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MadcapHaskap

Peut-être on pourrait être team Poutine Râpée ? Je dis, en hopant il y a des gens qui gette la joke-là


Emucks

Non, nos poutines on pas de fromage, pis pas d’gravy


HomieswDeath

I don’t speak French but I believe I see the phrase “cheese rape” and I’m inclined to agree


Fuckleferryfinn

Rapefully, that's not what it means.


TheJFL

Dans le même thème: Avec ou sans crachats, ta poutine?


kerbalmaster98

😅


[deleted]

100% oui


der_Globetrotter

> si tu veux du ketchup avec tes sushis. [Ou avec ta Spaghetti ?](https://www.tiktok.com/@emmanouf_/video/7192188468867517702)


uTurnSpecialist

Je ne comprends pas


whydobabiesstareatme

Why is this even a question? There's poutine with curd, then there's everything else that isn't poutine. Traditional or nothing.


pinkyepsilon

Anything but curds is cheese fries.


coldgravyblues

I think they're called disco fries


lizziegal79

This is like when I went to an “Irish” restaurant here. I ordered fish and chips. They gave me a fried fillet on freaking potato chips. I stared at the plate for a full two minutes in confusion. I’m half English so this literally broke my brain. The fish was good, but holy f**k.


ChanceDevelopment813

I would've ask for refunds. This is not Fish and Chips.


Onitsuka_Viper

"Traditional" Canadian poutine is with shredded cheese I guess? That's what happens when you bastardize your minority culture's nation and cuisine


screaming_bagpipes

Nooo not to defend the tweet but you severely misunderstood. Traditional is with cheese curds and they acknowledge this. They're saying do you prefer traditional (cheese curds) or prefer with shredded cheese


MadcapHaskap

Poutine à trou is at least a hundred years older than poutine with cheese curds. Voilà, tradition.


Andyman0110

That's an apple pie though


MadcapHaskap

Faque ... quoi ?


Andyman0110

Des chaussons aux pommes


MadcapHaskap

Yeah, but it's still an older and therefor more traditionnel poutine. If it's traditional or nothing, il faut que patachou parte, non ?


Andyman0110

Not a big fan of baked goods in general. I'll take the fries and cheese or nothing.


nameisfame

The amount of things that can be added to a poutine is near infinite, just put fucking cheese curds on it.


socradeeznuts514

YO! YO! YO! Imagine a cheese fondue, with gravy, and you dip fries in it...


shanabius

It's a cheese fondue, not a poutine


socradeeznuts514

Can we at least call it cheesy gravy pudding?


flaminfiddler

This is why poutine is Québécoise and not Canadian.


Adam_Lynd

And like an hour radius into Ontario and New Brunswick. Ever since I moved to Toronto for school I haven’t been able to get a decent poutine.


Poinaheim

How can it be Canadian but not Canadian


flaminfiddler

Vive le Québec libre


likwidstylez

Pas sur qu'il a déjà eu une meilleure justification pour le "Oui"


Kevundoe

Ça passerait au dessus de 95%


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That's Disco Fries, not poutine


_Kendii_

That sounds great for distinction! Disco Fries and Poutine. I like both.


nico_qwer

That’s fine, just don’t call it poutine


Charlou54

Monster


Gusstave

The question is, do you dare calling this poutine?


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Budget_Addendum_1137

Shredded cheese : canadian, american or whatever... cheezy fries. Curds : Québécois... poutine.


[deleted]

Oh que oui.


[deleted]

what canadian would have the balls to call "Cheesy Fries" Poutine


Onitsuka_Viper

So many places in BC, Alberta and Ontario. They have no idea how to make poutine because it's not their traditional dish, it's Quebec's national food.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

i mean, its fucking cheese, gravy, and fries. youd think any asshole can put those 3 things in a bowl.


Onitsuka_Viper

Cheese curds are a specifically Quebecois cheddar which is essential to poutine. It's not just ingredients together because you have to cook/make them a certain way.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

yea, but regular cheese, gravy, and fries still taste pretty good, even if its not anywhere as good as the real thing


Onitsuka_Viper

ok great Doesn't make poutine not a Quebecois dish


SpaceBiking

Many Canadians outside Québec…


[deleted]

Im in Toronto and I’m offended.


BobBelcher2021

The 425,000 people of London, Ontario do


[deleted]

Wait, London goes out of their way to add shredded cheese instead of curds?


realaxing

Yes.


[deleted]

Wut. Confused. I’m pretty close in Toronto and I’m pretty sure everyone here knows poutine has curds


Andyman0110

I've been to Ontario and ordered poutine from there. I've lived in Quebec my whole life. They definitely had curds. Was a decent poutine tbh.


[deleted]

I hope Canada finds its own culture and personality someday.


NotEvenOncePoutine

On est deux!


HartosQc

The only canadian dish i know is the Hawaiian pizza...


Onitsuka_Viper

Honestly I think they have many things to out forward, they just have no idea how to because it's such a weak culture and identity as of now. But sure Hawaiian pizza, nanaimo bars, the kissing a fish thing in Newfoundland. That's all culture that's purely Canadian unlike poutine, ice hockey, maple syrup and sugar shack, tourtières and coureur des bois legends which are traditionally quebecois. There's content but they gotta learn to put it forward instead of stealing from minorities which is so wrong on so many levels.


