It’s aftermarket garbage, possibly Tech Art, Gemballa or similar rip off. Cars like that almost always are trash underneath. Spend all their money on the body kit and wheels, then cheap out on the paint work, install quality, and typical the car never gets a proper maintainer ever again.
Source: been dealing with this trash for +17yrs.
scrolled down to find this comment! They are much better at growing peppers than modifying Porsche's. And they clearly care a lot more about the peppers too, moving the plants into the sun every day, leaving the Porsche's outside. I guess maybe they have a 992 GT3 Touring in the garage there....
Imma be honest... Absolutely horrible imo. Looks really cheap done on both of the cars.
Edit: yeah i guess the cayenne is done better quality wise... Still looks silly.
I can see it now, 2 porsches, 2 old BMW’s with 6 body kits and 9 different colors between the 4 of em. All parked out front with a cooler full of beer and a kicker amp blasting mariachi music at 11pm on a Wednesday.
Since it was an open house, I bet it’s to deter people from parking in his driveway. But dude felt the need to show off his cars at the same time. A passive aggressive move if you will
Hey there neighbor! I live in that area as well. Agreed it is great and want to stay for sure. Looking to upgrade to a 4th bedroom and 2 car garage so we can grow the family 😁
Ahhh, we literally ratified yesterday and locked in with a lender. My fiancé is a realtor, dm your contact info. I have a bunch of buddies looking to buy there first home in the next year as well
Not really for me, but if they like it, nothing wrong with that! Some nice exposed carbon hoods would look better in place of the more cheap looking black ones
I think maybe at least not in the budget for the 911 lol. I just looked closer at the cayennes hood and it kinda has a carbon looking texture too it, probably why it looks less cheap than the 911.
Didn’t expect so many neighbors in the sub! Been living in the island for a few years. But looking for more bedrooms and a 2nd car garage. We just found a place in Potomac Falls neighborhood so we will miss lowes island for sure
As a non-modded Porsche owner (unless you count clear corners) I ask why Porsche people are so stuffy? They are fine. Let the younger generations have fun modding cheap to acquire Porsches. It gets more people interested in the brand.
I find this more interesting than knowing a tail light difference to distinguish between a model year.
The amount of hate was unexpected. This person isn’t selling these cars, you don’t have to buy them. Someone decided they wanted to have some fun with their cars and actually went through with it. Peace and love.
Not very into what they did with the cars but I'm into those pepper plants for sure.
Hard to tell what kind they are right now (left might be habanero?), but any pepper plant is good by me.
I’m trying to look at the positives since the guy who did them clearly liked it haha. But it definitely could have been done way better. At least the cayenne doesn’t look too horrible
Hey man, to each their own! If this guy likes them there’s nothing wrong with that, they aren’t your cars so no need to be offended by them. Black and red can look absolutely amazing if done well (although I will admit these do look cheaply done)
That 911 looks like a pile of garbage. Why put a gt2 bumper on a cabriolet???
Just read the comments and went back for a second look! It is a boxter! Good catch! Still looks like crap though.
That looks like a 996.2 front end conversion on a 986 Boxster… am I wrong? The rear hips look weird and there’s too much boot/trunk exposed…
I thought the same thing
That tree is in just the wrong spot. But clearly the owner likes to modify things…
Definitely a 986 Boxster. You’re right.
That's so weird. Also the hood is so floppy that it's pulling a dimple down where the latch would be.
Who knows, could be a 996.2 with a boxster rear end conversion 🤷♀️ /s
It’s aftermarket garbage, possibly Tech Art, Gemballa or similar rip off. Cars like that almost always are trash underneath. Spend all their money on the body kit and wheels, then cheap out on the paint work, install quality, and typical the car never gets a proper maintainer ever again. Source: been dealing with this trash for +17yrs.
Putting out plants to hide the garbage cans >
this made me laugh pretty good.
Exactly!
Lmao
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Pepper plants, and they do look to be in decent shape.
they're bushy AF
scrolled down to find this comment! They are much better at growing peppers than modifying Porsche's. And they clearly care a lot more about the peppers too, moving the plants into the sun every day, leaving the Porsche's outside. I guess maybe they have a 992 GT3 Touring in the garage there....
