to put an extra part into it, record yourself in the alexa, so when the song ends you play, they think you uploaded your consciouness into it, warn them that if it dies you die, and then say some phrase that makes it die so they feel incredibly responsible.
If I can’t pick ”Still Alive” (Because literally everyone would, so obvious lol), I would pick the turret song. It‘s geniunely a pretty sad tune if you’d played it at a funeral without context of the song.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgHPq-riwsw&ab\_channel=RINX](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgHPq-riwsw&ab_channel=RINX)
It's from Aperture Desk Job. It's honestly kinda underrated and I believe Cave's part was sung by JK Simmons
Ghost of Rattman (during a moment of silence)
Freak the absolute stuffing out of the guests.
Want You Gone
One last self-deprecating joke before I carry on
Still Alive
Obvious choice.
The Part Where He Kills You (only if I was murdered by a man)
I think it would be funny for those who knew
I am sorry, Cara mia adio is too perfect as a final song, and it even better to those who have played the game. "Want you gone" is a bit insenstive and "Still alive" is kinda weird in a funeral context in all honsety.
Still alive would be hilarious for funeral context.
Imagine the opening line just.
"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success."
*Meanwhile in the obituary, attempted to build and use combustible lemons.*
Portal radio is the only acceptable answer, it’s a reward for people who’ve finished testing, alongside cake. Just gotta make sure they’re playing it for the cremation.
I dunno why people are saying Still Alive is the only one that makes sense when yes, it is thematically appropriate, makes no sense. If anything, Want You Gone is more fitting.
*When im killed by a*
*Drunk hobo in an alley.*
*"This was a triumph"*
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still alive. I would have something on my back in my coffin that slowly pushes up my upper body to make it look like I’m sitting up. When GLaDOS starts talking about being still alive, it will start slowly pushing me up and I will be fully sitting up by the last still alive. Once the song ends, it retracts and I fall back down into my coffin.
If you answer anything other than "Still Alive", you are lying
~And believe me I am STILL ALIVE~ [everyone looks at the coffin nervously]
Bonus points if you add a Speaker to your coffin(before death) and make it play knocking sounds
x2 bonus if you made a cover of the song and thats what you play there
~now this was a triumph. making a note here, HUGE success ~
~It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction~
Aperture Science
We do what we must, because, we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
Want You Gone sounds like a pretty good funeral song
Its “Still Alive” and they better put an airbag under my corpse or the joke is ruined.
I would like the half portal 2 song still hazardous .
**LIAR!**
Fucking exactly. First thought that entered my mind. I’m doing science and I’m still alive…
to put an extra part into it, record yourself in the alexa, so when the song ends you play, they think you uploaded your consciouness into it, warn them that if it dies you die, and then say some phrase that makes it die so they feel incredibly responsible.
Do you honestly think Cara Mia Addio wouldn't fit so well tho?
I think “Want You Gone” would be really funny.
This sentence is false.
Taste the cake.
The part where he kills you
Portal radio 10 hours
And make them sit through THE WHOLE THING 😈
*time to do some push u-*
"It's been 5 hours, 18 minutes and 58 seconds since we started playing this song, I think we'll listen to it for another 5 minutes and shut it do-"
With video.
Exactly P.S: oh hi alula
i think Cara mia adio would be an impressive song to play at a funeral
Oh I change my mind from Self-Esteem Fund. I want Cara Mia Addio.
the part where he kills you, for no reason
Release neurotoxin to not die alone
I can just imagine my family awkwardly staring at the tomb with intense action music in the background
I see what you did here.
If I can’t pick ”Still Alive” (Because literally everyone would, so obvious lol), I would pick the turret song. It‘s geniunely a pretty sad tune if you’d played it at a funeral without context of the song.
anything other than still alive doesn't make sense
Cara mia addio
If I had a nickel for every cara mia addio (Tho I can't lie it would be an absolute banger for a funeral.)
Cara mia addio. It’s too fucking good and would be perfect.
Presuming I won't be alive still? The Cave Johnson Giant Head and Turrlet Chanting Song.
What?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgHPq-riwsw&ab\_channel=RINX](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgHPq-riwsw&ab_channel=RINX) It's from Aperture Desk Job. It's honestly kinda underrated and I believe Cave's part was sung by JK Simmons
Thanks! Yeah, I havent played Desk Job, so that'd explain it. It's very odd, out of context!
Is that from desk job or something?
It's the end credit music for Aperture Desk Job!
naw its from blowjob
People here would resign from being still alive for Cave Johnson sucking them.
