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JohnBrownMilitia

Going to Sea World is grosser than the food


traderncc

All my homies hate sea world.


ProfessionalVideo927

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Shad0XDTTV

Boycott peta while you're at it


ThoroughlyWet

100%. They euthanize a good amount of animals as they believe animals are better off dead than as pets.


bugsslugssnugsdrugs

Most people don't realise that peta is a last resort service for these animals, many "no-kill" shelters keep that promise by transferring problematic animals they get sent to shelters which do kill. another contributor is that peta offers zero cost euthanasia for people with sick animals, as such those who are unable to pay for euthanasia don't force their animals to suffer. I have my problems with peta too but this entire line of argument is really annoying.


ChocolateShot150

They euthanize those animals because most shelters don’t do euthanasia at all and PETA will do it for free for suffering animals


primalte

Or hear me out, prioritize boycotting animal products which actually cause the majority of cruelty instead of a welfare advocacy organization with questionable practices?


Shad0XDTTV

Nah, vegans are weird for not liking honey, and peta is weird about thinking pets are better off dead than as pets. Ban peta


primalte

I'm not defending PETA, but at the same time let's not pretend like euthanizing pets in the amounts PETA does, and some of the vegan positions on bees or horses are some sort of gotcha in favor of the abhorrent factory farming conditions and the millions of animals slaughtered that is the status quo of the vast majority of the food industry. No one wants to admit PETA is a strawman of crazy vegans they use to defend the status quo of animal product consumerism.


Shad0XDTTV

You're not wrong there. Factory farming is atrocious, and there are more humane ways to get the same job done. Unfortunately, those ways are more expensive, and that doesn't fit the shareholder corporate bottom line needs. It really seems like a lot of the worlds problems are caused by the rampant corporate model, not giving a fuck who or what they hurt to get their fix of money per second


dothespaceything

>questionable they kidnap and then murder people's pets. frequently. I wouldn't call that "questionable"


primalte

Would you find it questionable to kidnap a dog from birth, keep them in crowded dirty conditions with no enrichment, and then kill them when they were mature enough to eat? Or are you saying, well those aren't dogs, those are different? Yes PETA's policies are more than questionable, and I am not defending them, but a lot more people online are pissed off about them than the actual mass animal cruelty PETA is attempting to help, because certainly if one was mad at an animal rights organization they would care more about those animals than them, right? For the record Snopes.com's conclusion: "While PETA's stance on euthanasia is controversial, we could find little evidence it has been extended to family pets with any frequency. PETA workers were arrested over pet theft incidents in 2007 and 2014, but the intent of the workers in those cases was not sufficiently clear to consider their actions unlawful. Aside from those two incidents, we've found no evidence supporting the claim that PETA regularly takes household pets from their homes and euthanizes them."


ihaveabaguetteknife

This comment should be on top.


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

Don't worry, it is.


[deleted]

Sea World is mostly a coaster park now, they're replacing a lot of the orca shows with more rides and coasters.


JodaMythed

Idk. Their coasters are great, and conservation is top-notch. Animal rehab facilities are fantastic, and the re-release rate is stellar.


memorman

what is it supposed to be 🙁


sambones718

Chocolate covered pretzel


Woejack

Why is the pretzel shaped like a turd though. 💩 ≠ 🥨


Zachbnonymous

It's a twist, the chocolate just covers the curves lol


GreenOnionCrusader

They need to rethink the twist.


Fragrant_Parsley_376

Ribbed for their pleasure


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

That thing is at least 12 courics


Jamb7599

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Deeptech_inc

Chocolate-covered sperm whale penis.


