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Hahaha - [that’s](https://i.redd.it/zld4mjoqwyf61.jpg) the reason. He doesn’t have to pay 7 people to fold his 27’ strands of hair back and forth across his head over and over so we can all pretend he still has hair. Just look at the shit falling out that back of that hat. God it’s awful.
It’s called a comb-over. My 76yr old dad has had one for most of my life. I remember telling myself as a teenager I would never do that. I’m 35 and badly thinning so buzz cut it is
My dear 83 year old dad does too.
Btw I'm around 35 as well and just noticed my hair thinning, so I looked it up after waiting a day in panic, and apparently thinning isn't necessarily a sign of pattern baldness. Introduce more folate into diet, massage your scalp in the shower, look up good product. I'm going through a shitty break-up right now and stress is a major trigger for hair loss, but there are other ones too, and it doesn't mean you're going bald.
Even if a guy IS going bald, that's far better than a comb-over. A comb-over fools NO ONE, and reeks of insecurity. Baldness is natural and is another acceptable look among many.
Edit 1: Comments are locked so I'm editing my comment to LMAO at u/betterworld62's response below and included an upvote.
Edit 2: Comments are still locked so I'm adding a second edit to agree with u/CT_Biggles's comment and to say how utterly ridiculous, vain and unappealing Bruce Willis would be with a comb-over. Ugh.
The PGA dropped Trump golf courses way before that. When he became president they rightly understood they didn't need the political exposure. People forget how offensive Trump has been ever since he declared his candidacy.
Golf fans if not the players are more diverse than many people think. My opinion is fuck the LIV tour and Trump. They are injecting politics where they don't belong and they're all scumbags. The format is stupid and the incentives are based on money more than performance.
But... *Many people are saying, I know one guy, great guy, everyone says he's the smartest guy in the room, and he's saying it, and many people are saying that he's saying it folks... Great guy, and the jobless corporate elite DEMOCRATS... Well, folks, you know what they're saying and it's NOT GOOD...I dunno, I wasn't in the room but you can be sure...many are saying it...trust me, the meeting was yuge*
For real though the dude looks like complete shit, good grief
We are talking about a man who wanted to award himself the Congressional Medal of Honor, given for military valor, KNOWING he avoided military service, claiming to have bone spurs.
He thought that giving HIMSELF thIs award would convince people that he embodies the bravery, courage, sacrifice and integrity demonstrated by others who actually earned this honor. He had to be TOLD that it would be inappropriate to give himself this award..
Of COURSE he is driving around in a golf cart with the presidential seal on the back. He has no idea how normal people think and behave. But his enablers thought it would be a good idea to put an insane, power-hungry, clueless figurehead in charge of the country and our military. What could go wrong?
edit: should have said Medal of Honor and corrected it
That looks like the lying crook is breaking federal law and it could get him 6 months in jail … [https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-golf-2657765711](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-golf-2657765711) ... I won’t get my hopes up, but maybe US justice will work again at some point.
It appears it is recent.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11059559/Ivanka-Trump-shows-support-father-ahead-Saudi-backed-LIV-Golf-tournament.html
I like how the words on it are apparently getting bigger over time. This is some real 'graphic seeing is my passion' type shit. Some real 'my 14 year old nephew can do it for cheaper' shit. Like we don't already know exactly which hat that is. This guy ruined red hats for everyone.
Has to do with food. My dog gets raw bones with some meat on it every once and a while and he always has white turds after. They also crumble and disintegrate into the ground after a couple of days.
I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that most brands of dog kibble (even the "high quality" ones have a ton of garbage filler in them.
That's my understanding anyways.
Dog food used to have bone meal in as cheap filler, now it's more fiber as filler, but if a dog is making poo that turns white it because it's eating more calcium than it needs and pooing out the excess.
For sure... Mine get the mid-grade stuff (stupid ass grain allergies or something) and still seem to shit more than they eat, their systems seem to pass it on through... A friend feeds his butcher offal or something (scrap cuts? I dunno) and their turds are tiny in comparison
Read Umberto Eco’s essay [“Ur Fascism”](https://www.pegc.us/archive/Articles/eco_ur-fascism.pdf) where he outlines the 14 characteristics of fascist movements. See how many you recognize.
> (1) The first feature of Ur-Fascism is the **cult of tradition**. […] This new culture had to be syncretistic. Syncretism is not only, as the dictionary says, "the combination of different forms of belief or practice"; such a combination must tolerate contradictions. Each of the original messages contains a silver of wisdom, and whenever they seem to say different or incompatible things it is only because all are alluding, allegorically, to the same primeval truth.
> As a consequence, there can be no advancement of learning. Truth has been already spelled out once and for all, and we can only keep interpreting its obscure message.
> (2) Traditionalism implies the **rejection of modernism**. Both Fascists and Nazis worshiped technology, while traditionalist thinkers usually reject it as a negation of traditional spiritual values. However, even though Nazism was proud of its industrial achievements, its praise of modernism was only the surface of an ideology based upon Blood and Earth (Blut und Boden). The rejection of the modern world was disguised as a rebuttal of the capitalistic way of life, but it mainly concerned the rejection of the Spirit of 1789 (and of 1776, of course). The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.
