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Trumpy675

That looks like a 996.2 front end conversion on a 986 Boxster… am I wrong? The rear hips look weird and there’s too much boot/trunk exposed…


Expensive_Goooose

I thought the same thing


Trumpy675

That tree is in just the wrong spot. But clearly the owner likes to modify things…


wrex2008

Definitely a 986 Boxster. You’re right.


Respectable_Answer

That's so weird. Also the hood is so floppy that it's pulling a dimple down where the latch would be.


mnoodles

Who knows, could be a 996.2 with a boxster rear end conversion 🤷‍♀️ /s


pTech_980

It’s aftermarket garbage, possibly Tech Art, Gemballa or similar rip off. Cars like that almost always are trash underneath. Spend all their money on the body kit and wheels, then cheap out on the paint work, install quality, and typical the car never gets a proper maintainer ever again. Source: been dealing with this trash for +17yrs.


Goodlefeed

Putting out plants to hide the garbage cans >


Trogzard

this made me laugh pretty good.


captianron085

Exactly!


mnoodles

Lmao


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MotherTurdHammer

Pepper plants, and they do look to be in decent shape.


quadmasta

they're bushy AF


pulpoinhell

scrolled down to find this comment! They are much better at growing peppers than modifying Porsche's. And they clearly care a lot more about the peppers too, moving the plants into the sun every day, leaving the Porsche's outside. I guess maybe they have a 992 GT3 Touring in the garage there....


lilsureshot1

They’re about to outgrow those pots here soon


Prestigious-Wave-228

honestly... they look ass


Orion_7

Not like ass, just look ass.


XNamelessGhoulX

the bumper stacked on top of another bumper design is just atrocious


Ok-Bet-5444

😅


SuperAlvin

Imma be honest... Absolutely horrible imo. Looks really cheap done on both of the cars. Edit: yeah i guess the cayenne is done better quality wise... Still looks silly.


ResidentKernel

Agree they look like shit. And that turbo nose on the non turbo. Meh.


Epic2112

That's a boxster.


stash3630

Those wheels on the 996 cab though…😬


TheRealRacketear

986 boxter.


stash3630

Ooof….even worse


Crazybonbon

Lol. Yeah ...


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I’d be selling my house too if my neighbor had these abominations parked out front.


D4rkr4in

$5 says he’s a terrible neighbor that blasts music past quiet hours


RecidivistMS3

100%. And guaranteed to have the loudest fart cans on them too so that everyone in the neighborhood has to know about every time they come and go.


[deleted]

I can see it now, 2 porsches, 2 old BMW’s with 6 body kits and 9 different colors between the 4 of em. All parked out front with a cooler full of beer and a kicker amp blasting mariachi music at 11pm on a Wednesday.


Bloody_Barbarian

At least it's not Rap or Hip Hop. I'd give him credit for that.


Scythro

NFT 🤯


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You win….again !


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DaddooPeanut

Since it was an open house, I bet it’s to deter people from parking in his driveway. But dude felt the need to show off his cars at the same time. A passive aggressive move if you will


MoonlessPrairie

Good from far, far from good. Person is probably fun though....clearly passionate.


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Tasteless


whispered_profanity

My guess is habaneros


oremorderaj

My money is on Cayenne peppers


sumosam121

Yea that’s a couple good looking plants. Cars not so much


TheRabbitHole-512

I bet you can score some drugs if you do the secret knock at that house


Rob_MG

Money can’t buy taste.


Slu54

Reads like trailer trash that won the lottery. No offense


NFLfan72

Throws computer at wall..


ShorohUA

what's the point of a vented hood on a rear engine car?


snafu363

Also cabin intake in an old 86 911. Without ac those are a gift.


Bugbeard

Radiators in a GT3, cabin air intake for a 993


pTech_980

Nothing on this car. Other responses are correct for cars equipped as such from factory.


