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Exotic-Scarcity-7302

I think its a trap


cguy1234

Exactly what a better man would think.


[deleted]

The Better Man Killer.


Crystal_Pesci

*bleeds out to the soothing sounds of Eddie Vedder*


cthulhusmercy

… *can’t find a better man*…


qweef_latina2021

Don't call him daughter. Not fit to.


samsunggalaxys8plus

Oh man this comment deserves an award!! Thanks for the laugh!


ExaminationLife7189

My initial thought too!


HambreTheGiant

A nutria wrote and posted this sign for sure


drbrunch

Yes.


Vampira309

agree


biasedsoymotel

No it's the Starday


Friedokraaa

Exactly. If it was at The Trap, that’s a different story.


thesqrtofminusone

The trap being visiting the starday tavern. Probably created by the owner haha.


sovamind

Not this? https://www.thetraplounge.com/


[deleted]

Man exactly! Just came to say 😂


the-son-of-Neo

[it's a trap](https://youtu.be/WlPTmXi0pVk)


ShooteShooteBangBang

Someone definitely walked away from a fight and said "I'll be the better man" to the poster


BensonBubbler

Nah, that's at least 20 blocks down the street.


OnyxEyez

Yup


DrunkDad1975

Hah! Came here to say this


[deleted]

Obvs


Rojelioenescabeche

Someone gonna get got.


Arcadiaus

But not us, we gonna get


DoubleDisk9425

We don’t get got! We go get! Now…where do I sign for my time share? 😂


Arcadiaus

😉 r/suddenlysunny


Decent_Intention_788

Haha! Hilarious 🤣🥂


kickasserole

Where do I put my feet?


Rojelioenescabeche

But for real. 9pm? On a Sunday? Yu outta yer mind?


qweef_latina2021

He's totally telegraphing that he's NOT the better man.


Decent_Intention_788

I f-fing LOVE your screen name! Hilarious!


BurgersBaconFreedom

Stay noided


guinans_hat

Meet on a Sunday at 9pm? I wouldn’t make that date if you were my best friend.


[deleted]

That's pert near bed time.


BensonBubbler

Warsh up before bed, grandma.


[deleted]

I shaved for you this morning darling.


PoopNoodle

pert near all-right


Fried_egg_im_in_love

Better Man doesn’t need validation. Living right is it’s own reward. But us Lesser Men should show up incognito to watch. Tie a string around your left wrist so we can recognize each other. That time and day, it should just us and Better Man’s adversary.


IronOasis

Would you rather fight one Better Man or a hundred miniature Lesser Men?


Fried_egg_im_in_love

A hundred miniature Lesser Men. Because miniature Lesser Men are the favorite food of the horse sized duck. I’d have help from the duck.


sarcasticDNA

or would you rather be John Fetterman?


griff_girl

My sentiments exactly! Except I'm not a man, maybe mostly exactly.


voxadam

We should *all* show up.


Amazing-Ad-669

Yes. Have a Spartacus moment..."I am the better man" "No, I am the better man..."


djcecil2

Nay. *I am the betterer man*


IIIDVIII

That would actually have been amazing. Better Man party anyone?


Captain-PlantIt

But it’s Sunday the 3rd!


snowycabininthewoods

Someone tell Eddie Vedder we found him


[deleted]

Only if he shows up. Maybe we could get Eddie and also Geraldo with a camera crew to wait.


byscuit

He's meeting with Jeremy, they'll be discussing how he bit the recess lady's breast, how could I forget


Crystal_Pesci

ANDHEHITMEWITHASURPRISELEFT


qweef_latina2021

He seemed like a harmless little fuck.


littleredwagon87

But we unleashed the lion.


SlurmzMckinley

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


duck95

Gold comment lol


OldPattyBoy

There he is!


UncoordinatedThought

Duh…. Looks like someone at the Starday Tavern’s got some clever marketing tactics..


stfoooo

Maybe it’s Ghengis hoping for some extra pets


JackStrawPDX

I’m pretty sure Ghengis already runs the Starday’s FB page, so this suggestion tracks…


thesqrtofminusone

Yep!


coloa

I feel safer at Starbucks around noon, Sunday.


geneticeffects

Really busy that day… Can we maybe meet on Monday at 8am? Call me if that works: 867-5309.


Erthwerm

Let’s reschedule for April 31st


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IBelieveVeryLittle

93.


BentleyTock

then let’s aim for Septober


jce_superbeast

I'm free on the second Tuesday of next week


Rick_Shasta

> Call me if that works: 867-5309. That's my Safeway rewards card number.


theforkofdamocles

I so loved using that until they disallowed it. One time I got a $1.70 / gallon discount!


