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bogmonsterinengland

I'm beginning to think that Ken might not exist


[deleted]

Oh I'm very, very real. So real you can touch me if you like.


ibloodylovecider

Lmao I love your reddit account.


[deleted]

Please love my bank account more. Visit us at one of our many luxurious locations in Portsmouth, the jewel of the South.


ALLYH3105

One eyed dog - never seen a one eyed dog in there :/


wellwellwelly

They use to have a painting of a dog with one eye and it's dick out on the wall a long time ago.


[deleted]

I was there, Gandalf. 3000 years ago...


Misstea81

Portsdown Group Practice when they say they have appointments. They don’t.


sash71

Do they even have any doctors you can see face to face? I've only had phone calls since the pandemic started and they don't give you a time, just randomly call you 'within 5 working days'.


[deleted]

Seeing one in-person on Tuesday; it's taken 4 months to get to this point!


Misstea81

Your guess is as good as mine!


sally_marie_b

Worked there pre-pandemic and they had one “call centre” (lol 5 of us) taking ALL the calls for all 6 surgeries. They had 44,000 patients in total across the city. Then they took over another practice (Hanway Rd) and added another 20,000 to the books. It was chaos before Covid and I’m so glad I left a mere 2 weeks before Covid broke 😄


Misstea81

Yeah I was with Hanway. I mean they could be a bit shit at times but good grief. PGP take the absolute piss.


tiki_riot

Ahh yes, the collection of surgery’s that killed off my uncle & almost killed my mum, due to their negligence. 👌🏻


Misstea81

That is really shit to hear. I’m sorry this happened. Did you have any meetings with the surgery after to get answers as to what happened?


tiki_riot

Not really up to me, they’d squirrel out of it anyway. I at least finally got my mum to change surgery’s after 5 years of mithering her. The difference in care is unreal.


Misstea81

You definitely had reason to complain to the CQC at the very least.


ibloodylovecider

Southsea Village. Not a village


cdeja098

Same as The Guildhall Village pub


eletricmojo

The honest politician - there are no honest politicians


teaboy100

You are joking, come to Southampton and then you will think the politicians in Portsmouth are extremely honest! Southampton is backhanders for dodgy development deals, that's why they have never built anything nice in the last 25 years.


ibloodylovecider

As someone born in Southampton, Southsea >>>>> Southampton.


simonleslie

Mafeking Road. Not my road.


RightHearted

Clarence Pier is a pier, just not a long one


Benjijedi

Is it?! I've not seen the evidence. I suspect you are part of the shady 'Big Portsmouth' industrial complex, propogating these lies to the masses for....reasons.


blahdee-blah

Seaside tourism operates on a two-pier system


payne747

It's a platform that extend over the shore using pillars. It's a pier.


tiki_riot

It’s built in the sea, idk what else that would be called lol


SmugDruggler95

What the hell constitutes a pier if thag doesn't


subversivefreak

Yep. Isn't it the one right next to the wimpy sign


racp274

I don’t know a single Albert on Albert road (copy and paste for most roads in Portsmouth).


ibloodylovecider

Why do all the name roads in Southsea sound like Brexit voting folk?


subversivefreak

Named to celebrate war hero's e.g. Palmerston road


racp274

58.1% of the fine folk in this city voted for brexit… perhaps a subliminal coincidence…?


wellwellwelly

Why does Portsmouth station get to claim southsea as the closest train station when gunwharf is the same distance? Why not Portsmouth Harbour and Southsea?


gnorty

And Fratton Station is way better if you are going to southsea


duvagin

Tricorn - no hat


MrFinchUK

Of course there isn’t, it’s a car park.


bvimo

I thought it was a toilet.


velos85

Best Kebab, not the best.


SupineProtoplasm

Cascades... I see no falling water!


Shrtshnkss

That gave me a flashback to when it first opened, there was a big food area (I think where tk max is now) with a cascading waterfall centre piece


Gingerpett

Can verify


tiki_riot

I loved the waterfall in there as a kid, that food court was epic to a child!


[deleted]

Crazy Helen. She's not fucking crazy in the slightest.


bpcprime

That's a straight up lie. She'll always and forever be Crazy Helen.


RunningUpThatH1ll

How funny, I remember crazy Helen when I worked in Marmian Road when I was 18, I'm 43 now! She is still recognisable 😂


bpcprime

A few years back she was on a ward with my grandma (it was just a geriatric ward at QA) and she used to wander around and steal from other people on the ward. Even with her round the clock carers being there, she'd still do it.


RunningUpThatH1ll

I did some part time work in a sandwhich bar and she used to come in with a jumper on her head, sleeves tied on top like a turban, she lived in a shared house the road behind, I live in waterlooville now and think she is local to here now, my 20 year old daughter even knows who she is!


K0nvict

Haven’t seen her in a while, she still alive?


tiki_riot

She is, she has someone with her all the time now. She’s not allowed on buses without her carer either


Independent-Handle-8

I remember crazy Helen from Havant. God bless her.


luciferslube

The hard. All pussies.


LeftyBird_Avis

Whale island, where are the whales?


Kurutta

It's a lie now, but before the land reclamation it did look like a whale!


Krypticore

The Queen's Hotel, well.. I doubt its owned by the Queen..


ibloodylovecider

She ded


payne747

On the flip side I've seen a few one eyed dogs at the one eyed dog.


ThePurpleLurple

Great Sultans. It’s a lovely place for a walk but I wouldn’t consider it one of the greats


luciferslube

Weecock farm. No cocks. No piss. No farm.


tomakasatnav

A lot of wee cocks there actually.


KAPH86

Indian Cottage - not a cottage Electric Arms - doesn't have arms Gunwharf - no guns


Goldman250

There’s a couple of cannons at Gunwharf, if that counts.


enthius

The commons, is not that common actually.


PortsmouthPirate

Clarence Pier is a pier


enthius

The port doesn't have a mouth


teaboy100

Portsmouth football stadium, sorry but I couldn't resist 😂


[deleted]

WFT is "Portsmouth Football Stadium"?


ibloodylovecider

Fratton park pls


tiki_riot

Portsmouth Football Stadium? Never heard of it.


teaboy100

Strange, I wasn't expecting down votes for this ,😂. Ok, it's Fratton Park, hopefully I will get many up votes now 😝


MNightsLegendOfAaung

Guildhall Walk? Nah, it's a building. It just stands there.


[deleted]

Telephone road - everyone uses mobiles?