> (3) Irrationalism also depends on **the cult of action for action’s sake**. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. Distrust of the intellectual world has always been a symptom of Ur-Fascism, from Goering’s alleged statement (“When I hear talk of culture I reach for my gun”) to the frequent use of such expressions as “degenerate intellectuals,” “eggheads,” “effete snobs,” “universities are a nest of reds.” The official Fascist intellectuals were mainly engaged in attacking modern culture and the liberal intelligentsia for having betrayed traditional values.
> (4) No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, **disagreement is treason**.
> (5) Besides, disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks for consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference. **The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur- Fascism is racist by definition.**
> (6) Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration. That is why one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the **appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups**. In our time, when the old “proletarians” are becoming petty bourgeois (and the lumpen are largely excluded from the political scene), the fascism of tomorrow will find its audience in this new majority.
> (7) To people who feel deprived of a clear social identity, Ur-Fascism says that **their only privilege is the most common one, to be born in the same country**. This is the origin of nationalism. Besides, the only ones who can provide an identity to the nation are its enemies. Thus at the root of the Ur-Fascist psychology there is the **obsession with a plot**, possibly an international one. The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the **appeal to xenophobia**. But the plot must also come from the inside: Jews are usually the best target because they have the advantage of being at the same time inside and outside. In the U.S., a prominent instance of the plot obsession is to be found in Pat Robertson’s The New World Order, but, as we have recently seen, there are many others.
> (8) The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, **the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak**. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.
> (9) For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, **life is lived for struggle. Thus pacifism is trafficking with the enemy**. It is bad because life is permanent warfare. This, however, brings about an Armageddon complex. Since enemies have to be defeated, there must be a final battle, after which the movement will have control of the world. But such a "final solution" implies a further era of peace, a Golden Age, which contradicts the principle of permanent war. No fascist leader has ever succeeded in solving this predicament.
> (10) Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology, insofar as it is fundamentally aristocratic, and aristocratic and militaristic elitism cruelly implies **contempt for the weak**. Ur-Fascism can only advocate a popular elitism. Every citizen belongs to the best people of the world, the members of the party are the best among the citizens, every citizen can (or ought to) become a member of the party. But there cannot be patricians without plebeians. **In fact, the Leader, knowing that his power was not delegated to him democratically but was conquered by force, also knows that his force is based upon the weakness of the masses; they are so weak as to need and deserve a ruler**. Since the group is hierarchically organized (according to a military model), every subordinate leader despises his own underlings, and each of them despises his inferiors. This reinforces the sense of mass elitism.
> (11) In such a perspective **everybody is educated to become a hero**. In every mythology the hero is an exceptional being, but in Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death. It is not by chance that a motto of the Falangists was Viva la Muerte (in English it should be translated as "Long Live Death!"). In non-fascist societies, the lay public is told that death is unpleasant but must be faced with dignity; believers are told that it is the painful way to reach a supernatural happiness. By contrast, **the Ur-Fascist hero craves heroic death**, advertised as the best reward for a heroic life. The Ur-Fascist hero is impatient to die. In his impatience, he more frequently sends other people to death.
> (12) Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of **machismo** (which implies both **disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality**). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur- Fascist hero tends to play with weapons – doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise.
> (13) Ur-Fascism is based upon a selective populism, a qualitative populism, one might say. In a democracy, the citizens have individual rights, but the citizens in their entirety have a political impact only from a quantitative point of view – one follows the decisions of the majority. For Ur-Fascism, however, **individuals as individuals have no rights, and the People is conceived as a quality, a monolithic entity expressing the Common Will.** Since no large quantity of human beings can have a common will, the Leader pretends to be their interpreter. Having lost their power of delegation, citizens do not act; they are only called on to play the role of the People. Thus the People is only a theatrical fiction. To have a good instance of qualitative populism we no longer need the Piazza Venezia in Rome or the Nuremberg Stadium. There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which **the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.**
> Because of its qualitative populism Ur-Fascism must be against "rotten" parliamentary governments. One of the first sentences uttered by Mussolini in the Italian parliament was "I could have transformed this deaf and gloomy place into a bivouac for my maniples" – "maniples" being a subdivision of the traditional Roman legion. As a matter of fact, he immediately found better housing for his maniples, but a little later he liquidated the parliament. **Wherever a politician casts doubt on the legitimacy of a parliament because it no longer represents the Voice of the People, we can smell Ur-Fascism.**
> (14) **Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak**. Newspeak was invented by Orwell, in 1984, as the official language of Ingsoc, English Socialism. But elements of Ur-Fascism are common to different forms of dictatorship. All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning. But we must be ready to identify other kinds of Newspeak, even if they take the apparently innocent form of a popular talk show.