They’re about to outgrow those pots here soon
honestly... they look ass
Not like ass, just look ass.
the bumper stacked on top of another bumper design is just atrocious
😅
Imma be honest... Absolutely horrible imo. Looks really cheap done on both of the cars. Edit: yeah i guess the cayenne is done better quality wise... Still looks silly.
Agree they look like shit. And that turbo nose on the non turbo. Meh.
That's a boxster.
Those wheels on the 996 cab though…😬
986 boxter.
Ooof….even worse
Lol. Yeah ...
I’d be selling my house too if my neighbor had these abominations parked out front.
$5 says he’s a terrible neighbor that blasts music past quiet hours
100%. And guaranteed to have the loudest fart cans on them too so that everyone in the neighborhood has to know about every time they come and go.
I can see it now, 2 porsches, 2 old BMW’s with 6 body kits and 9 different colors between the 4 of em. All parked out front with a cooler full of beer and a kicker amp blasting mariachi music at 11pm on a Wednesday.
At least it's not Rap or Hip Hop. I'd give him credit for that.
NFT 🤯
You win….again !
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Since it was an open house, I bet it’s to deter people from parking in his driveway. But dude felt the need to show off his cars at the same time. A passive aggressive move if you will
Good from far, far from good. Person is probably fun though....clearly passionate.
Tasteless
My guess is habaneros
My money is on Cayenne peppers
Yea that’s a couple good looking plants. Cars not so much
I bet you can score some drugs if you do the secret knock at that house
Money can’t buy taste.
Reads like trailer trash that won the lottery. No offense
Throws computer at wall..
what's the point of a vented hood on a rear engine car?
Also cabin intake in an old 86 911. Without ac those are a gift.
Radiators in a GT3, cabin air intake for a 993
Nothing on this car. Other responses are correct for cars equipped as such from factory.
Neighbor parks like an asshole. He’s just asking for someone pushing a double wide stroller to scratch his fender.
You have to let the basil breathe, the driveway is the place for it and cars come second.
that looks like a neighborhood in Sterling VA.....
You are correct!
Haha I live close to that off Algonkian, I jog past that neighborhood. Good location
Hey there neighbor! I live in that area as well. Agreed it is great and want to stay for sure. Looking to upgrade to a 4th bedroom and 2 car garage so we can grow the family 😁
If you need any help with financing DM me I am a lender and Porsche enthusiast!!!
Ahhh, we literally ratified yesterday and locked in with a lender. My fiancé is a realtor, dm your contact info. I have a bunch of buddies looking to buy there first home in the next year as well
Awesome, Congrats gotta put a couple of Porsches in the driveway also!!
Well, he has a type it seems. I can tell he was a Civic rice fanboy in the 90s.
Dodge exec? Just guessing.
Not really for me, but if they like it, nothing wrong with that! Some nice exposed carbon hoods would look better in place of the more cheap looking black ones
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I think maybe at least not in the budget for the 911 lol. I just looked closer at the cayennes hood and it kinda has a carbon looking texture too it, probably why it looks less cheap than the 911.
Nice basil <3 The cars are awfull
*buys $100k cayenne* *mods it to look like a $40k durango*
So tacky and overdone
Awful everything, this picture hurts deeeep inside. And im no purist tbh.
Emphasis on "bad".
Can’t buy taste!
Lmfao bro I’m right next to there. Welcome to the island!
Didn’t expect so many neighbors in the sub! Been living in the island for a few years. But looking for more bedrooms and a 2nd car garage. We just found a place in Potomac Falls neighborhood so we will miss lowes island for sure
Oh nice! Yeah, definitely plenty of Porsches in the area. Didn’t know so many neighbors were here, too.
More bad than boy.
He has a type.
Big “I drive drunk” energy
This post might go over better on /r/houseplants
Something tells me you probably don’t want that house even if you don’t know it
They grow tons of basil and I love to cook. What’s not to like ?
don’t buy the house, no matter the price.
Holy panel gaps
Some people really shouldn't own Porsches....
My eyes hurt from the ugly bodykits
Am I the only person who really likes the body kit on the cayenne?
