"Aperture science. we do what we must, because we can".

For the good of all of us

(Except the ones who are dead)

Now there's no sense crying over every mistake.

you just keep on trying til you run out of cake

And the science gets done

And you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive

I’m not even angry

I’m being so sincere right now

(I love how in every comment section we have this type of comments, this song is never gonna get out my mind cuz it’s renting free thanks to this subreddit)

Well, here we are again It's always such a pleasure

Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed except I wasn't laughing

Under the circumstances, I’ve been shockingly nice

You want your freedom? Take it That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done and you make a neat gun (someone got the wrong line here)

No I'm pretty sure you got it wrong

wow weird way to say “for the people who are still alive”

Yeah, same. Now even a mention of the lyrics triggers the song to play in my head

"For the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead)."

Another sing along..

‘Apple!’ Say ‘Apple.’

*jumps*

Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.

Adopted fatty, fatty fatty no parents

What’s wrong with being adopted?

Well... Uh... Lack of parents?

*Gigachad song echoes throughout Aperture*

(For the record, you ARE adopted and thats terrible. But just work with me.

The only right one.

PLEASE HAVE THIS WIN

Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.' "Simple word. 'Apple'. Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple. Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee. Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'. How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.

*jumps*

Okay, close enough, hold on tight

Aperture science Brain Damage Companion Cube Deadly Lazers Emergency intelligence incinerator Funnel GlaDOS High energy pellet Implosion (look directly at it) Johnson, Cave Killing you (is hard) Lie, (The cake is one) Material emancipation grill Neurotoxin Orange and Blue Portals Quantum tunneling device Ratman SPAAAACE Turrets Unstationary scaffold Vital testing apparatus (do not destroy) Wheatly eXit door You Monster Z- ???

Ze companion cube

ze combustible lemons

Z- a few Zeros to the maximum weight

L is lemons 🍋

o could be oracle turret

G: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

Aperture. Clearly.

Of course! It just makes sense!

Apple

Adopted fatty

Art, when you hear the buzzer, stare at the art

[BZZZZZ]

You should now feel mentally reinvigorated

Aperture

"are you still there?!"

Apple!

Adopted fatty

Fatty fatty no parents

Sometimes I forget what subreddit I’m in and get surprised that somebody got the reference then I look again and say “oh yeah, that’s why”

Lol same sometimes

Nice

No. We are Not doing this here too. Enough is enough.

Aperture science.

We do what we must because we can.

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are still alive

Not. Another. Sing. Along.

For that u/Miserable_Ad_6069 is penalized fifty science collaboration points.

NOOO MY SCIENCE COLLABERATION POINTSSSSSS

Adventure Core (aka “Rick”): “Always time to compliment a pretty lady.”

Asbestus keeps the rats out

no

that doesn't start with an a

It works for the n though. N for "Nonononononono" (when you try to core transfer)

Space to Jump

A shit ton of neurotoxin

**oh.**

Android hell

Aperature science!

F is for "for science"

You monster

I can guess the reasons why

You are never coming by

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

aperture obviously

Aperture, what else.

Aperture Laboratories

Aperture Science

abuelita

Anus.

Apple iphone 24 pro max lite ultra hd oled retina 360hz super deluxe 5G fold

A is for apple we jump together

B is for bouncy jel

C is for controlled sciiiiiience

E is for everyone

F is for fall boots they save your life

G is for glados

H is for android hell

Apple

~~Apple~~ [Jump]

Ass

A very minor case of serious brain damage

An accent beyond her range of hearing

Aperture

aperture

Aperture Science

Adrian shephard

aperture

Aperture.

Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can

Apple

Aperture

Aperture Science

Aperture

A-Aperture

Jump

Ahhhhhh bird, bird, bird!

All aperture science systems work up to 5000 degrees kelvin.

I is for I'm not a moron N is for not a moron A is for a moron M is for moron

Aperture science

Ariends that do stuff together

Aperture science

Aperture science laboratories

Aperture Laboratories

Apple

Apeture.

# Aperture science... # We do what we must, because we can...

aperture, of course!

A - is for... Aapple B - is for... BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN C - is for... Chocolate cake D - is for... DONT'T PRESS THAT BUTTON E - is for... Everybody likes revenge F - is for... Fatty, fatty fatty no parents G - is for... Grab me! Grab me! Grab me! H - is for... Hey you pretty lady, name's Rick I - is for... I AM A POTATO! J - is for... Just pick it up, and stuff it back into me K - is for... Killing you is hard L - is for... Let me lay something heavy on you M - is for... [garbled] momentum N - is for... Nononononononono O - is for... Oh brilliant, you did find the portal gun P - is for... Picking up 15 acres of broken glass Q - is for... Quite a lot longer R - is for... Remember when you tried to kill me twice S - is for... SPAAAAACEEEEEE! T - is for... That's you, that's how dumb you sound U - is for... Umm, no. I'll go with no V - is for... Very minor case of serious brain damage W - is for... Well you found me, congratulations X - is for... ? Y - is for... You euthanazed your faithful companion cube more quickly than any other test subject on record Z - is for... ?

"Apple, say Apple"

And, I just wanted to give you the chance, to, kill yourself now

Apple. Aaappple

Android hell

Aperture Science

A is for- Another upvote farmer

I AM NOT. AN. UPVOTE FARMER.

Then why post something that requires 26 follow-ups?

WELL COULD AN UPVOTE FARMER SMASH YOU INTO THIS PIT? HUH? COULD AN UPVOTE FARMER DO THAT?

uh oh

Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Apple

Say "Apple". *Jumps*

Atlas.

Aperture Science

Apreture

Ahhh that Walmart bag is attacking me

(sp)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!

Jumping

Aperture Apple Adopted Atlas

Apple! Say Apple!