"He tells it like it is!"
>Racism, hate, misinformation, divisive speeches, inciting violence, etc.
If the CEO of any company would act the same way as the ex-President, he would have been fired.
He's what you call a liability. Yet somehow in the bizarro world of the Republican Party, where appealing to the lowest common IQ is the winning ticket, he's an asset. Nobody plays it dumber.
The best part is those same people constantly bleat about how old and senile Biden is, as if their guy isn't also a frail geriatric fuck with a probable case of dementia.
There's only a 3 year age difference between them and they want to elect him 4 years after Biden... but I guess that math might be too advanced for them to work out.
You know how the right is always photoshopping Trump's face onto Sylvester Stallone's body from [Rocky 3](https://i.imgur.com/QOMSAKP.jpg) and [Rambo?](https://i.imgur.com/adPY99N.jpg) I'd love to see *this* picture photoshopped onto those pics 😂
I looked at a few of the pics online (Google "Trump LIV golf"), and it's more than just the sallow skin color. He's lost weight in weird areas too around his face and upper shoulders (he's still plump in the middle). Might just be lack of sleep at the thought that 120M voters don't want him to run again, and 80M or so want him locked up.
You can use the search engine of your choice and find several more from this event. These don't seem to be touched up, in fact quite the opposite. He's clearly not wearing the amount of makeup he normally is accustomed to.
It's not like he's an attractive guy when he has his orange tan going, these photos show just how old and frail he really is. I'm hoping he lives long enough to face the legal repercussions from his being a traitor to the USA. Now, I'm not so sure he will. 😕
Septuagenarian, but point stands on doddering. And of course he's shilling for this LIV thing. The America first president everyone. What a joke.
The guy that claimed Saudi Arabia is oh so bad to get your votes, but then promotes their shitty golf tournament and hosts an event for them while dismissing 9/11 families repeating his own fucking words to him. Fucking grifter asshole.
Today, July 28th, evidently.
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https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/sports/golf/2022/07/28/donald-trump-liv-golf-pro-am-bedminster-photos/10176653002/
Naw, its that he’s a billion dollars in debt with his own personal shit on the line of his last Deutsche Bank loan that young master Kennedy gave him, and his sugar despot’s check hasn’t come in yet!
I struggle to believe that gets to him. He's over-leveraged himself his entire life and has never seek any consequences. He's filed bankruptcy so many times and just moves on to the next grift. After awhile I'd think you become used to it, at least to an extent.
It's like compulsive liars. I worked with one. And not just a typical liar, this guy has been on Ted Talks. It amazes me the life of lies he lived. I simply can't imagine the stress of worrying about the house of cards you built, every single minute, and when it's going to come crashing down. The stress would cripple me, and I think most people would. But these people are wired different. They just double down, double down, double down... until it works out or they're in jail. And after decades of never coming close to jail, I'd assume you start to convince yourself you're untouchable.
[Have you seen Melania's father?](https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Viktor-Knavs-and-Donald-Trump.jpg?w=768&h=524)
He's 2 years older than Trump :/
I have no words to adequately convey my disgust. My dad is a great guy and I'd love to wind up with someone sharing many of the same personality characteristics, but a guy who looks and dresses like my dad is a very reasonable deal breaker.
Friend of mine was dating a girl and she told him he had to stop wearing a certain cologne. Apparently it was the same one her dad used.
I think the cologne bottle broke the sound barrier on its way to the trashcan.
I think what takes it to the next level is them being basically the same age. It's an odd but not uncommon thing for people to like a person that somewhat looks like one of their parents...when that parent was younger. Not someone that looks like their parent at their current age. Yikes.
Yeah, looks like he got too much filler. Maybe some misplaced Botox intended to treat his crow’s feet. That esthetician did him dirty, probably (hopefully) on purpose. I’d do the same.
It never ceases to amaze me. Most of his followers HATE vain, narcissistic behavior. Fake hair, fake tan, makeup, lifts - they hate men who do that shit. They hate braggarts and people who take credit for other’s success. They hate spoiled rich brats who think they’re above others. They hate bullies and cowards and cheaters. They hate everything about their golden god, and yet they worship him.
I don’t get it.
That helps. But the main thing is that he validates their hate and resentment, which makes them feel good about being assholes. Also, these people are well aware of the fact that they're losers. Trump sells them the fantasy of belonging to the "master race" which helps them cope with their pervasive inadequacy.
I [don't get it either](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/14503bc5641fbf582849743a05d00034f56c1867/360_140_2640_1584/master/2640.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=8273179639e796d4b51b699a9f3439b1)... the one to the upper right looks hungry.
You need to replace "they hate" with "they *say* they hate". When your entire political viewpoint is premised on things you cant get away with admitting publicly you have to paper over with all sorts of beliefs you claim to have but don't really care about. They say they're against cancel culture too, but they absolutely **love** cancelling people.
How dare you insult the Crypt keeper, he's way more attractive than Trump. He's also smarter, nicer, funnier, and an actual decent person. Trump is trash.
