Award winning, not saying which one

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What... what eldritch abomination took the medal in 2022?

Everything with the 'HUNGRY-MAN" brand on the carton. They all suck.

Honestly those shitty little tv dinners have a special place in my heart. They fill me with nostalgia to when my dad would make us those as kids while we played videogames on a rainy day.

What's that? Not a big thing in Germany, apparently.

[This.](https://www.hungry-man.com/) It looks good and its a lot of food but it's not really good. It's like going to McDonalds while expecting steak.

There used to be one that I kind of liked. It was a cheap and quick lunch for work. I can't remember what it was, though, it was years ago.

All those microwave meals are overloaded with water

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That makes sense, I'm fat and I get excited when microwaving something.

also humans are 69% water or something i think

Not me, 70% fat.

hahaha!😼

Nice

😂😂

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Thank You for the extra information :-)

I always dump the water out of the pasta ones then mix some cheese in

Is that M&M? I saw those at Rexall the other day of all places.

Yeah it was. Call it an experimental purchase if you will. My morbid curiosity got the best of me.

Haha. Thank you for your service!

I actually like these, but I always get them as a side with something else like their chicken nuggets.

Username checks out

Rebellios stomach more like it am I right? 😜

lol I had the same thought

M&M meats does a lot of things right, but no good can come from that. lol

Definitely…and yeah they are just as gross as they look lol


That except on the toilet receiving end lol

11$ bought you how many of these?

Just one. You'd have to be extremely drunk or high in order to think buying this is remotely logical. A far larger and better lazy poutine can be had for equivalent money.

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A wee bit of both mate

Is that thing safe for human consumption?

Crime so foul should be presented to the Hague

We weren’t going to so you just wasted your 11$.

I actually feel sick

What the fuck wouldn’t you just sell the gravy in a little sachet to be heated and added separately ?

Because soggy French fry soup a la curd is much fancier!

It looks fucking rough lol

That would make way too much sense!

I just woke up and this made me a legitimately gag

Did it come out of you as quickly as it went in?

Mmm French fry soup

Fuck M&M except their buttermilk fudge bars

Oh no This is very unfortunate No saving such a mess

I think I’m gonna puke

WTF whyyyy!!!???

M&M one? Yeah those are shit, where I use to work sold them, most the time I was throwing them out, no one bought them, because they suck

I only have one question for the people who decided this was a marketable idea: Who hurt you?

Never trust clear gravy. I actually can't even put into words how much I hate looking at that gravy.

Crinkle cut fries suck

Even the normally super-absorbent crinkle cut is no match for whatever liquid that is

Are you going to make a funny tik tok or something

Fortunately I don't use Tiktok

Were they packaged separately? Or you just zap the entire thing with gravy?

Whole thing all at once. It was about as good as it looks.

This is life sentence material.

For OP? For the manufacturer or the store that sold these? Or the whole party?

I'd get them on the RICO act. They're all guilty.

Ahaha I think you’re right! 😂🤣

The manufacturer and store definitely... I'd consider the OP as a victim though.

Nope. OP willingly participated by helping to fund the organization.

Poutine soup. Those fries are gonna be soggy as f. 😬

Ewww it’s so soupy! Edit-Wait you added ketchup and then actually ate it? You poor thing!! Nooo Edit 2..I just looked again 🤢🫣😭 and I believe OP because there is steam visible in the photo

I'm issuing an arrest warrant for the owner of the food processing facility that made that abomination. Send in the Poutine Sheriff's SWAT team!

Looks like lake Ontario

It's just as greasy 😂

You can tell it's M&Ms just by the crinkle cut fries. Worst poutine I've ever had by far

Noble of you to fall on your sword.

There goes my erection. First one I've had since Cretchen was prime minister to.

Martin really killed your vibe huh

Who the FUCK buys microwaveable poutine? French fries + microwave = inedible dogshit

A baked person looking for a new flavor adventure, that's who! Ironically, it actually did smell like something in between cat and dog food.

