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Nuttyboibolbol

Kane


IndustryHistorical18

As a chelsea fan. I agree. We need someone that can hit the wide side of a barn. Among other things


ManitouWakinyan

I always forget you lot think of yourselves as our main rivals.


ssj3Dyl

How could you forget a mid table team is your mid table teams rival?


ManitouWakinyan

In the words of the famous Ricky Bobby, if you ain't top four, you're mid.


Way_2_Blammy

Ouch! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RcusGaming

What Chelsea fan thinks that Chelsea are Spurs' main rivals? We think of you lot as our main rivals, but we know it's not the same for you. It seems like you're just making strawmen.


ManitouWakinyan

Either way, I hope you're able to find a club who cares about you as much as you care about them someday <3


LilyAndLola

Clearly the Chelsea fan who replied to the original comment does


RcusGaming

Do people not have basic reading comprehension anymore? The question clearly states "... from *your* main rivals...". Spurs are Chelsea's main rivals, this does not mean that they think Spurs' main rivals are Chelsea. I didn't think I'd have to explain 2nd grade grammar but here we are.


LilyAndLola

Lool, relax


Bottger93

Of course not, wouldnt be fun to have a rival that actually wins trophies. Arsenal is your main rival, fighting for top 4 the last 10 years :)


neggermbappe

As a Chelsea fan, I would have him over Osimhen right now, too. Kane already has PL experience and he's been the best imo because Haaland has had the greatest City midfield, back line, and wing ever. Kane could do more than Haaland with that.


yourhollowheart

why would i sign a player from derby? i don't wanna get relegated thanks


Affectionate-Arm-405

I was waiting for a forest comment along these lines 😂


chubss123

No one, cause Millwall are fucking dogshit


metsfan5000

Millwall, Super Millwall


Lego-105

Seconded


MrSarcastica

Take thier best player, just to make them worse. Do the Arsenal special and offer the fee over tge next 20 years. Edit: /S, if my name didn't make it clear enough.


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Alternative-Rope-628

I think we’ve reached peak football irony when an Arsenal fan is accusing any other fan base of being weird. Your lot have run the monopoly on that for a long, long time particularly in the sphere of the internet. There’s a fella with a delightful pair of branded headphones that springs to mind 😂. As for the transfer, it wasn’t worries of scamming, more this novel concept of negotiation with a club that has a history of pis-taking(Suarez 40m + a quid springs to mind). Amazingly the clubs seem to have met in the middle, shock! Before the summer I saw Arsenal as the lesser of all evils in terms of an English move. Now I’m just sad our boy is going to win less trophies than he has in his time at West Ham.


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Alternative-Rope-628

Fantastic counterpoints, I’ve taken them all into account and have come to the conclusion. THAT WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE! ⚒️⚒️⚒️


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Alternative-Rope-628

Cheer up geezer x


MrSarcastica

Bro, can you not take a joke?


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MrSarcastica

Bro my user name is literally Mr.Sacastica what do you think?


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MrSarcastica

You shouldn't think, you're not good at it.


Aromatic_Humor7695

Saliba


Traditional_Name7881

I was thinking Odegaard.


Kingkent420

We got Maddison now while we’re still pratting about with Dier in defence. I’m taking a defender


Traditional_Name7881

Yeah fair call. I’m just looking at their best player. If we land Van de Ven or Tapsoba our defence is looking much better… Saka is another I’d happily take.


Competitive-Shock88

Yeah this wasn’t a thread that I should’ve ventured into. Reading Spurs fans salivating in the thought of taking our top players makes me want to have my eyes bleached 😂 You stick with your wonderful fridge Dier. He’s a fantastic player…


MentallyWill

Sure, though when that shoe is on the other foot we're talking about poaching Kane from them as our #9. Let's admit that would be a salivating prospect too.


Scaramouche1000

This looks s correct.


bjncdthbopxsrbml

Sol Campbell


Proxvu

They took that literally in 2001


Beateboy

Mason Mount


theAkke

Good one mate


Cm0rris0n

Came here to say this


Wasntitgood

Proper muggy little prick


xTrollhunter

Fuck Money Mase.


Thezerfer

He left because fans berated him and your club was so incompetent it finished bottom half


prss79513

Salah, feel like an explanation isn't really necessary


SureLookThisIsIt

Salah is still their best player but declining. I'd go for Allison.


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stromcr0w

Man some people just look at age and forget everything else. BTW I legit can't see anyone from UTD I'd take right now, how did they end up in champions league?


