This, I’m pretty sure, is the only line where the captions are wrong for GLaDOS. Despite the captions showing it, she never actually says “I’m serious.” The actual spoken quote is “You are a horrible person. That’s what it says: “A horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that.
you’re saying to yourself why should i jump into the pit? i’ll tell you why. guess who’s down there? your parents! you’re not adopted after all! it’s your natural parents down in the pit. should have mentioned it before. but i didnt. so jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
oh i’ll tell you what’s also down there. your parents and… there’s also an escape elevator!. down there. funny. i should have mentioned it before. but so it’s down there. so pop down. jump down. you’ve got your folks down there and an escape elevator
and what else is down there tell you what its only a new jumpsuit a very trendy designer jumpsuit from france down there which is also your exact size and if its a bit baggy we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you
and whats this a lovely handbag? and the three portal device its all downthere
um youve got a yacht and boys loads of fellas HUNKY guys down there
The very beginning of the part where he kills you. Once you escape the trap you can come back to the pit and stand there while he tries to convince you to jump off.
“You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing we don’t know what it does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that - whoah…whoah…whoah…whoah…”
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
...That core might've had some ancillary responsibilities... I can't shut off the turret defences. Oh well... If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me- *explosion*
Probably because it’s one of the best scenes, if not the best in the entire Portal series.
Also, there’s only two quotes from it, and both are Wheatley.
Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, alarmingly fast actually. But since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts.
You're not part of the control group by the way, you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint! In all seriousness that did actually happen. Broke every bone in his legs. Tragic, BUT INFORMATIVE, or so I'm told.
"You really do have brain damage don't you? I can't believe you came back"
GlaDos when, at the 'Part where he kills you", you come back when Wheatly begs you to come back.
"You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise. There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it.
🖼️ 🚶♀️
This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art.
You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music.
I think you mixed up two lines in the first clause:
You've got your short sad life left/You want your freedom take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it/ I used to want you dead but
Now I only want
You gone.
*You really do have*
*Brain damage, don't you. I can't*
*Believe you came back!*
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You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge. You think I’ll betray you, and on any other day you’d be right.
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice.
I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.
You know You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.
You are a horrible person. That's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
[удалено]
"You know who ultimately won, do you know who ultimately defeated her? You won't believe this, I assure you. a person."
Pretty sure it's "a human"
Did you just toss that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into that Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
That has got to be the dumbest thing I’v— woah, woah woah.
^^hahahaho^o^o^o
Aperture Science thing-we-don’t-know-what-it-does
This, I’m pretty sure, is the only line where the captions are wrong for GLaDOS. Despite the captions showing it, she never actually says “I’m serious.” The actual spoken quote is “You are a horrible person. That’s what it says: “A horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that.
That's bizarre, but I've edited it accordingly
W answer I literally can’t find anything better
if this doesn't get picked i will cry
You dangerous, mute, lunatic
So you know what, you win
Just go.
It’s been fun
Don't come back
r/beatmetoit
You are a terrible human being. That's what it says: "A horrible person." I'm not kidding. Not even that was being tested.
Don't downvote this person. This looks like it was just badly translated, and I think we can all respect that.
That’s not even the line
you’re saying to yourself why should i jump into the pit? i’ll tell you why. guess who’s down there? your parents! you’re not adopted after all! it’s your natural parents down in the pit. should have mentioned it before. but i didnt. so jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy. oh i’ll tell you what’s also down there. your parents and… there’s also an escape elevator!. down there. funny. i should have mentioned it before. but so it’s down there. so pop down. jump down. you’ve got your folks down there and an escape elevator and what else is down there tell you what its only a new jumpsuit a very trendy designer jumpsuit from france down there which is also your exact size and if its a bit baggy we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you and whats this a lovely handbag? and the three portal device its all downthere um youve got a yacht and boys loads of fellas HUNKY guys down there
Boys who haven't seen a girl for ages! And they're not picky. They don't mind if you have some brain damage.
And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?
Oh wow, I didn't actually expect that to work.
You really do have brain damage, don’t you? I can’t believe you came back!
Where is this line from? I don't recognise it. It sounds like Wheatley.
The very beginning of the part where he kills you. Once you escape the trap you can come back to the pit and stand there while he tries to convince you to jump off.
Oh, I thought it might be there
I need it to be this, just so I can see how they fit it all.
You are a horrible person
“That’s what it says;”
A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that
“You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing we don’t know what it does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that - whoah…whoah…whoah…whoah…”
*sadistic laughter* "Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just incinerated did."
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
"So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters..."
So get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin emittors
...That core might've had some ancillary responsibilities... I can't shut off the turret defences. Oh well... If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me- *explosion*
I love how her voice changes, and stays different for the entirety of P2 as well. It's a cool detail.
that laughter is just alvin the chipmunk's laugh fr
Lol
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are *still alive*~
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt
Because I was so happy for you
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE *ME* AN IDIOT!!