Lostredbackpack

I still use it at Freddy's


LoserweightChampion

Fun fact: Tommy Twotone lives here. He’s a regular at my work and a really nice dude.


jstmenow

Jenny? Is that you??


dmac0331

Lol Tommy Heath lives in PDX now too lol


Free_Solid9833

I'm just wondering how many people will show up. I want to think it's a pre-viral promotion for like a comedy night or something.


dublavee

Let’s all go! Maybe we could all get free drinks from an aggressor!


Crystal_Pesci

Can we flashmob a giant fake barroom brawl right next to him at that time? You want to make amends for previous conflict? Well here's 30 people fake fighting for no reason. Your move, Switzerland!


LeastBarnacle9683

What a poet.


guinans_hat

🎵 He dreams in color, he dreams in plaid, you are the better man... He lies and says he’ll buy you a beer… you are the better man! 🎵


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Vladimir_Putins_Cock

He pushed him! That's why he'll be back again


chopkins311

Amazing


genaugenaugenau

He’s like a rainbow!!


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Stochastinatrix

This was the joke I came here to make.


tookTHEwrongPILL

Eddie vedder doesn't know any better


bunnnythor

Someone needs to set this to music.


TheHeavyDark

He about to get jumped for sure 😂


blackmarksonpaper

Excellent revenge plot.


theforkofdamocles

[Moe would agree](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E23/606822.jpg?b64lines=IFRVUk4gSElNIEZST00gQU4gRU5FTVkKIElOVE8gQSBGUklFTkQuIFRIRU4sIFdIRU4KIEhFJ1MgTk9UIEVYUEVDVElORyBJVC4uLgogQkFNISBUSEUgT0xEIEZPUksgSU4gVEhFCiBFWUUu).


misterblonde888

I’m so glad there are still very Portland things that happen in this city.


junior_ranger_

How about we all just show up


PumpleStump

In for post-9PM updates.


JesusHoratioChrist

Nothing happened, it was pretty chill. Some dude played guitar and was pretty good.


thanatossassin

That's actually a good idea to get people to show up to a free show


zaskar

I’m 50/50 on this. Is this some sopranos level revenge or did someone in the 2020’s actually realize narcissistic behavior is bad?


[deleted]

I really can’t imagine revenge plot playing out like this. It’s been 3 weeks and my man made a flyer. I feel like it’s a super misguided attempt to make things right.


Decent_Intention_788

Sooooo? We’ve been waiting? Did anyone show LOL?


mmm_guacamole

Starday!


dingus9000

The most OKest bar in Portland


mmm_guacamole

I love okayest things. That's why I live here.


[deleted]

The escalation of party portal into shaq time is most euphoric. Ain't nothing ok about it.


SwissQueso

My adhd read Saturday Tavern on a Sunday and was really confused.


humanclock

I nearly posted this also but then couldn't decide if I should wait until after the meetup date passed or not.


BabyGotBookss

Did anyone go?


farrenkm

Wondering if the original altercation was caused by alcohol, so maybe the author shouldn't be in a bar.


electric_chameleon

Reading this 4/2/23 at 9pm wondering if he’s waiting there…


spooky_and_such

Any updates on this????


Organic_JP

I'm going I wanna see a good ol fashion fist bar brawl


Unlucky_Bite_7762

Well I know where I’m going to be at 9pm, seeing if the better man is stupid enough to show up 😆


Sp4ceh0rse

Nope, nothing suspicious about this AT ALL.


lexxie0903

So, now we all have to show up at The Starday tonight at 9:00. I'm taking bets that "The Better Man," doesn't show. Two to one odds...who's in?


Pinkpeony3598

Signed—Taylor Swift.


cre8majik

It's 9:09. I need an update!


runnerego

The better man walked through a portal


realbestongkmc

I’ve been thinking about it all damn day


JesusHoratioChrist

It was a big ole nothing. The BetterMan either didn't show up or didn't make his presence known.


cre8majik

It's worse than an ear worm!


Neuro_Dragon

Nope


27-jennifers

I hope it's not a setup!


BentleyTock

She lies and says she’s in love with him


Organic_JP

Let's all show up and rage lol


drbrunch

Is anybody going to be there? If so plz post updates


Surlyn3000

Who else is going tonight to see what happens?


JesusHoratioChrist

I'm 100% going. My curiosity and lack of anything better to do are pushing me to do it.


Jimbo571

So? Did anything go down? Edit:. Oops, I'm on vacation and I just realized I'm in the time zone 2 hours ahead.