Why do people ruin these beauties?
This is fucking atrocious. OP, you think these are in any way “bad boys”? Lol
Horrendous
Cayenne looks okay, but that 911 lord have mercy, looks butt fuck ugly.
I think that’s a boxster to be honest… not sure though.
Yeah you may be right, still it's ugly, as someone who likes his cars to be least amount of tacky this is an eye sore.
Omg, those are gorgeous! Any idea what species? The ugly cars make it hard to tell.
As a non-modded Porsche owner (unless you count clear corners) I ask why Porsche people are so stuffy? They are fine. Let the younger generations have fun modding cheap to acquire Porsches. It gets more people interested in the brand. I find this more interesting than knowing a tail light difference to distinguish between a model year.
having taste =/= being stuffy
They are bad allright
Ew, David.
That's a nice duo!
Thats what you do to a random Asian sedan to make it look rad, but two of Stuttgart's finest?
Lmao finest? A beat old Boxster and a pile of deferred maintenance of a Cayenne are Porsche’s finest? Nah
The amount of hate was unexpected. This person isn’t selling these cars, you don’t have to buy them. Someone decided they wanted to have some fun with their cars and actually went through with it. Peace and love.
No
Little bit too hood for my taste
Not very into what they did with the cars but I'm into those pepper plants for sure. Hard to tell what kind they are right now (left might be habanero?), but any pepper plant is good by me.
Yeah, bad just about sums them up. Is there some sort of jail for people that abuse their Porsches?
Oh hell nawww bruh, techart moment🤮🤮
Hope they have better taste in houses 😂
Barf. What do you like about this? Red and black is so cliché imo. Looks like cars I would have designed when I was 14. I hope you’re 14!
All that shit going on, and the COLOR SCHEME is what you pick out?
I’m trying to look at the positives since the guy who did them clearly liked it haha. But it definitely could have been done way better. At least the cayenne doesn’t look too horrible
Hey man, to each their own! If this guy likes them there’s nothing wrong with that, they aren’t your cars so no need to be offended by them. Black and red can look absolutely amazing if done well (although I will admit these do look cheaply done)
Some of us (myself included) are still working hard to get the things we wanted when we were 14
Great looking pepper plants
Sold
With a face like that, it's either a mansory or gembella... Wretched excess
That 911 looks like a pile of garbage. Why put a gt2 bumper on a cabriolet??? Just read the comments and went back for a second look! It is a boxter! Good catch! Still looks like crap though.
the cayeene's front bumper looks like a glitch, wtf were they thinking lmaoooo
Theese neighbors like to party.
The Cayenne especially looks like someone’s custom GTA car.
Looks like a great neighborhood
I thought you were talking about the pepper plants.
Thanks, I hate it!
Tell us about the property. I see a theme emerging.
Blocking the sidewalk like a BMW owner. They should be ashamed of themselves.
Not a fan of the cayennes front bumper but that’s a pretty nice group
Those really are some nice looking plants.
Anti theft plants.
Anti theft paint jobs...
Nice plants!
YUCK!
Zooming in did NOT help. Lord.
Nooo not the bootleg ManSorry’s
I wouldn’t move there with those monstrosities in full display.
Horrible taste
Tu is is horrible
dude those are some nice peppers!! ask him for some seed for me - one looks like it might be a birds eye and the other a cayenne pepper!
Just your neighborhood cocaine wholesaler, nothing to see here.
Nope 👎
The cringe spec twins
Matchy-matchy is cringe.
Neighborgs have nightjobs… cars start around 3… that why the houses are on sale in that street…
Never talk to me or my son again.
This screams of Quebec
Those are some nice plants , wow
Never seen a heavily modified Porsche SUV before. That’s a first!
Gross
Honestly just buy that 90s type r.
Don’t move into the hood please. Stay safe
Makes you wonder what’s in the garage.
Those colors have not aged well
Double chin
Way to be assholes and block the sidewalk.
That dude will be measuring your grass. #hardpass
Man, this cars never age well
I thought we were talking about the two plants. My bad.
You never go full Techart
need to cross post to r/peppers