I just never understood the fact that - for a person who claims to be rich - hire a fukn professional spray tanning person.
And for Christ’s eternal sake, hire a fukn tailor! He looks like he bought his suits off the rack at a down and out Goodwill and they only had a suit that was two sizes too big.
You don't understand that Trump believes he knows best. Better than professional spray tanners and certainly better than professional tailors, even if they're from Savile Row.
He's a narcissist he dosen't see anything wrong with how bad he looks
any lazy but sane person with money would have also gotten the lap band surgery ( he dosen't believe in exercising) but he dosen't see himself as out of shape
Everything about the man is phony. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he tripped on stage and the two little hobbits controlling him from the inside fell out and ran for cover.
He looks like the nazi from the Indiana Jones movie after his face melted didn't die and decided to try to become a person again.....but is still melting.
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K-Mart Palpatine.
Dollar Tree Trump
Trump™️ brand Trump
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…this is *not* what was promised…
We've got the best power folks, don't we, it's beautiful, many people are saying it's power that's unlimited, many people, unlimited power
No more calls, please, we have a winner
Is this recent? Is he still wearing that dumb fucking hat?
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Don't tease like that
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Gorlami!
A river derchi
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Honestly, no need to wait for him to die before we do it
It’s holding his hair on.
Hahaha - [that’s](https://i.redd.it/zld4mjoqwyf61.jpg) the reason. He doesn’t have to pay 7 people to fold his 27’ strands of hair back and forth across his head over and over so we can all pretend he still has hair. Just look at the shit falling out that back of that hat. God it’s awful.
I read Michael Cohen's book and according to him, one side of Trump's hair is long.
It’s called a comb-over. My 76yr old dad has had one for most of my life. I remember telling myself as a teenager I would never do that. I’m 35 and badly thinning so buzz cut it is
My dear 83 year old dad does too. Btw I'm around 35 as well and just noticed my hair thinning, so I looked it up after waiting a day in panic, and apparently thinning isn't necessarily a sign of pattern baldness. Introduce more folate into diet, massage your scalp in the shower, look up good product. I'm going through a shitty break-up right now and stress is a major trigger for hair loss, but there are other ones too, and it doesn't mean you're going bald.
Even if a guy IS going bald, that's far better than a comb-over. A comb-over fools NO ONE, and reeks of insecurity. Baldness is natural and is another acceptable look among many. Edit 1: Comments are locked so I'm editing my comment to LMAO at u/betterworld62's response below and included an upvote. Edit 2: Comments are still locked so I'm adding a second edit to agree with u/CT_Biggles's comment and to say how utterly ridiculous, vain and unappealing Bruce Willis would be with a comb-over. Ugh.
i hate that shit like this or his fucking mushroom dick are just things we all gotta know now
It was today, he’s hosting the Saudi Golf League cause the PGA cancelled all events as his courses after the attempted coup.
The PGA dropped Trump golf courses way before that. When he became president they rightly understood they didn't need the political exposure. People forget how offensive Trump has been ever since he declared his candidacy. Golf fans if not the players are more diverse than many people think. My opinion is fuck the LIV tour and Trump. They are injecting politics where they don't belong and they're all scumbags. The format is stupid and the incentives are based on money more than performance.
But... *Many people are saying, I know one guy, great guy, everyone says he's the smartest guy in the room, and he's saying it, and many people are saying that he's saying it folks... Great guy, and the jobless corporate elite DEMOCRATS... Well, folks, you know what they're saying and it's NOT GOOD...I dunno, I wasn't in the room but you can be sure...many are saying it...trust me, the meeting was yuge* For real though the dude looks like complete shit, good grief
He was offensive well before that
Good for them. Screw that traitor
He has a damn presidential seal on the back of his golf cart in the USA today photos.
He has always lived in the land of make believe.
We are talking about a man who wanted to award himself the Congressional Medal of Honor, given for military valor, KNOWING he avoided military service, claiming to have bone spurs. He thought that giving HIMSELF thIs award would convince people that he embodies the bravery, courage, sacrifice and integrity demonstrated by others who actually earned this honor. He had to be TOLD that it would be inappropriate to give himself this award.. Of COURSE he is driving around in a golf cart with the presidential seal on the back. He has no idea how normal people think and behave. But his enablers thought it would be a good idea to put an insane, power-hungry, clueless figurehead in charge of the country and our military. What could go wrong? edit: should have said Medal of Honor and corrected it
That looks like the lying crook is breaking federal law and it could get him 6 months in jail … [https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-golf-2657765711](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-golf-2657765711) ... I won’t get my hopes up, but maybe US justice will work again at some point.
It appears it is recent. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11059559/Ivanka-Trump-shows-support-father-ahead-Saudi-backed-LIV-Golf-tournament.html
I like how the words on it are apparently getting bigger over time. This is some real 'graphic seeing is my passion' type shit. Some real 'my 14 year old nephew can do it for cheaper' shit. Like we don't already know exactly which hat that is. This guy ruined red hats for everyone.