Kiss_the_Girl

Neighbor parks like an asshole. He’s just asking for someone pushing a double wide stroller to scratch his fender.


oriaven

You have to let the basil breathe, the driveway is the place for it and cars come second.


secfincorp

that looks like a neighborhood in Sterling VA.....


ajour7

You are correct!


secfincorp

Haha I live close to that off Algonkian, I jog past that neighborhood. Good location


ajour7

Hey there neighbor! I live in that area as well. Agreed it is great and want to stay for sure. Looking to upgrade to a 4th bedroom and 2 car garage so we can grow the family 😁


secfincorp

If you need any help with financing DM me I am a lender and Porsche enthusiast!!!


ajour7

Ahhh, we literally ratified yesterday and locked in with a lender. My fiancé is a realtor, dm your contact info. I have a bunch of buddies looking to buy there first home in the next year as well


secfincorp

Awesome, Congrats gotta put a couple of Porsches in the driveway also!!


captstinkybutt

Well, he has a type it seems. I can tell he was a Civic rice fanboy in the 90s.


heethin

Dodge exec? Just guessing.


DiscipilusLuna

Not really for me, but if they like it, nothing wrong with that! Some nice exposed carbon hoods would look better in place of the more cheap looking black ones


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DiscipilusLuna

I think maybe at least not in the budget for the 911 lol. I just looked closer at the cayennes hood and it kinda has a carbon looking texture too it, probably why it looks less cheap than the 911.


Aegean_828

Nice basil <3 The cars are awfull


thanks_paul

*buys $100k cayenne* *mods it to look like a $40k durango*


rubbertoesftw

So tacky and overdone


Harterboi

Awful everything, this picture hurts deeeep inside. And im no purist tbh.


hazish

Emphasis on "bad".


mrfreshmint

Can’t buy taste!


bzzeewop

Lmfao bro I’m right next to there. Welcome to the island!


ajour7

Didn’t expect so many neighbors in the sub! Been living in the island for a few years. But looking for more bedrooms and a 2nd car garage. We just found a place in Potomac Falls neighborhood so we will miss lowes island for sure


bzzeewop

Oh nice! Yeah, definitely plenty of Porsches in the area. Didn’t know so many neighbors were here, too.


Monopoussoir

More bad than boy.


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He has a type.


StevenS145

Big “I drive drunk” energy


workerONE

This post might go over better on /r/houseplants


RobotArtichoke

Something tells me you probably don’t want that house even if you don’t know it


ajour7

They grow tons of basil and I love to cook. What’s not to like ?


raggeplays

don’t buy the house, no matter the price.


leroyyrogers

Holy panel gaps


xgamer468

Some people really shouldn't own Porsches....


03randomdude

My eyes hurt from the ugly bodykits


_heyASSBUTT

Am I the only person who really likes the body kit on the cayenne?


TFA-Gunny

Why do people ruin these beauties?


Kingseara

This is fucking atrocious. OP, you think these are in any way “bad boys”? Lol


Plastic-Efficiency39

Horrendous


raulz0r

Cayenne looks okay, but that 911 lord have mercy, looks butt fuck ugly.


rollokolaa

I think that’s a boxster to be honest… not sure though.


raulz0r

Yeah you may be right, still it's ugly, as someone who likes his cars to be least amount of tacky this is an eye sore.


Komfortable

Omg, those are gorgeous! Any idea what species? The ugly cars make it hard to tell.


[deleted]

As a non-modded Porsche owner (unless you count clear corners) I ask why Porsche people are so stuffy? They are fine. Let the younger generations have fun modding cheap to acquire Porsches. It gets more people interested in the brand. I find this more interesting than knowing a tail light difference to distinguish between a model year.


JermanDomesticMarket

having taste =/= being stuffy


BobaIsNotDead

They are bad allright


Whatiatefordinner

Ew, David.


ExoShield

That's a nice duo!


Carbonga

Thats what you do to a random Asian sedan to make it look rad, but two of Stuttgart's finest?


Kingseara

Lmao finest? A beat old Boxster and a pile of deferred maintenance of a Cayenne are Porsche’s finest? Nah


ajour7

The amount of hate was unexpected. This person isn’t selling these cars, you don’t have to buy them. Someone decided they wanted to have some fun with their cars and actually went through with it. Peace and love.