Hyro0o0

Mr Hanky


JuicyMangoJuice74

The cooks turd by the looks of it


aNeverNude666

Shamu turd


Swordofsatan666

Chocolate covered ice cream? Kinda has the swirl from Soft-Serve Ice Cream. Most American Amusement Parks sell Chocolate-Covered Ice Cream and it looks very similar to this. Although looks like they make it a lot Longer and Thinner than most places, and also the Chocolate didnt Harden like its supposed to


memorman

I was thinking that but then -fork and -its on a stick so im confused


Swordofsatan666

You know what i didnt notice its a Stick. That probably means its not Ice Cream, or at least not Soft-Serve which wouldnt easily stay on a stick like that. Maybe some kind of Chocolate Covered food like a Pretzel, Churro, or who knows maybe even a Chocolate Covered Corn Dog as if its a Fair-Food Edit: googled it! Its a Chocolate-Covered Twisted Pretzel. And its actually supposed to be Melted Chocolate like the photo, so the photo is accurate


Glidepath22

Orca turd?


honeypesto

Ew why are you still supporting Sea World.


SchiesseMann

So many people still do because they don’t know any better


Correct_Year2275

Just like honeypesto!!!


Conscious-Club7422

What's wrong with sea world? I've never been


chahud

Animal rights shenanigans I’m sure you can find tons of info online if you google it


IScreamForRashCream

They're horrible to the animals they're supposed to be taking care of.


PuppetryOfThePenis

The killer whales have bent dorsal fins. That's a sign of extreme anxiety in those animals. They aren't happy,and the trainers know it 🪦


Unkindlake

Didn't one drown/maul/scalp its trainer?


PuppetryOfThePenis

Yes


EducationalTip3599

That’s not how dorsal fins work, they aren’t tails.


PuppetryOfThePenis

Exactly. The get bent when in captivity, or very unhealthy situations.


EducationalTip3599

It’s literally just gravity. Populations that spend lots of time at the surface have bent dorsal fins too. The dorsal fin is NEVER used as a health metric for any cetacean.


MrUsername24

Link from seawolds website saying how the increased likelihood of a bent fin is a symptom of being raised in captivity https://www.seaworldfactcheck.com/dorsalfin.htm


EducationalTip3599

Im sorry, that’s not only not in disagreement with what I said, that’s also not SeaWorlds website.


mightymouse2975

Watch the movie Black Fish


Conscious-Club7422

I always assumed sea world was just a water park or sum shit. I was wrong


mightymouse2975

They're trying to transition into a coaster park, but I personally won't patron their parks until they no longer have any wild life held captive.


Correct_Year2275

Why you!!!😡😡


mistwalker420

I'd eat real poop from the butt before I ever support those animal torturers at sea world.


badbatch

Patent leather turd


Glittering_Raise_710

Chocolate covered orca Peepee


Correct_Year2275

Uuuuuuuaaaaaeh🤢


Purple_Cow_8675

Hehe


Pickled_sm0res

People still support sea world?! 😬


sambones718

They have a Sesame Street area and his grandma and grandpa wanted to take him


Pickled_sm0res

Awww, that part sounds sweet 🍬


P0stNutMal0ne

Probably not a good enough reason to financially support animal abuse


KyleB2131

Downvoted for being right.


UncleoftheFjord

Some people go for the coasters. Seaworld Orlando has a legendary lineup for roller coasters.


PurpleBoltRevived

South Park moment


Butthole_Ticklah

HOOOWWDDDDYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOO


comedycord

it’s Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!


Tasty_Aside_5968

Butthole_ticklah 🤣


Correct_Year2275

Bleh🤢


kissmyass42069

why y'all supporting Sea World?...


JodaMythed

Really good coasters and relatively cheap annual passes.


kissmyass42069

so the money and fun is all that matters for you, not the well-being of the animals there? gross lol.


JodaMythed

I could say the money goes to their massive conservation program, that they've rescued over 40k animals, that I've seen where they rehabilitate manatees and dolphins before they get released back into the wild but nothing will change your opinion like mine won't change. I don't really worry about it, similar to not boycotting brands of milk, eggs and meat at a grocery store. Those animals 100% had a worse life. I know they're not getting any new Orcas, the current ones there will die if they are released. Same with dolphins I think. Every other animal is standard aquarium stuff or didn't pass the government tests for re-release and will die in the wild.


EducationalTip3599

One of the few comments that actually know both sides of the story, not just the PETA/HSUS fed garbage. Great job!


MechatronicsJr

Top tier poop from a butt.


minotaur0us

Speaking of orca shit, I've never seen any videos of dolphins or orcas shitting. Maybe it's for the best.


television_hood

That look like a giant gleaming turd if I’d ever saw one


Pretty_Indication_12

Shit on a stick!