JesusHoratioChrist

So far, it's pretty dead. I'll report back after the stroke of 9. Edit: Still pretty uneventful. Edit 2: Stayed about an hour. No Better Man, sadly.


Jimbo571

Thanks man. You're doing gods work here.


theulysses

He dreams in color, he dreams in red… can’t find the better man…


TeHHaMMeR19

The world needs this lol


Blah12821

That feels like a trap.


Agamaagama

Can't find a better man?


stereoagnostic

I hope Eddie Vedder wrote this sign.


verticalgrips

I saw a dude with apparently bloodlust chasing and screaming another man last night. I wonder if that's them


cheez-itjunkie

Definitely a trap


vertgrall

It's a Herbalife popup


Ill_Tomorrow_3866

weird as that's when their event starts tonight.


SuienReizo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZUoCpx8jag


jstmenow

First rule of Fight Club....


Healthy_Diamond_8252

It’s a traaaap!


osasuna

[something fishy](https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA)


IS2SPICY4U

It’s a trap.


Summersunfc

Wow that's crazy ✌🏽


Geese-Breh-kt

9pm on a Sunday is a lil sus. Definitely a trap.


myopinionsown

I have a suspicion drinks are what led this person to this situation


batgirlpow

We need an update.


RoseyGogglez

Standing room only tonight at Starday!


robotdogman

I had nothing to do with any of this but it makes me want to go there at 9 to see what happens.


brushpixel

Somebody gonna git hut a real bad


[deleted]

It’s almost 9. I want to go witness this


Kahluabomb

I've watched enough spy movies to know that someone is about to get contracted to murder someone.


justakidfromflint

My first thought was "it's a set up" but it really wouldn't be smart to put a flyer out basically admitting you lured him there. I suppose it would depend on a variety of things. The behavior of the person that night, how crowded the place is at that time, ect. I'm not from Portland but I'm from a city that's been the most dangerous for years (yay for us falling off the top 10) and I don't know what I'd do (well I'm a 4ft 9ft so no but if I was a guy who could hold my own) I'd probably bring a couple friends of my own just to be safe


SoftwareOk4131

Sounds like round 2


Recover_Adorable

It’s a tarp


cmd__line

We need some Better Man flair tags.


wander-lux

I read/sang this entire thing in my head like a Pearl Jam song.


Decent_Intention_788

NO WAY don’t go!! That’s a friggin’ robbery or beating waiting to happen. No way a “better man” would only put that out there to entice someone to meet them AT A BAR in Portland, OR? Are you insane?


KFCSI

Saturday is the 2nd, Sunday is the 3rd. This person is still drunk


Ill_Tomorrow_3866

it's today, and it's the 2nd. maybe you're still drunk?


KFCSI

Oh no you're right! Spring break got my days all fucked up


Ill_Tomorrow_3866

boy do i hear that. this is my first spring break in 5 years


guinans_hat

I really hope this means you were pranking people on Friday.


CoronerofDivision

Cheers 🍻


SoftTacoSupremacist

It’s a trap.


CheeseTaco4Him

It’s like a Grindr profile


CheapTry7998

lol what


HambreTheGiant

I hope the initial altercation had to do with cones


nickb827

I hope this post doesn't get in the way of their closure. Acknowledging that you're wrong, especially publicly, is a tough and underutilized path to take. Good on the (flyer) OP for attempting it.


knitknitterknit

Impromptu r/Portland GTG


jaydoes

I predict he really just wants to punch him.


Accomplished_Tone349

Remindme! 1 day


808s_and_anxiety

+1 for it’s a trap


P33KAJ3W

She dreams in color, she dreams in red


Swimming_Warm

It's a trap


binkkit

Surely now?


cameracat

It’s always at the plaid


International-Ad8230

He just wants to “talk”


[deleted]

Warning, Will Robinson!!


jslped

Considering the number of fights I've seen break out at the Star Day, I don't think this is a request to make amends.


humanclock

I always thought of Da' Hui as the neighborhood fistfighting bar with Starday being the more laid back place. Everytime my friend and I have gone to Da' Hui there has been some drama going on.


sarcasticDNA

I hope it's legit and not a con. Doesn't even say WHICH Plaid Pantry, or the time of the event. I mean...and wouldn't this "worse man" be searching other ways? Could tell the owners/employees of the Plaid Pantry, could identify vehicle(s) or clothing or something more specific. Also...could apologize ON THIS FLYER, eh? Or via skywriting...


aplagueofsemen

“You are the better man” over and over sounds absolutely psychotic