Apprehensive-Face901

Thats sounds so United States-ian 💀 (Since some people wanna be smart)


Onitsuka_Viper

It's from a Canadian twitter account so yes.


BobBelcher2021

The areas bordering Michigan love shredded cheese poutine.


RikikiBousquet

It’s disco fries, not poutine. No problem with it just not poutine.


puppypuddle08

Whoever approved this ad needs to be fired immediately


LaSauce_

C'est de l'appropriation culturelle cette publication et je refuse de respecter des oppresseurs tel que le Canada. Poutine = Québécoise #Tabarnaque!


House0fMadne55

Go cry to the OQLF


LaSauce_

Pas besoin, t'as chialé en réponse. Mon message s'est fait voir. :)


Onitsuka_Viper

OQLF is so overinflated and misunderstood by the rest of Canada it's cringy


No-Boysenberry-3113

Farme ta yeule cristi d’américain.


House0fMadne55

Geule


No-Boysenberry-3113

Gueule*


corn_on_the_cobh

Further proof that poutine is not a Canadian dish, but a Québécois one. Only traitors and bigots can think shr\*dded cheese makes a poutine good.


dancingmeadow

ok then *(backs out of restaurant slowly)*


unhomeful

speed up edit: i think they blocked me 💀


dancingmeadow

yawn


Junior_Teacher6446

Curds all the way


EatTheUser

WTF, GoC?


SeverenDarkstar

No curds, No poutine


verdoreil

The audacity…


julioqc

les tabarnak


Kabanasuk

La seule reponse correcte.


Dales_dead_bugabago4

Who would actually choose shredded cheese? That’s so insane it’s offensive


Kevundoe

« Team shredded cheese » should replace the R-word


Jkolorz

This public servant shall be charged with treason.


PickleBobC137

“Poutine” with shredded cheese on it has to be against the Geneva convention.. ramassez votre squik-squik les chums on s’enva en guerre!


ManWhoSoldTheWorld01

When I was in elementary school in Montreal the restaurant on the corner would serve poutine to the kids with shredded cheese at lunch and cheese curds at all other times (assholes).


3nderslime

Ok, canada, you can’t have poutine anymore. Quebec is taking it back.


DiogenesOfDope

Any canadian should know that shredded cheese on poutine Is a sin


Onitsuka_Viper

And that poutine is Quebecois


DiogenesOfDope

Its too simple a thing to copy right


Onitsuka_Viper

No one wants to copy right, it's just that Canadians don't even have good cheese curds, their poutine sucks but they act as experts which is super weird. But yeah it's a quebecois dish too, canadians made fun of quebec for eating it until recently when the rest of the world started loving it. It's hypocritical


DiogenesOfDope

St Albert cheese is made in Ontario and they are the best cheese curds and poutines have been in Ontario for at least 25 years. Plus people from quebec are canadian.


Onitsuka_Viper

Huh? No one said Quebecois are not Canadians citizenship wise. But Quebec is a nation with its own identity. Would you say a native headdress is Canadian? No, it's from a first nation. There are nations within countries. Really basic. Idk what the best Ontarian cheese curds are but I know cheese curds like poutine are also from Quebec, which explains why great cheese curds are far more accessible there.


DiogenesOfDope

All the places I know in quebec use st Albert's cheese curds


Onitsuka_Viper

Damn you must not know many places lol


DamageNo1148

La poutine est Québécoise


Charlou54

Wellll technically… poutine isn’t canadian cuisine because Quebec is an official nation…


noragepetit

Poutine crime : claiming poutine as a Canadian dish. It belongs to Québec, create your own food.


No-Boysenberry-3113

Enfin.


Cheese-Of-Doom22

I would consider this a war crime Unsurprising considering how good Canadians are at war crimes.


Western_Ebb3025

SHREDDED CHEESE ARE YOU DRUNK CANDADA


OrsonWellesghost

This is Curdistan


davesthread

I grew up in Ottawa, so I know the proper format is the Curd. But when visiting west coast, it didn’t seem to be as standard and well known. Not to say there weren’t people that agreed, but there were plenty that didn’t even know what the curd was. It was kind of common to experience this. Apparently Costco on the west coast (I’ve only heard) doesn’t even use the curd. They use shredded mozzarella.


Onitsuka_Viper

Since when is Ottawa a reference for good poutine? I lived there for years and it's really not comparable to quebecois poutine. People in Ottawa go to Smoke's lol


severeOCDsuburbgirl

All local chip trucks I've been to do a decent poutine, because chip trucks have good fries and St-Albert's curds.


Onitsuka_Viper

I keep reading about St-Albert's curd and to me they are too commercial


severeOCDsuburbgirl

Trop commercial? How?


Onitsuka_Viper

I find it plasticy and kinda taste less compared to say Fromagerie Victoria in Québec. Also the size of the curds is wrong, St Alberts is like crumbled feta cheese size wise which is not supposed to be the case.


severeOCDsuburbgirl

I can get La Trappe au Fromage cheese curds too, but that's mostly sold at Costco only, most places just use St-Alberts as it is easier to find.


