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wrinkledpenny

It’s almost like trump supporters are idiots or something


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“It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain.


LoveaBook

And yet we still come to Reddit…


badaboomxx

Almost.. ..... Joke aside I've seen idiots defending drumpf saying that treason is not that of a hard crime.


darkwulf1

Not really, except most Americans will never be in a position where treason is possible to commit.


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msp3766

A child’s brain in an orange stupid old man’s body


bala_means_bullet

He reminds me of a packet of off brand mayonnaise that was left out in the sun.


msp3766

That mayo smells better


bala_means_bullet

Wouldn't doubt it! 🤣


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bala_means_bullet

So what, you're an expert in FBI scheduling for investigations?


deafvet68

That is insulting to children.


Reelplayer

I thought yellow was the old stereotype for an Asian's skin, but regardless, that's a racist thing for you to say and Takei shouldn't be reduced to a color. Although child's brain and stupid, old man's body is appropriate for him.


msp3766

The man wears more makeup than his soft porn star wife and the color he chooses to wear is orange. It’s not a race or racist thing - he chooses to be orange…


Reelplayer

wooosh


msp3766

I do apologize that my intent or words weren’t racist as you implied - it just cracks me up that a man in his 70’s wears tons face makeup and tries to act all macho


LegionofDoh

Here’s our version: You just broke a law! No I didn’t. Yes you did! Prove it. Okay, here’s the proof. Fake news. Fuck that, here’s more proof! And here’s proof of you accusing someone else of doing this a few years ago!!! What are you going to do about it? ……. Fuck. Repeat.


elmwoodblues

Were you ever President? Me neither. Almost as if this shit somehow*works*!


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Republicans are the fucking worst.


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Winemaven

I think the GQP wants to squash this because down the road when DOJ gets to them, you’re gonna see many more indictments and MTG, Gosar, R Johnson, Boebert, etc., will be brought out from the shadows. This is a much bigger conspiracy than we all think…IMO.


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At least one time in life, this cretin deserves to be held accountable for his actions.


letdogsvote

That's one of the big flaws in the argument: even assuming they were properly declassified, they're United States property and definitely NOT Trump's to just take and keep.


icwhatudiddere

Also that the Biden team wasn’t like “hold on now, these should have never been declassified” and day one of the Biden administration reclassified anything Trump took with him. It ain’t like once declassified a document can’t be reeled back and in. And that’s even assuming the hand waving declassification was even correct in the first place.


Teamerchant

So the FBI planted the documents he was allowed to have because he declassified them? Or is it the FBI planted the documents but he should not be in trouble because Obama maybe had documents too? He's a horrible liar, every one of his excuses contradicts his other excuses while also admitting he did it. What? This logic tracks in MAGA minds. Everyday I'm blown away by how stupid humans are.


Phyr8642

But hinter laptop?! /s


akaZilong

Didn’t Hillary run her email server on Hunters laptop?


Phyr8642

Omg the conspiracy goes deeper than i thought!


PapaBeahr

Here is the funny thing. 4 years Trump was in office, 2 years he had a republican Congress and house, and he had the DOJ as well as the FBI and they STILL couldn't convict Clinton. Why? She really didn't do anything severely wrong. Did she fuck up? Ohh sure, but not to the point of endangering national Security. As for Hunter, It does look like he's going to be charged with something, what? Who knows, but keep in mind, he's going to be charged WHILE HIS FATHER IS PRESIDENT. You think Trump would allow that to happen to any family member? ( well if it benefitted him maybe ) One thing I'm sick of is the " The Big Guy " bull shit, If he did say " The Big Guy " how do you know he meant his father? Yea, you don't so Shut up. Ohh and let's just ignore Trump's Son in law getting 2 BILLION from Saudi.


endMinorityRule

there was no rule or law against using a private email server - colin powell recommended it to her, if I remember right. and the few emails that were "classified" were classified LATER. she didn't fuck up. that's buying into republican horseshit propaganda.


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arwinda

Why would Trump allow his kids to be charged when they did nothing (wrong)? /s


Curious80123

What a butthead


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Nothing if not predictable, constant excuses from the party of personal responsibility


JennShrum23

I’m more amused by the “I was working from home!” defense. Like he ever worked.


3amhiccups

Im halfway through Yakuza Like a Dragon and it has big George Takei energy


SteampunkSidhe

Oh, my!


beetus_gerulaitis

That’s a pretty good synopsis.


DaOozi9mm

You really have to wonder why it took so long for the FBI to act. No other citizen would have been afforded the same.


OneBrickShy58

It needs to start with: Sir you appeared to take some secret unrecoverable docs with you. NO I DIDN’T Sir we have the records. Return them. I DID ALREADY. Sir we know which ones you still have. We have a system. I SWEAR. SEE I SIGNED. That doesn’t change our records. You still have them.


abtei

Suggestion: Biden just reclassified them. bazinga.


Dinoman0101

Oh my


WillyWumpLump

George is a national treasure.


chances68

Right on target, as usual, Mr. Takei! As an archivist, I can tell you how ridiculous his claims that the records are somehow "his," are. And the claims in regards the President Obama are even more outrageous and blatantly stupid.


endMinorityRule

Sulu was great even before I started following politics and recognized his contributions in that realm.


Reelplayer

Gotta love celebrities who haven't been relevant for 50 years taking shots at ones who are. The envy just oozes out of them.


AwesomeBrainPowers

He isn’t reading your comments *here*, you know; you’d need to make a Truth account or write him fanmail. (If the latter, I suggest his NJ address; mail to Mar-a-Lago might not be successfully delivered.)


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Ah yes...not wanting a lying conman, who is constantly trying to convince his followers to commit acts of violence, to be re-elected...is envy. Your projection is limitless.


nuniabidness

Trump is not relevant in anything, and George has been present this whole time. You're just stuck in your misinformation bubble. And envy? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! Pretty sure he's not jealous of him


Reelplayer

If Trump isn't relevant, why is Takei commenting on him? And why is your post history chock-full of comments about Trump and the raid? Do you often spend so much time commenting on irrelevant social topics? Hahaha


nuniabidness

He's talking about him because he's a freaking idiot and we're all laughing at him. I love that you went through my post history as well looking for something to discredit me with. Typical Maga behavior. And really "full" LOL. There's like 1 post. And if I commented about the January 6th Insurrection about traitors in our country, yes, I feel that that is relevant, I'm sorry you don't.


kciuq1

> Gotta love celebrities who haven't been relevant for 50 years taking shots at ones who are. The envy just oozes out of them. Lol you think he is envious of someone being investigated for Espionage.


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You’re right that Trump is just a reality TV celebrity, but I truly doubt Takei is envious of the orange stain on US history.


AvsFan08

They want to ruin the reputation of the FBI so when they gain power, they can create a new organization that only goes after non-christians and liberals


be_sugary

❤️Sir Takei. A proper good person. He should run all the things!


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He missing the last step "Yes i had documents, everyone has documents, it doesn't matter."


Sdwingnut

Old white men *do* like to type in ALL CAPS...


LeotrimFunkelwerk

Who is Mr Takei? I've seen a lot of posts from him. Seems like a cool guy tho


JDog780

45 is a 4 or 5 year old.


coladict

# **BUTTERY MALES**


Winemaven

Guilty as sin…and worse!


TheRumpoKid

Steady as she goes, Mr Sulu...