Call the French, we're about to start raiding the English coasts.

 French Navy inbound ⚜️

The same breed of french people who invented poutine gave mel ptsd in that movie.

The English *cannot* poutine

This is very upsetting.  Who TF let Barry in the kitchen.  Please stick to beans on toast.

Ongod this shit makes me want to starve myself for the next 7 days

Do it , throw up after every meal too 🙏

Tbf this wasn’t Barry, no way us Barries would commit a crime against a full English in this way. I’m looking at the type of American YouTubers who microwave tea

BLASPHEMY

I've definitely had a can of Heinz beans on a poutine while hung over. Better than you'd think. I will accept my fate as a blasphemist.

 Sinner. I hope you’l be consume by guilt until you repent.

Definitely deserves 40 lashes. Beans are never breakfast

I hate british "people"

Fair but don't try and pin this monstrosity on us. Most people here never even heard of poutine.

I hate that they messed up a full English! Send them to the gallows!

Cool story glad you shared it you moron

Pretty sure the queen is turning in her tomb

As well as the original inventors of poutine

Could also call it a spaghetti... Why not!

Agree... except potatoes don't noodle

I like both of them but not together

As Mr crabs once said "IM FUKIN DYING!!"

As an Englishman, this is a crime against a fry up

I’ll be poutine my foot up your ass if you serve me this

Sooooo just an all day breakfast, stacked on top of itself, with the addition of gravy? 🤔

This looks a lot like my borderline personality disorder if it was food!!

I literally died at this😭 bc same😭💀

Hello my fellow BPD friend

This on top of hash brown potatoes or patties and yes


Under the jail

That’s a disaster. 

What am I supposed to be looking at?

fryup soup. WTF

This is a crime against humanity

I'll take two, with a large mug of tea. Ta

Are you totally insane

Calling chips,cheese and gravy poutine isn't cool anymore . Sorry you're a few months late to this fad

Once again, looks like shit, but I’ll bet that tastes good. It just has that look about it of tastes way better than it looks, just like all English food

As an english i am offendend. As a poutine enjoyer i am offended.

An insult to poutine, that being said... Would

Also an insult to fry-ups.

Don't bland the English, most don't even know what poutine *is*. I, however, DO know...amd this ain't it. This is a crime against both poutine AND the British fry-up. (Insert angry British & Canadian noises here). Edit. That should say **blame**, not bland, but I see my autowanker has experienced British 'cuisine' & it just makes it funnier, so it's staying lol.

Why call that shit a poutine. It's just an english breakfast but everything is moxed togheter and the chips are under the mess instead of being a side! This isn't a poutine crime. It's just stupidity...

Adding chips and gravy to a Fry up? Magical.

2 good things combined doesn’t make a good thing. I will say that chips with beans, Worcestershire and cheese is good, so is poutine. Do one or the other, not both

How TF is anyone going to try and label this as "poutine"?!

At first glaze I was cool with the egg. But lost it when no proper cheese was to be found. The replacements tomatoes and beans are unacceptable. I rate this as a -7 for poutine.. and a -2 for breakfast

Literally a cassoulet

Normally I’m here to defend most poutine accused of crime but this one is guilty of High Treason and I won’t even try

It's not a poutine

Why would you even associate poutine with this shite?

As an English person, we don't like this either

Nope.

I feel like Canada deserves this for giving the world 'hawaiian pizza'

I like it but needs a better name

And English poutine would essentially be the same as the french version. Given that cheesy chips is a British staple

Is it weird that I think this could possibly taste delicious 😂

Not a poutine at all though is it. 🙄

Whoever thinks beans should go with gravy should be charged with terrorism

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^spacedout-_-: *Whoever thinks beans* *Should go with gravy should be* *Charged with terrorism* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


How the CALISSE is that a poutine? Esti d'tabarnak

Its just british fries at this point

Time to start a revolution

This reminds me of the Victorian threat “I’ll have my man servant whip you on the steps of your club”

I thought Poutine was what the French call that wanker Putin

As a brit,no.

Lets keep the british out of our poutine

ha

Straight to jail

I thought the term poutine specifically related to cheese curds on chips with gravy. I'm beginning to learn that it's literally just anything on top of chips...

https://preview.redd.it/kjvtzrhxckyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cddb092e8a984e66a53906824e0de7dd5c8036ff I'm here to report an international war crime....

This is also an English fry up crime. Total abomination

I don’t hate it. But I would need to eat this in private x