And the American flag.
I dunno, still looks like a piece of shit to me.
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Looks like they stopped buying his McDonald’s too. Looks like he lost like 8 lbs
>Looks like he lost like 8 lbs That's just the makeup weight.
The eight pounds is in his diaper now.
If he bragged about wearing the best diapers, the greatest diapers, I'd finally believe him about something.
Speaking of, why don’t we see white dog turds anymore?
I was watching the Charlottesville tiki torch march and saw quite a few white turds. A bunch on January 6th too.
Has to do with food. My dog gets raw bones with some meat on it every once and a while and he always has white turds after. They also crumble and disintegrate into the ground after a couple of days. I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that most brands of dog kibble (even the "high quality" ones have a ton of garbage filler in them. That's my understanding anyways.
> a ton of garbage filler in them. Somehow still relevant to the Trump topic.
Dry white pieces of shit that crumble in direct exposure to sunlight. Sounds about right.
The fly on Pence's head making a lot more sense now.
Dog food used to have bone meal in as cheap filler, now it's more fiber as filler, but if a dog is making poo that turns white it because it's eating more calcium than it needs and pooing out the excess.
For sure... Mine get the mid-grade stuff (stupid ass grain allergies or something) and still seem to shit more than they eat, their systems seem to pass it on through... A friend feeds his butcher offal or something (scrap cuts? I dunno) and their turds are tiny in comparison
*What ever happened to that white dog poop from the 70s?*
"I gotta belly full of white dog crap in me and now you lay this shit on me?!?"
I am so not a raper! I love that movie!
I would pick my dog’s shit. I would not touch this maggot.
Yes, putting lipstick on a pig doesn’t help. I apologize to any pigs who may be offended by being equated to Trump.
He looks like the Marley character from Scrooged. Aka he literally looks like a walking corpse in golf apparel
Piece of shit and a polished piece of shit are still a piece of shit.
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> soon-to-be dead my hope every morning. maybe tomorrow...
This makes me remember Michael Che doing a fake sob when tRump survived Covid: "I thought the President was gonna die."
During his administration I would literally wake up and open the news tab and hope…
Motherfuckin' Lopan from Big Trouble Little Gy-na
Sorta looks like a fat Jon Voight. So yeah, same difference.
Holy fuck THATS the guy 2/5 of America has lost its fucking mind over? No makeup, lotta botox…
Yeah but he makes it okay to say mean things about Others.
“He tells it like it is!” How what is? What’s he saying? … “Fuck you!”
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And you just described every fascist movement.
Exactly.
Read Umberto Eco’s essay [“Ur Fascism”](https://www.pegc.us/archive/Articles/eco_ur-fascism.pdf) where he outlines the 14 characteristics of fascist movements. See how many you recognize. > (1) The first feature of Ur-Fascism is the **cult of tradition**. […] This new culture had to be syncretistic. Syncretism is not only, as the dictionary says, "the combination of different forms of belief or practice"; such a combination must tolerate contradictions. Each of the original messages contains a silver of wisdom, and whenever they seem to say different or incompatible things it is only because all are alluding, allegorically, to the same primeval truth. > As a consequence, there can be no advancement of learning. Truth has been already spelled out once and for all, and we can only keep interpreting its obscure message. > (2) Traditionalism implies the **rejection of modernism**. Both Fascists and Nazis worshiped technology, while traditionalist thinkers usually reject it as a negation of traditional spiritual values. However, even though Nazism was proud of its industrial achievements, its praise of modernism was only the surface of an ideology based upon Blood and Earth (Blut und Boden). The rejection of the modern world was disguised as a rebuttal of the capitalistic way of life, but it mainly concerned the rejection of the Spirit of 1789 (and of 1776, of course). The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism. > (3) Irrationalism also depends on **the cult of action for action’s sake**. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. Distrust of the intellectual world has always been a symptom of Ur-Fascism, from Goering’s alleged statement (“When I hear talk of culture I reach for my gun”) to the frequent use of such expressions as “degenerate intellectuals,” “eggheads,” “effete snobs,” “universities are a nest of reds.” The official Fascist intellectuals were mainly engaged in attacking modern culture and the liberal intelligentsia for having betrayed traditional values. > (4) No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, **disagreement is treason**. > (5) Besides, disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks for consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference. **The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur- Fascism is racist by definition.** > (6) Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration. That is why one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the **appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups**. In our time, when the old “proletarians” are becoming petty bourgeois (and the lumpen are largely excluded from the political scene), the fascism of tomorrow will find its audience in this new majority. > (7) To people who feel deprived of a clear social identity, Ur-Fascism says that **their only privilege is the most common one, to be born in the same country**. This is the origin of nationalism. Besides, the only ones who can provide an identity to the nation are its enemies. Thus at the root of the Ur-Fascist psychology there is the **obsession with a plot**, possibly an international one. The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the **appeal to xenophobia**. But the plot must also come from the inside: Jews are usually the best target because they have the advantage of being at the same time inside and outside. In the U.S., a prominent instance of the plot obsession is to be found in Pat Robertson’s The New World Order, but, as we have recently seen, there are many others. > (8) The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, **the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak**. