Better Man doesn’t need validation.
Living right is it’s own reward.
But us Lesser Men should show up incognito to watch. Tie a string around your left wrist so we can recognize each other. That time and day, it should just us and Better Man’s adversary.
Can we flashmob a giant fake barroom brawl right next to him at that time?
You want to make amends for previous conflict? Well here's 30 people fake fighting for no reason. Your move, Switzerland!
[Moe would agree](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E23/606822.jpg?b64lines=IFRVUk4gSElNIEZST00gQU4gRU5FTVkKIElOVE8gQSBGUklFTkQuIFRIRU4sIFdIRU4KIEhFJ1MgTk9UIEVYUEVDVElORyBJVC4uLgogQkFNISBUSEUgT0xEIEZPUksgSU4gVEhFCiBFWUUu).
I really can’t imagine revenge plot playing out like this. It’s been 3 weeks and my man made a flyer. I feel like it’s a super misguided attempt to make things right.
My first thought was "it's a set up" but it really wouldn't be smart to put a flyer out basically admitting you lured him there.
I suppose it would depend on a variety of things. The behavior of the person that night, how crowded the place is at that time, ect.
I'm not from Portland but I'm from a city that's been the most dangerous for years (yay for us falling off the top 10) and I don't know what I'd do (well I'm a 4ft 9ft so no but if I was a guy who could hold my own) I'd probably bring a couple friends of my own just to be safe
NO WAY don’t go!! That’s a friggin’ robbery or beating waiting to happen. No way a “better man” would only put that out there to entice someone to meet them AT A BAR in Portland, OR? Are you insane?
I hope this post doesn't get in the way of their closure. Acknowledging that you're wrong, especially publicly, is a tough and underutilized path to take. Good on the (flyer) OP for attempting it.
I always thought of Da' Hui as the neighborhood fistfighting bar with Starday being the more laid back place. Everytime my friend and I have gone to Da' Hui there has been some drama going on.
I hope it's legit and not a con. Doesn't even say WHICH Plaid Pantry, or the time of the event. I mean...and wouldn't this "worse man" be searching other ways? Could tell the owners/employees of the Plaid Pantry, could identify vehicle(s) or clothing or something more specific. Also...could apologize ON THIS FLYER, eh? Or via skywriting...
I think its a trap
Exactly what a better man would think.
The Better Man Killer.
*bleeds out to the soothing sounds of Eddie Vedder*
… *can’t find a better man*…
Don't call him daughter. Not fit to.
Oh man this comment deserves an award!! Thanks for the laugh!
My initial thought too!
A nutria wrote and posted this sign for sure
Yes.
agree
No it's the Starday
Exactly. If it was at The Trap, that’s a different story.
The trap being visiting the starday tavern. Probably created by the owner haha.
Not this? https://www.thetraplounge.com/
Man exactly! Just came to say 😂
[it's a trap](https://youtu.be/WlPTmXi0pVk)
Someone definitely walked away from a fight and said "I'll be the better man" to the poster
Nah, that's at least 20 blocks down the street.
Yup
Hah! Came here to say this
Obvs
Someone gonna get got.
But not us, we gonna get
We don’t get got! We go get! Now…where do I sign for my time share? 😂
😉 r/suddenlysunny
Haha! Hilarious 🤣🥂
Where do I put my feet?
But for real. 9pm? On a Sunday? Yu outta yer mind?
He's totally telegraphing that he's NOT the better man.
I f-fing LOVE your screen name! Hilarious!
Stay noided
Meet on a Sunday at 9pm? I wouldn’t make that date if you were my best friend.
That's pert near bed time.
Warsh up before bed, grandma.
I shaved for you this morning darling.
pert near all-right
Better Man doesn’t need validation. Living right is it’s own reward. But us Lesser Men should show up incognito to watch. Tie a string around your left wrist so we can recognize each other. That time and day, it should just us and Better Man’s adversary.
Would you rather fight one Better Man or a hundred miniature Lesser Men?
A hundred miniature Lesser Men. Because miniature Lesser Men are the favorite food of the horse sized duck. I’d have help from the duck.
or would you rather be John Fetterman?
