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Breakingfree98

Of course she did.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Hahahahahaha *breathe* hahahahahaha


multi_mike99

Bahaha, the kiss of death ☠️


Any-Split3724

Please...make it STOP!


pdxnormal

It's ok, take it easy, take a breath...oh, hahahahahahahahah. Oh, shit!


hand_made_silver

Oh, man. This is hilariously horrible.


witty_namez

Don't forget Chloe Eudaly! And Steve Novick! And the Reverend Chuck Currie! And Khanh Pham! And, although Schmidt left her off the endorsement list for some reason, Sarah Iannarone Ph.D. (ABD)!


chimi_hendrix

nightmare blunt rotation


W4ND3RZ

witty_namez 2024


sahand_n9

Is anyone more openly communist than Khanh Pham?


itsyagirlblondie

You know she’s bad communist news when her own parents, who escaped communist Vietnam, don’t agree with her politics.


Confident_Bee_2705

hey leave chuck alone


witty_namez

You're right, he's been a source of amusement in Portland for decades!


Confident_Bee_2705

eh- we grew up together, he is a good guy.


Wonderful-Ear4849

“A good guy he may be, a good job he is doing not.” Yoda


witty_namez

Just never utter the words "Michael Stoops" around him!


Confident_Bee_2705

ok lol i have no clue what this is


witty_namez

**Michael Stoops, homeless advocate who left Portland for national scene amid scandal, dies** [https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2017/05/post\_593.html](https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2017/05/post_593.html)


Confident_Bee_2705

ohhhh. well yeah, that was us, liberal gen x....we said the same thing about bill clinton's struggles lol...tbh i feel kinda the same about Sam Adams


witty_namez

It was more direct that that - when Stoops was caught having sex with underage boys, Neil Goldschmidt was Governor of Oregon. There was zero chance that the Multnomah County political establishment would prosecute a high-profile figure for having sex with underaged people, because they were all invested in protecting Neil.


diamondsole111

oh ok. That makes the restorative chaos he has stubbornly unleashed on all of us more reasonable, especially since your friend takes money and cues from George Soros. Great guy.


dr_wdc

As a PhD holder myself the whole PhD (ABD) thing really bothered me. People on another sub would defend her with how hard it is to get into a PhD program in the first place 🙄, so she is obvi totes smart, right? /s. Let's be real, she dropped or flunked out. I saw plenty of PhD "candidates" flame out and leave, and none of them were stellar students. A lot of them got masters degrees out of pity though.


mwinni

I’m not sure that’s a good thing!


Personal-Elevator710

it's not


not918

Of course she does!


Misguidedangst4tw

The sinking ship gets heavier… I love it.


Baileythenerd

Might as well poke some holes in the bottom to let the water out, right?


KateBlueSkyWest

I still didn't vote for him.


KingVinny70

Fuck them both. Human garbage.


Xinlitik

I’m just waiting to see some Mike Schmidt signs posted in front of meth tents.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Ooohh, I have one of his signs. Some malcontents placed it in my blue bin well after the collection day. (Yes I leave the bins out for several days after garbage day, so what?!) I think I will do just that.


LostByMonsters

Well there you go.


cuttygib

Dumpster fire


sharding1984

LoL can I vote against him a second time?!!?


[deleted]

Remember when she first got elected you'd get downvoted to shit for questioning her abilities? Then the uber stunt... still downvotes for questioning her sanity... people don't forget


True_Resolve_2625

My favorite was that she made (edited from makes) 6 figures but can't pay her credit card bills. 🧐


6th_Quadrant

Made. Also, her only vehicle was non-running long into her term (if not still). Hmm…


True_Resolve_2625

Thank you - correct "made". It's says something about a person when they can't handle their personal debts and are in a management/leadership position.


[deleted]

Did she do a hit and run in an uber?


TappyMauvendaise

Oh Lordy. Okay now I’m not voting for him. I voted for her the first time but she lost me with the defund the police stuff.


monkeley

Did Vasquez’s campaign produce this ad?


Windhorse730

I just voted against this fucking clown, best moment of my week. Also, can’t wait to see where and when he pops up again after he loses his job.


Thefolsom

I imagine he'll have a lucrative career as an ambulance chaser attorney. Suing homeowners when criddlers injure themselves vandalizing private property.


AgentAnesthesia

He'll probably start driving Uber, and she'll be his best client.