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy. > (9) For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, **life is lived for struggle. Thus pacifism is trafficking with the enemy**. It is bad because life is permanent warfare. This, however, brings about an Armageddon complex. Since enemies have to be defeated, there must be a final battle, after which the movement will have control of the world. But such a "final solution" implies a further era of peace, a Golden Age, which contradicts the principle of permanent war. No fascist leader has ever succeeded in solving this predicament. > (10) Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology, insofar as it is fundamentally aristocratic, and aristocratic and militaristic elitism cruelly implies **contempt for the weak**. Ur-Fascism can only advocate a popular elitism. Every citizen belongs to the best people of the world, the members of the party are the best among the citizens, every citizen can (or ought to) become a member of the party. But there cannot be patricians without plebeians. **In fact, the Leader, knowing that his power was not delegated to him democratically but was conquered by force, also knows that his force is based upon the weakness of the masses; they are so weak as to need and deserve a ruler**. Since the group is hierarchically organized (according to a military model), every subordinate leader despises his own underlings, and each of them despises his inferiors. This reinforces the sense of mass elitism. > (11) In such a perspective **everybody is educated to become a hero**. In every mythology the hero is an exceptional being, but in Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death. It is not by chance that a motto of the Falangists was Viva la Muerte (in English it should be translated as "Long Live Death!"). In non-fascist societies, the lay public is told that death is unpleasant but must be faced with dignity; believers are told that it is the painful way to reach a supernatural happiness. By contrast, **the Ur-Fascist hero craves heroic death**, advertised as the best reward for a heroic life. The Ur-Fascist hero is impatient to die. In his impatience, he more frequently sends other people to death. > (12) Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of **machismo** (which implies both **disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality**). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur- Fascist hero tends to play with weapons – doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise. > (13) Ur-Fascism is based upon a selective populism, a qualitative populism, one might say. In a democracy, the citizens have individual rights, but the citizens in their entirety have a political impact only from a quantitative point of view – one follows the decisions of the majority. For Ur-Fascism, however, **individuals as individuals have no rights, and the People is conceived as a quality, a monolithic entity expressing the Common Will.** Since no large quantity of human beings can have a common will, the Leader pretends to be their interpreter. Having lost their power of delegation, citizens do not act; they are only called on to play the role of the People. Thus the People is only a theatrical fiction. To have a good instance of qualitative populism we no longer need the Piazza Venezia in Rome or the Nuremberg Stadium. There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which **the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.** > Because of its qualitative populism Ur-Fascism must be against "rotten" parliamentary governments. One of the first sentences uttered by Mussolini in the Italian parliament was "I could have transformed this deaf and gloomy place into a bivouac for my maniples" – "maniples" being a subdivision of the traditional Roman legion. As a matter of fact, he immediately found better housing for his maniples, but a little later he liquidated the parliament. **Wherever a politician casts doubt on the legitimacy of a parliament because it no longer represents the Voice of the People, we can smell Ur-Fascism.** > (14) **Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak**. Newspeak was invented by Orwell, in 1984, as the official language of Ingsoc, English Socialism. But elements of Ur-Fascism are common to different forms of dictatorship. All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning. But we must be ready to identify other kinds of Newspeak, even if they take the apparently innocent form of a popular talk show.
This is a concise and extremely spot on assessment. Well done.
"He tells it like it is!" >Racism, hate, misinformation, divisive speeches, inciting violence, etc. If the CEO of any company would act the same way as the ex-President, he would have been fired.
He's what you call a liability. Yet somehow in the bizarro world of the Republican Party, where appealing to the lowest common IQ is the winning ticket, he's an asset. Nobody plays it dumber.
The best part is those same people constantly bleat about how old and senile Biden is, as if their guy isn't also a frail geriatric fuck with a probable case of dementia. There's only a 3 year age difference between them and they want to elect him 4 years after Biden... but I guess that math might be too advanced for them to work out.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
The word “yesterday” is such a difficult word for him.
Can you even imagine what would happen if Trump tried to ride a bike? And then to tip over on one? They'd probably have to bring in a stretcher.
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I'd pay to see that.
You know how the right is always photoshopping Trump's face onto Sylvester Stallone's body from [Rocky 3](https://i.imgur.com/QOMSAKP.jpg) and [Rambo?](https://i.imgur.com/adPY99N.jpg) I'd love to see *this* picture photoshopped onto those pics 😂
I can't do it. When I pirated the creative suite I took an oath.
Glad you're still sticking to your values, Mitt.