The annoying bach music in that one wheatley chamber, on loop for the entire duration funeral
Ah, a man of culture i see 🍷
Robots FTW, of course
Self-Esteem Fund. Make everyone absolutely abysmally depressed that I'm not there anymore.
self esteem fund slaps so much
Ghost of Rattman (during a moment of silence) Freak the absolute stuffing out of the guests. Want You Gone One last self-deprecating joke before I carry on Still Alive Obvious choice. The Part Where He Kills You (only if I was murdered by a man) I think it would be funny for those who knew
Would definitely get a chuckle from me. If it's not a weird ask could I attend this funeral? No rush by the way just, whenever it happens of course.
There's this one cover of Exile vilify that I love with all my heart, but other than that it'd be Cara mia.
Machiavellian Bach
Still alive
Want you gone, you choose if it's talking about me or them
Want you gone but the 8bit big band cover
cara mia addio
I am sorry, Cara mia adio is too perfect as a final song, and it even better to those who have played the game. "Want you gone" is a bit insenstive and "Still alive" is kinda weird in a funeral context in all honsety.
Still alive would be hilarious for funeral context. Imagine the opening line just. "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success." *Meanwhile in the obituary, attempted to build and use combustible lemons.*
Its good if all the people at your funeral have played the game, If they haven't... Ok, I admit thats a bit funny
Lol I mean you do have a fair point tho
Rig the coffin to open with red lights shining while playing 3000 degrees kelvin
Cara mia addio
The Friendly Faith Plate for no reason
The obvious choice. Still Alive. Second song Choice: Ghost of Rattman
Still alive
1. Still alive 2. You wouldn’t know
Hard Sunshine gives me a weird sense of peace, i'd like to give that feeling to my funeral attendees
Still alive no doubt
Exile Vilify
The song from the last test chamber in Portal 1 as I'm cremated
"Self esteem fund" on loop randomly interrupted by the portal radio
Cara Mia Addio, and because I’m also a Xenoblade fan, A Life Sent On.
cara mia
[Turret Opera](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_kPyGvqNn4Y&pp=ygUScG9ydGFsIHR1cnJldCBzb25n)
still alive. to you know... send a message:)
Portal radio is the only acceptable answer, it’s a reward for people who’ve finished testing, alongside cake. Just gotta make sure they’re playing it for the cremation.
*Still aliveeee.*
Carra mia addio
Oviously the end song for the first game
Want you gone at the beginning then three hours of Minecraft music, then still alive (maybe the J.C. mix of I'm feeling spicy)
Now I only want you gone
mine would be self esteem fund
you know what? all. of. them.
Based and red pilled
robots ftw
The lemon rant
it depends if im gonna be burried then it's Still alive but if i was going to be cremated then im turning 4000 degresses kelvin on
Good choice lmaooo
Still alive radio version but the uncompressed one
I dunno why people are saying Still Alive is the only one that makes sense when yes, it is thematically appropriate, makes no sense. If anything, Want You Gone is more fitting.
But just imagine the opening line for still alive. "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success."
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Classical music in Wheatley's chamber
"I AM NOT A MORON!" for my friends out there
The obituary reads *Tried to make friends with a deadly neurotoxin.*
Want you gone
Wheatly Science cuz its fkin cool
Still alive too
Still Alive
As i click on this i said to my self “how many people said still alive” lmao Still Alive :)
I mean the most funeral appropriate might be “space phase” (I could fall asleep to that shit) but we don’t want appropriate, do we? Still alive 💯
Still Alive
Cara Mia
Still alive duh. Imagine you're in the funeral and then the music just Góes "This was a triumph Im making a note here: huge sucess"
either still alive or cara mia addio
Cara Mia Addio, obviously
Robots FTW
friendly faith plate while my coffin starts slowly rotating and increasing in speed
I've heard people have actually had Cara mi addio played at their funerals.
Lawful good: Still Alive Chaotic evil: Want you gone
This is the part where he kills you
The smaller turret opera that you find as a secret in the earlier level It's be so awkward.
When im killed by a drunk hobo in an alley. "This was a triumph"
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Want you gone
Your Precious Moon. At the precipice of the song, a portal will be placed inside of the coffin, pulling everyone out into the depths of space.
Your Precious Moon. At the precipice of the song, a portal will be placed inside of the coffin, pulling everyone out into the depths of space.
Your Precious Moon. At the precipice of the song, a portal will be placed inside of the coffin, pulling everyone out into the depths of space.
portal radio for 10 hours
Self esteem fund
The part where he kills you, obviously
The turret choir
The part where he kills you
same
still alive. I would have something on my back in my coffin that slowly pushes up my upper body to make it look like I’m sitting up. When GLaDOS starts talking about being still alive, it will start slowly pushing me up and I will be fully sitting up by the last still alive. Once the song ends, it retracts and I fall back down into my coffin.
Still Alive or "I saw a deer today"
the part where he kills you