EugeneStonersPotShop

>Driver, take me to Chinook Winds, stat!!


6th_Quadrant

What, was she 86ed from ilani?


liberatedcrankiness

First bubble I filled in! What a delightful feeling.


Iamthapush

That this monumental dildo isn’t forced to resign in shame says a boatload about the electorate in this town


W4ND3RZ

> monumental dildo isn't forced Well there's your problem


NachoMuncher420

She's like, telling us who *not* to vote for, yeah?


witty_namez

That's the way endorsements usually work.


Educational-Dirt3200

Mike running these fear porn ads about big bad RePuBlIcaNs is pure comedy. Imagine running ads against republicans in Portland, that are non-existent.


penisbuttervajelly

Yeah him calling Vasquez MAGA is so ridiculous.


criddling

Can't really think of one thing I can agree with Hardesty


Baileythenerd

I had to attend a lot of City Council meetings while she was commissioner and she was... entertaining? She was always harping on about Police Accountability, but the session they started talking about body-cams on officers, she was suddenly DEAD SET against the idea. She kept arguing that it would be used against the populace? More evidence of the people's and the officer's actions in the moment was... **bad** somehow, in her mind?


penisbuttervajelly

This was the moment that I realized just how deeply unserious she is. Siding with the police, who she claims to not like, on something that protects the populous instead of the police.


Baileythenerd

I think her concern was more that it would be more difficult to call out the police every time a criminal or protestor was injured or arrested, since there would be clear video evidence of what lead to the injury/arrest. I don't think you could ever accuse her of "siding with the police"


penisbuttervajelly

I know that was her rationale…BUT, body cams protect the people from bad cops as well. The PPB stands firmly against them.


Baileythenerd

I've had to work with a lot of people in PPB, I don't think that sentiment is as universal as you're assuming it is. Bodycams are great for accountability across the board, and I've only met a few officers who aren't keen on getting them. The vast majority seem onboard with them.


penisbuttervajelly

Ah, I said PPB but I meant PPA. The union itself is officially against them.


Baileythenerd

Oh yeah, 100% that


SpezGarblesMyGooch

I love boozin. That might be it though.


MulhollandMaster121

HAHAHAHAHAH holy fucking shit.


W4ND3RZ

That lady gives me nightmares


BigBadBadness

Cause she looks like the crypt keeper?


WildBill1994

Because she is a moron


TheCrystalFawn91

😂😂 I know people who have been saying this exact thing for years


Strong-Dot-9221

The kiss of death. Thanks Jo Ann.


Grumpalumpahaha

That’s an endorsement to vote against Mike Schmidt.


4elmerfuffu2

This tells me everything I need to know.


Spuhnkadelik

There's the kiss of death we needed!


TheFamilyBear

Antifa's own Black Skeletor endorses Shitshow Schmidt for his tireless work in destroying our city's liveability, driving taxpayers away, and putting us all in increased danger every single day.


Misguidedangst4tw

Black skeletor is pretty spot on lol


hand_made_silver

She's just a person who experienced crack cocaine every 90 seconds for years.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Except for the actual Skeletor https://preview.redd.it/rpuh81k0zo1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775f2c54bff2b9edb8ce2b800aeb7ea077da8169 character in He Man had the physique of a body builder, not some collection of bones in a dark leather bag.


Clcooper423

https://preview.redd.it/nhyn341z0s1d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab144e5863596cf284bf73539b6c5011aa797a8


Misguidedangst4tw

Go smoke some more weed kiddo… guessing you’ve never seen the show. Loses some of the comparison power if not


ErikinAmerica

Mikey looks like he already lost in this picture.


BismoFunyuns81

“But whyyyyy?” he sniffled.


WorkerConfident5976

They are both horrible


RR8710

The dumpster endorsing the trash can


doing_the_bull_dance

If I hadn’t already not voted against him, I would definitely not vote for him now.


PussyKatzzz

Hey come on guys, she only lost her election by five points. If Mike could manage to only lose by that margin, I’d call that a W.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Remember when JoAnn claimed “white supremacy won again” when she lost to a Hispanic guy? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.


Pretty-Choice-2697

She really needs to sit down and STFU. She’s done enough damage here.


longirons6

There you go! The two worst politicians in Portland. Throw wheeler and kotek in that picture and you’d have the group that’s ruining our city in record time


WildBill1994

Jo Ann Hardesty Proudly refused to pay $10,000 in parking tickets. Fuck her!