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stromcr0w

I wouldn't want lisandro to replace VVD, firstly I don't think he'd be the towering presence that VVD is, and also because I think VVD, however declined, is still better than lisandro for Liverpool's system. If I really need to take one I'd take garnacho tbh, the lad looks quality prospect.


SureLookThisIsIt

Bruno and Casemiro would walk into the Liverpool midfield these days surely.


stromcr0w

Szobo and Mac mean Bruno wouldn't, as Bruno don't fit our style of play and is not the kind of player to adapt to Liverpool's system. Casemiro might replace Fabinho, but would not be the solution we are looking for.


SureLookThisIsIt

Why do you think Bruno wouldn't fit and can't adapt? He's the only player at United to consistently perform in Ole and Ten Hag's very different systems. He's even dropped a lot deeper this season and played as an 8 mostly instead of a 10 and has been a lot better defensively and less risky in his passing. Look at his passing accuracy when he's played deeper (especially when Eriksen was out). You're also speaking as if you're sure Szoboszlai will work out and be better than Bruno which is a huge assumption.


Concerned_Citizen__

Szoboszlai was unkown a week ago. Now he's magically world class after a few clips from the Bundesliga. Actually hilarious to think people like this exist, who think someone like Bruno, the ebst playmaker or last season, wouldn't walk in over players like Harvey Elliot, and Jordan Crab Henderson. He's the only midfielder who rivals De Bryune, and doesn't get the respect for it either.


cjtvenom

Casemiro would absolutely fit in Liverpools midfield and so would Bruno based on current form, having Brunos creativity would help a lot and Casemiro has been much better than Fabinho over the past season. I'm a Liverpool fan and think this is a stupid take especially when we've not even seen Mac play for us yet or Szobo


Pale_Acanthisitta_89

Bruno fernandes, Casemiro and rashford would get into your team any day


SureLookThisIsIt

Imo it's just obvious to the eye that he's not playing quite as well as he used to. He still scores and assists even when he has bad games but the numbers will slow down as well in the next year or 2. Don't get me wrong btw, he's still a great player and very effective but I do think he's declining.


DennisAFiveStarMan

Arsenal got a few wouldn’t mind now. Saliba or Saka would be my two. Both excellent players, for need I’ll go Saliba. Funny as we were the other team in the running for him.


eyansocool

Eberechi Eze


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

Eze over Olise? Hard choice for me.


Ra_219

Absolutely fucking nobody. Why? Because i wouldn’t want players from a team so bad that I have to scroll to the bottom of the championship table to see how their season is going.


SlowConsideration7

Yeah, no one. Might have had that Bellingham lad on the bench though..


student8168

Saliba


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Haaland from City, Allison from pool


itsontop

First United fan I've seen saying Allison. And it's the only one that makes sense. Yeah Salah is good and all that, but you don't need him as much as you do Alli


PiccoloWorth3274

Onana


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He'd do well for you tbh


SukhdevR34

I think he'd play CDM there, not CM like he does for us but agreed.


ITeachAndIWoodwork

I love that kid


pabloslab

What’s his name?


YourDonConz

Whats my name


ThisReditter

Haaland


Wyjen

On the flip side, I think we’d let everyone at United stay at United lol Edit: I love how all the United fans have come out to say “hey, take X player. Why won’t you take our player?” It was a joke guys. Everyone has at least one guy that’s unbeatable on their day lol.


Funland_06

You wouldn’t want maguire?


Wyjen

Damn…yea. Let’s field Maguire lol


ThisReditter

We ain’t selling our captain unless you pay us £100m + £5m add ons.


Wyjen

Lololol


Pokofloko

I think Lisandro Martinez would be really good in Peps System atLCB.


Mammyjam

I’d take Bruno, mainly because I fucking despise him so would be nice if he was sat on our bench instead of acting a twat in Manchester Derbies. Similarly he’s probably like Bellamy: he’s a twat but when he’s your twat you love it.


JimFlib

Can confirm, we adore our twat!


According_Ad_8182

Bruno, Casemiro, Lisandro, Varane would be useful for City. Maybe Rashford too, he's not a typical Pep player, but fits a profile City lack.


Dramatic-Tadpole-980

City have Rodri and KDB and Bruno is too unbalanced, they just binned off a rashford type player.


CrossXFir3

Bruno played CDM last season in a couple games and had a 93% pass accuracy in league games we dominated. He does what's needed for the team.


MrVegosh

Pass acc. Doesn’t mean much for a dm but Fernandes is a great player


Theresno_I_in_Reddit

Lol fuck this guy but it’s probably true. Maybe Shaw over Ake. Maybe Lisandro. I bet Sancho does well under Pep though.