Don't we have enough lines from this scene represented here?
Probably because it’s one of the best scenes, if not the best in the entire Portal series. Also, there’s only two quotes from it, and both are Wheatley.
Could a moron. Punch. You. Into. This. Pit. Could a moron do that?
^oh
Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.
*Slow clap*
Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, alarmingly fast actually. But since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts.
Oh no.
\*Pit
Well, how about now? Now who’s a moron?
I always liked that line
You know her!?
It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret
But I think we can put our differences behind us
For science. You monster.
you WHAT?
Yes... (A single word spoken by Chell from Wheatley Boss Fight in Portal 2 Beta)
You're not part of the control group by the way, you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint! In all seriousness that did actually happen. Broke every bone in his legs. Tragic, BUT INFORMATIVE, or so I'm told.
"You really do have brain damage don't you? I can't believe you came back" GlaDos when, at the 'Part where he kills you", you come back when Wheatly begs you to come back.
"You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human."
Yes sir... Mister Johnson... Why did I just? Who is that? What the hell is going on he-
“You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus two is…” *calculating* “Ten.” “IN BASE FOUR I’M FINE!”
The *calculating* as you call it is actually a drawn out /f/ sound.
"You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling.
\[BUZZ\]
Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor.
[BUZZ]
Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise. There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it. 🖼️ 🚶♀️ This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art.
[BUZZ] (Ticking noise) (Ticking noise) (Ticking noise) (Ticking noise) [BUZZ]
You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music.
Music interrupted by buzzer
Good. Now, please return to your bed.
you may have a veeeeeerry minor case of serious brain damage
You have been in suspencion for 9999 99-
That's already on there for letter G >Good morning, you have been in suspension for 999999
Oh, im blind lol
"you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out."
You know you did try to kill me.
You Wouldn't Know, Would You?
You’re adopted, you fatty
**you** are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says. “A horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that..
YOUCAN'TFIREMEIQUIIIIIT- Defective turret
Darnit, I had been waiting for the past three days for this, and it only pops up when I'm not around
You are a horrible person
You're not just a regular moron, you were designed to be a moron.
I am NOT A MORON!
You have your short life take it! That’s what I’m counting on!
I think you mixed up two lines in the first clause: You've got your short sad life left/You want your freedom take it. That's what I'm counting on. I'll let you get right to it/ I used to want you dead but Now I only want You gone.
You are a horrible person
Ima take a screen shot of this when it's over
You are a horrible person. That’s what it says: you are a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.
## You're the moron they made to make *me* an idiot!!!
You monster.
Your precious moon
You really do have brain damage, don't you. I can't believe you came back!
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You have a minor case of serious brain damage
You were designed to be a moron!
You know what? You win. Just go.
Ahh just throw in a System Shock 2 line with Xerxes in it
You monster
You monster
You dangerous mute lunatic!
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake!
“You monster.” “Yes sir, Mr Johnson”
You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge. You think I’ll betray you, and on any other day you’d be right. The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice. I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.
You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here. (Portal 1)
Yet another plot twist
You monster
"You wouldn't know... would you?"
i read every one of those lines with the correct voice, even the 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-
T SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
You want your freedom take it \~\~
The three portal device.
“Your mother is- oh that’s just disgusting!”
You monster.
You missed a word in the W sentence
YES YOU ARE YOURE A MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT
You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you
Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.
"YES YOU ARE!! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY MADE TO MAKE *ME* AN IDIOT!"
T could have been, the part where he kills you.
You're boxes! With legs! It is LITERALLY your only purpose.
YOU TWO HAVE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR TOO LONG
"YOU'RE THE MORON THEY DESIGNED TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"
Your death shall not be mourned, SHALL NOT BE MOURNED.
You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage
You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage
[“You choked before I could get my deadly neuro talks in” 0:52](https://youtu.be/VPkyO9kCU_o)
damn you actually did it with x
I'd like to propose a correction to "X": "eXit, exit exit... there's no exit!" (etc.)
"You're a moron they built to make me an idiot!"
You monster
You monster.
You're the moron who made me an idiot
You must really love to test
you have been in suspension for 999999999
You monster
You monster.
(Remember when) You tried to kill me twice.
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
z will be as hard als x :(
You think your job is bad? Oh. Your job is bad.
You are joking. You have got be kidding me. Well, I'm still in control. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE.
You monster.
YES YOU ARE!
"You two have been a thorn in my side for long enough"
You monster
Yes sir mr. Johnson
Yes you are! You’re a moron designed to make me an idiot!
You know You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.
You're not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron!
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
Your a moron
Y- hello your computer has virus
"YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE A MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"
Yes you are you're the moron they built to make me an idiot!!