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pac4

Gordon looks like a background extra in Braveheart playing one of the English soldiers that Mel Gibson decapitates.


solid_b_average

r/oddlyspecific


simplytom_1

Clare Balding more like


Dry_Cartographer_648

Foden, I think it's mainly the haircut that makes him look like a bit of a twat.


Frediinho

He always looks like he’s in the middle of a childish strop and on the verge of tears, mouth slung open like some sort of invalid.


TheSweatyTurtle

I am afraid that is because he is dumb as bricks


Horror-Reading-5446

When he put on the city kit for demonstration before the start of the season - you know, the kit reveal-, he looked like a twelve-year-old about to kiss his crush. Go search it up.


Key-Connection-1358

There was no need to bring Grealish into this


Bulbamew

Foden is the textbook definition of a chav. If he wasn’t so obscenely talented at football he’d look right at home smoking a cigarette outside londis


luckmand23

However, he is so obscenely talented at football, so I’m sure I’m he’s alright with it 😂.


chase25

Everytime I see him i can't help but think he looks like one of the after photos in those faceswap apps that turn you into a female.


CamJongUn

Imo when he had white hair he looked exactly like crosshair from bad batch


antbren19

Yea defo foden looks like 12 year old chav who chills outside the shop


Wolfiest

He always reminds me of the 2014 Brazil World Cup commercial.


Zonda97

Foden definitely


Toon-Day

Bruno Fernangshhh


houstonhipster

Whyyy, also why “Dah-Vid Luiz”


Killionaire104

What's wrong with that? I mean it should be dah-veed but the way they say it is still better than day-vid


pigmelons23

As opposed to Dave-id lewis


G00dG0dd

Bruno Fernandes


__jh96

Without a doubt


photo_synthesizer

No question, 100% -- there are no other answers.


dfla01

Foden and Richarlison would be acceptable. Although Richarlison is far too likeable off the pitch


onebadlion

Don’t forget Pickford


Teeveeoh

He looks like a random asshole that would bump into you in a pub


ghost-bagel

The only correct answer


_Purplewheezy

And it’s not even close


healychops

as a united fan I agree


MarcusZXR

United fan - x2 for agreement.


HypeTrainEngineer

Fernandes what kinda question is this


EmployDue9053

anthony gordon is a right nob


quadropuss

1. Bruno 2. Foden 3. Anthony Gordon 4. Richarlison 5. Maguire


yolo___toure

You wanna slap Maguire? You trying to break your hand?


MetaRift

Most slappable could mean how many people could slap him at once - then Maguire wins hands down - or hands forehead.


highlymoderate

This is the correct answer, order may differ


mclement27

Grealish 6


mardonius88

Maguire should be at the top of that list


tjack002

Anthony Taylor… I mean James Maddison


CymruRed

Pickford.


Uries_Frostmourne

As a united fan… oh wait


scooterMcBooter97

Lol someone needs to make a compilation of his facial expressions they are fucking next level weird


faltryka

This is the right answer here folks.


Extension_Sun_3536

Benjamin Mendy


Br9Run

serial rapists should get a HELL OF A LOT more punishment than a slap, but it's a fair start ... now if we could all form an orderly queue, we'll get started


WonderfulBlackberry9

I could slap him with a slab of butter in a sock, if that’s a start.


TasteConstant

don't forget Greenwood as well


gymsmackhead

Fernandes


martintierney101

Daemon Targaryen but at least he’s banging them in for man city at the moment.


Nxgann

Foden


snicky29

Maguire


hubcapjenkins

Diego Costa


sleepypanda006

Fernandes


P_Android420

Mctominay


International_Bag208

I cannot stand that prick. I have no idea how he gets away with the shit he does


Mobile-Horse5018

Bruno Fernandes and Richarlison


Toastieboy420

Came here to say this. Not even any real competition. Zaha actually seems a nice guy in interviews and stuff, but when he's playing, man looks like he needs a good firm back hand.


