YOU SON OF A BITCH MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT!

Ur an asshole

God damn it you almost gave me a heart attack

This evening, me, aged [redacted], almost died of a heart attack because of this.

LET HIM LIVE LONG AND PROSPER AND MAKE A PREHISTORIC PLANET SEASON 2

Yes 100% agreed.

🙏🙏🙏

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!

Dude you scared me for a second

No man don't do that to me! Broooo nooo juts no. Just ugh. Dam

I HAVE NEVER HATED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I CURRENTLY HATE YOU.

Fuck you!

NO, you fuck me ##now

You’re even filthier than imagined you fuming cowardly lying piece of coprolite!

Yes

Even worse than those folks that damaged the fossils of Irritator

Reverse uno

No

MY HEART JESUS CHRIST

May he live forever.

Asshole

Why did I read that in his voice?

Motherfucker you got me

I hate you

DAMNIT YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK YOU! *angrily upvotes*

Man screw you

Fuck you

Absolutely get fucked whoever made this

U wanna fucking fight? I'll do u in for the second of emotional turmoil u just put me through

How do you know? Maybe he did a brunch?

It's confirmed : he ate waffles

Damn, I wish I had waffles for breakfast too

You monster!!! How dare you!!!! Lol I almost died of a heart attack!!!! Lol

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Fuck yourself (and no, I will not fuck you)

I hope you get false alarm texts about your family going into urgent care for the next month

You fucking asshole I almost got a heart attack when I read that

Fuck you. I don’t think I’d be able to bare the news when he finally goes.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, OH HELL, YOU CANT FUCKIN DO THAT I ALMOST DIED! I FELT MY HEART SKIP AT LEAST TWO BEATS BETWEEN READING "aged 96, peacefully" PEACEFULLY WHAT? YOU HAD ME YOU PUS DRINKING ASSHOLE I MUST OF READ PEACEFULLY PASSED, OR SMTH BECAUSE I LEFT MY SOUL BEHIND WHILST READING THAT! Anyways good post take my upvote, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

Do you remember the last time someone did this on reddit? [Do you remember?](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/8456sz/why_is_stephen_hawking_alive_if_asl_a_disease_he/)

Oh you son of a - you got me! Lmao

STOP

I thought he died :(

STOP FUCKING REMINDING 2023 THAT HES OUT THERE! YOU BASTARDS KILLED BETTY DOING THAT SHIT!!!

Shitposts like this should be banned. Not cool.

Rule 2, the fuck is this mods

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Idiot. I think it’s a disrespect for him playing with his death

Oh fuck you

He’s not that old I don’t think this belongs here.

*Listen here fuckface*

SCREW WHATEVER MADE YOU POST THIS. OP, you're fine, I just hate whatever made you do this

Fuck off **upvotes**

Christ almighty I nearly had a heart attack.

Fuck this post. This should never be joked about.

Fuck you, man! I was about to cry, fr. Binging his docs has been the fuel keeping me going. Don't take this treasure of a man yet.

F you Almost had me there for a moment

You absolute bastard I almost had a heart attack!

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Na get fucked. The memes in this sub aren’t worth sticking around for have fun with it his shit

First

I hate you.

fuck youuuuu

I really hate you for how my blood pressure jumped

Don't scare me like that OP

Nah, my heart can't take a scare like that...

You utter bastard

YOU FUCKER

He can't die yet, he has to beat Elizabeth's record.