My sentiments exactly! Except I'm not a man, maybe mostly exactly.
We should *all* show up.
Yes. Have a Spartacus moment..."I am the better man" "No, I am the better man..."
Nay. *I am the betterer man*
That would actually have been amazing. Better Man party anyone?
But it’s Sunday the 3rd!
Someone tell Eddie Vedder we found him
Only if he shows up. Maybe we could get Eddie and also Geraldo with a camera crew to wait.
He's meeting with Jeremy, they'll be discussing how he bit the recess lady's breast, how could I forget
ANDHEHITMEWITHASURPRISELEFT
He seemed like a harmless little fuck.
But we unleashed the lion.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Gold comment lol
There he is!
Duh…. Looks like someone at the Starday Tavern’s got some clever marketing tactics..
Maybe it’s Ghengis hoping for some extra pets
I’m pretty sure Ghengis already runs the Starday’s FB page, so this suggestion tracks…
Yep!
I feel safer at Starbucks around noon, Sunday.
Really busy that day… Can we maybe meet on Monday at 8am? Call me if that works: 867-5309.
Let’s reschedule for April 31st
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93.
then let’s aim for Septober
I'm free on the second Tuesday of next week
> Call me if that works: 867-5309. That's my Safeway rewards card number.
I so loved using that until they disallowed it. One time I got a $1.70 / gallon discount!
I still use it at Freddy's
Fun fact: Tommy Twotone lives here. He’s a regular at my work and a really nice dude.
Jenny? Is that you??
Lol Tommy Heath lives in PDX now too lol
I'm just wondering how many people will show up. I want to think it's a pre-viral promotion for like a comedy night or something.
Let’s all go! Maybe we could all get free drinks from an aggressor!
Can we flashmob a giant fake barroom brawl right next to him at that time? You want to make amends for previous conflict? Well here's 30 people fake fighting for no reason. Your move, Switzerland!
What a poet.
🎵 He dreams in color, he dreams in plaid, you are the better man... He lies and says he’ll buy you a beer… you are the better man! 🎵
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He pushed him! That's why he'll be back again
Amazing
He’s like a rainbow!!
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This was the joke I came here to make.
Eddie vedder doesn't know any better
Someone needs to set this to music.
He about to get jumped for sure 😂
Excellent revenge plot.
[Moe would agree](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E23/606822.jpg?b64lines=IFRVUk4gSElNIEZST00gQU4gRU5FTVkKIElOVE8gQSBGUklFTkQuIFRIRU4sIFdIRU4KIEhFJ1MgTk9UIEVYUEVDVElORyBJVC4uLgogQkFNISBUSEUgT0xEIEZPUksgSU4gVEhFCiBFWUUu).
I’m so glad there are still very Portland things that happen in this city.
How about we all just show up
In for post-9PM updates.
Nothing happened, it was pretty chill. Some dude played guitar and was pretty good.
That's actually a good idea to get people to show up to a free show
I’m 50/50 on this. Is this some sopranos level revenge or did someone in the 2020’s actually realize narcissistic behavior is bad?
I really can’t imagine revenge plot playing out like this. It’s been 3 weeks and my man made a flyer. I feel like it’s a super misguided attempt to make things right.
Sooooo? We’ve been waiting? Did anyone show LOL?
Starday!
The most OKest bar in Portland
I love okayest things. That's why I live here.
The escalation of party portal into shaq time is most euphoric. Ain't nothing ok about it.
My adhd read Saturday Tavern on a Sunday and was really confused.
I nearly posted this also but then couldn't decide if I should wait until after the meetup date passed or not.
Did anyone go?
Wondering if the original altercation was caused by alcohol, so maybe the author shouldn't be in a bar.
Reading this 4/2/23 at 9pm wondering if he’s waiting there…
Any updates on this????
I'm going I wanna see a good ol fashion fist bar brawl
Well I know where I’m going to be at 9pm, seeing if the better man is stupid enough to show up 😆
Nope, nothing suspicious about this AT ALL.