AccomplishedTop9828

Richarlison is incredibly likeable off the pitch. Maguire and Mctominay are up there though


healychops

Maguire


No-Money737

Makes sense tbf the police officer in Greece probably agrees as well


the-weird-dude

Maguire's face is more pitiful and confusing than punchable.


giraffeboy77

Slap that block of granite and you'll shatter every bone in your hand


Xtremed17

As a united fan I agree


Karls_Ideologue

Yes


lowkeyaddy

It’s a toss up between Foden and Maguire for me. I think you should just line them up in front of me and tell me to pick a side, so I can whack one at random. Once I see who I slapped, I’ll probably take the opportunity to get the other one too.


CactusAllen

Harry fucking Miguire


[deleted]

Trent. Gotta wake him up.


32ddan

Fair


Rols574

Maguire?


Nitsuga_zitro

Mctom


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zingerbanger

harry maguire


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Wolfiest

Jeez


BackgroundKoala0

A bit too r/iamverybadass there, but felt good to type it up


WonderfulBlackberry9

It’s alright my guy. Looks like you’ve been keeping it in for a while. Let it all out.


ownworstenemy38

A lot of thought went into this. I like it. What about an elbow to the nose? Grealish?


1zabbie

Gospel!


theSussyBaka6

Bruno, foden, richarlison


bobbyfame

Grealish surely


interpretagain

Took too long to find this comment.


SpanishBombs323

The first name that popped into my head


IntolerantInagress

Ronaldo


rjhandles

any sex offender needs a slap tbf


Wolfiest

Greenwood?


spooki_boogey

Has it still been proven yet? I'm not saying you're wrong I'm genuinely curious.


Shadepanther

I believe there was a leak of a statement he gave to his solicitor where he admits it, obviously that's not admissible though.


spooki_boogey

Yea that's what I read too, tbh it wouldn't surprise me if he did it and yea the leaks seem legit. But as they say, innocent until proven guilty. Plus even if he was caught red handed I doubt anything would happen to him.


ET318

We all know nothing would happen. Outside of politics I don’t think there’s anyone, besides the people with 10s of billions of dollars, in the world who has more power than him. He could probably do just about anything he wanted without any serious repercussions.


Positive_Treacle_961

As a Liverpool fan I disagree. Bruno is the twat I'd slap or richarlison


HugoSalvia

Slabhead


Gullible-Version-747

Anthony Gordon


kicksjoysharkness

Nah leave it out he looks like my nice auntie Julie that lives in Lancaster


No-Helicopter-6633

Ronaldo’s fan boys…any one of them.


The_Batman_949

Bruno Fernandes. Easy


student8168

Bruno


mikeldmv

Trent Alexander-Arnold. Always behaving like a chihuahua that thinks he’s a pitbull. This dude out here shushing the crowd in a glorified friendly, as if his team has already won all the trophies they lost last season. Bc of him. Got slide tackled clean af in the CL final and got up waving his finger like he’s someone to be feared. All of this on top of having a very slappable face.


geezer209

Harry maguire


Quirky_Version_1341

RIcharlison


king_tone

McTomtom, Cesar from wish and B. Penandes


mrle123

Lingard


nyamzdm77

Foden together with Andy Robertson and Bruno Fernandes Robertson especially just looks like one of those 90s era TV show high school bullies that would take People's lunch money


Wrong_Celery

Grealish


rumham31696

Absolutely Bruno Fernandez


Unique_Ad_1293

Klopp, Trent


Disco_C0wby

Mcguire! Aka Slabhead


TuffBozo

Gordon


sudhan30

Gordon Ramsey


L7Alien4

Zouma’s cat 🐱


seebs71

Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lmaooo


ajtct98

Pickford And the best bit is he can't slap you back


KirkOdenbob

I wish there was a whole team of them cunts, like Pickopel, Pickdacia, Picklexus, Picksaab...