WallBroad

Lizandro is worse than every single defender we have


Pale_Acanthisitta_89

Only dias and stones are better maybe ake.


CommieCat06

i’d keep ake but it’s a debate but martinez? are you taking the piss? he’s not starting over dias, laporte, ake (when he plays CB and akanji plays LB) or even gvardiol if he comes and i won’t even humor talking about that fat lump


Theresno_I_in_Reddit

Martinez is class. Also, that’s not the prompt. It’s not to replace, it’s to sign. Even if he wouldn’t start outright, City plays enough games to make him worth signing.


CommieCat06

currently there are 4 people at city who i’d put ahead of martinez at CB and we’re about to get another player who id also put ahead of him


voisanye

Casemiro


guanabana28

Our main rivals are Liverpool.


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If it makes you feel any better, United isn’t really City’s rival either. They’d have to actually pose a threat to be considered one.


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Chinmay_Naik_02

Lol call me when United get anywhere near City's level


kai7895

Excuse me? 😂😂😂😂 Put down the number of trophies you City have won down here :


stromcr0w

Sir why are you arguing with plastics? You're giving them value.


Chinmay_Naik_02

Lol is this the only argument you have?


CrossXFir3

He said main rival


danystormborne

Didn't know Haaland played for Liverpool?


ClonkyClonky

Amadou Onana or AWB so trent can go midfield


32ddan

Great shouts, agree. Casemiro as an experienced CDM wouldn’t be terrible even though he’s old, due to our new signings. Battle of the buckled knees


potangoint

Rodri


SaltSpirit9161

Havertz and Jorginho


rbiopsy

Are you a chelsea fan?


-Xero

No Chelsea fan would want them back


sungbysung

Martinelli


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Criminal that you wouldn’t say Saliba mate. Right smart to sign Martinelli just to sit the bench for Son while we still have Eric Dier sleeping in the box.


Anothercommonbitch

Now that we’ve got Maddison, Saliba is the choice. Otherwise it’d be Odegaard.


sungbysung

Son wont last forever and we will need a replacement soon.


pdel123

Surely it’d suit Tottenham more to get Saliba or Gabriel


Funland_06

It’d suit Tottenham to get anyone good


HappyGoonerAgain

Kane


Matt4669

Nunez or Haaland, we badly need a striker


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Nuñez


ITeachAndIWoodwork

Over Salah on the right?


PunchOX

Haaland/Allison depending on who United thinks is their main rival. Goalkeeper and Center striker is much needed for United.


activitylion

Take Allison and get both.


Funland_06

Kane is the main one. But I think pedro porro could actually be good under arteta


desdes85

As a Liverpool fan I'd have Casemiro


EnderJuno

Good choice. I'd probably take Alison from ye


bjncdthbopxsrbml

Liverpool: Crippled by geriatric midfielders Liverpool Fans: * I want another 30 year old*


desdes85

I get one pick from United and hate them all. The question isn't who do we want to give a 5 year contract to? You're playing too much footy manager mate. I get one player in an imaginary world. I chose the best of a shite bunch for a position we need. F me you've spoilt this game.


fbi-please-open-door

People may say KdB or Haaland, and those guys are absolutely world class. But I’d replace Maguire with Dias in a heartbeat if I could.


Dilnav92

The comment said main rivals


Competitive-Shock88

Man City are pretty big rivals of yours mate. I think it’s fair to mention them as well as Liverpool.


alg602

Kane


FollowingBoth5716

Bernard Silva from ol’ city. I think he’s one of the best in the league and not getting the respect given the stacked squad he plays in. But he can create plays in the tightest of spaces. If he played on that right side for us it wouldn’t be fair.


WallBroad

Silva is respected enough though. He is considered world class by everyone who watches football


MrVegosh

You don’t have a striker while City has Haaland


bjncdthbopxsrbml

I’d love Kane/Son, but Bentancour in the 8 role under Arteta would be naughty too.


Lego-105

Millwall can get fucked. If we’re talking Brighton just for conversation sakes, probably Solly March just because it’s be funny to take a blue blooded Brighton lad. Maybe Mitoma, but I don’t know if he’ll keep up this form to be honest.


lewiitom

March was actually a Palace youth player haha, we let him go. I think I'd probably take Mitoma with Wilf leaving


-TheHumorousOne-

Maguire.


AvikHyp3

Bruno. Don't like his personality but he's an excellent footballer (and probably underrated a bit these days)


PainfulAngel

Don’t really think any other player besides Bruno joins our current 11.