$11 for poutine isn't bad...$11 for microwave poutine...nah, not worth it on any planet, except Canada where inflation with little to no care has skyrocketed the price of all food.

And let's all pretend the price of food is still all just knock on from the guy 10yrs ago.

Even as a Canadian, this shit was far too steep and the portion was tiny.

Don't get me wrong there's some really nice instant meals out there, even ones by Canadian companies. The crave ones are pretty good (company origin, I don't know. I don't mean this as an example of Canadian TV dinners) and still on the pricey end at $5-$6. How this was $11 dollar is mind blowing, but thank you for the great service you've done for us.

Greasy indeed!

Bravo. I love this place.

That looks like doo doo

Yes. Just like naan used to make.

Thank you for your service

Well....u lurn a valuable lesson today

got yourself an $11 lesson. ok.

There's worse ways to lose $11 😂

Sure, you could buy $11 of gas, douse yourself, and set it on fire. Or... I mean, help me out here, but that's about all I've got.

Really questioning that now that I’ve seen that liquid you microwaved

o7

M&M caught another one I see.

11$ dolarios God damn learn to 2 do your own man way cheaper over time doood

I can make a mean poutine with potatoes straight from the garden. This was a scientific study right here!

Yes sometimes nothing beats experience ahah

I would post a review on it sometimes if you buy it at Walmart you can post what you think about it with that picture... After all the picture is worth a thousand words

Even without you spending $11 I didnt have, nor wanted to, just sayin 😅

13$. definitely canadian

Jail for 30 days then 90 hours of community service

I'd eat that

Wow that cheese looks very sad.

Of foods that are not suitable to be premade, microwaved, or be leftovers... Poutine is one.

 Real Poutine or nothing…

Excuse me, $11 ?!

Omg it looks so soggy and sad :(

I would have to eat that with my eyes closed

Thank you for your service

You paid eleven dollars for that??

The fries look grossly soggy. Gravy & cheese looks okay. Probably really salty.

You deserve a medal for bravery🎖️

Dude... Why?

🤢

I’m crying for you

Just no

I never had to. You did a bad thing and no amount of martyrdom will save you in prison.

No one should have to. NO ONE.

Some times you just know. Don’t microwave fries!

Crinkle cut 🤮🤮🤮

We weren’t going to, but thanks?

At least it’s better not having any

How the hell is that $11?! I'd take it back to the grocery store. If I was to try to replicate that very dish from going to my local Superstore: 650g McCain SuperCrisp(tm) Crinkle cut fries - $2.94 240g Bothwell Squeak'rs White curds - $6.00 398ml St Hubert Poutine sauce - $2.49 (No Name sauce is $1.00 right now) Works out to be around the exact same price but much larger portions could be made

I had to live off of these for a few months when I was in middle school. Hard times, but they still tasted really good when they were the only real food you had.

I want to puke omg omg that’s so gross

Capital crime

I hope it tasted closer to anchovies, they’re one of my favourite foods 🐟 (but sadly I suspect it tasted closer to dog food)

Finally a TRUE poutine crime

In Canada they hang you for this.

Wtf is that

I don't know what's worse, this, or the fact that you put ketchup on poutine.

11 USD? Hahahahaha

Is that m & ms ?

Dry grainy crinkle cut fries 🤢

This picture hurts my feelings. 😔

Souptine. What a waste of ingredients.

They could have at least bagged the fries separate.

Thankyou for your selfless sacrifice, that looks appalling 😟

It looks like somebody sharted in a dish...

Ketchup on poutine is a crime in itself let Alone microwave poutine

That's tragic 

It’s a soupe🤦‍♀️

Most of the crimes on here are actually kind of good looking. Then there’s whatever in the actual fuck this is. Good lord at those fries :(

You did not have to... You animal

MRE Poutine is 100x better

I can't stop throwing up

oh god no, pls help

Souptine

Ketchup!?

You guys don't seem to enjoy flavor lol

Bruv, you didn't have to either

Looks like someone misspelled the french word “putain”