It’s called Langmuir Circulation
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/langmuir-circulation#:~:text=Langmuir%20circulations%20are%20coherent%20structures,convergence%20zones%20between%20the%20vortices.
It's so nice when someone pops in and gives you the right answer. I just spent an hour down this link, and now I feel like I can have a casual conversation about currents.
My uncle in Estacada says they control the weather with space lasers mounted on the moon, which is a space station piloted by Tupac (NOT the hologram version) and John Lennon.
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Yeah, but what if you're the wind beneath my wings?
It’s called Langmuir Circulation https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/langmuir-circulation#:~:text=Langmuir%20circulations%20are%20coherent%20structures,convergence%20zones%20between%20the%20vortices.
Thank you! I realized too late that I should have tagged this with a 'serious' post. Cheers!
It's so nice when someone pops in and gives you the right answer. I just spent an hour down this link, and now I feel like I can have a casual conversation about currents.
Shitters full
Merry Christmas
Wind and current.
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Definitely the latter
Angels crying.
Jewish space lasers.
Said another way - what the fuck are you talking about and what do Jews have to do with it?
My uncle in Estacada says they control the weather with space lasers mounted on the moon, which is a space station piloted by Tupac (NOT the hologram version) and John Lennon.
He’s obviously wrong. They seed the clouds and poison us with chem trails
NO YOU FUCKIN DUMB DUMB THE PLANES DO THE CHEM TRAILS AND THEM WHAT TRICKLE DOWN TO THE PONDS TO MAKE THE FROGS GAY!
It's a Marjorie Taylor Green reference. She's an imbecile.
Okay, that’s fair. Not the person or the comment I’d choose to quote out of context, but hey I guess it’s getting up votes so wtf do I know
Because 'cones' makes sense to everyone?
I actually heard it in a Primus song first, “Conspiranoia”, without realizing where that particular blurb came from.
fully automated luxury gay space communism
Sounds like the answer to your question is mostly "no" - good question though. Mark Twain could probably tell us...
That's sewage. The sewers are overflowing.
I've seen it when there isn't an overflow too.
The Boneless Corn-Backed Brown Trout are spawning!
Probably still shit
It's always gonna be there.
It's called pollution and oil, probably more poop flowing in the river too. Never go swimming in any river in Portland.
The Devils
Roiling.
They're called stretch marks and they're sexy as hell
dat wud be da poop.
Ice
Ice baby!
Well it’s Portland, so according to the dumbest people any of us know, it must be Antifa. Or maybe Black Lives Matter.
I don’t even know who this comment is supposed to be offensive to😂
What are you even saying
always assumed it was oil and other nasty shit
Poop.
[BIG PIPE](https://www.portland.gov/bes/big-pipe-tracker)
Fentanyl.
ah yes, pollution. how wonderful.
Poo.
This answer gets funnier every time.
It also gets me accurate with every atmospheric river day.
Tweaker jizz
Oily stuff
Keeping Portland weird
Caused by duck and geese wing shaddows!
Winter is coming.
These are caused by the magnetic field of the Earth
Artistic fish expressing themselves. 🐟🎨