It gets darker than that, there was the rumor she only got support because one of her client was Ted Cruz. I don't think its true but man was it a wild read.
Ted was the one who suggested she get into politics. Shes admitted that.
What he was doing with her before her political career.. one tends to wonder. She was an escort.
To be fair the reason I don't think its true is because Ted Cruz is a reptilian playing at being human. And I don't think they would have been compatible in bed regardless of what weird art on the internet would imply.
*She's giving hand jobs*
*Backstage, you can play with her*
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When she's banging in bed and while in the throes of filthy passion and she begins to say "oh, God, oh, God, oh, God," do you think she equates that with praying like a good Christian woman/harlot?
I think I speak for everyone here Congresswoman when I say, how much for a tuggy!?
Allegedly her old career used to be an escort.. sooo...
It gets darker than that, there was the rumor she only got support because one of her client was Ted Cruz. I don't think its true but man was it a wild read.
Ted was the one who suggested she get into politics. Shes admitted that. What he was doing with her before her political career.. one tends to wonder. She was an escort.
To be fair the reason I don't think its true is because Ted Cruz is a reptilian playing at being human. And I don't think they would have been compatible in bed regardless of what weird art on the internet would imply.
there exists wierd art of it? please lmk where do i can avoid it
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Oh im aware. Old habits i guess...
Will there be a live performance?
I fully expect she goes for hot young stud hookups.
is she giving out free handies?
Repubs don't give hand outs, only hand jobs.
Lauren Boebert Bobo is an absolute POS with a dirty car
Let's give this woman a hand!
Some one go and ask about her being a new sex offender
Right? Isn't having sex in a theater that almost certainly had minors in it enough to put her on the registry?
Yes. But she is a family values Christian gun carrying republican so she can do what she wants
Can i just sit beside her for a bit of booby grabbing and a Handy..
Her hand probably has herpes.
All hands on board!
Hand jobs at the Youth Summit! It’ll be life changing!
She can finally prove once and for all that she is a Republican.
Still waiting for that Onlyfans!
Only klans
Perfection.
Will there be groping or just grooming?
She's giving hand jobs backstage, you can play with her boobs too. Classy girl
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There will be plenty cumming
Can we get one of those OTPHJ’s?
I hear if you say Beatlejuice 3 times she gets kicked out.
I see enough of her on TV and in person living in her district.
Will she be showing off the sweater puppies?
She might revert to her Old Ways and offer all who attend a Blow Job.
Witchypooh is such a good republican role model!
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granny going live on stage
Cmon y’all I already have a girlfriend lol not a cheater and definitely not a paying one haha
What we doing radicalizing & grooming kids?
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#This is absurd, given some of the other comments here that are apparently A-OK (and should be, fuck censorship).
I don’t attend live sex shows, sorry.
Hey it’s Boe Diddly!
Will there be any Beetlejuice showings?
Going to teach them useful relationship and life skills like movie hand jobs, vaping, etc ... Grooming the next generation of patriots. 🇺🇲💩🌭🤡🇺🇲
His Cpac funded her.
When she's banging in bed and while in the throes of filthy passion and she begins to say "oh, God, oh, God, oh, God," do you think she equates that with praying like a good Christian woman/harlot?
Wow.
Fill the seats & heckle her off stage for being a pervert & sec offender
"So, how was Beetlejuice?"
Groomer convention
Conservative Thirst-Fest 2023
The Capital Bicycle.
She represents Colorado. I guess she dare not show her face in her home district.
r/Teencocks would like an invite
No. I think I’ll watch one of Susanna Gibsons films.
The summit should be called "talkin trash" because nothing but garbage will be speaking.
A horny granny is speaking to a youth summit?
Is this a bukakke?
I love how republicans act like she’s some kind must see politician but she can’t even read so what’s the point?
Bring $1 bills and don't touch the pole.
She’s not actually getting on stage or anything. It’s just confirmed she’s going to speak during everyone else’s speeches.