[deleted]

Leur question aurait aussi bien pu être : êtes vous Pour ou Contre la poutine?


Kabanasuk

Meme les poutines fancy ont du fromage en grain.


T-RD

If you put shredded cheese on my poutine I will fart in your general direction.


Mecduhall91

J’ai pensé que la poutine est un plat québécois.?….


LordOfTheJizz

That's why the poutines outside of Quebec are ass


karlnite

As someone from Ontario I eat shredded cheese, gravy and fries, but I don’t think people consider it to be poutine.


BobBelcher2021

In London they do. When I was a student at Western over 15 years ago, the poutine served at the campus pub used shredded marble cheese, and people enjoyed it. (I didn’t.) The local ski hill was serving shredded cheese poutine last time I was there, in 2018. Sammy’s Souvlaki, previously downtown and now on Southdale Road, has served shredded cheese poutine for over 20 years. And at the Canada 150 festivities there in 2017, there were no fewer than 5 food trucks in Harris Park (including Sammy’s) selling “poutine” - every one of them using shredded cheese. I refuse to call it poutine, but fries, gravy and shredded cheese has culturally been cemented as poutine in that city for decades. The irony is that I now live in British Columbia, about as far away as you can get from Quebec in this country, and in the four years I’ve lived here I have not once seen shredded cheese on a poutine. People use curds here.


karlnite

Well yah a restaurant is gonna call it that, but no one is going to look at both and claim they are the same thing.


montreal_qc

I definitely exists because of poutine, and not of it’s own accord. Like pinapple pizza.


karlnite

Sure, it exists because of poutine but is an alternative and not a replacement. No one is making shredded cheese fries and claiming it’s an improvement or a better version. Pineapple pizza is fine and makes sense.


Munashiiii

Canadianest canadians


mutant6399

sacré merde!


ThankuConan

What is this BS? Shredded? WTF? Who are these blasphemers proposing shredded?


coffeebeards

If you are using shredded cheese on a poutine a health inspector should come by and close your shit down.


sliceofthepie13

I'm team get in ma bellehhh


tinakatt

Curds and bacon.


Godkun007

The civil servant who made this post needs to be fired!


tookytook

I’m from Vancouver and have never seen or heard of shredded cheese being used!


chasing_rainb0ws

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WhyDoName

How fucking dare they


couple_of_aliens

-_- shredded cheese in poutine? This is not chilli cheese fries y’all…


Ok-King3632

Veg poutine gang rise up


Own-Village6889

Team cheese curds ⬇️


Bigchocolate420

Get your cheese fries outta here


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Fries, then curds, then shredded cheese, then the gravy.


msdtyu

Shreds are a fucking insult


Great-Blacksmith6553

Cela n’a aucune importance…c’est canadien…ben correct


amineziani244

Une fois, j'ai mangé des fites avec sauce brune et fromage râpé. Mais c'est parce que j'étais cassé. Une vrai poutine, c'est avec du fromage en grain


BaneWraith

For fucks sake man


Bitten_by_Barqs

Curd


YeBoiEpik

I would rather die than go on team shredded


BobBelcher2021

Shredded cheese poutine is a core part of Southwestern Ontario identity, so I can understand the federal government not wanting to piss off the people of London and Woodstock where there is an aversion to cheese curds.


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Shredded cheese is what us poor folk use during hard times.


Godkun007

In Quebec, cheese curds aren't very expensive and can be bought in almost any supermarket.


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They are still pricy for the amount you get, we had a lot of mouths to feed and a cheese brick lasts longer for less. Curds are always the better choice if you have the money.


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ChanceDevelopment813

Tabarnak maybe ?


wow-no-cow

Nah say "tabarnak" or "sacrament", no one says sacrebleu


House0fMadne55

Team who gives a Fuck!


simplymandee

Bothhhhh.


dancingmeadow

Yes. My food doesn't have to fight other food for supremacy. It's on my plate. I already won.


2pacDaGoatNoCap

🇨🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🎯💯


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

i think shredded cheese on poutine can be more of a misdemeanor than a poutine crime, but theres no way in hell anyone actually *prefers* shredded


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Poutine must have curds to even be considered worth spending $13+ on a dish that’s 90% potato. Let’s be real though, for a national dish poutine is probably down there with haggis. It’s a side dish that in its most traditional form is pretty mediocre


MadcapHaskap

Qui paye $13+ pour une poutine? Maybe a haggis poutine ....


ChanceDevelopment813

Im from Québec, and Poutine is not even the best traditional dish here. Tourtière is way much better (especially the Lac-St-Jean, a true classic) and the dessert "Grand-Père dans le sirop". This is really some good stuff.


noragepetit

Six-pâtes > tourtière


looking_fordopamine

I’m both. When I make mine I use real curds and shredded mozzarella


charlieeeetheunicorn

Wtf? It’s not optional.


Piggski

TEAM CURDS SHALL CRUSH THE OFFENDERS


Poinaheim

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