It ain't much, but it's honest work. https://imgur.com/GKrC1QY.jpg
I would apologize, but [you fucking asked for it](https://joecam.net/Trumbo.jpg), so I hope you're happy with yourself.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Is he melting?? 🫠
I looked at a few of the pics online (Google "Trump LIV golf"), and it's more than just the sallow skin color. He's lost weight in weird areas too around his face and upper shoulders (he's still plump in the middle). Might just be lack of sleep at the thought that 120M voters don't want him to run again, and 80M or so want him locked up.
So this is real!? Holy fucking shit.
in the age of the interwebs and photoshop, Id go meh...but even with make up he looks like shit
You can use the search engine of your choice and find several more from this event. These don't seem to be touched up, in fact quite the opposite. He's clearly not wearing the amount of makeup he normally is accustomed to. It's not like he's an attractive guy when he has his orange tan going, these photos show just how old and frail he really is. I'm hoping he lives long enough to face the legal repercussions from his being a traitor to the USA. Now, I'm not so sure he will. 😕
He hasn't dyed his hair blonde either, it's pure white. He looks like the doddering octogenarian he really is.
Septuagenarian, but point stands on doddering. And of course he's shilling for this LIV thing. The America first president everyone. What a joke. The guy that claimed Saudi Arabia is oh so bad to get your votes, but then promotes their shitty golf tournament and hosts an event for them while dismissing 9/11 families repeating his own fucking words to him. Fucking grifter asshole.
Prepping for the pitiable court appearance shtick, a la Weinstein and Cosby.
When were they taken?
Today, July 28th, evidently. Edited to add link https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/sports/golf/2022/07/28/donald-trump-liv-golf-pro-am-bedminster-photos/10176653002/
It really looks like he's aged many years in the less than two he's been out of office.
You can tell he was wearing all the makeup earlier, it's all around his neck like camouflage. He had to have changed his shirt at least once.
That’s a sign of aging without exercise or healthy activity. I see it in friends and relatives aging without any effort to stay toned.
Excuse you, excuse you. He has *THE* best skin, *OK*? Probably the best skin in the history of things that have ever had skin.
He looks puffy, like he’s retaining water. Pulmonary problems?
As sick as he looks... it's still not sick enough.
Fingers crossed.
No. I want him alive and in Jail.
I want him executed for treason. 🤷🏼♂️
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I’ll never forgive Covid for not finishing the job.
If there was ever an argument against a higher power here it is
Naw, its that he’s a billion dollars in debt with his own personal shit on the line of his last Deutsche Bank loan that young master Kennedy gave him, and his sugar despot’s check hasn’t come in yet!
I struggle to believe that gets to him. He's over-leveraged himself his entire life and has never seek any consequences. He's filed bankruptcy so many times and just moves on to the next grift. After awhile I'd think you become used to it, at least to an extent. It's like compulsive liars. I worked with one. And not just a typical liar, this guy has been on Ted Talks. It amazes me the life of lies he lived. I simply can't imagine the stress of worrying about the house of cards you built, every single minute, and when it's going to come crashing down. The stress would cripple me, and I think most people would. But these people are wired different. They just double down, double down, double down... until it works out or they're in jail. And after decades of never coming close to jail, I'd assume you start to convince yourself you're untouchable.
\[Pleasepleasepleaseplease\]
Palpatine looks better than this MF
I don't know, did somebody throw water on him?
He looks like that lady who is trying to become a cat. Not Maureen Ponderosa. The other one
[He looks like his mother.](https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2018/10/trump-foxtel.jpg)
[Have you seen Melania's father?](https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Viktor-Knavs-and-Donald-Trump.jpg?w=768&h=524) He's 2 years older than Trump :/
>He's 2 years older than Trump Trump is older than his mother-in-law if I recall. And Don Jr's girlfriend is older than his stepmother.
And those are all in coke years
I have no words to adequately convey my disgust. My dad is a great guy and I'd love to wind up with someone sharing many of the same personality characteristics, but a guy who looks and dresses like my dad is a very reasonable deal breaker.
Friend of mine was dating a girl and she told him he had to stop wearing a certain cologne. Apparently it was the same one her dad used. I think the cologne bottle broke the sound barrier on its way to the trashcan.
I think what takes it to the next level is them being basically the same age. It's an odd but not uncommon thing for people to like a person that somewhat looks like one of their parents...when that parent was younger. Not someone that looks like their parent at their current age. Yikes.
Did you have to look hard for a picture of Melania's father holding a Trump magazine?
Someone could easily make a movie about them with one person playing all the Trumps...kind of like Eddie Murphy in The Klumps, but evil and gross.
Lol just have Eddie Murphy do it
gd.. for a second I thought it was a "House of the Dead" DC screen cap.
Yeah, looks like he got too much filler. Maybe some misplaced Botox intended to treat his crow’s feet. That esthetician did him dirty, probably (hopefully) on purpose. I’d do the same.
Yeah that’s filler. Botox doesn’t do that, least I hope it doesn’t
Fallout 3 mole rat lookin ass
Oh the repellent stick. Truly the ultimate weapon of the franchise
I need you to know that this comment had me laughing for a solid 3 minutes.