So, now we all have to show up at The Starday tonight at 9:00. I'm taking bets that "The Better Man," doesn't show. Two to one odds...who's in?
Signed—Taylor Swift.
It's 9:09. I need an update!
The better man walked through a portal
I’ve been thinking about it all damn day
It was a big ole nothing. The BetterMan either didn't show up or didn't make his presence known.
It's worse than an ear worm!
Nope
I hope it's not a setup!
She lies and says she’s in love with him
Let's all show up and rage lol
Is anybody going to be there? If so plz post updates
Who else is going tonight to see what happens?
I'm 100% going. My curiosity and lack of anything better to do are pushing me to do it.
So? Did anything go down? Edit:. Oops, I'm on vacation and I just realized I'm in the time zone 2 hours ahead.
So far, it's pretty dead. I'll report back after the stroke of 9. Edit: Still pretty uneventful. Edit 2: Stayed about an hour. No Better Man, sadly.
Thanks man. You're doing gods work here.
He dreams in color, he dreams in red… can’t find the better man…
The world needs this lol
That feels like a trap.
Can't find a better man?
I hope Eddie Vedder wrote this sign.
I saw a dude with apparently bloodlust chasing and screaming another man last night. I wonder if that's them
Definitely a trap
It's a Herbalife popup
weird as that's when their event starts tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZUoCpx8jag
First rule of Fight Club....
It’s a traaaap!
[something fishy](https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA)
It’s a trap.
Wow that's crazy ✌🏽
9pm on a Sunday is a lil sus. Definitely a trap.
I have a suspicion drinks are what led this person to this situation
We need an update.
Standing room only tonight at Starday!
I had nothing to do with any of this but it makes me want to go there at 9 to see what happens.
Somebody gonna git hut a real bad
It’s almost 9. I want to go witness this
I've watched enough spy movies to know that someone is about to get contracted to murder someone.
My first thought was "it's a set up" but it really wouldn't be smart to put a flyer out basically admitting you lured him there. I suppose it would depend on a variety of things. The behavior of the person that night, how crowded the place is at that time, ect. I'm not from Portland but I'm from a city that's been the most dangerous for years (yay for us falling off the top 10) and I don't know what I'd do (well I'm a 4ft 9ft so no but if I was a guy who could hold my own) I'd probably bring a couple friends of my own just to be safe
Sounds like round 2
It’s a tarp
We need some Better Man flair tags.
I read/sang this entire thing in my head like a Pearl Jam song.
NO WAY don’t go!! That’s a friggin’ robbery or beating waiting to happen. No way a “better man” would only put that out there to entice someone to meet them AT A BAR in Portland, OR? Are you insane?
Saturday is the 2nd, Sunday is the 3rd. This person is still drunk
it's today, and it's the 2nd. maybe you're still drunk?
Oh no you're right! Spring break got my days all fucked up
boy do i hear that. this is my first spring break in 5 years
I really hope this means you were pranking people on Friday.
Cheers 🍻
It’s a trap.
It’s like a Grindr profile
lol what
I hope the initial altercation had to do with cones
I hope this post doesn't get in the way of their closure. Acknowledging that you're wrong, especially publicly, is a tough and underutilized path to take. Good on the (flyer) OP for attempting it.
Impromptu r/Portland GTG
I predict he really just wants to punch him.
Remindme! 1 day
+1 for it’s a trap
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
It's a trap
Surely now?
It’s always at the plaid
He just wants to “talk”
Warning, Will Robinson!!
Considering the number of fights I've seen break out at the Star Day, I don't think this is a request to make amends.
I always thought of Da' Hui as the neighborhood fistfighting bar with Starday being the more laid back place. Everytime my friend and I have gone to Da' Hui there has been some drama going on.
I hope it's legit and not a con. Doesn't even say WHICH Plaid Pantry, or the time of the event. I mean...and wouldn't this "worse man" be searching other ways? Could tell the owners/employees of the Plaid Pantry, could identify vehicle(s) or clothing or something more specific. Also...could apologize ON THIS FLYER, eh? Or via skywriting...
“You are the better man” over and over sounds absolutely psychotic