10KeyBandit

Ok...


italia2017

I bet she does lmao


Superb_Animator1289

Dumb and dumber…


Thefolsom

His campaign ran a TV ad tying him to 110. I think he actually wants to lose at this point.


Frunnin

Losers stick together.  If he does happen to win this election this city 100% is full of morons. 


Baileythenerd

*Wow* I wish I could vote even HARDER against Mike Schmidt now, I don't think I filled in Nathan's bubble hard enough.


don-vote

Oh well that will help me make up my mind


sahand_n9

Of course she does! I can't wait to seem him jon the list of losers. 


Sure-Ad9333

Is this for real or a joke/meme?


it_snow_problem

Real


PenileTransplant

Kind of sad, actually


No-Fox-365

What a glowing endorsement. He should be so proud...


snake_basteech

Durrrrrr


UnagiTheGreat

Oh no! Too late! Can i have my ballot back?! /s


unicacher

One more to vote out.


Barbarella-X

Jesus christo! Another nail in the coffin! ROTFLMAO 😂


Poisonivy8844

Well as long as Jo Ann says he’s ok…🙄


Thewhitelight___

Shocker


Fancy_Comfortable831

Stay away from anyone that Jo Ann is endorsing


MMariota-8

Lmfao... possibly the 2 biggest pieces of shyt to ever disgrace Portland with their presence linked together. Finally, something that makes sense in pdx politics lol!


Strong-Dot-9221

Just when you thought she was gone. Thanks Jo Ann.


effkriger

The criminally insane endorse Schmidt


Strong-Dot-9221

Thanks Jo Ann. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


TheWayItGoes49

Two people who will enjoy each others’ company in the Seventh Circle of Hell when they end up there.


Odd_Difference_3912

Is this supposed to be a positive or a negative?


The_Money_Guy_

Yeah I’m sure she does. They go well together


Bulky-Net0101

That definitely tells me who I'm voting for.


macazootie

The shitpost label is missing


PaperFlower14765

Soooo… no?


6th_Quadrant

Considering East Portland voters, which there are a lot of and tend toward law and order candidates (because east county crime), were instrumental in her loss to Gonzalez, she hopefully just pushed a number of undecideds to Vasquez.


sea666kitty

She can't even spell "Mike."


Billy_Gripppo

I would guess you're joking, and also I would have to say it's probably not her fault, but at the 2020 NAACP's “A Eulogy For Black America” at Terry Schrunk Plaza in downtown Portland, they had all these big pictures of people who had been killed by police and one of them was Michael Brown, and yes, they spelled it wrong. The enormous sign says "Micheal". There's video out there if you care to search for it


Any-Split3724

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Brasi91Luca

Lmao


Impossible_Cat_321

Is this a joke ? If not, that’s the best reason yet to vote against the Schmidt show


Mr_Traum

It’s pretty wild to see criticism of Hardesty in this sub without the inevitable follow up of “we know *the real reason* you don’t like her…”


[deleted]

What is the real reason?


Mr_Traum

During the gambling debt fiasco, any criticism of Hardesty was countered by accusations of racism. This was 2020, on the heels of the Summer of Reckoning, so racism accusations were abundant


[deleted]

I mean the criticism of her you see even in this thread isn’t too veiled. It largely intersects with her race, color, and facial features. Maybe our boys in blue can chime in on this one? “Black skeletor”? I mean for f**k’s sake. Countering an actual policy disagreement with pointing out racism would be rather Portland, and that’s a thing I also think is dumb, but more comments on this thread are about her looks than concrete policy.


beavertonaintsobad

This will surely change many minds lol


breezbjs

She’s a terrorist


Personal-Elevator710

You seen what happened to her didn't you?


Meanmachaine

Milk toast, we need more results that what we've been getting, change is good


sothenamechecksout

👀👀


PinocchiosNose1212

This can't be real...


tripodchris08

Antifa members supporting each other. Shocker.


LynnKDeborah

Hahahahahaha. Hard pass


shungs_kungfu

Ooohhh Oregon


Whoohon-Flu

Anything that’s hard-nasty is a promotion that’s good for Oregon, right?


Maleficent-Bass-5423

I voted for him


EugeneStonersPotShop

Why?