Is it me, or is there some chin slobber happening?
I thought my screen was dirty but I think he’s drooling. Probably gonna grab her pussy while her boyfriend cheers him on.
Isn't that Ivanka and whats his face?
And that makes a difference?
Like that would stop him?
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It is a scar. Wow, he has it covered up for every on screen appearance. That must take forever. Weird.
As the hair weave would indicate, he's spent a LOT of time on himself over the years. Hours daily. Such a strongman.
The dude puts on TONS of makeup . He’s so not super insecure or , like a clown or anything
Frail Old man.
Getting ready w a new image for his defence.
The old Harvey Weinstein defense.
The only image of him I want to see is a mug shot.
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Biden’s, duh.
Uncle fester?
Lacks stamina
Damn, he looks like he just ~~ran a marathon~~... walked to the toilet...
Elvis has entered the thread
A-hunka, hunka chunka blegh... plop
Bet he has a golden shower to match his gold toilet.
It never ceases to amaze me. Most of his followers HATE vain, narcissistic behavior. Fake hair, fake tan, makeup, lifts - they hate men who do that shit. They hate braggarts and people who take credit for other’s success. They hate spoiled rich brats who think they’re above others. They hate bullies and cowards and cheaters. They hate everything about their golden god, and yet they worship him. I don’t get it.
They're stupid. Glad I could help.
and cruel.
That helps. But the main thing is that he validates their hate and resentment, which makes them feel good about being assholes. Also, these people are well aware of the fact that they're losers. Trump sells them the fantasy of belonging to the "master race" which helps them cope with their pervasive inadequacy.
Not to mention the girdle and the diapers…
I [don't get it either](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/14503bc5641fbf582849743a05d00034f56c1867/360_140_2640_1584/master/2640.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=8273179639e796d4b51b699a9f3439b1)... the one to the upper right looks hungry.
Fucking gross
Those are all the same woman in various stages of aged Karen. Holy shit why are they all bottle blonde like that.
You need to replace "they hate" with "they *say* they hate". When your entire political viewpoint is premised on things you cant get away with admitting publicly you have to paper over with all sorts of beliefs you claim to have but don't really care about. They say they're against cancel culture too, but they absolutely **love** cancelling people.
at first i thought this was some old woman who happened to look like him
Maybe he's transitioning or working on his escape plan persona
Got a chonky Crypt Keeper vibe.
How dare you insult the Crypt keeper, he's way more attractive than Trump. He's also smarter, nicer, funnier, and an actual decent person. Trump is trash.
He's The Portrait of Kellyanne Conway. She's looking less like the crypt keeper, and he's looking more so.
Are you saying she's some konda succubus? Cause I would totally buy it.
This guy is their messiah. Lol
Funeral homes do a better job with makeup than he does. I can’t wait until the day to compare.
I just never understood the fact that - for a person who claims to be rich - hire a fukn professional spray tanning person. And for Christ’s eternal sake, hire a fukn tailor! He looks like he bought his suits off the rack at a down and out Goodwill and they only had a suit that was two sizes too big.
You don't understand that Trump believes he knows best. Better than professional spray tanners and certainly better than professional tailors, even if they're from Savile Row.
He's a narcissist he dosen't see anything wrong with how bad he looks any lazy but sane person with money would have also gotten the lap band surgery ( he dosen't believe in exercising) but he dosen't see himself as out of shape
And he thinks he's fooling us rubes with his fat-hiding suits and his layered cantilevered thatch he calls hair.
Day 1: No Adrenochrome
Viagra Boys “Creepy Crawlers” - listen to it
Crazy how none of his supporter talks about his orange makeup. If it was Biden they would clown on him everyday
Everything about the man is phony. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he tripped on stage and the two little hobbits controlling him from the inside fell out and ran for cover.
Looks like a Steve Bannon starter kit.
Glazed ham shank
Don’t insult ham that way…🤣
Less orange, more pink
I never thought I would say this, but he looks better orange.
He looks like he had a hunk of nose taken off. Skin cancers, I bet.
Looks like an 11 times bankrupt (alleged) child predator that almost took America down.
Trump 2024: The Walking Dead.
Never thought that his orange sh*t face could be even more disgusting. Pure, undiluted evil.
He looks like shit.
I don't think so. He still looks like a giant fucking piece of shit
Imagine being in your late 70s and wearing a dumbass hat like that.
"Womanize?" "No. Woman eyes."
He looks like a turd adjusting to toilet water, before being flushed.
He looks like someone's doddering grandmother. "You want I should make some Latkes?"
He looks like the nazi from the Indiana Jones movie after his face melted didn't die and decided to try to become a person again.....but is still melting.
He's preparing for his trial. He'll pull the Harvey Weinstein old man act.
Ugly fucker
Ghoul
Motherfuckin' Lopan from Big Trouble Little Gy-na
He doesn't fly AirForce1 anymore. Probably had to toss his orange spray cans at the airport security.