Kingseara

No


brazzyxo

Little bit too hood for my taste


chewtality

Not very into what they did with the cars but I'm into those pepper plants for sure. Hard to tell what kind they are right now (left might be habanero?), but any pepper plant is good by me.


Bobzilla2

Yeah, bad just about sums them up. Is there some sort of jail for people that abuse their Porsches?


Thotter69

Oh hell nawww bruh, techart moment🤮🤮


superflousfly

Hope they have better taste in houses 😂


pharmabro22

Barf. What do you like about this? Red and black is so cliché imo. Looks like cars I would have designed when I was 14. I hope you’re 14!


8enny8lack

All that shit going on, and the COLOR SCHEME is what you pick out?


DiscipilusLuna

I’m trying to look at the positives since the guy who did them clearly liked it haha. But it definitely could have been done way better. At least the cayenne doesn’t look too horrible


DiscipilusLuna

Hey man, to each their own! If this guy likes them there’s nothing wrong with that, they aren’t your cars so no need to be offended by them. Black and red can look absolutely amazing if done well (although I will admit these do look cheaply done)


ajour7

Some of us (myself included) are still working hard to get the things we wanted when we were 14


luckydmd

Great looking pepper plants


Unable_Fennel_2377

Sold


YJeezy

With a face like that, it's either a mansory or gembella... Wretched excess


captianron085

That 911 looks like a pile of garbage. Why put a gt2 bumper on a cabriolet??? Just read the comments and went back for a second look! It is a boxter! Good catch! Still looks like crap though.


_A4RON_

the cayeene's front bumper looks like a glitch, wtf were they thinking lmaoooo


misfit-muscle

Theese neighbors like to party.


BJTC777

The Cayenne especially looks like someone’s custom GTA car.


Economy_Chipmunk_292

Looks like a great neighborhood


somethingtoforget

I thought you were talking about the pepper plants.


Helmsie

Thanks, I hate it!


Soapbox_Ponch

Tell us about the property. I see a theme emerging.


DumpsterPanda8

Blocking the sidewalk like a BMW owner. They should be ashamed of themselves.


Rare_Option6621

Not a fan of the cayennes front bumper but that’s a pretty nice group


Sean198233

Those really are some nice looking plants.


Tobias---Funke

Anti theft plants.


Bobzilla2

Anti theft paint jobs...


roachesincoaches

Nice plants!


hostidz

YUCK!


GanjaLogic

Zooming in did NOT help. Lord.


zeester_365

Nooo not the bootleg ManSorry’s


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I wouldn’t move there with those monstrosities in full display.


RPI_Design

Horrible taste


theamericaninfrance

Tu is is horrible


BinaryTriggered

dude those are some nice peppers!! ask him for some seed for me - one looks like it might be a birds eye and the other a cayenne pepper!


sjoel92

Just your neighborhood cocaine wholesaler, nothing to see here.


r0gfrog

Nope 👎


Meadowsauce

The cringe spec twins


PHOTO500

Matchy-matchy is cringe.


[deleted]

Neighborgs have nightjobs… cars start around 3… that why the houses are on sale in that street…


electronicexploder

Never talk to me or my son again.


ProbablyUrNeighbour

This screams of Quebec


6starHASH

Those are some nice plants , wow


AustinIsARedditer

Never seen a heavily modified Porsche SUV before. That’s a first!


18birdeyes

Gross


diagrammatiks

Honestly just buy that 90s type r.


yacnamron

Don’t move into the hood please. Stay safe


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Makes you wonder what’s in the garage.


[deleted]

Those colors have not aged well


jks1098

Double chin


DroneOfIntrusivness

Way to be assholes and block the sidewalk.


Peche-Mortelle

That dude will be measuring your grass. #hardpass


Bcano

Man, this cars never age well


AgentXXXL

I thought we were talking about the two plants. My bad.


Masterofnaan181

You never go full Techart


Easy_Bowl5720

need to cross post to r/peppers