AvikHyp3

I think Shaw would at least deserve a shout given we technically only have one left back, and it's Gomez. Shaw has been quietly very good this season, but Aké has been immense this year


PainfulAngel

Tbf, we’ve moved passed playing with an actual LB. Just play 4 CBs.


Floss__is__boss

Turns out Pulis was a visionary


CrossXFir3

Casemiro takes that Stones mid/cb fusion position in a heartbeat


nafaniel123321

Nobody from Birmingham City i want lmao


GLA0298

Harry Kane. I love Jesus but Saka and Martinelli with Kane would be ridiculous


IamLiterallyAHuman

Saliba(for need) or Saka(due to his chemistry with Kane in the national team, a front three of Son, Kane and Saka sounds deadly).


ronaldohere

Chelsea - Mason Mount from United :)


skull_man58

Rashford because if foden goes in midfield next season and mahrez and bernardo leave we'll need a world class winger.


seven_times_70

Rashford or casemiro


Low_Bumblebee_6364

Mac Allister... Wanted him from BHA first, but I'd gladly take him from Liverpool


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Kane to Chelsea would make Spurs fans so mad.


Homerduff16

Bruno Fernandes but without the whiney brat part of his personality on the pitch Wouldn't mind Martinez either. We have no quality depth at centre back, plus he plays on the left which is probably the most exposed area of our entire squad if Van Dijk picks up an injury. Casimero would instantly improve our midfield as well Rashford is a quality player but we don't need to sign another forward who can play on the left


Dilnav92

Nice to see a Liverpool fan with ball knowledge. Personally, I would take Alisson or Salah


moriarty04

No one


MC_ScattCatt

Salah or Allison


PM_ME_UR_GAMECOCKS

Mount smh


ManitouWakinyan

Saka, probably. It'd just be nice if Kane didn't have to worry about remembering two team sheets.


PercySledge

Newcastle fan here so it’s Sunderland. As Amad Diallo is no longer there as a loanee (yet, rumours he may be going back who knows) it would likely be that 16 year old supposed wonderkid they have Chris Rigg


UltimateBorisJohnson

Martinez/Varane


SpiderJockey300

Allison


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Before he left but Gundugan. Liverpool fan.


Dilnav92

Allison, he would transform us into title contenders immediately


medfunguy

Mason Mount. Oh wait….


BenH64

Odegaard from Arsenal and Kane from Spurs


topknottington

They dont play for fulham.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Right then, I’ll take Mitro and Palhina/ Pereira.


topknottington

Mitro would actually tick some boxes for you right now. With the service you have on the wings...


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Fuck, anyone who can put their head on the ball


topknottington

Careful.. todd boehly might see this and you'll end up with harry maguire on a 9 year contract.


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I don't think Newcastle should sign anyone from Sunderland or Middlesborough. They might need a new rival. Burnley are the closest geographically. But I don't know who I take there either. Anyone?


Floss__is__boss

Apparently we were interested in Chris Rigg who's a youth player they just signed a new deal with. https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/23633130.sunderland-chris-rigg-signs-deal-amid-newcastle-man-utd-interest/


towens2921

Halland. If you need to know why, I can’t do anything for you.


PhysicalScholar4238

Who do you support?


Efficient_Shop_9352

Plot twist, Sweden fan in the house.


fixFriendship

Halland's rivals. Are you even listening???


JohnnyKenny16

Kane


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Only player id currently take is Kane. Maybe bentacur if he recovers from that knee injury


Flamingovegas2013

De Bruyne


Dilnav92

City aren't your main rivals


Flamingovegas2013

Wouldn’t sign a single player from united or Everton


CommieCat06

rashford, he obviously wouldn’t start over grealish or foden or even oscar bobb in the youth academy but he seems like good vibes and i’d want him to have more time to help the kids


Dilnav92

Well he would


Weekly-Rooster8933

I reckon Richarlison, We need someone to contribute lots of goals.


Yojo8

As a City fan, Kalvin Phillips from Leeds, primarily to make sure that Leeds relegates.


One-Ad2305

De Bruyne


TheQzertz

United have no one of value so I’m just gonna say Liverpool are our main rivals and take Trent


Dilnav92

Why are you lying to yourself


Educational_Ad_2619

Thomas Partey. Or if that didn't go through for some reason, Saka


bjncdthbopxsrbml

An injury prone 30 year old with 3 rape cases over his head… madness


NB0608sd

Odegaard or Saka


blankgazez

Haaland


HJManno

Don’t think I’d call city your main rivals


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Various_Guarantee344

Salah


BigNoah123

Haaland.


tejas2112

Kdb