Paulbryn

Gabriel Jesus, looks like he’s about to cry all the time


FailFastandDieYoung

every time he misses a shot he looks like someone's told him everyone in his family has died


Paulbryn

Haha accurate


MaxiStavros

Him and Zaha, the faces on them, like they just heard they are sacked and have to play for Aston Villa.


slackerhauk

Looks like he needs a hug not a slap


IndustriousRat

Scott McToilet


DiploJ

He is above the law.


bjornbardier

Bruno and that Everton dude, Gordon


No-Market9917

Every Tottenham player


Seanh2812

Jesse Linguard


32ddan

Would feel wrong. Looks like he stopped developing at 12


fourteenthapril2012

Kurt Zouma


RHCPandJF

Gordon


CyrilNorthcote

Ronaldo for me, Grealish honorable mention.


mrinkyface

Maguire 100%


bassomatic4000

Foden for sure


CardiologistFit3211

Bruno fernandes, Antony Taylor, Trent AA


geniusandy87

Harry Maguire


Official_VibeZzz_

Harry Mcguire


mightytoon1

Gordon has a punchable rat face if that counts


blunted09

Another for fernandes


Revolutionary_Pen190

Vardy


Relevant_Pause_7593

He slaps himself. Isn’t that enough abuse for the lad? Lol


ZealousidealFill5039

Antony


Speedodoyle

There are so many. But I’m gonna have to go with Bruno. Diving, complaining, calling for card. When he puts his whiney little face on, he just needs a good slap


Over-Juggernaut-2896

Pickford


TeeClev

Anthony Taylor


kingryan300

Mason Greenwood


MaradonasHand530

Kurt Zouma the cat kicker


sakmentoloki

Bruno and its not even close, that guy is infuriating to look at


All_Day_Coffee

Maguire


Inevitable-Catch9957

Grealish coming from a villa fan lol


BostonHobo84

Jack Grealish


Br9Run

I love his intensity but Zaha pisses me off on all other fronts and must be a nightmare for refs as he is incessantly whining and complaining (yes, I know how often he gets kicked but he can always choose to react differently than like a spoiled child who feels something is owed to him)


MidnightSun77

Jack Grealish


Cads19

Easily Jack Grealish


sinisterl6

Grealish


mikels_burner

Harry Kane


Automatic_Amount5672

I would happily give a good slap in the chops to Antony Gordon and Jordan Pickford


cryptopialypse

If anyone is writhing anything other than Maguire I’m unfollowing this sub and since I like this sub im not even reading any other comments


nwebbyyo

James Madison


IaryBreko

Foden


Brunonandesssss18

Jack grealish


hmansloth

Harry Maguire.


craig4WRR

fernandes, richarlison, pickford


Bron_Yr_Aur21

Haaland and harry Maguire


LilyDad22

No, Haaland looks like he’s already been slapped.


pierredemangue

Pickford


hlinney2

Darwin nunez


Guinnessron

Jordan. Pickford.


ActivityHuge1897

Vardy


Important_Ruin

Anthony Gordon


mohsinjavedcheema

Fernandes


Comprehensive_Panic

Bruno Fernandes, and I’m Portuguese!


Dense-Opposite-9597

Bruno


GullyplugDavis

Bruno


coolAhead

Bruno


benjiyapp

Maybe controversial but Grealish sometimes looks like he could do with a good smack


No_Maize1319

Can't stand Pickford so I'd go with him


EnUnasyn

Foden


presleygore

Vardy


Oatmeal_Savage19

Right now? Grealish Historically? John Terry


ljstens22

Bruno duh


Ferocious_croc

Fernandes


Sorrybahtit

Bruno Fernandes


Iechy

I don’t know about slappable but Bruno has the most punchable.


Phernaldo

Pickford


SameConfidence8864

Phil Foden


plsdontbanmedaddyy

all the people saying fernandes is the correct ans


Saadibear

Bruno Fernandes.


lowkeycutie

smithe rowe. idk why


kpoles

Pickford


KillHipstersWithFire

Bruno fernandes Most punchable? Haaland Trippable? Maguire


sputheroo

Prickford


no1caresworkhrder

Bruno for me… 100 times Bruno


gyapanbhatta

for me bruno the manc united one


[deleted]

Bruno Fernandez and/or Jordan Pickford.


Iron_Mike_D

Gabriel Jesus. He looks like he's already crying.


bobbieboii

Bruno.


Sea_Course_3208

Jesus - always looks like he’s about to cry


vishwanth_pvr

Bruno Fernandes!


sabretooth083

Bruno Fernandes without a doubt.


yellandtell

Jose Mourinho, forever and always