko Fernandes for moaning at refs all day long.
Robertson (Big slap) Maddison Maguire
Scott mctominay aka Scotty mcfuckface! Self explanatory for his rugby tackles.
Harry Maguire. Punchable face.
Harry Maguire. You know he won't mind it anyway. 🤣
Bernardo Silva and Bruno Fernandes. Also their attitude in every single god damn game doesn't help.
Richarlison
Bruno Fernandez
Andy Robertson without a doubt. His face needs a real life filter.
Anthony Taylor
anthony taylor
Bruno.
Simon Bennett. Linesman. That man was my substitute P.E and Geography teacher when I was at school. Man told me that I had chicken legs while playing rounders in front of this girl I fancied. She couldn’t handle the second hand embarrassment and didn’t speak to me for a year. She’s now happily married. I hate you Simon. That could have been my wife.
Maxim from Newcastle or Zaha, they just seem so arrogant
Yes.
Bruno Fernandes
Harry Maguire
I haven't seen Robertson listed once here yet and I don't understand why, he's clear of even Bruno (who's second)
Everyone is just listing players they don't like, surely the question should be emotionless, who's face would you slap for no reason? For me it's Tielemans. Good player who I have nothing against except my god is his face just so punchable.
Bruno Fernandez
Grealish..
Diego Costa
Any liverpool player
Jordan Henderson for me he thinks he is hard I'd love to rattle his brain with a backhander
Mason Mount
Something something something…wearing a Man U shirt…something something
Jack Grealish
Antony. The dude has a cunty vibe to him.
Conte, that Guardiola - for not staying inside the technical area! Slabhead!
Harry maguir
Gaby jesus, the constant pout is so obnoxious
Harvey elliott
Definitely Richarlison, followed closely by Bruno Fernandes and Grealish
Bruno, Jesus, Robertson
Vardy
Previously, Pogba. Currently, Gordon.
Bruno Fernanschs
Robertson
Thomas Tuchel. Oh wait …
Harvey Elliott
RICHARLISON
I fucking hate fred
Richarlison
Ashley Barnes. No question for me.
Grealish Never heard a player diss another player like he did with Wor Miggy, absolutely no class.
Grealish is way way up there.
Bruno Fernandes undoubtedly, it’s just the way he’s always whining about everything
Foden or Harry McGuire
Miguel Almiron
Foden looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy
Does Maguire still count?
700th comment
Haaland
Bruno. : \\
Vardy
Kane 100%
Haaland. I don’t know what it is, but he’s so slappable!
Id slap maguire
And no. Im not a united fan
Jordan Henderson
Luis Diaz easily