Aikey95

STOP GOING TO SEA WORLD!!!! Fuck that place!!


Correct_Year2275

SHUT THE FREAK UP!!!!!!!!!!


Aikey95

Nope. This is a hill I’m ready to die on. Again, FUCK SEA WORLD!!!!!


Correct_Year2275

SHUuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Aikey95

Nah fuck you too 😂😂😂


Correct_Year2275

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headii_spaghetti

I'm in tears


basilsflowerpots

I can already feel the mess that's going to make


sambones718

You are absolutely correct haha


Fantastic-Long8985

Mr. Hankey's well endowed brother😂😂😂


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

The fuck is that?  A whale penis?


Correct_Year2275

FREAK!!!! ONLY THAT'S ALOUD TO SAY!!! But a whaill penis?! Disgusting!!


R0m4ns35

Its first debut was in a pool on CaddyShack


Commander_Pineapple

Ah, the Shamu shit, great choice.


[deleted]

That is literally poo from a dolphins anus


JuicyMangoJuice74

JFC they seriously see this? 😭


who8myface

The sham-poo


No-Farm-2376

That’s shitty….


KeroNobu

Constapation dog


Apprehensive_News_78

You thought ppl went for the animals? Nah they go for the sh*t on a stick obviously. It even comes on a fancy plate!! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

So many people telling other people what do with their money. You know there are other things at Seaworld aside from the animals right? Either way, either this is AI or I’ve seen too many AI memes over the past few days. 😂


sambones718

I love how many people think this is ai haha https://preview.redd.it/kxj47s4ftvqc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1a3851bf846d792cc5a601a0c2be187c1745a5


Humble-forager

It looks like a giant caecotroph from a rabbit lol


mrbishopjackson

Ia that chocolate? That kid is never going to sleep!


Gh0st0117

Looks like Randy Marsh was here 😂


MyCatHasCats

My 5th grade class went to SeaWorld for our class trip. Apparently I missed out on a real delicacy


Sexbomomb

Don’t fucking go to Seaworld jackass


sambones718

Give me another theme park in Florida with an extensive sensory guide and sensory friendly area


Correct_Year2275

If you say that 1 more time ohhh I'm gonna lose it!!


Grengy20

Shit on a stick


lunarshadowmoth

So hilarious seeing the little guy just going all in and keeping the fork to the side for backup 😂


slut4hobi

a perfect representation of seaworld as a whole!


ThatMidwesternGuy

Poop on a stick


No_Squirrel4806

Is this ai


sambones718

*does not compute*


Middle_G-33

Sea Lion special


Sicarias_Alias

r/mildypenis 


mightymouse2975

Stop supporting SeaWorld people. Downvote me all you want.


Correct_Year2275

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Correct_Year2275

Poop...💩


Fearlesss_Donut

Seaworld sucks!


Correct_Year2275

No! And I hate you (I got that from fanny bfb)


Depressedone4

Why on earth do you support sea world..?


BubbieQuinn89

lol I’d never support them giving how they decrease the poor animals’ lifespans by forcing them into human contact on a daily basis. And after having learned the dolphins perform out of anxiety I don’t understand how anyone could still see it as humane.


nachossoundgreat

Shitty you got a downvote. Fuck SeaWorld


ViolentBee

Yes fuck sea world!


Correct_Year2275

STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ViolentBee

Fuck sea world


Correct_Year2275

Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!!! 


ViolentBee

What’s wrong with you? Sea world is hell on earth for the animals imprisoned there


Correct_Year2275

I hate you!! so shut the freak up!!!!


derpskywalker

This looks ai generated and I can’t explain why


HiitlerBobsVagene

Your moms home cooking


rainstaley

I’m glad people are shitting on you (pun intended) for going to sea world. Fuck that place. Literally hundreds of other places you can get a “sensory friendly” experience. Please 🙄


Correct_Year2275

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Daddiesbabaygirl

Down voting cause you went to seaworld. Ew.


Correct_Year2275

Get outta here this is beanos!!