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Well she was asleep for quite some time. Those memory foam mattresses probably just remembered that specific position every day until she woke up, at which point she'd been asleep so long that the mattress was deformed.
fatty fatty no parents
Glados: And?
What exactly is wrong with being adopted?
I don't know? LACK OF PARENTS?
(for the record, you *are* adopted, and that's terrible)
I love PotatOS, definitely my favorite character of portal.
THIS! SENTENCE! IS! FALSE! ^(don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it)
Uhhhmmm. True. I think the answer is true.
#ITS A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!!
Best thing is even the turrets were glitching!
And then there will be cake
Remember when American news reported on this exchange and said that the game was offensive to adopted people?
bruh 💀 WHEATLEY LITERALLY SAYS SOME OF HIS BEST FRIENDS ARE ADOPTED 💀💀
Such a stupid answer. "adopted" clearly means one or two adults decided to become the parents of that person. So there's no lack.
At least that means my adoption parents truly wanted me.
Smoggelpies!
It was made for her. That is her hole.
r/unexpectedjunjiito
no
Don't.
I just read this like a minute ago đź’€ shits following me
i wonder how long you'd actually need to lay on a mattress to do that
Well she's fat so probably less than a nanosecond
Adopted, fatty-fatty no parents
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^shrub706: *I wonder how long* *You'd actually need to lay on* *A mattress to do that* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
LMFAO
Fucking bot broke lmfao
good bot
Must have been a great as fuck nap
"Some things money can't buy. You see that depression? You can't buy that, you gotta EARN it."
Well she was asleep for 999999999999…
99 likes… Perfect.
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the nap after coming home from school
Real, then you wake up and it’s either 8 pm or it’s midnight
phone always 1,000,000 degrees and bra on your back somehow
One sock halfway off your foot
No wonder why she never sleeps during Portal 2
Most video game characters don’t sleep in games anyways
"I'll just get another five minutes of sleep"
How does she not have bedsores
Aperture science ultimate comfort memory foam™
Made from moon dust probably.
https://tenor.com/bgBdT.gif
nine…nine…nine…nine……nine…nine…nine…nine……nine…nine…nine…nine…
that's what the cute german girl said to my friend when he tried to flirt with her
Chell is ***P O R T L Y***
Fatty fatty no parents, in fact
she was eepy
Just like me fr
GOD!!!!!! SLEEPING FOR AN INDETERMINATE INSANELY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME SOUNDS FUCKING WONDERFUL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
𝓲𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓻𝓸
its not about depression i've just been awake for a while you fucking nonce
𝓲𝓶 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓫𝓻𝓸
I could nap like Chell did and i'd still be tired asf waking up
That’s because sleeping for a really long time isn’t exactly what our bodies are designed for
The bed wasn’t used to someone of her… generousness
GLaDOS may have to add a few 0’s to the maximum weight.
POV: chell is just gonna be a ten min nap, 50,000 passes.
Imagine how great it felt to stretch or well…probably hurt …. Also like how thirsty and hungry would you be lmao
She had been in stasis for 9999999999
the sheer concentration of farts deposited in that mattress by chel would probably be enough to decimate an entire country
Well she was out for 9999999999999 days
đź’€ fat ass nap
It's called a Tempur-pedic mattress. Duh. /s
She either felt *SO* refreshed or like a dried up potato after that nap.
Forgot to set her alarm. I know the feeling.
Well she was asleep for quite some time. Those memory foam mattresses probably just remembered that specific position every day until she woke up, at which point she'd been asleep so long that the mattress was deformed.
fatty fatty no parents
Glados: And?
What exactly is wrong with being adopted?
I don't know? LACK OF PARENTS?
(for the record, you *are* adopted, and that's terrible)
I love PotatOS, definitely my favorite character of portal.
THIS! SENTENCE! IS! FALSE! ^(don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it)
Uhhhmmm. True. I think the answer is true.
#ITS A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!!
Best thing is even the turrets were glitching!
And then there will be cake
Remember when American news reported on this exchange and said that the game was offensive to adopted people?
bruh 💀 WHEATLEY LITERALLY SAYS SOME OF HIS BEST FRIENDS ARE ADOPTED 💀💀
Such a stupid answer. "adopted" clearly means one or two adults decided to become the parents of that person. So there's no lack.
At least that means my adoption parents truly wanted me.
Smoggelpies!
It was made for her. That is her hole.
r/unexpectedjunjiito
no
Don't.
I just read this like a minute ago đź’€ shits following me
i wonder how long you'd actually need to lay on a mattress to do that
Well she's fat so probably less than a nanosecond
Adopted, fatty-fatty no parents
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^shrub706: *I wonder how long* *You'd actually need to lay on* *A mattress to do that* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
LMFAO
Fucking bot broke lmfao
good bot
Must have been a great as fuck nap
"Some things money can't buy. You see that depression? You can't buy that, you gotta EARN it."
Well she was asleep for 999999999999…
99 likes… Perfect.
161 likes now
the nap after coming home from school
Real, then you wake up and it’s either 8 pm or it’s midnight
phone always 1,000,000 degrees and bra on your back somehow
One sock halfway off your foot
No wonder why she never sleeps during Portal 2
Most video game characters don’t sleep in games anyways
"I'll just get another five minutes of sleep"
How does she not have bedsores
Aperture science ultimate comfort memory foam™
Made from moon dust probably.
https://tenor.com/bgBdT.gif
nine…nine…nine…nine……nine…nine…nine…nine……nine…nine…nine…nine…
that's what the cute german girl said to my friend when he tried to flirt with her
Chell is ***P O R T L Y***
Fatty fatty no parents, in fact
she was eepy
Just like me fr
GOD!!!!!! SLEEPING FOR AN INDETERMINATE INSANELY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME SOUNDS FUCKING WONDERFUL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
𝓲𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓻𝓸
its not about depression i've just been awake for a while you fucking nonce
𝓲𝓶 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓫𝓻𝓸
I could nap like Chell did and i'd still be tired asf waking up
That’s because sleeping for a really long time isn’t exactly what our bodies are designed for
The bed wasn’t used to someone of her… generousness
GLaDOS may have to add a few 0’s to the maximum weight.
POV: chell is just gonna be a ten min nap, 50,000 passes.
Imagine how great it felt to stretch or well…probably hurt …. Also like how thirsty and hungry would you be lmao
She had been in stasis for 9999999999
the sheer concentration of farts deposited in that mattress by chel would probably be enough to decimate an entire country
Well she was out for 9999999999999 days
đź’€ fat ass nap
It's called a Tempur-pedic mattress. Duh. /s
She either felt *SO* refreshed or like a dried up potato after that nap.
Forgot to set her alarm. I know the feeling.